ps1: Today's hands are cheap.,I searched the title of this book with Baidu.,Unexpectedly, this broken book written in the same area of just 20,000 words was actually noticed by the uncles of Longkong...... Hey, pampered, pampered. I didn't make a typo. Well, take a closer look, the original post of the classmate in the comment introduction in Japanese-Chinese...... Dizzy, noncommittal, noncommittal.

PS2: Ask for recommendations and favorites as usual.

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"Big brother, big brother, apply for financial aid!Apply for financial aid!" At noon, I was eating my mother's lunch in the president's office, and before long, someone pushed the door and yelled at me with a look of and urine.

This non-recyclable, non-combustible humanoid water-filled garbage in front of me can be considered my younger brother in terms of blood, oh, thank God, genetic mutations and cosmic rays are amazing, it's hard to imagine such a guy and I are twin brothers - forget it, let's introduce him to you again, his name is Orangutan Key......

"When did my last name change!, don't say it if it's an inner monologue!" shouted Key.

"Financial aid?" I ignored Key's protest and threw a piece of sweet and sour tenderloin into my mouth, "You were chased around the playground three times a few days ago by Mr. Takazu Abe, a school worker, and fled into the student union, in the name of applying for political asylum, this time to apply for financial aid...... Why, didn't you pay people for prostitution?"

"No, no, no, big brother, you misunderstood, that type...... Ahem. The orangutan key seemed to have slipped his mouth, but he forcibly interrupted the topic and put on a very strict look, "Always, the eldest brother must save the younger brother this time......"

...... It seems that the size of the brain of the orangutan key is shrinking all the time, and he dares to come to me to borrow money, and he doesn't know that the only designated interest rate for the economy of the dragon god is an eternal one thousand?

"The pocket money of each month is allocated to you at the beginning of the month, and after my calculations, it is more than enough to cover your day's food, drink and expenses, and the money for you to buy h things to meet the needs of high school students is also counted. I pushed my glasses, "The rest of the living expenses are supplemented by the purchase of consumable household utensils, the daily purchase of ingredients and food, and the cost of utilities and property...... Each one has a special purpose, and the last reserve is also a reserve for emergency use, and it cannot be used indiscriminately until the end of the month. ”

"I know! I know!" Orangutan Jian smiled flatteringly, "Isn't there still you, brother? your pocket money, and extra income...... Isn't it your exclusive aTm machine? Whenever Kawajin Momoyo gives you the bills and IOUs to deal with, it is your chance to make a lot of money, so enviable......"

"You're wrong, the bills of the Sichuan God Orangutan Beast are usually passed on by me to the principal for reimbursement. I indifferently denied it, "So in the end, the person who paid was the principal, and I, as an intermediary service provider, just took a small cut." ”

“...... That's a whopping 900 percent, bastard! Senior Sister Chuan gave you an IOU of 10,000 yen, and when you get to the principal, it becomes 100,000 yen, and you want to take 90,000! 90,000......!" Anyway, my monthly living expenses are also deducted from your hands, and there is an asset mortgage!"

...... My stupid brother, since you know about your brother's loan sharks, you dare to borrow money from me?, so your brains have been eaten up by Mr. Belgris, pocket money...... Can you afford that little pocket money?

But since he wants to find death, there is no reason for me as an elder brother to stop him, but if he does something bad, I'll ask a little bit...... I put down my chopsticks, walked to the table, and said lightly, "What are you borrowing money for?"

"Good question. The orangutan key looked like he had been waiting for you for a long time, and pulled out a coin-like piece of metal from his pocket, "This thing...... My brother should know each other. ”

"Of course I do...... Nintendo Game City Game Tokens, did you go there with Kyo Kusanagi and Chun-Li to play video games?" I scoffed at this childish competitive **, "Borrow money to play video games? ”

"Wrong, big brother, I'm not addicted to games when I redeem huàn game tokens. My younger brother put on a pained expression, "In the eternal battle, fighting to protect the earth, this is what I do!"

“...... You use game tokens to fight monsters?" I gave a subtle expression, "Protect the Earth from the hands of the Great Snake?"

"Nana, my brother knows what an electromagnetic cannon is......" The orangutan key put on a handsome look, and the game token in his hand was tossed and put on the nail of his thumb, "The principle is the same as a maglev train, using a powerful electromagnet to shoot out a metal cannonball as a shipborne weapon, the U.S. military once used an electromagnetic cannon to overturn a giant Decepticon in Egypt." Even this kind of coin is not bad as long as it passes the triple tone, but unfortunately it is ...... because of air friction."

The right fist rushed out fiercely, hitting the abdomen of the orangutan key, and knocked him over like a shrimp, I held my glasses with my left hand, reflecting the killing light, and then smashed my left elbow hard, knocking him to the ground: "Nana, brother, you know what a right straight fist is, the principle is the same as the interaction of forces, it is the iron fist of justice that shatters illusions." A certain Shangjo boy once used this punch car to turn over a group of friends and harem, even if it is such a fist, as long as it is hit in the face, it also has the effect of reversing the cross upper position and complaining method, but unfortunately as your brother, I can't hit you in the face, because even my father has never hit ......"

"Bastard, who said in Chapter 3 that you can't punch your brother!" protested loudly.

"My stupid brother, you don't have the value of being killed, if you want to kill me, you hate me, run away from me, and then live in secret, run away, run away, just hold on to your life......" I said coldly.

"I never wanted to kill you, did you!" Orangutan Key grumbled uncontrollably.

"Hey, it seems that the reflex arc of the orangutan is still very sharp sometimes. I was amazed, "Is it the opposite of things?"

"Big brother, I'm your brother!" said the orangutan with a sad face, "Is domestic violence so funny?"

"Of course...... You should understand that man is usually quite happy to be kind to people he doesn't care about. I said calmly, "The reason why I treat you like this is just to make you understand the cruelty of this world......"

"Is it so cruel that the whole world is full of you shaking?, then the world is just ruined!" Jian howled loudly.

"My brother is really broken, and he is going to destroy the miè world because of such a trivial matter. I shook my head and sighed.

"Big brother...... I'm here to borrow money from you, not to discuss the destruction of the world. Orangutan Key sighed.

"It's okay to lend you money. I pushed my glasses and said lightly, "Let's put this contract first...... No, it's the IOU signed, and it will be paid off within three months, otherwise you will be sent to the cowherd shop to work and make money, as a younger brother, you know my brother. ”

I looked at the orangutan key with a look at the pig, although it was a bit stupid, but as my younger brother, he can be said to be a handsome guy, and the idol actor on TV is probably just like this - if such a guy is sold to the cowherd shop, he will probably make a lot of money, and similarly, Mr. Sakata, who owes me 400,000 yen, is also one of the pigs.

"I always feel like you're thinking about something terrible. Orangutan Key shuddered.

"No, I just thought of a famous quote. I pushed my glasses and looked cruelly at my younger brother Ryushen Key, "There is no garbage in this world, only misplaced resources. ”

"How can there be an older brother in this world who calls his younger brother trash!"

“...... Are you so stupid that you can't even understand people?" I wondered, "Didn't I say you're a misplaced resource?"

"Even though I said that, I always felt that something was wrong!" Ryujin Key, tearfully signing the IOU marked "Interest Rate is Ten", another stupid person who failed math, and I smiled coldly in my heart.

I've seen through your future.

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