Chapter 242: Borrowing a gun to play
After a while, Zhou Xiaoya walked out of the bathroom again, wrapped in a snow-white bath towel around his waist. However, there was a vacuum inside, and when he went to take a shower before, he walked into the bathroom with his bare buttocks, and all his clothes, including his trouser forks, were thrown on the bed outside.
At this moment, Sun Yuting and the two sisters were lying down and sitting next to the pile of clothes.
Unsettled, as soon as Zhou Xiaoya came out of the bathroom, his eyes immediately searched on the bed, to be precise, he was looking for a new pair of pants that he had taken out in advance and put together with his coat and trousers.
Although he was wrapped in a bath towel, in front of the two girls, there was a complete vacuum under the bath towel, and no one could help but be nervous about this kind of thing.
With his heart pounding, Zhou Xiaoya's eyes searched on the bed, and soon, a corner of fabric under Sun Yuting's buttocks caught his attention.
Navy blue?
Damn, this is obviously the little bottoms that I took out earlier to be changed, okay? I was actually sat under the ass by this female hooligan? This ...... This is definitely intentional!
Zhou Xiaoya's whole face immediately turned green.
The pants are pressed under someone's buttocks, what can I do now?
Wailing in his heart, Zhou Xiaoya suddenly wanted to cry.
In the flickering eyes, Zhou Xiaoya didn't notice the strangeness of the two sisters, Sun Yuting and Sun Meimei, until this moment.
How did you run to your own bed when you were fine?
Although Sun Yuting's girl was sitting sideways at the end of the bed, she ...... Sun Meimei is lying on the bed in kimono, although she is already engaged, but now she wants to climb into our bed, this is too arrogant, right?
muttering in his heart, Zhou Xiaoya only felt that his heart was fluttering, and he faintly felt a little impulse to be a thief. However, he quickly asked seriously, "What's the matter......?"
"I'm not scared by your blooming black chrysanthemum!"
Turning her head and glancing at Zhou Xiaoya, Sun Yuting asked with a look of guilt, and patted her right hand somewhere in the towering center of Sun Meimei's chest with her eyes closed, and said angrily: "Every time you take a bath, you go out with your bare buttocks, I think you do it on purpose, right?"
Burst!
As soon as he heard this, Zhou Xiaoya hung a mouthful of old blood and spurted out directly.
What's wrong with going out bare-assed?
Is it okay for Lao Tzu to be in his bedroom? Isn't it out of the living room door outside, can you manage it?
Besides, Lao Tzu even locked the door, and touched it in a row or twice, so I'm embarrassed to say that we did it on purpose?
What does it mean to take a shower like this?
Besides, our little chrysanthemum is black, but when did it bloom? Lao Tzu didn't pick up soap for people, why did it bloom?
However, these words are just thinking about it in my heart, and now Zhou Xiaoya's main mind is still under Sun Yuting's ass, oh, it's the little pants that I have to change and wash, and I really don't have time to worry about the gains and losses with her.
"Fainted, are you alright? or ...... You get up and show her, do a manual breath or something!"
Getting closer, Zhou Xiaoya unconsciously threw out a sentence from his mouth, originally just talking casually, wanting to coax Sun Yuting's girl to move her buttocks, so that he could take the opportunity to save the poor little pants who were crushed by the plump buttocks, but after Leng Buding said that it had been spoken, he was shocked that something was wrong.
Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?
No way!
Asked this girl to give Sun Meimei mouth-to-mouth, that scene is fragrant, just think about it, it makes people "chicken" inexplicable!
muttering in his heart, "Brother Zhou Xian" under the snow-white bath towel immediately trembled and jumped slightly, so frightened that Zhou Xiaoya's face turned pale, and he quickly clamped his legs.
"You...... What do you want to do?"
This scene happened to be caught in the sight of Sun Yuting, who turned her head and swept over, the little girl asked in her mouth, and a strong suspicion immediately appeared on her face, and her eyes locked on the lower part of Zhou Xiaoya's waist that was slightly bent over to hide, and frowned slightly: "You...... What's hidden under the towel?"
Sweat!
As soon as he heard this, the black lines in Zhou Xiaoya's head immediately surfaced.
Hooligans, really female hooligans!
Ask people what is hidden in their crotch in front of them? Is this girl a hooligan who can challenge other people's IQ like this?
What else could there be but a gun?
Got kicked in the head by a donkey, right?
Thinking so in his heart, Zhou Xiaoya's whole face instantly turned purple, bent over and moved small steps like a girl, while protecting his waist and abdomen with his hands, he slowly rubbed to the edge of the bed, and sat on the edge of the bed by Sun Meimei's side.
In his mouth, he replied angrily: "What else can I hide? Pistol! Desert Eagle! Okay?"
"Wow? So it's hidden here? Damn, no wonder I couldn't find it just now, brother-in-law, you're too unkind, right? A broken gun, take a shower, carry it with you, as for the mile? Bring it, borrow me to play!"
As soon as she heard Zhou Xiaoya's words, Sun Yuting's eyes suddenly lit up, her buttocks moved as she spoke, and after her body came over, she reached out and lifted it to the hem of the bath towel on Zhou Xiaoya's body.
As soon as her figure moved, the poor little pants that were originally pressed under her buttocks were immediately freed and appeared in Zhou Xiaoya's sight.
also said that her words and actions at the moment were just a joke, Zhou Xiaoya didn't believe that this girl dared to really lift her bath towel and "borrow a gun" to play inside.
So, taking advantage of the opportunity for her plump little ass to move away, Zhou Xiaoya leaned over, reached out and touched the little pants in front of her.
At the same time, Sun Yuting's outstretched left hand also happened to lift the hem of the bath towel, and her right hand directly touched between Zhou Xiaoya's legs.
In the next moment, the poor little pants were finally grabbed by Zhou Xiaoya.
It's a pity that before the ecstasy in his heart could float, his whole body immediately trembled, and a sense of crisis that someone else had seized the "handle" suddenly hit his heart.
When the cold hit, Zhou Xiaoya's eyes instantly widened, and the whole person stayed there.
"Suck!"
A gasping sound came from Sun Yuting's mouth. Immediately afterwards, this girl's obviously trembling voice came into Zhou Xiaoya's ears: "Sister...... Husband, you...... Are you sure you're hiding a pistol? Not a ...... Erection serpent?"
The two looked at each other, and they both saw from the bottom of each other's eyes that a trace of fear was quietly floating.
At this moment, Sun Meimei, who was lying on the bed in the middle of the two, woke up from a coma and opened her beautiful eyes.
Just took the scene of Zhou Xiaoya and Sun Yuting staring at each other in horror like a pair of mung beans, Sun Meimei's eyes first floated a touch of confusion, and then, her eyes quietly turned, and her eyes followed Sun Yuting's outstretched hands to the place where Zhou Xiaoya's bath towel was quietly lifted.
What she saw in her eyes instantly made Sun Meimei's pupils dilate, as if she had seen a living ghost in broad daylight, her figure trembled quietly, and she quickly closed her eyes with a cold gasp.
Such an embarrassing scene, Sun Meimei is blessed to the heart, and continuing to pretend to be unconscious is obviously the wisest choice.
However, on both sides of her cheeks, two patches of red quietly floated at this time.
Even his breathing was faintly short, and the towering place on his chest was undulating, and the waves were terrifying!
At this moment, Zhou Xiaoya's entire mind was completely messed up.
It's been a long time, this girl ...... Is she really here looking for a gun......? If you are looking for a gun, you are looking for a gun, why is the "Brother Zhou Xian" who caught Lao Tzu? Who stuffed the gun here? How brain-dead must that be?
Finally figured out what happened, Zhou Xiaoya's face was bitter, staring at Sun Yuting's line of sight, and he was instantly angry.
"You ......"
also reacted, Sun Yuting's face turned red instantly, her eyes swept slightly, and when she took Zhou Xiaoya's left hand holding the trouser into her sight, a touch suddenly floated from her face.
"I see!"
With a soft snort, Sun Yuting's face immediately became angry: "Okay, you Zhou Xiaoya, even your sister-in-law dares to tease, just trick me into hiding the gun there, you ...... You're so bad, you deliberately took off your pants, you...... You stinky rascal, stinky shameless!"
As she spoke, the girl's face was already so red that she could almost drip blood, and when she let go, she got up and jumped out of bed, and immediately fled out of the bedroom and slammed the door.
"Holy!"
Suddenly, he felt that he was even more wronged than Dou E, and Zhou Xiaoya couldn't help but burst out directly.
What do you mean by deliberately taking off your pants? Lao Tzu didn't wear them at all, okay?
After scolding, he shook the little pants he was holding in his hand, and his buttocks slid off the edge of the bed to the ground, his left foot was raised, and he hurriedly put the pants inside.
While Sun Meimei hasn't woken up yet, it's better to put on the pants first, otherwise, in case there is something else in the future, let's be careful, ouch!
At this moment, Zhou Xiaoya was standing on the edge of the bed, with his back to Sun Meimei lying on the bed, and his waist and hips were just on the edge of the bed of Sun Meimei's head.
And it was at this moment that Sun Meimei quietly opened her eyes.
In his sight, a small black chrysanthemum in full bloom was in front of him, only a foot away from his cheek.
When she was frightened, Sun Meimei only felt her heart beating wildly, her eyes were black, and she fainted again.
"Mr. Zhou, we ......"
At this time, after Sun Yuting's girl slammed the door and left, the door that was just covered up was suddenly pushed open, and the figures of the head nurse Liang Yan and the financial Xu Ling appeared at the door.
As soon as the words in the former's mouth began, they immediately stopped abruptly.
In the sight, Sun Meimei was lying on the bed, and Zhou Xiaoya on the side of the bed, although she was wrapped in a bath towel, was ...... The trousers he was carrying in his hand were just up to the foot and neck of his left leg, and when he looked from the direction of the second daughter, he saw an "Angry Bird" under the bath towel......
The second daughter opened her mouth wide and was completely stunned.
Zhou Xiaoya trembled all over, and his body was unstable for a while while standing on one leg, and he fell headlong......