Volume 1 The Fog of Birth Chapter 0561 Is it troublesome to be married like this
Moonlight Niangniang almost didn't think about it and said: "It belongs to the eldest aunt; do you want this palace to become your wife? That's easy to do; find the queen mother, as long as she agrees, it will be husband and wife!"
"Oh my God, is the moonlight lady still not awake from the wine? I heard Wu Gang say that she drank a whole small jar and had five catties of osmanthus wine......
How could Chang'e deal with such a person? She could only persuade: "Sister, you better go home! Sleep well, and when you wake up, you will understand!"
Moonlight Niangniang showed drunken eyes and threatened: "If the rabbit master doesn't marry me, you will never want to recognize your twelve moonlight brothers, just treat them as if they don't have you as a sister!"
Chang'e and her brothers have no feelings, and they don't know who they have become; if they don't admit it, they won't admit it! Anyway, others don't believe in the fact that her mother gave birth to the moon; just don't have it; just because of the ruthless years on the old lock, if you can't open it, let it not be opened!
The moonlight lady didn't listen to this, and chattered for a while, and the queen mother flashed in her eyes......
Chang'e held her breath in her heart, and shouted in a panic: "Your Majesty - Moonlight Niangniang wants to rob me of my husband;
The Queen Mother's eyes were dizzy, looking left and right, unable to identify, and couldn't help asking: "Who are you? Are you a little fairy who has just changed? Don't pester other men? Moonlight Niangniang begs me to give her the rabbit master's favor; for the sake of her many years of widowhood; a dark woman, first clean herself, and come to find this king; how can there be such a reckless person? Remember that you have just become an immortal, and you don't know the rules and are exempt from punishment; otherwise, put it into the heavenly fire and burn it, and let Lei Gong Lightning take good care of it, and you will be honest!"
What's wrong with the Queen Mother? And I'm by my side, can't I see it? I wonder if she can drink? Can a queen who has been sent to the cold palace actually have this kind of power?
Chang'e said, "The Queen Mother must be drunk, otherwise, she wouldn't have spoken like this: what should I do, and what I have said cannot be taken back......
I have to stop it, "Dong" knelt in front of the moonlight lady, stared at her pupils and begged: "Your Majesty, the moonlight lady is drunk; please deal with it at your discretion?"
There was no voice in the Moonlight Lady's pupils, and I looked up to see that there was no one inside, and I had to ask, "Sister, what's the matter?"
Everyone stared, especially Chang'e was very nervous, for fear that something would change......
Moonlight Niangniang grabbed my hand, her body flashed, getting darker and darker, and she disappeared from Chang'e's sight with me......
"Oh my God! right under my nose, I saw the moonlight lady snatch her husband away, what should I do now?"
The eleven moons that the matchmaker spat out and exactly twelve outside the wall were shriveled and would not disappear with the moon, but stubbornly stayed......
In the end, whether the moon is Chang'e's brother or not, no one has researched it, and now the task is how to find her husband?
Silly Hong's mother said coldly: "People have become husband and wife, and no one can change it with the permission of the Queen Mother." ”
Chang'e's tears fell involuntarily, and she snorted and scolded: "The Queen Mother is an old fool! Treat me as a woman who has just become an immortal! Can you hear my voice even if her body turns black? What happened to her?"
The matchmaker suddenly shouted: "Look, let's look for it together, I don't believe I can't find it!"
There are a total of four people: Chang'e, matchmaker, Wan Lisa, and Silly Hongma;
Chang'e thought, where will those who disappear in the Toad Palace go?
Wan Lisa seemed to understand in her heart, stared at Chang'e and asked, "Sister, if this palace is hidden, where should it be?"
"Oh, I remember!" Chang'e didn't discuss with everyone, she would get into the wall for a while, come out for a while, drill more than ten times in a row, and then return to everyone, shake her head and say, "No." ”
So, did the moonlight lady and her husband fly with wings?
The matchmaker was very nervous, and walked around in place, saying, "Sister, if you can't find it for a long time, their baby may come out!"
Chang'e spread out her helpless hand and said, "Even if the moonlight mother can still give birth, it is legal to have a baby!"
Silly Hong's mother glared and said, "Sister Chang'e, I'll blame you, if you don't force it, Moonlight Niangniang won't do this?"
Chang'e's ears couldn't hear the slightest reproach, and she looked directly at the stupid red mother and roared: "It's your fault! Is the husband related to you? What does it mean to revolve around other people's butts every day?"
Silly Hong's mother was so depressed that she couldn't say a word, and she could only swallow this pain in her stomach.
After Lisa, I don't know if she has a brain, she will come up with such a sentence: "I don't want to marry my husband yet!"
Without waiting for Chang'e to speak, the silly red mother shouted first: "What's wrong with wanting to marry?
Chang'e was so angry that she was like thunder! I really wanted to slap my stupid red mother a few times, but I still endured it because of the large number of people: "I am my husband's wife;
Silly Hong's mother didn't want to listen, so she muttered: "You go and arrange it! Everyone has run away! People are already married to their husbands, what should I do?"
The matchmaker calmly said: "Don't quarrel! After arguing for a long time, I don't want to find my husband; let's think about it; where will my husband be?"
Wan Lisa thought first: "We should go to the big moon to see it......?"
"That's right!" Chang'e suddenly realized: "Isn't Moonlight Niangniang in her own bedroom?"
Chang'e couldn't wait for a second, she flicked her legs and flew out of the round window, opened her cherry mouth and shouted: "Husband, where are you! Don't hide, let us see you!"
The matchmaker couldn't help but laugh hard: Sister Chang'e's voice shouting is too strange;
Silly Red Mom flew the fastest, flashed, got into the big moon, and gently landed in front of the golden swaying dormitory door...... It was as if there had never been a ghost hand here, and it was as calm as ever, and he couldn't see inside, so he had to shout, "Moonlight Lady, are you inside?
As soon as the matchmaker stopped, she began to ramble: "How can there be such a stupid person? Moonlight Niangniang is with her husband, will she open the door for you?"
I couldn't say a word to my stupid mother, so I had to take a look around, but I couldn't see it anyway......
When Chang'e came, she couldn't wait to see through her hairy eyes, she saw through everything, there was no one on the full moon bed woven by the light, and the scattered quilts were piled up on the bed, as if she had just left for a while......
Silly Hong's mother said casually: "Sister Chang'e, did your shouting alarm them, did you escape......
Chang'e didn't get angry, and blamed herself for shouting, didn't this scare them away?
The matchmaker thought for a moment and said, "Is there any secret passage into the dark room, how can we find it up there?"
Chang'e doesn't know much about the big moon dormitory. Moonlight Niangniang's privacy will not be casually told to others, which makes it difficult to find.
Just when everyone had nothing to do, Silly Hong's mother said a strange thing: "Matchmaker, haven't you practiced your Qi Gong to the highest level? Can you use it to test whether Moonlight Niangniang is in the dark room of the dormitory?"
These words really reminded the matchmaker to perform in public, squat half-way with both legs to form a figure-eight step, concentrate on it, grit his teeth, look ahead, take a sharp breath, drum, his body flashed, and slowly burrowed into the soil, leaving nothing behind......
"What a god! matchmakers can get through the wall!"
But the stupid red mother said, "Sister, it seems to be a retreat! I wonder if it will come out of here?"
Wan Lisa shouted to the place where the matchmaker went down, "Sister, do you see—come out quickly?"
The ground is flat, there is neither ash nor wind, and there is no possibility of a matchmaker responding......
This sound attracted everyone's attention, and they stared at the place of retreat for about ten minutes, and the matchmaker came out of the golden gate, flashed, stopped in front of everyone, and said, "I've seen it all, but there is no one." ”