Chapter 349: Catch This Fat Man!

(Cat flutter Chinese) "Well, five zhang to the left!"

The goatee continued to move five feet to the left, but this time, there was still nothing, and he couldn't help but doubt the sense of direction and distance from the machine spirit, but he didn't dare to say anything, after all, his ass was more important than the treasure......

This time, without waiting for the goatee to speak, the machine spirit pulled Siddhartha to the side, and then reached out to turn over the dirt and threw him in: "Catch this fat man, you two dig down together!"

Hearing the machine spirit say to catch this fat man, the goatee couldn't help but laugh secretly, numb, he has dug so far in all his own way, who knows where Siddhartha this fat man will be thrown? Besides, pick him up? Why? This stinky boy just now, no, this dead fat man almost pulled his head off and caught him? Why?!

Siddhartha was caught defenseless by the machine spirit and thrown to the ground, but fortunately, there was fluorescent earth shining with a faint yellow light all around, and the goatee had already said that it was dug loose, but he didn't fall into it. But the machine spirit's sentence of "catch this fat man" made Siddhartha's nostrils almost upward......

"Grandma, I'm really fat!" Siddhartha was indignant, why did he say that he was fat? Isn't it just a bigger face, a bigger chest, and a double chin......

"Well, compared to Xiaohu's size, you are indeed not fat!" The machine spirit was stealing fun on it alone, and since the breath of the treasure had been captured, it was not so anxious. Hearing Siddhartha say that he himself was not fat, he couldn't help but tease.

The two of them, who had always thought that the machine spirit was extremely serious, heard the machine spirit even make a joke about Siddhartha, and the goatee couldn't help but laugh. The unhappiness in my heart was also swept away. He shouted from below, "That's it." When will you be able to lose weight like Kong Xiaoxiao, I will call you skinny!"

"There's something wrong with you!" Siddhartha was dissatisfied: "Hurry up and make a hole!"

In all fairness, Siddhartha is not fat, at most he has a small belly, but such a figure is a little swollen compared to Feng Yichen's goatee and Wu Di and others, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he is fat.

Siddhartha had long expected that Goatee would not come out to catch him, and he did not blame Goatee. Because the order given by the machine spirit just now was too sudden, and the goatee had already been made by the machine spirit and couldn't find his way, how could he come out to pick him up? So at the moment he landed, he rolled to the side, looked at the surrounding environment, and asked where the goatee was.

"You yourself watched the soil I dug crawl over!" The sound of a goatee came from the lower left corner, and Siddhartha wanted to climb over directly when he heard this, but after digging a few times in the dirt, he found that the underground workers were so hard, and he couldn't help but admire and change his mind. Crawled over where the goatee had dug up.

Goatee didn't dare to step down the dug dirt too solidly, he was down there after all. He was afraid that if someone from above accidentally stomped on the ground a few times and knocked the ground down. So the road can only crawl, at this time Siddhartha pouted his high buttocks, from time to time by the fairly strong dirt, it is very inconvenient to move.

So, the admiration in my heart was admired in my heart, but Siddhartha didn't say that, in fact, his ass was constantly being treated by the dirt, scraping his own flesh painfully: "You dead monkey, you know that your Buddha is fat, why do you dig such a house, ouch, but it hurts your Buddha's ass......"

"People say that you protrude forward and pout or something, I didn't see how powerful you protrude in front of you, how can your butt be so big?" The goatee waited for Siddhartha in place leisurely, and kept teasing: "But if you want to enlarge your breasts, your Taoist master has a lot of ways here, and you can call a few good Taoist masters later, and I will tell you!"

"Dead monkey, you wait for your Buddha and me, see how I clean you up after I pass!" Siddhartha put his two elbows on the ground, and tightened his stomach and buttocks with difficulty, no way, these two places do seem to be a bit big. But no matter how difficult Siddhartha's crawling is, he still doesn't give up. Not suffering losses in words is the fundamental principle of Siddhartha's life.

Goatee couldn't help but laugh when he heard this, although his divine thoughts were not as good as Feng Yichen's, but he was also a great god-level cultivator, and at this time, his divine thoughts were up, and he had already felt the breath of Siddhartha. The goatee really burst out laughing when he felt Siddhartha approaching this way almost at a turtle speed, and he could imagine what Siddhartha was like now......

Ji Ling's temper at this time seemed to be exceptionally good, she smiled and listened to the bickering between the two, and did not urge. She also feels that she is a little distant from these children, and she will be together for a long time in the future, if she has a serious expression every day, it is estimated that these people will slowly alienate herself.

Thinking of this, the machine spirit couldn't help but draw a shining trace in the void opposite, and the aura of the machine spirit was flattened by the aura of the machine spirit under the shaking of the void, flat like a mirror, and on it, it was just the front of a woman with a red breath, it was a red machine spirit!

The next moment, with a wave of his hand, the red aura that lingered on his face disappeared instantly, and a beautiful face appeared on the mirror of the void.

At this moment, the corners of the machine spirit's mouth rose slightly, revealing a smiling face that was enough to fascinate thousands of people in the mirror of the void, and even she herself was fascinated by this smiling face......

"Grandma, I found a monkey, what should we do next?" At this moment, Siddhartha's voice came from the ground panting, the machine spirit was startled, with a wave of his hand, the mirror disappeared, and the red aura haunted her again: "Five zhang to the left!"

Five zhang further to the left is not any problem for the goatee, after a few breaths, he even dragged and Siddhartha appeared on the left five zhang, at this time the breath is getting closer and closer, and the machine spirit can't help but be overjoyed after careful judgment: "Soon, first go forward, and then go down three zhang, quick!"

Goatee and Siddhartha did as they were told, and this time, the two walked side by side, and when they had gone forward and then about three feet, they suddenly came across something hard, and the two of them, who were overjoyed, screamed and found it, and wiped the dirt from their hands vigorously, and looked down by the faint yellow light...... (To be continued.) Cat flutter Chinese