Chapter 154: Jun Mo Ye, I'm going to cook you to maturity!
How can there be a reason that a man must bring chūn medicine on his body? What kind of logic is this? We have wives and concubines, but we still have silver in our waists, and now Qinglou is quite popular, where can we not solve a physiological problem? As for carrying chūn medicine? It is all a special tool for yín thieves!
Now, if someone takes out the chūn medicine from themselves, won't it be blatantly telling everyone: I am a yín thief!?
After that, are you still confused?
More than a dozen big men opened their mouths and stared straight at each other for a while, standing in a daze, not knowing how to respond at all, very much like a venerable wood carving clay sculpture.
"Oh, I'm just using this to study the antidote, it's really out of a good heart, and it's not to do anything bad, do you have this expression?" Dugu Xiaoyi's heart was quite hard, and he persuaded them vigorously, and said step by step: "Besides, if it is because you took out the chūn medicine and I researched the antidote, the women of the world will never have to worry about it, and I don't know how many sisters will be grateful to you! ”
The crowd blackened their faces and did not speak.
Of course you don't want to do anything bad, because even if you want to do something bad, you don't have the ability to do it! In this matter, it seems that you have nothing to take advantage of except to be taken advantage of...... "Hand it over, hand it over, you can hand it over......" Dugu Xiaoyi stretched out his hand with an eager face.
"Miss Huiyu, no!" was the first general.
"This can be had, at most you give it to me, I won't tell others that the medicine is yours!"
"Really no, really not!" The leader suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, if he got the chūn medicine from me, he would definitely be dismissed immediately after he returned!
"Neither do we!" replied a dozen or so people in a dignified and awe-inspiring manner, standing up straight. This joint, everyone can think clearly.
Besides, everyone came out this time for a regular military operation, and it's too late to ban yù, and you still get those who don't, are you really moldy in your brain?!
"Damn!" Dugu Xiaoyi scolded crisply, and more than a dozen people who scolded had crooked their mouths and slanted eyes, and they couldn't imagine that this sister-in-law would actually say such direct scolding words: "So many big men didn't bring any of them?"
A dozen or so people nodded together like chickens.
"Since there are none, let's be punished together. Come on," Dugu Xiaoyi said murderously: "Drag these twelve guys out for me, and each of them will be beaten with a hundred military sticks!"
Everyone was stunned.
We don't have chūn medicine on us, and we actually commit a crime to be a good family man? We are not only good men, but also soldiers, soldiers who go to the battlefield, is it wrong not to think about that thing? What kind of saying is this?
Heaven, earth, give me a place to reason?
With Dugu Xiaoyi's order, a few wolf-like guards suddenly came in, these people are all Jun Moxie's exclusive team, and they are drawn from the two hundred and fifty people to take care of Dugu Xiaoyi;
"Slow!" The leader of the family was covered in a cold sweat, if the hundred military sticks were really knocked down, it was estimated that all the ten or so people would be reimbursed here. At this point, it is better to fulfill the little princess's wishes. Then I and the others will report to Miss Guan Qinghan again, and ask her to take care of the little princess carefully, presumably there will be no accident, if you really give your life for this matter, it is really too wronged...... "Oh? Do you have it now?" Dugu Xiaoyi waved his hand to order the guards to withdraw, and asked with great interest.
"Skinny monkey, you should have it on you, right? I remember when you first left Tianxiang, you had some private hiding, take it out quickly!" the leader of the family glared at the thinnest one among the dozen or so people, and said undoubtedly.
"I ...... I ...... "The poor monkey called 'Skinny Monkey' blinked his eyes, and he didn't know what to say." I really didn't expect that under the threat of a hundred military sticks, my boss would sell himself...... "What are you, take it out quickly!" The leader of the family scolded angrily and scolded hatefully: "You worthless guy!"
"Yes...... But I'm for myself, I think this time to Tiannan is not a real military operation, ready to relax on the return trip......" The thin monkey looked at his boss pitifully, a thin face was flushed, the real face was red, and he was a little embarrassed.
Someone couldn't help but chuckle.
Explanation is to cover up, and to cover up is to do something, what kind of man can carry the chūn medicine he takes with him at all times? This question does not need to be asked to everyone.
"Is it the kind for men?" Dugu Xiaoyi's eyes lit up: "That's the best......!" That's barely ...... Hurry up and hand it over! I'm in a hurry to study it!"
The thin monkey was depressed and ashamed, trembling and trembling, took out a small paper bag from his arms, held it in his hand, and wanted to hand it out, but he had scruples, he clearly saw the strange eyes of his companions looking at him, at this moment, the thin monkey couldn't wait to quickly dig a hole and jump down to bury himself.
But it's a shame!
I don't know how much money it will cost to shut these guys, and if only these guys know that they are their brothers, then it doesn't matter, but if they let these people get out, they ...... No, then I really have to wipe my neck with a knife...... Dugu Xiaoyi saw that the guy was twisting himself, he was really impatient, he jumped over at once, snatched it away, smiled, very happy, and then remembered to keep his face shut, and asked seriously: "This thing...... How do you use it?"
The thin monkey's face was red, and even his neck was red, and he struggled: "Just pick up the weight of a fingernail with your fingernails, dissolve it in wine and drink it......"
"Poof......" There were a few people behind him who couldn't help it, and suddenly burst out laughing, and then hurriedly covered their mouths with their hands, coughing sullenly, until their bodies were a little spasmodic, and the muscles on their faces were also a little twisted...... "Oh......" Dugu Xiaoyi nodded knowingly, looking like an expert. "What is the reaction after using it?"
"This ...... As for the reaction, uh, this reaction ...... "Beads of sweat as big as soybeans fell down on the thin monkey's face, and he really didn't know how to answer specifically, and his face almost became sallow.
Everyone behind him made a move: one hand covered his mouth, the other hand covered his stomach, and he trembled...... "Oh...... I know, I know, it's none of your business, let's all go down. Dugu Xiaoyi's face turned red, and he seemed to think of the inappropriateness of his question, waved his hand, and everyone was about to turn around and walk out in a hurry, only to hear Dugu Xiaoyi shout: "Wait!"
"The matter...... It's a secret, do you know? This is a major event related to the happiness of thousands of women, and you must not leak the news!" Dugu Xiaoyi said majestically: "Especially my brothers, I can't let them know, understand? Well, I ...... I'm afraid they'll steal it, uh, yes, I'm afraid they'll steal it, so what's the matter?"
What? Afraid that they will steal it? Do the eldest young masters of the Dugu family need to steal this kind of thing? If Dugu Xiaoyi's brothers heard this, I am afraid that they would spurt a mouthful of blood and faint: We are extremely normal...... I saw Dugu Xiaoyi's eyes glaring: "So don't let them know! If someone tells them, hum, I'll ...... I'll just ...... I'm going to pour this bag into someone's stomach!
"Hear clearly!" Everyone hurriedly retreated, only to exit the tent and walk out not far away, suddenly one by one to the ground, laughing and rolling, laughing yù dead yù immortal, directly unable to stop.
"You...... You ......" The thin monkey was angry and embarrassed, his eyes widened, and his cheeks, which didn't have much meat, were actually trembling and speechless.
"Hahaha...... It's ridiculous...... It turns out that the skinny monkey is such a capable person, it's really ...... Accident, no wonder this guy always runs far away every time he visits the kiln...... Hahaha...... A few young masters actually ate that thing secretly...... Brother suddenly became proud...... "Several people hugged their bellies and rolled on the ground...... I laughed and rolled into a bunch of laughter in an instant.
The thin monkey's face was purple and trembling, and he suddenly hugged a tree and hit his head a few times...... The real yù cry without tears...... After laughing for a while, the leader of the family coughed a few times solemnly, and said: "I have laughed and laughed, I have to tell you a few words, no one is allowed to leak out today's affairs! I believe that everyone also knows the consequences of this matter once it spreads, and when the time comes, everyone will not have any good fruit to eat! Today, everyone has not been hit by the hundred military sticks, and they will not want to be beaten by his military law in the future, do you know?"
Everyone nodded their heads, indicating that they must keep it secret.
"I have to go and see Miss Guan, and ask her to take a good look at the little princess, but she can't cause a big disaster...... "The head of the family left in a hurry...... In the tent, Dugu Xiaoyi carefully wrapped the small paper bag with his own handkerchief, put it in his arms, and looked left and right with extreme weakness, only then did he show a smug smile.
"Hum hum hum ......" Dugu Xiaoyi was very happy, wanted to sing, smiled and showed a pair of little tiger teeth, jumped in front of the mirror, carefully checked his face, and muttered to himself: "I see where you can run, hum, Jun Mo Xie, this girl wants to come to a bully and make a bow to make your pot of raw rice into mature rice, so that you can still run! Hmph, sister, don't blame the little sister for not being righteous! Hehe, see how you grab it now?"
Thinking of the smugness, Dugu Xiaoyi made a grimace with his eyebrows.
Dugu Xiaoyi grew up in a big family since she was a child, and she really didn't seem to understand that aspect of things, and this time Jun had no intention of saying anything to Guan Qinghan, which aroused the panic in her heart, and she actually came up with such a strange idea.