Graceful little jokes
This episode – Warrior: "Are you a magician?"
Magician: "Won't ......"
Warrior: "You're terrible! This is the most popular magic right now!"
Magician: "You are a martial artist, so are you a heavenly martial artist?"
Warrior: "Not ......"
Magician: "You're terrible, that's the minimum you need right now!"
A warrior came panting and said, "I am!
The magician didn't raise his head, and asked coldly, "Heavenly Rank Martial Artist?"
The warrior proudly said proudly: "That's right! I ......."
The magician didn't wait for him to speak, and cut off his self-praise: "Then will you use the Heavenly Heart Consciousness to transform the surrounding environment? Do you have a strong Heavenly Rank power?"
In the sweat of the warrior, it took a long time to squeeze out a sentence: "I...... I only ascended to the Little Heaven seven days ago......"
The magician shouted, "Go! Now on the stage, there is the one who is not a strong heavenly position? Get out of here!"
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Five episodes later
When the magician was chopping wood on the mountain with the moon of the boat, the surroundings suddenly turned into a vast ocean, and a warrior appeared in front of him in high spirits.
"I can already change the environment with Tianxin Consciousness, I am already a strong Heavenly Position!"
The magician asked coldly, "Can you grow a broken hand immediately?"
Warrior: "...... No. (Great Khan)
Magician: "Hmph! Now that the Zhaitian position is already the standard equipment of martial artists, you waste wood is not an eyesore here." ”
Warrior: "............" (black line)
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The last episode
When the magician used the gate of the stars to open the dimensional wall and let people take out the garbage, the indomitable warrior came again.
"Haha! I can grow back now without half of my body, and I'm already in the Lent position!"
The magician gave him a disdainful look, then turned to the little brother next to him who was taking out the garbage and said, "Let this fool recognize the facts." ”
The garbage boy nodded, and threw a punch into the sky.
"The ultimate first strike!"
Warrior: ".........-_-||." (black lines all over the face)" (cold sweat, heavy sweat, waterfall sweat)
Magician: "The basic conditions for being an extra are like this, this is not the place you should be, hurry up and go home." ”
"Woo wow wow!!" the warrior ran away crying: "That's why I hate long serial stories, and the character level is so fast!"
Departure station, version source: Novel Channel, reprinted by the Phantom Sword Book League (hjsm.net/)