Section 348 Wandering Wizards
"Come on, serve me food!" the old man said with a leisurely face, not taking Xiangxiang's feelings in his eyes at all.
"Pull it, please use it slowly!" the fellow hurried over and served several dishes and plates of pastries. Then he flew away, like a plague god. As soon as the old man's pastries came up, the unique aroma of amethyst honey immediately came out, and obviously the dosage was not ordinary!
"En!" the old man agreed with a grin, grabbed the pastry and used it, gobbled it up, and killed a large plate in a few clicks, so he had the strength to look up at He Xiangxiang.
Poor Dao looked at him for the first time, and immediately saw that this person was extraordinary, his eyes were incomparably deep, like a deep pool, extremely clear, but he could not see it to the end. Although the look on his face was obscene, I saw in his eyes the sophistication and stability that had experienced many vicissitudes. Just from his eyes, Poor Dao dared to conclude that he was a master!
Since he is a master, Poor Dao is even more interested, secretly using his divine sense to probe the secrets in his body, sure enough, there is a natural power hidden in his body, not magic power, nor is it different from the mana of the beast god's sacrifice, but a unique energy that I have never encountered, if I want to say something similar, it is somewhat similar to the spiritual power of the Dao of Poor Dao, but it is obviously much worse than the power level I cultivated with Taoist magical exercises!
"This little brother. The spirit is extraordinary, and the heroic posture is radiant. It should be a character?" the old man asked in surprise, "Can you know your name?"
"I don't want to tell you!" said with a smile and shook his head!
"Okay! If you don't say it, you won't say it, you don't make up nonsense at all, it's much better than those hypocritical people, it's really refreshing!" the old man then praised Xiangxiang and said, "This little girl." She was slender and her skin was white, and although she was covered by a veil, she could be seen from her delicate eyes alone, and she was a stunning beauty!
"I'm his wife!" Although Xiangxiang hated the appearance of this old man, as soon as he praised him, he immediately had a good impression, and when he saw him asking, he hurriedly answered!
"Well?" the old man was visibly stunned, and then asked, "Are you married?" or are you just engaged? No! No, you can't help but be engaged?
"We've been living together for months?" Xiangxiang asked strangely, "Why are you asking this?"
"Hehe!" the old man immediately said confidently, "I understand." Little brother. It's your blessing to meet me today!haha!"
"Really, why didn't I see it?" asked Poor Dao, puzzled.
"Hehe! You'll understand as soon as I say it!" the old man continued: "Introduce yourself, here is a wandering wizard on the continent, whose name is Cang-Longjiao!"
"Wizard?" said Poor Dao in amazement. Wizarding is a rare anomalous profession on the continent that is rarely seen these days. Almost all of them are almost extinct, they can do magic, but their mana is very low, and they can also do alchemy, but they don't make magic equipment. Just study the drug.
This profession mainly relies on all kinds of strange drugs to eat, such as making people drink shape-shifting drugs that make small animals. agent, as well as gender-changing transformation drugs. agents and so on. In short, it belongs to the spoof stream. The combat effectiveness is low to death, if it weren't for the fact that their poison could still be used a little, it would simply not be able to mix.
"Yes, I am the number one sorcerer in the continent, I have an extremely profound research and understanding of pharmacology! I'm definitely cured of the disease, for the sake of you and me, Sheng Hui, a thousand gold coins!" said the old fellow, and stretched out his hand.
"What's that? It's just a thousand gold coins?" Poor Dao said disdainfully: "Does Your Excellency look like a sick person?"
"Little brother, you are still young!" the old guy pretended to be distressed, and said: "If you have a disease now, treat it quickly, and wait until later, but it will be too late?"
"Grandpa, is my husband really sick?" Xiangxiang saw that he said so solemnly, and she was a little scared in her heart, so she hurriedly asked!
"Don't listen to his nonsense!" Poor Dao stopped Xiangxiang's further interrogation with a smile, and said directly to the old man: "You say, what's wrong with me?"
"Of course you know what is wrong with you, do you have to tell me? Then you are really embarrassed?" asked the old man strangely!
"Say it!" Poor Dao said impatiently: "I don't care!" "The heart said, do you want a layman to tell me if Poor Dao is sick?"
"That's good!" The old man looked around first, and saw that people were smoked far enough away from his peculiar smell, and then whispered: "You, aren't you, impotence!"
"You're farting!" said Poor Dao as he slapped the table and stood up, scolding at the same time. At that time, I was really angry, and there was such a shameless old bastard? Selling aphrodisiacs to my head, if I hadn't seen his age today, I would have to beat him up for a hundred flowers blooming!
"Husband!" Xiangxiang saw that I stood up angrily, and quickly pulled me away, for fear that I would start beating someone, so she quickly pulled me to the seat again, and then said to the old man: "Excuse me, do you have any evidence for this?" I just wanted to argue, but I was held down by Xiangxiang!
"Of course there is!" the old man said with a solemn face: "From you, the fragrance that emanates, I dare to assert, you are still a virgin." In the face of such a beauty, such an alluring aroma, and the identity is still his wife, being able to live together for a few months can still make you a virgin husband. It's definitely not impotence, it's a heavenly eunuch, oh, you turned out to be a heavenly eunuch? This is too rare, and it is also very troublesome to treat, at least 100,000 gold coins!"
"I'm XX you're an OO, are you a heavenly eunuch and impotence?" No matter how good a man is, he can't stand someone saying that he is impotent and a heavenly eunuch in front of his beautiful wife? If it weren't for Xiangxiang desperately holding my arms, I would really kill him!
"Hmph, I don't want to treat it, why be angry? Don't you admit that you won't be sick~~~" The old guy said as he spoke, his voice gradually thinned, and finally he couldn't hear it directly.
"Hmph!" Poor Dao pointed to his nose and scolded: "Look at your age, but you are disrespectful to the old, and you are swaggering and deceiving everywhere." Sling the bull. Think about it yourself, are you worthy of your ancestors?"
If this old man can have such a very good cultivation, he should definitely be a famous family, either a family or a teacher. Otherwise, it is absolutely impossible to reach this level, and it is initially estimated that his ability is definitely not under the Tuoke altar, and he will not reach the level of Kerry. I can't say yet!
After finishing speaking, I didn't care about the old bastard who was scolded by me on the spot, and directly took Xiangxiang's hand and walked back. I have to ask Sa Damu, who is this old fellow? But as soon as I turned around, I saw him, and he was looking at me eagerly, not waving to me, but constantly making all kinds of glaring and wiping his neck!
"What are you doing? What kind of system!" "Poor Dao used to be a training, who made me angry!
"My lord, why did you provoke him?" Sa Damu asked anxiously, "You don't feel unwell, right?"
"I'm so good, what's going on?" asked Poor Dao angrily, "Why did you let such a sloppy person come in?" Don't you know that it will affect business?" Although the money made by this shop is not in my eyes. But after all, it will make my sign, and if the reputation of the store is notorious, won't my reputation be over?
"My lord, please go in first and talk slowly!" said to me with a bitter face!
"En!" Although he was in a hurry, the door was not a place to talk, so Poor Dao followed Sa Damu to the back with Xiangxiang.
On the way, Xiangxiang asked in surprise: "Husband, is this your shop?"
"Hehe, of course!" said Poor Dao proudly. I don't say it all the time, just to surprise her today, hehe, there's a kind of showmanship!
"Husband is so amazing!" Xiangxiang said in surprise!
"Hehe, generally, this store actually can't make a few dollars, it's only one hundred thousand a year!"
"Oh my God, isn't hundreds of thousands enough?" Xiangxiang first said in surprise, and then said casually: "Since the husband is so rich, why don't we secretly call the old man and treat the husband, okay?"
"Incense~~ Incense!" Poor Dao almost cried and said, "I really don't have that disease!" I was so depressed that I hated to die directly. In fact, Poor Dao is really kind, and when I didn't know that the other party had a way to die, I was a monk and never hurt people. However, I didn't beat that bastard just now, I'm really real now, I regret it!
"But why doesn't the husband want Xiangxiang? Is Xiangxiang ugly, does the husband hate it?" When Xiangxiang spoke, her face was low, and her tone was full of resentment!
"This, we are still young, only fourteen or fifteen, don't you worry?" Poor Dao explained with a wry smile!
"Phew, people aren't in a hurry!" Xiangxiang said with a red face!
"Hehe!" Poor Dao covered his mouth and just laughed!
"Husband, I hate it!" Xiangxiang blushed, stomped her feet, and twisted her body!
"Okay, good!" was so poor that he hurriedly said seriously: "This thing is too early, it's not good for your health, and it will affect your and my cultivation, let's talk about it in a few years! Besides, Xiangxiang, we haven't officially married yet, I want to respect you, understand?"
"En!" Xiangxiang nodded and said, "As long as the husband is not sick!"
"Huh?" Poor Dao is not depressed now, but wants to run away!
Luckily, at this time, we came to a tent in the back. I just suppressed my anger. When he went in and sat down, he turned his head and asked angrily, "Tell me what's going on with that puddle of shit outside?"
"This, in fact, I still wonder about it?" Sa Damu aggrievedly told Poor Dao the original story!
It turned out that this old man had come a month ago, and he had come with Katyusha. I don't know what method he used to coax Katyusha into obedience. It seems to have something to do with flowers, he promised to give Katyusha a flower every day, but it was just a very ordinary wildflower, and it was everywhere in the mountains, and Katyusha liked it very much, not only allowing him to eat and drink here for nothing, but also helping him beat many people who offended him.
This guy has a peculiar smell and a poisonous tongue, which really offends many customers. The people who can come here to consume amethyst honey pastries are either rich or expensive, because of the addition of amethyst honey, the price of pastries is ridiculously expensive, and even ordinary rich people can't afford it.
So the people this guy offends are all very backgrounded. Although he didn't dare to face it head-on, for fear that Katyusha would find trouble, he secretly sent a master to sneak attack, and he still dared to use the trick of a dull stick. However, he has lived to the present, although he has not heard of anyone who died. But apparently they all suffered a lot of losses.
But Sa Damu and they stopped doing it, which affected their business and reputation? So they persuaded Katyusha, but Katyusha only recognized flowers. Sa Damu had no choice, so he had to pick it for Katyusha, but no matter what flowers Sa Damu brought, even if it was exactly the same as the old man's gift, Katyusha didn't like it, she insisted that the old man gave the incense!
When Sa Damu saw that Katyusha was not good, he began to chase the old man. tried to beckon the guys to squeeze him together, but the old man was even more ruthless, and made the guys who offended him miserable.
One guy was half paralyzed, and his legs felt sore and numb, but he couldn't move at all, and he lay on the bed for three days before he recovered. It lasted for three days, and he felt numb, and he couldn't move, which was worse than the most cruel punishment in the world, this guy committed suicide several times, and was saved again!
The other guy was turned into a pig's head, a pig's face, big ears, a long nose, and long hair, and he himself was scared to death, and it was only three days later. As for Sa Damu himself, he took off the hat on his head to show me, dizzy, he is only middle-aged, but he is a silver thread, whiter than snow, he said with a crying voice: "It's been more than half a month, I may be like this in this life, right?"
"What's the matter with that honey pastry?" Poor Dao asked with a little anger, "Why don't you have some of them, but you give him too much land?"
"There's no way?" Sa Damu said aggrievedly: "Since the first day he came, he ate the amethyst honey in the pastry!"
"How does he know about this bad old man?" asked Poor Dao strangely, "Is this secret already known to everyone?"
"No, for the safety of Miss Katyusha here, to prevent red-eyed guys from stealing it, His Majesty the Pope once ordered it to be kept secret, so this secret is only known to the most well-informed big families in the Holy Capital, and ordinary and almost powerful people don't know about it!"
"Then it should have been eaten by this old fellow!" and then?" said the poor Dao coldly! This shows that this old man has once eaten the honey of the amethyst bee. Looks like he's a guy with a mysterious background, huh?
"Then he complained that the amethyst bee had little honey and asked us to add more to him!" Sa Damu said helplessly: "And Miss Katyusha also asked for this, according to your order, we must comply with all Miss Katyusha's requests?"
"Well, I don't blame you for this!" continued!"
"But this hateful guy has to inch in, every time he has to increase the amount, and he is very good at eating, so, by now, the amethyst honey he consumes himself is equal to our entire amount of a day, and the pastries of the Holy Capital magnates must be supplied on time and in quantity, and the quality must be guaranteed, so that our honey is almost insufficient, so, in desperation, I stopped the ordinary customers' to reduce consumption, and I have reported these things to the territory!" Sa Damu explained angrily. Road!
"He's only been here for a month, hasn't he?" asked Poor Dao!
"Yes, my lord!" replied Sadamu!
"Well, I was still fighting the orcs at that time, and such a trivial matter should not be a **** heart. Come over and I'll take a look!" After Poor Dao finished speaking, he called him to him, looked at it carefully, and immediately understood, and said, "It's just a medicine, it's temporary, and it's probably a few months away!"
"Really, then I'll rest assured!" said Sa Damu happily!
"This is actually not mysterious, but it is the effect of medicine, sometimes with some witchcraft, it looks mysterious, but in fact it is just a deception to the layman!" said disdainfully, "When will Katyusha come, when will the old man give her flowers?"
"Miss Katyusha arrived at about this time, and it was also at this time that the old man gave her flowers!" said Sadamu!
"Very good, let's meet this old guy again, don't worry, he has an antidote to your hair!" Poor Dao said with a smile: "The person who dares to provoke me, see how I clean him up!"