Book 44 Excessive Husbands
Zhou Shu had really heard of this woman. It is said that the first four of the seven surviving adopted daughters of the White Moon Knight King all have a nickname, namely the Sick Princess, the Fuhu Princess, the Disorderly Hair Princess, and the Four Imperial Princesses Iron Princess. Princess Ranfur is the only daughter of the Knight King of the White Moon who married, and is now the Grand Duchess of Sonia of the Duchy of the Red Moon, the mother of a country.
The sick princess said, "Sonya's martial arts talent is the strongest among all the sisters, much stronger than Aelita. However, she specialized in the change system, and was promoted to the monthly level when she cultivated 300 times. It was only then that the nickname of the princess spread by her messy hair. ”
The Third Empress Sonia originally had long, straight reddish-brown hair, and the same was true when she changed to a star, and only turned into curls when she used her magic to use her magic to change her means to fight. But when she was promoted to a moon-level powerhouse, her hair would become curly without the supply of mana, and she couldn't pull it straight. This curly hair has a very powerful ability, and when fighting against people, it can burrow into the skin of enemies like parasites, and suck the blood of enemies to make it grow. Princess Ranfur also spent weeks on the front lines, wilting the stomach of the enemies she slain, replaced by large clusters of lush curls.
When the change system of Princess Ranpha is promoted to the moon level, this ability becomes stronger, and it can be artificially controlled. A hair is torn off, a hair follicle is planted on A's body, and the ends of the hair burrow into B's body. When A uses magic to stimulate hair follicles, the hair that burrows into B's body begins to grow wildly.
After the sick princess explained this, she said a little embarrassedly: "I only have one year to live, and I have no choice but to hold Mr. Zhou Shu hostage by this means." It's a matter of our country's gas, I hope you can help me do something in the coming year, and after a year I will ask my sister to help you remove this hair. ”
Zhou Shu's head finally stopped hurting, and he didn't have to guess to know that the hair of the messy princess had already gotten into his head. As long as the woman in front of her is unhappy, her brain will atrophy, and during the forensic craniotomy, she will grab a large hairball from it and be scared half to death.
"What if I kill you?" Zhou Shu asked without any expectations.
The sick princess said regretfully: "After my death, the hair that is rooted in your body will grow uncontrollably, and it won't be long before it gets into your brain." ”
"Okay, okay. Zhou Shu muttered, casually conjured up a few pages and tore them open and ate the candy. The sick princess watched Zhou Shu conjure up the trick with very incredible eyes, and did not stop it. One of the sugars it eats is the rare yogurt flavor.
"What did you do?" said the sick princess, who had seen this strange magic for the first time. She had the impression that all magic could only be used with a magic array.
After Zhou Shu ate the candy, he couldn't feel the hair in his head at all. The effect of the yogurt flavor is to restore the user's physical condition until half an hour ago, and the dirt in his head will naturally no longer be there. Without worries, he smiled and said, "It's just a candy, don't let it." At this time, Zhou Shu was afraid for a while. If I hadn't gotten those two pieces of candy last night, I'm afraid I'd have to explain myself here this time. Eh, why did this guy's tone change? The sick princess thought that she had firmly grasped the initiative, but she didn't expect the other party to speak so unpolitely. She has also been observing Zhou Shu for a while, and she is very sure that this man is a life-saving guy who will never be rash in the matter of life, so she will resort to this method.
Zhou Shu moved the chair, sat opposite the sick princess very unceremoniously, and said in a regretful tone: "Before the Black Wood Army besieged your sister Princess Fuhu, the gray witch and I were just passing by, and we just wanted to be passers-by. However, Chief Kuroki is afraid that I will tell me that they killed your sister, so I will not listen to it, so I will have to kill me and the gray witch together. You know the final ending, so I won't say more. I don't understand, why do you all take that little secret of yours so seriously, and it's worth pushing me against you, at any cost?"
"It's not a secret, it's a national fortune. The sick princess also didn't want to use this trick, if possible, she also wanted to treat the man in front of her as a benefactor, and take him to White Moon City as a guest. In fact, she had just given Zhou Shu a chance, if Zhou Shu hadn't been seduced at that time, the sick princess would have let him go. It's a pity that Master Zhou didn't hold it. "If you can be faithful to your girlfriend, I won't have a chance to grow my hair on you. ”
"National fortune?" Master Zhou sighed, "There is a saying in my family, which is called those who have attained the Tao have more help, and those who have lost the Tao have little help. Translated into lingua franca, it means a righteous person, and everyone helps each other. On the contrary, it is the opposite. There is also a saying that the country takes it against the grain and obeys it. What you are doing now is doing the opposite, and you are adding chaos to your White Moon Kingdom. ”
Don't look at Zhou Shu's lecture on a bunch of big truths there, and take out the sentences in it out of place and translate them into lingua franca, looking righteous and awe-inspiring. His old man is sweating now, and he also knows that he is too embarrassed in his beauty's plan.
Ula Mystery has the consciousness of summoning things, and he doesn't care about Zhou Shuhua very much, at most, he is wronged in his heart. But the heart of the flower is overturned in the gutter, which is beyond words. If she knew about this, I was afraid that she would ridicule her master for the rest of her life. A woman's ability to hold grudges and turn over old accounts is something that men can't learn.
Zhou Shu is destined not to be able to take the sick princess, there are so many cow sisters, and he is not ready to find that uncomfortable. Even Chief Kuroki had let him go before, so he couldn't be as knowledgeable as this dying woman, right? In order to minimize the impact of this matter, Zhou Shu could only let himself be more generous and forgive the woman in front of him. Although this is the truth, he still remembers the heart-piercing pain in his head just now.
The death penalty can be forgiven, and the living crime is unforgivable, and she can't be cheapened.
The sick princess didn't know that she was about to come to a catastrophe, and she was still savoring the two aphorisms that Zhou Shu had just translated. She looked up and was about to say something to refute when she saw a white gas in front of her, and four naked men suddenly appeared and rushed towards her.
The sick princess with moon-level internal organs is not completely incapable of fighting power, but these four people came out too suddenly, and she was overwhelmed and subdued in an instant. The four of them respectively controlled his hands and legs, and Zhou Shu rushed forward to cover the mouth of the sick princess, lifted her dress with his big hand, tore her underwear into strips of cloth and threw them in the corner.
"You don't like to wear panties, don't wear them in the future!" he did out of revenge and the pervert mentality of wanting to see the place again. The latter is more primary!
The sick princess was treated like this, she was going crazy. It is nothing to her to show a beauty trick for the sake of the country, but her self-esteem is a little unacceptable if she is forcibly manipulated like this, and there are still so many people! At this moment, she didn't even have time to think about the sudden appearance of so many people in front of her, and hurriedly used her whole body magic to urge the hair on the back of her neck, wanting to use pain to restrict Zhou Shu's actions. But something shocked her happened. No matter how much he supplied his magic power to that hair, Zhou Shu stood there like a normal person.
The situation took a turn for the worse, and the sick princess went from an advantage to a disadvantage in an instant.
"Is it strange?" Zhou Shu straightened the sick princess's skirt, and said to her, "It seems that your plan has failed." ”
The alien had relieved Sonya's powers! A sense of fear struck the sick princess. Now that he has been completely accused by the other party, he has no countermeasures or back-ups. The mouth was covered by the other party, and he couldn't even shout for help, beg for mercy, or ask for negotiation in exchange. The play of the fake princess was very successful, except for her own guard maid and the fake princess, no one nearby knew her identity and would not come to save her. In front of these naked substitute men and Zhou Shu, a mysterious magician who appeared out of thin air, it is not difficult to guess his fate.
What should I do, is this the so-called dead end? The sick princess remembered that Zhou Shu had just said that he mentioned the commander of the Black Wood Army. Could it be that I made the same mistake as Mr. Kuroki? And I'm not as good as him, and I fell off the cliff by his mistakes.
Thinking of this, the sick princess couldn't help but want to cry. She really didn't think about Zhou Shu doing that kind of thing, mainly because the other party's strength was too strong, and this strength was unusually attractive. The sick princess thinks that as long as she can control this person, she may be able to turn the tide of the current battle full of failures.
It's good now, the plan failed, not only did he put himself in, but when the other party hurt him, the first princess, he would leave the country. If his own guards find out that the murderer is him and take revenge on him, then he will inevitably push him to the side of the forest country and become a powerful and mysterious enemy.
Zhou Shu covered the mouth of the sick princess, thinking about what to do with her. He didn't have the heart to go against this woman, if he did something excessive to lure that tiger girl out, it would be troublesome. Master Zhou fought side by side with the tiger girl, and at that time, she was heroic and single-handed, so that Zhou Shu and the gray witch had a chance. Master Zhou is very jealous of this woman's force.
It seems that there is only one way to choose if you let her go. Zhou Shu is not a murderer in Midali's mouth, and he prefers to solve problems peacefully after being baptized by modern universal values.
But I was just seduced by her, and I was very uncomfortable mentally and physically when I let go of Lao Tzu like this......? Zhou Shu hurriedly stopped his cranky thoughts. That kind of thing like 'if we have your xx, we are the best friends' does not exist in the real world, and we have to be able to coax at critical moments. Being able to bend and stretch is a big husband.
So Zhou Shu let go of the hand covering the other person's mouth and retreated to the door of the room, and the four naked men were also summoned back.
The sick princess was already desperate, but the sudden action of the man who could restrain her made her feel incomprehensible. He's going to let me go? I took off a pair of underwear, put it on and took it off, so that people could see it at a glance. Can this also hold back that it is still a man?
Zhou Shu really couldn't help it, he looked at the sick princess lying on the bed with tears in his eyes embarrassed, and didn't know what to say. I held it for a long time before I came out: "Let's ...... We still have to go to Arni for revenge, when will we act?"
Princess Arni didn't know what to say in this situation. "You...... Don't you want to pursue what I did to you just now?"
Zhou Shu said honestly: "I'm afraid that your sister will come to chase and kill me, and I can't afford to provoke her." Anyway, I'm not interested in your business, and I won't pass on your identity, nor will I use this to make an article. There is a saying in my country that many friends have many roads, and many enemies have many walls. ”
"Then why don't you go and be friends with that Arni? I told you before that it was because I saw your contradictions and deliberately did it in order to separate your female companion. Even though the man almost killed me, I wasn't really angry, and I didn't have the heart to retaliate. ”
When Zhou Shu heard this, he felt very uncomfortable. Ah, you are the legendary repaying grievances with virtue and repaying virtue with straightforwardness, right?" "I saved you, and you played tricks with me." You will not hold accountable those who harm you. Are you racist?"
Seeing that the topic was coming back again, the sick princess hurriedly scolded herself for two idiots, why didn't she follow his words. Now the coercion method is not good for others, and the trick of seduction has just been used, and if you want to win him over, you can only lure him. Going with him to solve a common enemy is also a means of inducement.
"Oh well. The sick princess made up her mind, straightened her clothes, got up, and said, "After you say this, I also feel that I have gone too far. Leave Arni alone, I'll write to my stand-in and ask her to lobby the Duke of Torch to remove Sir Schelren from his position as Captain of the Wings of Light. I still have this face. However, I am afraid that this matter will have to wait until a month later, and there will be a big battle in the near future, and it will not be advisable to change the battle, so I hope you can be patient. ”
I can't wait. Master Zhou's temper is not in a hurry, but the matter has been delayed for so long, and Ula is not happy. After two days of returning to school, that Arni is expected to come to find trouble again, and before his father loses his position, he will kill him first. And Zhou Shu is not used to causing trouble to his family because of a little thing. Arni's father, Sherren Zhoushu, met once, and felt that the other party was just a simple soldier, and he didn't look like a fancy man.
"That bit of contradiction between me and Arni isn't a big deal...... But he's been getting me in trouble. Zhou Shu said solemnly: "Can you kick him out of school as a princess? It's best to frame him for some kind of murder, rape, robbery, drug trafficking and other crimes, and let him stay in prison for decades." ”
"Yes!" replied the sick princess crisply. "It's not that hard at all. I want you to apologize for the foolish thing I just did, and as compensation, I will help you with this. ”