Chapter 588 1. Stupid earthlings
Blue Star, Yan Huang Country.
Under the scorching sun of midsummer, even the intellectuals on the trees moaned weakly.
But in the top academy of the Qingying Royal Academy, even the hot summer has to stop here, because this is the place where the ecological weather regulation sky dome created by the latest technology of the empire is sheltered, and the crystal curtain like a transparent crystal giant bowl envelops the Qingying Royal Academy, which covers an area of more than 100 acres.
In the ecological weather adjustment dome, wind, thunder, rain, electricity, frost, fog, heat and cold, whether it is from minus 30 degrees Celsius to 50 degrees Celsius, can be adjusted at will, showing the advanced modern technology.
Outside the ecological dome is close to 36 degrees Celsius, but inside the ecological dome, it is a cool temperature of 20 degrees, accompanied by a gentle breeze.
If you want to ask this Qingying Royal Academy to be able to enjoy such top-level technology, the reason is very simple, because Qingying Academy is the top institution of higher learning in Yanhuang Kingdom and even the world, if you want to make it clear, the technology of this ecological heavenly dome is researched by the scientific researchers of Qingying Academy, and people naturally have the right to enjoy it.
"Damn the rich second-generation academy, I really hope that a meteorite suddenly fell from the sky and blew up the glass wall, so that you can still wear down jackets in this hellish weather. ”
Sitting in the classroom, Mo Huang looked at the Qingying Academy shrouded by the crystal curtain through the window, and there was no lack of malicious muttering in this hot weather that could bake people, in fact, it was not just Mo Huang's behavior, even the teacher who was talking endlessly would cast envious eyes at the Qingying Academy after wiping the hot sweat from his forehead, and then his tone became even more weak.
The world has never been equal, and the clear distinction of classes is the right way in the world, for example, Qingming College is the top university in Yanhuang and even in the world, and Qinghuai College, which is located not far from it, although it is only separated by one word, but the gap is very different.
The faculty of Qingming Academy is strong, there are many professors like dogs, doctors are all over the place, and all foreign gold-plated people come back, if it is not the ultimate academic tyrant of the national first-line academician, you don't expect to teach a class in Qingming Academy.
Needless to say, the teachers of Qinghuai College are all normal students, and their master's degrees are considered highly educated, and people can be angry and dead compared to people.
To be honest, Mo Huang didn't care about this at all, what really made him envious and jealous was the extravagant hardware facilities of Qingming Academy, which were so inhuman and friendless.
Sitting in the position of Mo Huang, looking at the angle of his gaze, he could just see a completely unacceptable scene.
Wearing short sleeves, a rotten ceiling fan with no sound and no wind on his head, sweating all over his body, while people are wearing down jackets and snow, playing happily in the pure natural and pollution-free ski resort with luxurious supporting facilities in the college.
It's still the same sentence, people can be angry more than people.
At the end of six classes a day, many students began to pack up their things and leave the classroom, but not to go home or go back to the dormitory.
"Ah, the student's vocation and obligation is to study and take exams honestly, what kind of moral, intellectual, physical, aesthetic and labor all-round development, I cursed that bastard principal when he had an affair with little JJ. ”
Nagging, Mo Huang pushed open the door of the club, and was greeted by a burst of strange laughter.
"Kou Ji Kou Ji, at the peak moment of this battle between the strong, you actually have the courage to be late to your mouth! You are killing yourself at the intersection of Hu! I can't bear you with and urine, and I'm going to the street!"
"Lao Xia, your Hong Kong man's strong language skills have improved, and the moment I entered the door, I suddenly felt an urge to beat you. ”
"Nonsense! A strong man will be strong forever until he is strong enough to ...... Slaughter God!
"God Butcher...... Isn't it?"
Mo Huang pushed his glasses, facing the flickering of the sun, he couldn't see his eyes clearly, only saw his face with a touch of coldness, the corners of his mouth hooked up a disdainful smile, his left hand slowly stroked the messy hair on his forehead, and said lightly:
"Xia Wenhua, you are too arrogant, spitting in the sky, in the end you will only bring humiliation on yourself, the majesty of God, the power of God, how can you be spied on and hoped for by an ant like you, the glory of the past and eternity is enough to completely cover your humble and small figure. ”
Your tone of voice seems to want to challenge the strong man's ...... that is enough to defy the sky Fist!"
"How can the pink fist of the lowly and weak disobey the will of God!"
"Hmph, hee-hee, hahahaha! Then let's fight! Fight to the heavens and weep for our battle, fight to the end of the world!"
"Ant, as you wish, appreciate the glory and will of God, weep and scream, and ...... Die!"
Then, Mo Huang put on a posture and took out a book from his schoolbag, Xia Wenhua looked at it from a distance and was taken aback.
"This is actually the lonely book of the Dragon Tiger Gate X world, what a guy with materials, he can even get this kind of peerless treasure, his mouth is stubborn, this trick of yours has made this strong man excited!
"That's good! It seems that the collections we exchanged today are quite powerful, Lao Xia, can you stop your damn strong tone, I'm afraid I really can't suppress the mood of beating you. ”
"Okay, isn't this what the group of dogs from the community picket committee did, if you don't shout two strong words when you meet, you may be caught by that group of dogs, saying that we are not doing our job and are going to ban our club. ”
Mo Huang and Xia Wenhua sighed in unison, God knows what the principal of Qinghuai College suddenly went crazy a few days ago, and actually shouted to respond to the call of the United Nations for the humanistic spirit, comprehensively cultivate students' moral, intellectual, physical, aesthetic and amateur interests, and gave a death order to the teachers and students of the school, everyone should participate in club activities for two hours after school, otherwise they will not be given a graduation certificate.
If it's just like this, it doesn't seem to be a problem, but the principal of Qinghuai Academy is extraordinarily strange, and he actually implements many unbelievable policies with a thunderous hand.
For example, the content of the club's activities must be rich in distinctive advanced, subversive and innovative, and must be able to fully show the personality of each student, and never allow repetition!
For example, if the school already has an official football team and club, then other students are not allowed to apply for a football club in the name of playing football, because it is a duplicate, so what should we do?
It is good to say, adding the elements of kung fu and turning it into kung fu football, and in an instant the student's personality, advancement, subversiveness and innovation will come, and the school can let the club be established.
This policy is the policy that most makes the students criticize the principal's IQ, and it also makes the unsolved mystery of the college how much the president's IQ is to climb to the top of the top ten unsolved mysteries of the college in an instant.
There is a limit to the number of people in the club, at most fifteen people, there are so many students in the college, and everyone must participate, and the club is not allowed to be repeated, how to get it?
So not to mention the Kung Fu Football Club, even the Magic Football Club has popped up.
And Mo Huang and Xia Wenhua's [Hong Kong Man Strong Language and Japanese Man Zhong Eryu Who is More Bullish Fork Research Society] was released in this situation.
In the face of the birth of many strange clubs, the college is holding the approval of the establishment as long as it is not repeated, just when many students thought that this was just the occasional brain-dead convulsions of the principal, and began to fool around at will, the principal's thunderous means came.
Tangled with many elite students in the college, the establishment of a club picket committee, and this committee directly belongs to the principal, the teacher has no right to say anything, the authority is large enough to call the wind and rain in the school, and the only task of the committee is to urge students to complete club activities at a fixed time every day, and regularly check whether it is necessary for each club to exist, if not, give a ban and demerit punishment!
The magic football club was caught by the club picket committee, and the ending was a matter of course, in this world where science is supreme, where are the students who know magic, and as a result, all the members of the club were punished with demerits, and the magic football club was also banned.
And Mohuang and Xia Wenhua's club, because the scope of research is a little strange, is also within the scope of the key inspection of the community picket committee, but Mohuang's best friend Xia Wenhua is really powerful, in the face of the community picket committee that led the crowd and came with bad intentions, he gave full play to the skills of the Hong Kong man house that had been honed for 18 years, and sprayed the strong language of the Hong Kong man for three hours, and sprayed the community picket committee One by one, they were colorless and fled in embarrassment.
But Liang Zi was also formed at that time, and now the people of the community picket committee will come to Mohuang and Xia Wenhua's club to go around in circles if they have nothing to do, snooping with bad intentions, and ready to make small reports or something at any time.
So at the moment, Mo Huang and Xia Wenhua had no choice but to meet and speak, and the first thing they said was to roar the strong man's language, which could be regarded as completing the daily routine research of the club.
Although the name is ridiculous, the meaning of the existence of this club has always been very simple, which is to give Mo Huang and Xia Wenhua, two friends, a place to watch anime after school and kill the two-hour club time stipulated by the college.
Quietly turning the page, the comic book in his hand was soon finished, Mo Huang looked up, Xia Wenhua was still immersed in the world of Hong Kong comics, feeling a little bored, walking to the window, looking into the distance was a little trance.
"I said Lao Xia, do you feel that this kind of day after day, the days of birth, old age, sickness and death, are so heavy that people are breathless and feel a sense of decay. ”
Xia Wenhua didn't bring it back: "You have seen too much of infinite X, birth, old age, sickness and death are the way of people, only after experiencing it can you know what a happy state it is to eat and wait for death, my old man tells me this every day." ”
Mo Huang didn't look back, he was stunned, the sky was gradually dusk, a ray of sunset was gradually falling, the sky was orange and red, and it was a lazy beauty, but it couldn't calm the restlessness in Mo Huang's heart that didn't know where it came from.
It was an emptiness, a loneliness, an unspeakable ...... Mania!
This mania wants to smash the world in front of me that is so plain that people feel bored that there will never be accidents!
"Lao Mo, has anyone told you, every time you are occasionally in a daze, your expression is a little weird, there is a kind of hideous and evil that makes people feel scared, in the words of my old man, there may be a demonic nature hidden in your heart that wants to destroy the world at all times, to be honest, is your true identity the great demon king who has not yet awakened or something?"
Mo Huang's heart chuckled, but his expression remained the same, and he tried to make himself laugh loudly and heartily:
"Great Demon King!?If I were the Great Demon King, I would summon the Doomsday Meteorite to descend right now and conquer the world...... it!! hell, what is this. ”
The scene presented in the ink wilderness is a scene of indescribable splendor and mystery, with endless shadows covering the sky, but not bringing darkness, on the contrary, the overwhelming golden light illuminates everything in the world.
It was a spaceship beyond the ability of human imagination, I don't know how big it was, anyway, Mo Huang swept it over, and he couldn't see the edge of this huge warship at all, like a floating continent, quietly suspended in the sky, exuding infinite brilliance.
"Hmm...... Looks like something big is wrong. ”
Compared with Mo Huang's surprise, Xia Wenhua didn't know why he was quite calm, and he actually took out his mobile phone and started calling.
"Old man, it's me, something is wrong, what! You know? How do you know? You said that as soon as you looked up, you saw the spaceship that looked like a floating continent? Aren't you a savage in Shennongjia now, you can see it? What, this spaceship is not real, but a projection formed by some kind of heavenly means, so no matter where you are on the earth, as long as you look up, you can see it clearly, as if it is close at hand? Okay, that's not the point, the point is what your son should do? After such a big battle, you should have a headache over there, old man, well, I know, so let's do it first. ”
As soon as the phone was turned off, Xia Wenhua directly pulled Mo Huang and turned around and left.
"Hey, where are you going?"
"There is a Noah-level doomsday shelter three hundred meters underground from the school, I'll take you to take refuge first. ”
Mo Huang questioned this: "Let's not say that our school underground for Mao will have such a tall thing when you hear it, but even if it is, don't you think it is more reliable to put it in the Qingying Academy next door? More importantly, you know for Mao?"
Xia Wenhua suddenly turned his head and smiled very weirdly: "Now that I will tell you the truth, in fact, the world you see is all false, and the truth is that you are stuck with a cable behind your neck, and you are kept in a container by the super technology brain as a human battery, and I am the leader who is here to take you to break through the boundaries of illusion." ”
"Is it ......?"
"That's right, you are the terminator destined to defeat Skynet, liberate Namek, collect all the Dragon Balls, and then exchange for the Ten Artifacts of Huaxia Kunlun Mirror, travel back in time and space to kill the savior. ”
"I'm sorry, this character attribute is too complicated, I didn't understand it. ”
Thanks to Xia Wenhua's gags, Mo Huang's surprise was reduced a lot, and the two of them ran down the stairwell like a wind, and almost everyone looked up at the sky with a surprised look at them along the way.
As soon as he ran out of the teaching building, Xia Wenhua looked up at the sky, his expression suddenly changed, he flew into it, and fell back into the teaching building with Mo Huang.
Mo Huang got up from the ground, and before he could ask what was going on, he was shocked by the successive rumbling sounds.
Countless pillars of golden light fell straight to the ground above the nine heavens, like thunder, and after the golden thunder dispersed, pools of golden water flowed on the ground, and then gathered and shaped.
"I really don't know if it's my crow's mouth or your crow's mouth, I was still talking just now, and now the terminator is here. ”
Xia Wenhua pushed his glasses and said in a non-doubted firm tone: "You are mistaken, it is not a Terminator, but a Gundam, and it is the kind of Super Gundam that has already assembled its army and is ready to invade Namek and exterminate the Saiyans!"
The three-meter-tall pure golden metal creature stands on the earth, with a streamlined body full of sci-fi and transcendent sacredness, with all four limbs, the head is the same golden diamond-shaped crystal, and there are crystals on the chest and limbs and joints.
And the number of such metal angels ...... Too much to count.
The sky, the earth, and all the space as far as the eye could see, were occupied by the metal humanoid creation.
To what extent is it dense, the flagpole used to raise the national flag in the school is slender and long, and there are actually twenty or thirty metal angels hanging on it, which can be seen.
What is called sweating into rain, rubbing shoulders and heels, and joining hands into yin, Mo Huang feels that this is almost the same, compared to the world-famous Spring Festival migration of Yanhuang Country is nothing.
For the first time in his life, Mo Huang felt that he actually had a dense phobia, and when he turned his head, although his best friend Xia Wenhua looked calm, but in fact, Mo Huang also felt that this guy was not calm, if he really wanted to be calm, why should he keep pushing his glasses into his nostrils.
Just as Mo Huang's thoughts were confused, two metal angels walked up to Mo Huang and Xia Wenhua with roaring steps.
[I am a conqueror from the other side of the galaxy, O human beings on earth, you have a population of seven billion, for this reason I will descend seven billion doppelgangers, give you and other one-on-one trials, and then spare no effort to show your fangs and bravery in front of me, be conquered? or be destroyed! Use your strength to choose!]
The metal angel lowered his crystal head, and a silver-white streamer flashed in the center, and suddenly, a vicissitudes of life and a cold voice resounded in Mo Huang's heart, like dozens of subwoofers of different scales playing at the same time, with an indescribable sense of inhumanity.
Mo Huang and Xia Wenhua glanced at each other, and then they both knew that the other party must have heard the voice in their hearts.
"Okay, regardless of whether the alien's statement is reasonable or not, all in all, if I'm not mistaken, he wants to ask for a heads-up, right?" Mo Huang said with some uncertainty, Xia Wenhua also paused for a moment, and said after a while: "I think it should be right, and this guy seems to be quite confident, and he looks like Lao Tzu is blowing up the sky and not accepting the posture of doing it." ”
The metal angel stood silently, but his right arm was stretched straight forward, his fist clenched, and one middle finger straight up, then swayed at an angle of forty-five degrees from front to back, and the provocative meaning of the heads-up was unmistakable.
"What should I do? This metal angel looks like a good bull fork, not to mention seven billion, even if there are seven hundred, I think I can conquer the earth, do you want to surrender first?"
"Surrender? never, there is absolutely no word in my Xia Wenhua's life dictionary to surrender after being given the middle finger, even if the alien gives me the middle finger, hum, it is just right, it is no longer enough for the earthlings to be the opponent to satisfy the desire of the strong man to defy the sky, fight! I have to fight! I have to fight until the dark!!! my blood has completely boiled with a mouth!"
"Lao Xia, are you sure your IQ is still normal, do you have to try to dismantle the Gundam empty-handed?"
Mo Huang's tone was full of disbelief, and he seriously suspected that his best friend might have hit his head, but Xia Wenhua only responded with a dashing back and a high thumbs up.
"Don't underestimate me, it's good that the strong man is also the son of the martial god Xia Batian, the mouth is bearded! The blood of the strong man is already boiling, prepare to meet the roar of the strong man's anger!! my drill is enough to break through the sky, ah, take it, electric light poisonous dragon drill!"
At this moment, Mo Huang knew that his best friend Xia Wenhua, who had known him for many years, was so deeply hidden, and the huge body of more than 200 catties of horizontal development spread his wings like a spirit crane, and the strength of stepping on the ground was so violent, leaving a huge crack on the ground, and there was a sound of wind and thunder.
The metal angel faced Xia Wenhua's powerful blow, his head flashed, as if he was analyzing the reality of this move, and then the middle finger of his right hand was a little forward, and it turned into a cannon barrel as thick as a human waist, and then in the next second, a noisy and scorching pillar of electric light swept across.
After the blow, Xia Wenhua, who was still like a crane, turned into a roast suckling pig and fell to the ground, with hot smoke on his body!
Looking at another metal angel slowly walking towards him, Mo Huang was very spineless and immediately raised his hands: "Hero spare your life, I surrender, my small body can't withstand your middle finger cannon!"
At this moment, countless earthlings, like Mo Huang, chose to surrender in the face of the incomparable alien invaders' absolute force.
Era, at this moment kicked off a new prelude!
History remembers this moment, because this is the beginning of the colonization of the Earth civilization by an alien civilization!
PS: Do you remember the beginning of this new book? Well, it's not very ideal, because of various reasons, it didn't go on, but it was a bit of a word count, so let's put it out as a nonsense