45 peaches Let's draw lots first
Let's draw lots for 45 peaches first
Hakurei Shrine ...... again suffered, but instead of gloating, the nerd pulled the maid Nagasaki and threw so-and-so witch directly into the basement (the rhythm of a man's and two women's secret room).
"What are you doing, hey.... People don't know anything......" A certain shrine maiden seemed to want to speak righteously, but she weakened under the gaze of the nerd and Sakiya.
"Let's not talk about anything else, Reimu, where did you get the money to rebuild the Hakurei Shrine?I remember that the sad shrine is the same as the Red Devil Pavilion, basically all kinds of destruction and all kinds of explosions, in fact, I wonder if there is some kind of cosmic will, and I can't get along with the Red Devil Pavilion. 」
"It's because I can't get along with my shrine, right?" Reimu was so emotional that she couldn't count how many times the Hakurei Shrine had been destroyed.
The nerd immediately glared at her, saw that Reimu shrunk his neck and was much more honest, and sighed, "Don't think you can change the topic, I didn't allocate funds to the Hakurei Shrine, where did you get the money to build the Hakurei Shrine?"
Reimu ......... silent for a moment, pretending to look around at the scenery, but even if she wanted to, the idle basement didn't have the beautiful scenery of green hills surrounded by clouds.
"Huh?"
"Watson, don't you think I'm pitiful?" Reimu used her skills to coquettishly.
"Where did you get the money to build the Hakurei Shrine?"
"That's called Bi Na Ju, she's the culprit, Watson, why don't you catch her quickly! Sanction Oh, you must sanction her!" waved his small fist, gritting his teeth Reimu looked very cute.
"Where did you get the money to build the Hakuri Shrine?" the nerd repeated.
"And now that what is better than that famous house must continue to cause changes, there must be a lot of people who are suffering now, shouldn't we be needed more at this time? 」
It's rare for Reimu to be so motivated to avoid other people's injuries, such a great sentiment that makes nerds cry...... Do you think it's possible?
The nerd was very moved, and then smiled and said, "Where did you get the money to build the Boli Shrine?"
"Watson, can you stop mentioning this?"
"Okay. Seeing that Reimu's expression was not pleasant, the nerd had to restrain himself for a moment. "So, what about some of the equipment I put in the basement storage room?"
"Watson, do you think I'm like that!!"
......Seeing that Reimu was so right, the nerd had to beat her up, but unfortunately he didn't open her ass.
After that, he called Marisa to the reception room and threw the stupid witch who had been severely taught a hard lesson on the couch.
"Let's get down to business. The index finger tapped a rhythmic sound on the table, although he once claimed to be an expert in anomaly solving, but now that he thought about it, he was not suitable to be an expert in anomaly solving.
"I don't know what the motive for the change was caused by the Emperor Ju Tianzi, but I want to thank her for helping us demolish an illegally built building......
The nerd couldn't help but sigh a little, this is the benefit of temporary work, but it's a pity that he didn't leave the Son of Heaven behind, and Reimu is naturally full of opinions about what the nerd said.
"Watson, you can't say that, when did the Hakurei Shrine become an illegal building?"
"Certificates?" replied the nerd.
"Well, you still need a certificate to open a shrine. 」
"Is there a God?"
"Hey, what does that have to do with whether there is a god or not? Reimu's eyes widened and she asked in surprise.
"Where did you get the money to build the Hakurei Shrine?"
"Please forgive me, I know it's wrong. 」
"You see, how can there be a god in the construction of a normal shrine, otherwise what is your shrine enshrined? There is no formal certificate, and now even priests need a license, what do you think? You are an unlicensed, unlicensed, and even a shrine without a god, do you think this is not an illegal building?"
Seeing the nerd counting carefully, Reimu tilted her head and thought for a while.
"Watson, what you said makes sense, wait, isn't it, I remember that there is also a shrine on Youkai Mountain, why didn't it be demolished. 」
"Oh, you said Yaga Kanako... No, is it the Moriya Shrine of Kanako in Yasaka? The title deed and certificate were done a few days ago, and when the yokai town is built, they will still be able to get an apartment. 」
"Oh! 」
Reimu yelled unwillingly, but when the nerd said something afterward, she immediately agreed.
I saw the nerd whisper, "They're invested. 」
"Okay, let's not talk about this topic, Hakurei Shrine can do whatever you want. Reimu suddenly lost his motivation and was lazy on the couch.
"Then continue with the previous topic, about the retreat of mutations. The nerd continued to straighten the crooked building, and it can be seen that the small life of the landlord who is looking forward to the reply is really not good, so give a more serious answer, it seems to be serial, and everyone understands the spirit.
"But isn't that Reimu's job, DA☆ZE? Marisa, who was called, was finally able to express her presence.
"Don't do that, Marisa, we're good friends!" Reimu immediately pounced, but under the attack of the other party's evil hands, he immediately sat back with his chest in his arms.
"Ah Zhi and I are also good friends, why don't you see Ah Zhi giving me his sister paper to rub DA. 」
As he spoke, he also made a kneading movement with both hands, and said that this was the Chinese kung fu taught by Hong Meiling, so that the nerd didn't spray a mouthful of old blood on the ground.
"Do you think it's possible? Let's not say I'm a man, even if Marisa and I are good friends, will you ask your Alice to rub it for me?"
The nerd felt that he was fighting back sharply.
"Hmm, why do you think Alice will reject you? Rather, my family's favorability of you has exploded! 」
Marisa replied very calmly, and straightened her chest to increase her persuasiveness, and the nerd knelt on the spot.
"Hey, we're good friends. Reimu, who was lying on the couch and couldn't lift her energy at all, suddenly raised her head.
"No!" "No. 」
Marisa's synchronization with the nerd made Reimu extremely sad, but she didn't even squeeze out a single tear, this acting skill is simply too weak.
Of course, the two will definitely admit the identity of their Ji friends, but whether the other party is a good Ji friend or not, everyone understands the spirit.
"Anyway, since the mutation has happened, it must be handed over to the Einsatzgruppen DA☆ZE. 」
"Marisa, let me ask, when did the Red Devil Pavilion build the Einsatzgruppen unit? You know how short of manpower we are, and if we can, we want to find cats to borrow claws. 」
Then a gap with cute ribbons tied on both sides opened next to the nerd, and then very kindly stuffed into the nerd's arms A young girl with cat ears, flicking two black fluffy tails, the cat who did not yet have the name of Yakumo was very confused.
But she liked the nerd's friendly breath and curled up in the nerd's arms.
"What a kind youkai sage, Ah, Ah, the cat you wanted. Marisa unceremoniously fell down here, covering her mouth and smiling secretly.
"Don't make fun of me, speaking of Reimu, isn't there a problem with handing over Miss Heaven's retreat to you?"
After giving Marisa a hand knife, she sat back down with the cat curled up in her lap, gently stroking the pointed cat's ears while looking at the lazy and unmotivated shrine maiden.
"Don't, don't want to do it. 」
"Besides, it's no good to catch her, anyway, the Hakuri Shrine is a cult shrine with no license, no certificate, and no title deed, and there is no god! You think I don't want a god!! If it weren't for the smell of the old woman's socks, I would definitely sell them......
This naturally annoyed a certain 17-year-old girl who eavesdropped, only to see her knock a big bag on Reimu's head, and then drop a sentence before running in tears: I don't have foot smell.
A nerd who has had a skin-to-skin blind date with the other party naturally knows the truth, but he won't talk about these things everywhere.
After all, that's not the point at the moment.
"Reimu, get Miss Tenzi back, I'll consider giving you a raise. 」
"No, even if you plan to add 10 yuan to me, that stingy maid will deduct 99 yuan from me, and that red beauty is now counting on the ration every day. 」
Woo wow, the Red Devil Pavilion is too miserable.
The nerd couldn't help covering his face, but think about it, a door that can be abducted directly with a meat bun, giving her such treatment is really in line with the careful budget of the maid chief.
"Then what do you want? 」
"Well, I don't want to do it, but I have to do it after all, don't I? If you want to do it, do it quickly, or you will do it when it causes a series of troubles, and I don't know what else to do at that time........" Marisa, whose mouth was full of dryness, was about to turn the nerd's face red.
It can be seen that the difference between his two Ji friends and good Ji friends is indeed full, that is, the difference between a certain Dongmu Da and a certain genuine Zhou Dada.
The nerds who use this metaphor are about to cry themselves, this is the so-called carelessness in making friends.
The nerd thought that his reputation would definitely be ruined on these two pit friends, so he had a speechless expression.
"Why don't you draw lots?" In short, it was Orange Meow who came up with a solution.
Seeing that the nerds are too busy to have time, and that Reimu Hakurei is too undisciplined to get up, Marisa says that she will continue to look for cute girls at the fantasy festival, especially now that it is evening.
If you haven't heard of the phrase that it's easy to do things when it's dark, now you just need to remember that this phrase just came out of Marisa's mouth.
No one wants to run around at night to deal with the mutations, and Reimu, who is more comfortable than before, is lazy because of good food and shelter, and Marisa wants to find beautiful women, which is called a nerd who does business from beginning to end almost out of breath.
So in the end, according to Little Orange Meow's proposal, let's draw lots first.
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PS1: I suddenly found that the pale passed 4 million words.,It turned out that a lot of things have happened this year.,The progress of the code word has become very unsatisfactory.,It's only now over.,I'm sorry for all kinds of readers.,But the reason everyone knows know.,If you don't know, ask what you know.。
PS2: The moonfall of the insiders can only talk a few words here casually, nothing more than unemployment, ask the boss to eat fried squid shreds, learn to drive and also hit the street once in the subject, was taken to the countryside without the Internet, the mobile phone has no phone bill and arrears, it's just hahahahahaha, are you about to cry.
PS3: Thank you for your support, in addition, the single chapter of the Pale Biography has been changed from 4000 words to 3000 words, right, the moonfall is going to be lazy!
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