233 Books Forum Chat 2
"What? Eat Western food?" The knife killing group reacted strongly to this tiyì.
Don't look at her becoming a duli killer at a young age, but when it comes to seeing the world, she has seen a lot of visceral brains, but a little more peaceful knowledge has nothing to do with her.
The only Western food that the little girl has ever eaten is fast food, which is very delicious for filial piety, which directly leads her to mistakenly think that a higher level of Western food will be more delicious.
In fact, fast food was only available to her after the death of her dear father in the knife killing group. Although the standard of living of the knife killing team was the highest when her father was alive, this level was not reflected in the degree of food and clothing at all, at most, when running missions between places, she took the first class cabin of the plane and ate the in-flight meals. Since the knife killing group flies all domestic lines, the ones they eat are still Chinese food.
The little girl has a good impression of those steaks, apple pies, and other foods on TV that are as thick as floor tiles, and when she heard that Zhou Shu was willing to take her to see it, she immediately expressed her anticipation and excitement.
Zhou Shu stroked the head of the knife killing team like a small animal, and took her out.
At the barbershop, the poor and wealthy Mr. Zhou hired one of the most expensive women in the store who claimed to be a hairstylist to help him clean up his hair. This woman is at most a year or two older than Zhou Shu, and she makes herself look like a man, wearing a women's casual suit and tie, and a short head of yellow hair, which looks like she should be very chatty with Senior Sister An.
Zhou Shu originally thought that this woman was very professional, and it seemed that in this kind of industry, the guys who are obsessed with gender or simply reverse the string have two brushes. As a result, as soon as the woman opened her mouth, she had an authentic Northeast hair salon girl's accent: "What is the boss going to do?"
The knife killing team moved a chair to the side and sat there honestly. is as obedient as a little owl, staring at Zhou Shu's head.
"I think it's good that you're doing this now. The little girl gave her opinion.
Zhou Shu looked at himself in his glasses. The hairstyle was almost qualified to protect Athena from entering the zodiac, and he wanted to cut it short, so he said bluntly: "Inch head, inch head." β
The hairstylist who is neither male nor female is obviously a little unhappy when he hears this answer, "You spend 588 to find me just to cut my hair?" If you want to take care of the poor with this big money, why do you want to make a fuss with me?
Zhou Shu saw that Mao was unhappy, and asked tentatively: "Isn't it good to cut my head in an inch?" β
Zhen Mao rolled his eyes and said, "Boss, what do you do?"
"Ahem. Self...... ziyou industry. β
As a former gnawing old man and now a murderer, Zhou Shu is most afraid of others asking him about his work.
"Oh oh...... "Zhen Mao touched his smooth chin and said, "Boss, it's rare for you to keep your hair so long, don't you think it's a pity to cut it?"
"So how do you think it looks better?"
Zhen Mao casually copied an entertainment magazine from the shelf, pointed to a Japanese actor with a pigtail in the middle of his head, and raised a green scoop on both sides of his head, and said, "Isn't this kind of good-looking?" β
Master Zhou took a look, isn't this a still from a hot-blooded college, with such a hairstyle, he went out and met Xu Chao on the street. I guess I'm going to be beaten. He said with a sad face: "Please, you can just stick to your scalp and take a clipper and give me two strokes." β
Provoking Mao looked unhappy, "I don't like it, then you look at this." She turned the page and turned the entertainment magazine directly to the game section, and her finger was poking at the head of Claude, the representative of the Golden Retriever killing Matt.
Zhou Shu pointed to Kratos on another page. "Then you might as well shave my bald head like this. β
The knife killing team yawned on the side, and she didn't have the slightest interest in these, she didn't sleep well last night, and she blamed Zhou Shu's hand for always rubbing her stomach.
Zhen Mao sighed, first asked Zhou Shu to stand up, and then looked at him for a while with his muscles and moved his hands and feet. After some scrutiny. She finally compromised: "Well, boss, your body is indeed suitable for the American muscle style......"
Twenty minutes later. Zhou Shu compared the photo of Miller, the protagonist of the TV series in the magazine, with his own head, not to mention, it really resembled. However, it is said that this guy seems to have announced his coming out when he crossed over to the White Moon Country, that is, he openly admitted that he was gay.
Knot......
Provoking Mao was very satisfied with the artwork he made, and waved his hand enthusiastically to beckon Zhou Shu to come back when he was free, no matter how he looked at it, he looked like a hair salon girl.
It's a quarter past nine in the morning, and there is still some blind date time left. Zhou Shu took the little girl to the only hypermarket in the city, trying to brush up on some favorability or something in the video game area that children like. But the knife killing team looked very nervous in a crowded place, and the whole person was tense all the time. As a killer who is used to using knives, she is habitually wary of all the strangers around her who can attack her.
Zhou Shu saw this scene in his eyes, sighed distressedly, and hugged the knife killing team from the pony's electric shaking chair. It seems that she has not seen the anime, and she does not know Twilight Sparkle, which Zhou Shu likes very much.
Now that Zhou Shu's purpose for bringing the knife killing group out has been revealed, she wants to take advantage of the time period when she has nothing to do and is light to go on a date with the little sister of the knife killing group, and there are not many opportunities to play with the young girl.
However, it was in the midst of such a precious opportunity that the knife killing team received a call that made her collapse. The little girl was drinking juice in the cake shop in the mall, while visiting the shops that sold knives on Taobao, and the phone vibrated at this time, and the caller ID was a phone number that all killers in China were familiar with, but did not want to see.
"Bounty notification on the HERO platform. The knife killing team raised their heads and said this to Zhou Shu in a flat tone before answering the phone. She listened to the person on the other end of the phone without saying a word, and only said lightly before hanging up the phone, "Well, I know, thank you, sorry for the trouble." β
Zhou Shu wondered, "So polite." Who?"
The knife killing team did not answer immediately, but wanted to come to Zhou Shu's mobile phone and click on the hero platform. I found the 'platform description' and pointed to a passage to show Zhou Shu.
Master Zhou read the paragraph pointed by the little girl's finger, "If a member of the platform becomes a reward, the platform will notify you two hours before receiving the task...... What does that mean?"
This kind of electronic agreement that is similar to the electronic agreement that makes people tick when registering a game account, Zhou Shu has never looked at it carefully, but he didn't expect that there really seems to be some content worth seeing.
The knife killing team explained: "The contact line of the hero platform in China just called, and they called me to sue me, and someone issued a reward for me to kill my head. The reward is RMB4,000,000. The platform will let me know two hours in advance to give me time to prepare. It's one of the perks of being a killer on the platform. β
"Five minutes ago I thought it was going to be a day of peace. Zhou Shu said worriedly: "Four million is not a lot, no one will really come over to kill you for this money, right?"
In fact, judging from the tense expression of the knife killing group, Zhou Shu had already guessed that things didn't seem to be good, and it was completely superfluous to ask such a question.
The knife killing team also answered this redundant question with practical actions, "Let's go home first, it's not safe in crowded places." βββ
Ms. Zhou Shize was waiting for the result of her son's blind date at home, and her best friend found Zhou Shu was indeed a girl who was in a hurry to get married and go on a blind date. When he heard that his friend Zhou wanted to find a partner for his son, he asked out directly.
These two women are ready for Zhou Shu to refuse a blind date, according to their experience, the blind date prepared for this kind of young man is usually rejected for the first time, because at this age, most of them still yearn for the perfect love that is far away in the world, and they are more willing to find it themselves than a blind date. But the two of them didn't expect that Zhou Shu would release the woman's pigeon after agreeing to this matter.
"The Times. Why is your son like this, even if the pigeons don't go, let me know, the girl waited in the store for more than half an hour. β
Zhou Shi sighed, willing to wait for half an hour for a man he had never met, this girl could be regarded as virtuous and virtuous. How did his unlucky son come up with it? Could it be that he is deliberately against himself?
Zhou Shu didn't remember to call until more than two hours after the date was over, and Zhou Shi almost died of anger when the call came. Fortunately, the girls didn't say anything. It's in the past. Master Zhou is staying in a rented place that has been smashed to pieces, this place is obviously no longer suitable for people, and it is not good to hide.
The hero platform is worthy of being a professional killer platform, two hours after notifying the knife killing team, sure enough, all the information he knows about the knife killing team was published on the platform, including its photos, current residence and assessment of combat ability, and by the way, the hero platform also sold Zhou Shu, and there is a sentence in the task annotation 'platform member' librarian 'suspected of being a target guard, and his personal ability is unknown'.
The head of the knife kill group is not difficult to take in the eyes of the hero platform, the difficulty of the task is low, and the bounty is not very large. Even so, a platform killer was offered a reward, which caused a lot of turmoil on the forum, and the killers in the forum got together to discuss.
Lion: "Isn't the knife killing team already done by the woman named Yu Feiniao?"
Female Demon: "Stupid, it's all said to be a 'group'. It's the father in the knife killing team who died, and the daughter is still alive. β
Eight Feet: "Oh, it turned out that it was my dad who died." Sure enough, Yu Da Beauty can only attract men to die. β
Lion: "Huh? If there is only one person left, is it still called the knife killing team? Won't you change the name? Knife killing women or something. β
Female Demon: "Didn't the platform say that there is a killer named 'Librarian' by her side." Even though I've just joined, I haven't completed any tasks. β
Knocker: "Knife Kill Group." Where are you, little sister of the knife killing team? Uncle saw your photo and thought you were a good person, I want to protect you for free, I can sign a treaty on the platform, are you willing to be friends with my uncle?"
Tibetan monk: "You have enough pedophiles!"
GG: "Uncle Jingcha, this is the person!"
Knocker: "Uncle is serious, where are you little sister of the knife killing group?"
JY: "But seriously, if the knife killing team needs guards, you can ask me, 10 million is enough, you should have earned so much, right? With me, the difficulty of hunting you will increase by two levels." β
GG: "Don't make a fuss about JY Great. If you go to the guard, your enemies will drop a nuclear bomb on that poor little town. Anyway, where are you now? There's no reason why the platform can't find you where there's an internet connection?"
Lion: "it, I'm surprised to see the great god JY." β
Knocker: "Worship the Great God!"
Killer X: "Worship the Great God!"
Minami: "Worship the Great God!"
Female Demon: "Professional Destruction Formation!"
Cardamom: "JY, where are you dying? Go back to Shenyang for the old lady!"
Baishan Heishui: "Don't, for the safety of Shenyang, don't let him come back, Sister Cardamom." β
Eight Feet: "Aren't you talking about the knife killing group? That little girl is very cute, who among you wants to make that money?"
Red Scarf: "Back to LS, the knife killing team had an encounter with the same board game store a few days ago, and the board game store will intervene visually." You're welcome. My name is Red Scarf. β
The post about the knife killing group in the forum was very active, and Zhou Shu looked at the replies one by one and said regretfully: "Why are platform killers so poor?
The knife killing team was nesting under the window at this moment, wiping the Coke dagger given by Zhou Shu with the curtain, and the reason why she was sitting there was afraid that someone would snipe at her.
"No need to dodge, with my ability, I can't dodge the platform's tracking. β
"That's right. Zhou Shu rubbed from the side of the bed to the knife killing team, pointed to the killer ID named 'JY' on the phone screen and asked, "Who is this guy?" He seems to be able to dodge the HERO platform. β
The knife killing team glanced at it and said obediently: "The second-ranked killer in the mainland only kills the world's top richest people, and spends the rest of his time as a guard." β
Zhou Shu nodded, and said, "He said that he was willing to be your guard, otherwise we would ask him to help." β
The knife kill team furrowed small eyebrows. Don't think it's a good idea. As the water people complained about in the forum, he is a dangerous product in his own right, and he will definitely be involved in more trouble than being rewarded.
"That's it......" Zhou Shu was a little lost, and suddenly felt that he was very useless. Originally, I thought that after returning from the ghost place of the White Moon Country, I would run rampant on the earth, just like driving a golden finger to play Grand Theft Auto. As a result, he was forced to hide in his room and didn't dare to peek out the window.
Face sniper shells. The remaining golden helmet of Master Zhou may not be able to completely block it, in fact, strictly speaking, the wall he is leaning on may not play any protective role.
The discussion in the forum continued, and the knife team participated.
Knife Kill Group: "Hello everyone, I'm the Knife Kill Team. β
Lion: "Oh oh oh oh, the heroine has appeared. β
gg: "I read the information, 2001 real Lori, I'm so excited!"
Librarian: "Hi everyone, I'm a librarian. β
Sun Egg: "Oh, does anyone have any information about this administrator? and a picture or something. β
Female Demon: "He's a pure newcomer, and he doesn't seem to have any information. Sun Egg, are you going to take this task?"
Sun Egg: "Just ask, only this newcomer has been developed in China this month, right? The killer ID has been cancelled seven, and I'm sad as an old-timer." β
gg: "Sunegg senior, aren't you ready to retire?"
Eight feet: "Yes, you grabbed too much of the task, and the money was made for you, and it was difficult for newcomers to make a living." β
Killer X: "Another great god has appeared, is the great god of JY still there?"
JY: "Yes, yes, yes." You're here, Sun, sorry for the last mission. β
Sun Egg: "It's okay, JY, didn't you leave a finger to make amends? β
Minami: "Cardamom, Sister Cardamom, come on, someone is bullying your man." β
Cardamom "Soul fade, get me back." β
"Ah, JY God is offline. "I'm scared away. β
Board Game Shop: "Hello Harrow everyone, I'm the boss of the board game store, your beloved big sister Fool. There seems to be someone talking about my store just now, and I want to clarify here that the sister of the knife killing team will come to my store to work in a while, so we won't take this task. On the contrary, I have sent a large number of snipers to protect her, and if you want to make these four million, you need to think about it. β
Knife Kill Group: "Hello, Fool Storekeeper. Excuse me, did you really send someone to protect me? β
Lion: "Oh, the knife team is very polite, and they are good boys." β
Board game store: "The little sister of the knife killing group is here, of course I sent someone, and the sixteen-sided dice you saw before are also in it." However, her sniping skills are average, so don't rely too much on her. I'll ask her to say hi to you, wait. β
Knocker: "Damn, I also want to protect the little sister of the knife killing team." β
Tibetan monk: "You have enough pedophiles. β
Board Game Store: "See hello?"
Knife Kill Group: "See." β
Librarian: "Your sister, I rented this house, and there are bullet holes in the wall, how can I explain it to the landlord!"
Sun Egg: "Ah, it's a newcomer. Hello hello, I am the king of killers in China, Sun Egg. β
Lion: "Haha, that's pathetic, the wall has been sniped." β
Eight Feet: "Sniped...... Isn't this really a provocation by a board game store? You only use knives in the knife killing group, right? An arms organization like a board game store is a natural enemy, right?"
Killer X: "Poor wall. β
Knocker: "Damn, is that newcomer next to the little sister of the knife killing team?
Tibetan monk: "You have enough pedophiles. β
Sun Egg: "Why are there always people complaining about the pedophilic plot of the knocker, I haven't seen this id? Fool, Cardamom, have you two seen it?"
Board Game Store: "I haven't seen it, Sun God." β
Cardamom: "JY, where are you dying?" β
Sun Egg: "Cardamom, calm down, don't break your phone." β
Female demon: "I really haven't seen this id, Tibetan monk? It's a monk from xizΓ ng, right?"
Lion: "Hey, Hero Administrator, Administrator, come and see, all the information of this Tibetan monk is garbled, and the registration time is 1900." β
Sun Egg: "It's really weird. β
Board Game Store: "Well, I've never seen anything like that, the store manager. Sun God, go and contact the Administrator. β
Sun Egg: "Contacting. β
Killer X: "Tibetan monk, how did you get it, teach me!"
gg: "Where's the knocker? Tell me quickly, that Tibetan monk seems to only want to complain about you." β
Knocker: "Ahhhh
Sun Egg: "You're a pedophile enough!"
Lion: "You're pedophile enough." Don't mess with the Sun God, go to the Administrator. β
gg: "The sun god sells cuteness." The Tibetan monk didn't react this time, why?"
Tibetan monk: "Hello, I'm a Tibetan monk. I'm willing to take on this single task of the knife killing team. β
Lion: "Someone really has to take it, knocker, it's time for you to defend the dignity of a pedophile." Go bite him to death. β
Sun Egg: "Everyone be quiet first, it is forbidden to brush the building." I'm Sun Egg, and I've just contacted the platform administrator. It's a pity, the administrator said that this Tibetan monk was hacked into the platform system, and he couldn't delete it and couldn't find his location. It is said that a way is being found to deal with him. β
gg: "Being targeted by the platform, you are miserable Tibetan monks." β
Tibetan monk: "Hehe, you heroes are very idle, all of you have eaten afternoon tea and are playing with your mobile phone at this time?"
Lion: "Chinese don't eat afternoon tea, reveal their identity, right? This guy should be a foreigner." β
Tibetan monk: "I am Chinese, in the mainland, and now I am on the roof of the unit where the knife killing team is hiding." Fool at the board game shop, you told your people to look upstairs, they should be able to see me, right?"
Board game store: "Wait for me to see, don't even plug in the building." "See, wait for me to send the photo, everyone take a look." β
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"Damn, this picture, Frankenstein?" The windbreaker is very flattering to you, Tibetan monk. "Okay, Mr. Hacker, you're exposed, and the hero platform will kill you. β
Tibetan monk: "This is my greeting gift, the knife killing team and the newcomers, have you seen it?"
Librarian: "NMD, my house!"
Lion: "What's the matter, do you have any pictures?"
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Sun Egg: "Ah...... Like me, it's a superpower......" (To be continued.) You are welcome to come to the Biquge www.biquge.info to vote for recommendations and monthly passes.
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