I've always been tolerant of things. Teenagers will always be interested in these mysterious and beautiful things, and what we have to do is just guide, not blindly chase and intercept. When we tell them to be happy with a small stroke, hurt their bodies with a big stroke, and force them to be wiped out, don't forget to add another sentence - don't masturbate, the liver and intestines will be broken.

Anyway, that's what I do, and every month in the living expenses allocated to the orangutan key, there is an expenditure to buy h things, and the funds are quite a lot, enough for the orangutan key to spend every fulfilling night in the purchase and exchange, and by the way, harvest a group of comrade-in-arms friendship - buying h things by myself is not the whole of youth, and exchanging his treasures with a few dead friends after school is the real high school student! Although I haven't done this kind of thing......

Ahaha...... Aha...... Now, when I say such things, I have a somewhat complicated feeling......

...... How to say it.,It's like the h in the sudden appearance of h Lori refers to the cup and not the character.。

No, this metaphor is not appropriate, and I may be surprisingly happy with my child's face and big breasts, but this fact in front of me makes me ...... How to say it?sneer?shocked?angry?afraid?gagging?

It is said that Buddhism across the sea has a story about how I became a stone bridge, and was blown by the wind for 500 years, the sun for 500 years, and the rain for 500 years, and in exchange for this life, 100,000 grass and mud horses galloped over it. I always thought that Orangutan Key would at least be able to live this life safely under my plan, but I seemed wrong, this guy has been challenging my bottom line with his lower limit.

This feeling is like going to see the Pleasant Goat and the Big Big Wolf, but it turns out that it is not a wolf and sheep battle, but the Goat Saint Seiya and Sirius are doing the same as x, yes, it is to engage in x, it is really explosive, the moon god titanium alloy dog eye has a woman with three holes, you don't have to go to a man with only two holes, obviously there is a stick in front, you have to use the chrysanthemum Nima in the back, do you think you are a dollar coin of the Celestial Empire, do you think boys can have children, do you think this is a daughter country!

...... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the above paragraph is not broken, the main thing is that the punctuation can't show the groove in my heart, and I have to read the whole paragraph in one breath from beginning to end to show my anger and roar, this is the Yuan ...... No, the President's Wrath!

And there is only one reason for anger...... The magic thing in that dark matter package. Before this, I had already imagined the worst-case scenario in my mind, what if it contained the Book of Hypocrisy, what if it contained the Book of Law, what if it contained the Book of Hatred, what if it contained the Paladin's Inauguration Guide, what if it contained the Sword Book of Warding Off Evil Spirits, and what if the face was filled with Zhu Yanxue...... In fact, I think I'm fully prepared to deal with a qiē, even if my brother is going to fight in the Holy Grail War or becomes a god stick or becomes a dwarf or becomes a damn light or becomes something or becomes a pervert I can accept it "hehe", however......

He became a...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ......

......, "Ki, brother-in-law! Why did the orangutan key, which is so popular with girls, become a faggot! Why did this most improbable act of wasting resources become possible! Why! Why! Why! Why, is the path that life had to pass at the beginning of life like a stick? Why did the spear that spew out the essence of life have to be inserted into the organ that discharges the air! Don't you know that the only function of the anus and the door is to excrete!

"......" I calmly flipped through the books in my hand, which were full of forbidden words, blind illustrations, and Lucifer's wild laughter, and finally, I let out a sigh of relief, and it was okay...... There is no plot of brother beeping.

...... I suddenly felt sick that I had been living with such a sexually twisted guy for so long.

Calm Calm Calm Calm ...... Now all you need to do is simulate the misanthropy of the world, sit in front of the computer, wait for the puzzle dialog box with the words "do you want to really live" to pop up, and then click "yes" to enter a world known only to the big ball of light, and then constantly fight in the endless world of reincarnation to find a way to change this qiē......

No, no, no, this efficiency is too low, anyway, it's better to go to the machine first and ask for the time machine to go back to the past...... No, I don't know when the orangutan key developed this crippling interest!

...... Sure enough, it's better to participate in the Holy Grail War, and solve these problems once and for all.

There was the sound of running upstairs in my ears, and the footsteps belonged to the orangutan key-my glasses reflected a cold light, and I looked indifferently in the direction of the door, the door was not even closed, and before long, the orangutan key pushed the door in: "Big brother-"

I met his shocked gaze and slowly placed a few books on the table. Looking at the orangutan key with a look at the shell, I said indifferently, "It seems that I still underestimate your lower limit...... Scarney bonds. ”

“...... I see, the eldest brother knows it. Orangutan Jian lowered his head slightly, so that I couldn't see his eyes clearly, and then, he slowly raised his head, "Na, what is the attitude of the eldest brother towards this hobby?"

"Disgusting, to death, reptiles, filth, evil ways, dross, heretics, perverts, incompletely evolved Aruban lifeforms, high school students in the fairy forest, abandoned babies of the Minotaurs of Thunder Cliff, murderers of clogged septic tanks in Dalaran, chimpanzees with imbalance of yin and yang, cockroaches who are more powerful than Haruhara, coelenterates three times a day, even shit shells can despise your stupid single cells, Astraia can be your teacher, Xiao Ji can teach you to speak human words, the Seventh Apostle will crash as soon as you look up, the Pacific Plate will riot as soon as you look down, the spear that will kill thorns will change its target because of you as soon as you appear, and the atomic bomb will automatically explode when it sees you......”

"That's enough!" cried out the orangutan key, and then he clenched his fists, "Since he has been revealed by the eldest brother...... Since it was revealed by the eldest brother...... Even if I'm not interested in my brother's attack, I have no choice but to use this method to drag my eldest brother into the water!"

He walked slowly towards me, a sad smile appeared on his face, and I helped my eyes: "What do you want to do? Aren't you afraid that I will disturb my mother with a loud noise?"

"It's okay, just tie up the big brother and gag it. Orangutan Jian gritted his teeth.

......" I pushed my glasses, and the light flashed, "It makes sense." ”

A minute later, the orangutan key was tied up by me and hung in the air, and I smiled coldly: "The wisdom of the orangutan." ”

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