PS: Say goodbye to the early years...... Happy New Year, everyone, well, even if it's the New Year, there will be no additions (hidden).

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Let's introduce myself again.,I'm a dragon god Cheng.,Male high school student,Xueba,The student president of Tianqi School Park.,The embodiment of the attack of this life.,From the s78 nebula's shaking s planet.,Real name is Cheng?Dragon God?Shake s III.,Today's life journey is to find a way to play with the world in the palm of your hand - and it's more embarrassing that,Age = no history of girlfriends。

Today, however, something even more humiliating happened, and that was a terrible thing for me.

My brother, a terrible faggot, thought that he might drool at me, I wanted to stuff fifty-six big Ivan in his chrysanthemum and then beat him into the black hole - and then give a eulogy to that pathetic creature for the last time, and perhaps posterity will record such a sentence, Long Shen Cheng has a poem praising his brother and saying: All things are boundless, and there is no room for a big black hole.

...... In fact, probably no descendant would do that. As far as I know, there were not many such boring ancients, and the most frustrating one was probably a guy named Shi Nai'an in the Celestial Empire across the sea, who wrote a book about the story of three women and one hundred and five men.

...... It's far away, it's far away. The younger brother has become a faggot, and of course the person who gets along with him day and night has to make all kinds of countermeasures, after all, the sky is big, the chrysanthemum is big, and it is very insecure to get along with a disgusting faggot, not to mention that guy is still an ape who has not evolved thoroughly - no, it is not an ape, just now he has completed another sad degradation, from an orangutan bond to a coelenteric key...... In short, the nausea has doubled.

Eventually, castration became a safe and efficient method. Originally, I was more inclined to be a mother, but if I did this, my father and mother would definitely be suspicious, after all, I became a girl, and I couldn't cover it up anyway...... Just as I was pondering which of the physical, chemical, and psychological methods would make the orangutan bond hurt the most...... No, it was when I got the biggest grind that the orangutan key suddenly said something that shocked me.

- I can help you with the beautiful girl.

My first reaction was...... Help me? How to help? Help me get rid of all the potential rivals, you dead.

Then I remembered that the orangutan key is very popular among girls, and in comparison, the person who is surrounded and embraced by men all day seems to be right...... At the time of the election, the male vote was almost 100 percent, which was an overwhelming majority, and this kind of result made me feel a little complacent before, but it seems ......

I looked at the coelenteric key again, and there were two things shining in my eyes, jealousy in my left eye and anger in my right eye.

The two gazes are combined into one, and the meaning is - you go to die.

A rampant bastard, a disgusting scumbag of non-recyclable garbage, blinding your face...... The father conquered the mother with his face, but you used the face inherited from him to find the boy...... Daddy is crying! He's really crying!

And that's it.,It's just a little orangutan key.,It's just that it's so popular with girls.,But it's still swaying from side to side like the protagonist in gaLgame and light novels.--This is the source of my previous unhappiness.。 But from now on, another spark of anger flashed! You're a! You're going to be a with such good conditions!

The anger was burning, and I seemed to have turned into a deathwing, spewing flames from my mouth, and shaking the Thunder Cliff angrily - I took out a vice and an electric drill from the toolbox under the bed, and turned around and smiled at the orangutan: "Chrysanthemum set electric drill! Chicken breaks vice! Lao Tzu will give you an industrial castration this time!"

"It's blackened! It's broken! Big brother actually calls himself 'Lao Tzu'!" Orangutan Jian first instinctively complained, and then shouted angrily, "Calm down! Calm down! Aren't you interested in this mention! Doesn't big brother want to fall in love! I'm still useful to big brother, and I'm not interested in this deal? The details can also be discussed in detail!"

I dare to say that in order to keep his lower body sexual happiness, the brain calculation of the orangutan key at the moment has finally reached the level of primates: "Why should men be embarrassed by men, and why should scholars be embarrassed...... Believe me, big brother, your worries are completely superfluous! Even if I like to beep like to beep in a frenzy, I won't do anything to you! I don't have the guts! It's my father who should be afraid!"

“...... Well, there's some truth to that. I pushed my glasses, "Unfortunately, the Q&A is useless." ”

"How can it be useless!Isn't this mention yì bad? Big brother has always been troubled! As a high school student, you can't get a girlfriend! As long as you give an order, you will definitely go all out to help you!" Orangutan Jian struggled in mid-air, "People like Big Brother should toss their girlfriends, not embarrass us poor people!"

...... It's like I've heard it somewhere.

"Anyway, I know a lot of girls, too!It's so easy to help my eldest brother create the conditions for FLag!Lori, Royal Sister, Genki Girl, Queen, Tsundere, Double Ponytail, Suspenders, Nun, Nurse, Female Teacher, Student, Senior Sister...... Well, in short, there are all kinds of types, all kinds of identities, all kinds of cute things, even if the eldest brother wants to open the palace, I won't say a word to help!" The orangutan key turned into an insurance salesman Kewpie at this moment, and his clever tongue was like a spring, "Whether it is acting as an auxiliary spit service to enliven the atmosphere, or blocking the meat shield of the firewood knife for you at a critical moment, in short, I will definitely do my best for the eldest brother's love road! In short, please! Please let go of your poor brother!"

...... What's the matter with this wavering will? I'm actually a little moved? But according to the coelenteric key, the probability of success ...... It seems that there is still a little bit of it, and it seems that it is useless to say anything else, and it seems that the orangutan key will not give up his hobby lightly - of course he will not be castrated, but brainwashing and motherhood or something can still be tried.

It's better to come to Japan for a long time - according to what Orangutan Jian just said, he seems to be of little use.

- In short, it is much better to stabilize the coelenteric key first, and then try to see if his value is as great as he said, than to beat him to death with a stick now, besides, I also want to try it, first use the Kenpu vow bracelet to make him a mother, and then use the mind-control zhì device to instill in him the personality information that the dragon god key is a girl, what interesting things will happen......

Thinking of this, I smiled kindly: "Ah, key, why did you hang yourself in mid-air!

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