Chapter 480: Strange Ways
Just do it, Qixu took out the sweet potato, and then Xixiangzi hurriedly dug a hole in the ground and threw the sweet potato into it, and the matter of making a fire was naturally handed over to Qixu. He carefully controlled his salt-eating arrogance and naivety, and went to bake sweet potatoes. In just a few seconds, the sweet potato skin was immediately rolled and burned, giving off the aroma of someone. Qixu hurriedly put the sweet potato down in the hole, and then hid with Xi Xiangzi to the side.
"Hahaha, brother, you are really a god, you are the first one I have seen this roasted sweet potato with true qi, hey, it's a pity that my true qi is not like this, otherwise I won't be afraid to eat raw food when I go out in the future." Eh, by the way, although Lu Ao's character is not very good, his sword was good at that time, and it was also very good to eat cold drinks in summer, don't you say?"
“......”
Qi looked at Xi Xiangzi speechlessly, which could be associated with him being invincible in eating. He opened his mouth and was about to reply, but when he saw Xi Xiangzi's face change and put away his joking look, Qi Xuan hurriedly followed Xi Xiangzi's gaze, only to see that the grass next to the hole where the sweet potatoes were placed suddenly began to shake, and then the thunder mouse actually poked its head out of the grass!
"Hahaha, hooked!"
Xi Xiangzi glanced at Qixu, and the two of them stared at the thunder light mouse with four eyes. At this time, the thunder light mouse is so lonely with his head exposed outside the grass, the picture is too much like the scene in the anime, that cute appearance simply looks extraordinarily cute, if it weren't for Qixu's previous attack by the thunder light mouse, he wouldn't believe that such a cute thing can cause so much damage! I saw that the thunder mouse's nose was constantly twitching, obviously it was sniffing the aroma of roasted sweet potatoes, it looked around, and when it saw roasted sweet potatoes, Qi Xuan clearly saw that its eyes suddenly doubled.
Qixu suddenly couldn't cry or laugh, this thunder light mouse is really born with its own anime effect. At this time, half of the Thunder Light Rat had already been exposed, but the Vigilance of the Thunder Light Rat was still very high, and after making sure that there was no one around, the whole body of the Thunder Light Rat was revealed. It keeps its posture very low, which reduces the chance of being seen, and makes it easy to escape in times of crisis. The thunder light mouse first crawled in circles far away from the sweet potato, and from time to time stopped his body to look left and right. Then I saw it open its mouth, and suddenly several slender electric currents shot towards the roasted sweet potato, and a burst of electric current sounded, and the floor around the roasted sweet potato was suddenly scorched.
"This little brute's vigilance is so fucking high. ”
Looking at the charred soil, Xi Xiangzi frowned tightly and scolded softly. And Qi Xuan was also surprised in his heart, the vigilance of this thunder light mouse has reached an unprecedented height, and it seems that he can't act rashly in the future.
"Brother Xixiangzi, we must not be impulsive for a while, we must wait for it to be the most relaxed before we can attack. ”
Qixu reminded Xi Xiangzi softly, Xi Xiangzi nodded in understanding, and the two looked at the thunder light mouse again. As if to confirm that there was no danger, the Thunder Light Mouse did not crawl close to the ground as before, but trotted to the roasted sweet potato step by step, and then it actually hugged the roasted sweet potato with two paws, and shoved the whole roasted sweet potato into its mouth, as if it wanted to put the whole sweet potato in its mouth. Qixu, who had been hiding on the side and watching this scene, was a little crying and laughing, the behavior of the thunder light mouse was exactly the same as that of the hamster, could it be that these two were still relatives......
It's just that the roasted sweet potato is very large, and Qixu specially chose a big one to attract the thunder light mouse even more, and this big sweet potato obviously makes it a little bit uncontrollable, and most of the roasted sweet potato is exposed outside, constantly being circled by the thunder light mouse with two small paws, obviously it doesn't know how to hide in the mouth. After a long time, the thunder light mouse finally recognized the fact that it couldn't stuff such a big roasted sweet potato in its mouth, it directly let go of its claws, and let the roasted sweet potato fall to the ground like this, and then the thunder light mouse turned around and was about to leave.
"Damn, this little beast won't eat it?"
Xi Xiangzi was stunned for a moment, and suddenly became a little restless. If you don't eat and run away, won't it be a waste of effort.
"Don't wait to see again. ”
Qi Xuan grabbed Xi Xiangzi, who wanted to get up, and shook his head, Xi Xiangzi could only suppress his excitement and continue to look forward. I saw that the thunder light mouse took a few steps and stopped looking back, and then walked a few steps and looked back, as if it was a little reluctant, but gradually, it finally went directly into the grass and did not come back. Xi Xiangzi suddenly became anxious:
"Brother, you see it's all you, what if it's running away now?"
After he finished speaking, he was about to stand up and catch up, but he was suddenly pressed tightly in place by Qi Xu, Qi Xu hurriedly made a silent action, and then pointed to the direction of baked sweet potatoes. Xi Xiangzi looked towards the place where Qi Xu's finger was, and was stunned for a moment, only to see that the thunder light rat actually jumped out of the grass again. It took three steps and two steps, and ran to the side of the roasted sweet potato very quickly, this time it was no longer like before, the thunder light mouse directly hugged the roasted sweet potato and began to eat it on the spot.
Xi Xiangzi was immediately overjoyed, as long as the thunder light rat ate this roasted sweet potato, then there would be no problem at all, he was completely sure that he would be able to catch the thunder light mouse, because he had already given a special medicine in this roasted sweet potato! This medicine can directly make the thunder light rat continue to have diarrhea, and then collapse to the point of weakness, that is a very powerful thing, not to mention a little mouse, even if it is a human being, even their cultivators may not be able to withstand it.
The thunder rat that happily nibbled on the roasted sweet potato didn't know that the roasted sweet potato was drugged, and its eyes only had delicious food. The "click" sound of chewing kept coming, but it didn't take long for the chewing sound to stop suddenly, and then the speed slowed down. The two of them looked towards the Thunder Light Mouse, only to see that the Thunder Light Mouse's appearance became very strange, and it paused for a while after eating a few bites of roasted sweet potatoes, and then paused for a while after eating a few bites. The number of times to eat is getting less and less, but the number of pauses is getting more and more, suddenly the thunder light mouse screamed, and then it threw away the baked sweet potato, and lay directly on the ground, Qi Xuan clearly saw the thunder light mouse's beard wrinkled, and then there was a "crackling" sound, the thunder light mouse actually strained!
"Poof...... Burst...... Burst...... Poof!"
The thunder light rat is straining, and at the same time, it keeps farting, and the endless "poof" sound is like the hundred rings of earth red that every household will put every year during the New Year or the opening of the store. And the thunder light rat actually started to run, it kept running around the roasted sweet potato in a circle, running and diarrhea, like a moving fort, Qi Xuan clearly saw that there were grains, or a puddle of things, running out of the thunder mouse's buttocks.
I don't know whether to be disgusting or funny, such a strange trick can be thought of by Xi Xiangzi, right? He turned his head and looked at Xi Xiangzi:
"What kind of laxative did you put in it, it's too powerful, isn't it?"
"Hehe, that's not it, this is my careful concoction, honey and tofu know, right? These two things are easy to have diarrhea when eaten together, I specially found someone to extract the substances in these two things, and then put in the croton refined powder, hehe, the taste is not only you can't eat, but it can also increase the deliciousness of the food, so the thunder light mouse can't notice that there is a problem." I'll tell you this thing, don't say it's a thunder light mouse, even if the elephant eats it, it can be directly diluted to prostration!"
Xi Xiangzi smiled and looked at the thunder light mouse again, the speed of the thunder light mouse had slowed down at this time, and the speed of its thinning gradually began to slow down, and finally the thunder light mouse fell directly to the ground after running three more laps, and could no longer run.
"Haha, that's it!"
Xi Xiangzi hurriedly jumped up and rushed to the front of the thunder light mouse, Qi Xuan also smiled helplessly, this kind of indiscriminate trick can really be thought of by Xi Xiangzi, although it is a little disgusting, but it is really easy to use. He also hurriedly jumped to the side of Xi Xiangzi, and suddenly a foul smell mixed with the mixed smell of roasted sweet potatoes entered Qixu's nostrils, and the smell almost spit out, he hurriedly pinched his nose and looked at the thunder mouse with a frown. At this time, the thunder light rat collapsed to the ground with its belly facing the sky, and its buttocks were still thinning outward, but it was too much discharged before, and now only a small amount of liquid came out.
Seeing that it was Xi Xiangzi and Qi Xu, Lei Guang Rat wanted to stand up as soon as his body twitched, but the laxative just now had made it lose its strength, and it opened its mouth, but it really couldn't move at all.
"Hehe, little guy, my trick is no worse than your trick just now, right? This means that you have a good plan and I have a wall ladder, hahaha, you just obediently accept your fate and be my god of binding immortals, hahaha!"
After Xi Xiangzi finished speaking, he grabbed the ears of the thunder light mouse and picked it up, in fact, it was best to grab the tail of the thunder light mouse, but Xi Xiangzi was still afraid that the thunder light mouse would continue to diarrhea, and it was really a bit disgusting to talk like that. And now, the thunder rat will only drip excrement on the floor and not on its own body. Seeing this scene, Qi Xuan couldn't help but shake his head, took out a pill from the Na Ring and stuffed it into the mouth of the Thunder Light Mouse, the Thunder Light Mouse looked at it, and immediately wanted to struggle, but where did it get the strength to struggle?
As the pill was swallowed into his stomach, the thunder light mouse was no longer diarrhea, and Xi Xiangzi was surprised at this moment, he knew very well the medicine he had concocted, how could the thing that Qixu gave him to eat could stop the diarrhea so quickly, no, he must ask what kind of medicine this is.
"Brother, what did you give it to eat, why didn't it have diarrhea?"
"Chinese miracle medicine, laxative and suspended!"