"Liu Ziguang, don't say anything, friends!!"

I confessed that I was tricked, and I was ashamed to ask myself for help, and what was even more ridiculous was that he turned his face and wanted to leave, not only did he not stop him, but he also said very happily that he would slow down on the road.

Kuroko suddenly had the urge to scold his mother, and almost without hesitation, he said that he was all friends, turned his head and left.

Seeing that Heizi really planned to leave, Liu Ziguang walked up with a smile, grabbed his arm like a woman, and said coquettishly: "Heihei, don't be angry, forgive me, okay?"

Seeing this scene, everyone suddenly had the idea of vomiting, and Xiaoxue, who was originally gulping milk, couldn't help but squirt out all the milk in her mouth when she saw this scene.

Liu Ziguang pouted and shook Heizi's hand vigorously, if this is a woman doing this kind of thing, you definitely don't think it's strange, but have you ever seen a sloppy and somewhat obscene uncle doing this kind of thing?

Suddenly, a sentence suddenly popped up in everyone's hearts.

"Your Sentiments Reveal !!"

Heizi broke free of his arm in disgust, and said disgustingly: "Liu Ziguang, don't disgust me." ”

When Liu Ziguang heard this, he shook his greasy hair and said angrily, "Are you still angry?"

When Kuroko heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he said with an angry smile: "Do you want to hear the truth or lie." ”

Liu Ziguang touched his chin and said, "Let's say both, I'll listen to the truth first." ”

Kuroko changed his normal behavior at this time, and said with a smile: "Fool, how can I be angry with you!!"

"Ha Luha, that is, we have been in a relationship for so many years, how can you be angry with me for this little thing. ”

When Liu Ziguang heard Heizi's gentle tone, he immediately patted him on the shoulder very boldly and nodded, looking very moved.

But Kuroko didn't appreciate it, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he said with a smile: "You are talking too much, I am telling lies, not the truth." ”

"And what about your truth?"

"Fool, how could I be mad at you. ”

"Kuroko is interesting enough, it is not in vain that I have worked you, whether you tell the truth or falsehood, you are not angry with me, I am so moved. ”

Hearing this, Kuroko waved his hand, and continued: "Don't be moved first, I haven't finished speaking, my whole sentence is, "Fool, how can I be angry with you, I'm about to explode!!。 ”

Before the words fell, Kuroko left a sneer, and the right hand hidden behind him struck with lightning and grabbed Liu Ziguang's crotch.

When Liu Ziguang saw this, he was taken aback, and he wanted to prevent it, but he couldn't prevent it.

Seeing this, Feng Chenyu, who was sitting on the side, immediately stood up excitedly, slapped the table and roared in amazement.

"Is this the long-lost man on the rivers and lakes, terrifying, the Buddha blocks and kills the Buddha, the god blocks and kills the God, the first powerful in the super invincible universe, the "Nine Yin Egg Grabber". ”

Feng Chenyu was secretly surprised, looking very admirable, Gao Zilan scolded him with a smile, and said with a smile: "Don't make a fool of yourself, sit there." ”

Feng Chenyu's blind "Nine Yin Egg Grabber" was of course a joke, but he just said it casually when he looked at the atmosphere at this time.

To get back to the point, the sunspot came up with a sneak attack, his right hand became a claw, and he was rushing towards Liu Ziguang's crotch at lightning speed, Liu Ziguang was shocked when he saw this.

Outcome...

"Ah!! it hurts!!!!

Liu Ziguang wailed, and the tragic sound of killing pigs pierced the entire quiet sky, and the neighbors heard it clearly, and sighed whose pig was slaughtered.

Liu Ziguang's face became very exciting, a lively embarrassment, he had a long mouth, inhaled hard, his face turned into a sauce purple, knelt on the ground, covered his crotch and wailed.

"Whew!!The weather is so nice today, and my mood has suddenly changed a lot, hello everyone!!"

When he attacked Liu Ziguang, the anger and troubles in Heizi's heart instantly disappeared, and he happily greeted everyone.

Everyone laughed dryly, and they didn't know what to do, so they responded with a smirk.

Feng Chenyu stood up respectfully, clasped his hands into fists and said, "Shaoxia has practiced a good martial arts, I don't know if Your Excellency is using that school's kung fu." ”

After catching Liu Ziguang, Heizi was in a good mood, and when he heard Feng Chenyu's joking conversation, he waved his hand modestly and said with a smile: "Don't dare to be, don't dare to be, I use the legendary Dandanmen's exclusive stunt." ”

Before the words fell, the two looked at each other and laughed at each other.

Gao Zilan blushed and rewarded Feng Chenyu fiercely, and said slightly angrily: "Be careful when you speak, there are still children here, don't teach others badly." ”

Feng Chenyu didn't dare to resist, and when he saw Xiao Xue asking him curiously what the balls were, Qin Yue looked directly at him with the eyes of a murderer, and he had to pretend not to see it.

And at this moment, Liu Ziguang, who was forgotten by everyone, was still kneeling there, he looked at Heizi with a flushed face, and shouted: "Heizi, Lao Tzu is not finished with you!!"

"Suspicious, I can't hear anything!!" Kuroko scratched his ears pretending to be stupid.

When Liu Ziguang saw this twilight, his head was even more bloodshot, and he roared angrily: "You bastard, you look at me, I will cut you with a thousand knives." ”

"Suspicious!!I can't hear or see, I'm flashing!!"

Before the words fell, Heizi hurriedly ran out of the door, and Liu Ziguang also eased up at this time, and followed out angrily.

Seeing this scene, Qin Yue asked worriedly, "Brother Liu, he's okay!!"

Gao Zilan shrugged her shoulders and said with a wry smile: "It's okay, the two of them always like to make trouble like this, don't worry about it, they will come back after a while." ”

At this time, Xiao Xue held the baby bottle, looked at Feng Chenyu with a curious expression, like a little baby, and asked, "Big brother, big brother, what did Uncle just say about Dandan?"

Feng Chenyu: "......"

I don't know how long it took, the originally quiet small noodle restaurant began to be lively again, and Liu Ziguang and Heizi walked in side by side.

Liu Ziguang's nose and face are swollen, his body is very dirty, his clothes are full of rolling soil, and there is a trace of blood at the corner of his mouth, and the sunspot is worse than Liu Ziguang, the original meticulous big back is already messy, and the brand-name suit is like a dog gnawing it, all of which are in the form of strips of cloth.

On the pants, the clothes are full of loess on the ground, and the sunspots are the same as Liu Ziguang, they also have a blue nose and swollen face, but they look a little worse than Liu Ziguang.

Seeing this scene, needless to say, he knew that these two people definitely had a fight.

Gao Zilan handed the bandages and Yunnan Baiyao to the two, and said with a forced smile: "Which of the two of you wins." ”

"I," Liu Ziguang and Kuroko said in unison.

Before the words fell, Liu Ziguang's eyes widened, looked at Heizi, and said slightly angrily: "Obviously I won, how can you call it a win." ”

"!!Who was there just now that I begged for mercy with my wrong hand!!" Kuroko couldn't bear to show weakness, jumping and roaring with bandages.

Liu Ziguang's eyes narrowed slightly, and he said angrily: "Then who was knocked away by my whirlwind punch just now, is that person you?"

"Nonsense, what do you mean to fly, I just slipped under my feet and accidentally sat there, and I just swept your legs and didn't throw you to the ground. ”

"You call it a sweeping leg? It's almost the same as a broom leg, you are a shovel that fascinated me, and I accidentally fell. ”

The two quarreled fiercely, no one admitted defeat, and it was best to even threaten to go outside to fight alone, but Gao Zilan stopped him in the end.

Although the two of them fought, they didn't resent anyone, but the relationship was better, just now they were still threatening to be friends there, but now they are drinking and chatting there.

When Gao Zilan saw this scene, she said to herself very incomprehensibly: "Why are you men getting closer and closer the more you fight." ”

Time flies, an afternoon has passed, the relationship between Gao Zilan and Feng Chenyu is obviously much better, where are they chatting with each other, Qin Yue hugged Xiaoxue and quietly combed his hair.

And Liu Ziguang and Heizi were very lively and put on a plate of peanuts and a few pots of wine and drank them.

"Xiaoyu, Xiaolan, go outside to buy some vegetables and meat, let's eat hot pot at night!!"

"No need, I'll just go alone!!"

Feng Chenyu got dressed and volunteered to go out to buy hot pot.

Heizi looked at Feng Chenyu's distant back, and said with a secret sigh: "Xiaoyu, why has this kid changed like this, it's just a copy of your Liu Ziguang, what a pity! ”

Liu Ziguang was pouring wine for the sunspot at this time, and when he heard his words, Liu Ziguang didn't hear the taste, he put the wine on the table, and just looked at the sunspot directly.

Liu Ziguang stared at the bull's eye, looked at the sunspot expressionlessly, and said slightly angrily: "What's wrong? What's wrong? What's a pity, like me, isn't it a shame, like me, isn't it?"

Kuroko smiled wryly and said with a smile: "Brother Guang, give me a chance, the younger brother said the wrong thing, I just said it so casually." ”

"Hmph! What do you mean by casually saying, is this child Xiaoyu sensible? Look at the young people and children nowadays, if you don't say anything else, just say that your daughter dresses up like a little sister every day. ”

"Hey, how do you talk?" When Heizi heard Liu Ziguang talk about his daughter, he suddenly became angry and slapped him in the head.

Liu Ziguang pushed away the sunspot and said slightly angrily: "It's okay for you to listen to me." ”

"Okay, okay, you're big brother, you say"

"You said that your Yudie, wearing bells and whistles all day long, wearing a panda-like smoky makeup every day, you look at Xiaoyu again, a child as big as him is very smelly and beautiful, either cool or handsome, but Xiaoyu doesn't eat this set, and he looks like me, you see how much he worships me. ”

Liu Ziguang was very moved to wipe away the tears from the corners of his eyes with the corners of his clothes, and the sunspot was a little overwhelmed.

After a long time, Kuroko sighed and said, "My family Yudie became a little sister when she was in school, and other times it wasn't like that at all, don't talk nonsense." ”

"Cut, what am I talking nonsense, I came back from grocery shopping that time, and I saw your daughter dressed as a little sister and went to the bar, now the children are all rebellious, you can't get used to him, you know what those men think about all day long. ”

"Stop, stop, stop talking!!" When it came to this topic, Kuroko was very reluctant to skip it.

But Liu Ziguang was unwilling, he continued: "Now the man thinks differently from these girls, the man wants to go to bed, and the woman wants him to stay with him forever, I think you should give your daughter a brick and let him practice some self-defense skills with Tian'er, so as not to be bullied by others in the future." ”

"Come on, come on, I don't want my family to become like a child. ”

"What's unwilling, how good is the daughter of the brick Tian'er, domineering leakage, not to mention the boy bullying him, he bullies the boy all day long, and now in that school, the boy is called Sister Tianjie everywhere, how handsome. ”

Heizi waved his hand, signaling that he didn't want to stay on this topic, and as soon as Liu Ziguang wanted to say something, Heizi hurriedly said it and changed the topic.

"My Yudie doesn't know what's going on with Lu Dao today, saying that he went out to play with his classmates, but when he came back, he seemed to be bullied, and he cried in the bed when he came home, and he didn't open his mouth no matter how I asked. ”

"How can this be reasonable!!" Liu Ziguang stood up with a swish, rolled up his sleeves, and roared angrily: "Who dares to bully my niece, Lao Tzu has killed him in the past." ”

When Heizi saw it, he hurriedly pressed him and said slightly angrily: "Liu Ziguang, calm down, you listen to me first." ”

"Tell me a, I really don't know how you became a father, is your daughter indifferent to being bullied?

Kuroko, when he heard this, suddenly said angrily: "How do you speak, don't I hurt my daughter?"

When Liu Ziguang heard this, he became even more angry, and he roared angrily: "Then why don't you hurry up and copy the guy and go with Lao Tzu to vent your daughter's anger, by the way, call the bricks, Wukong them." ”

After speaking, Liu Ziguang began to go to the kitchen to get a kitchen knife, and he was furious, like an enraged lion.

Seeing that Liu Ziguang was going to go in and get a knife, Heizi stopped Liu Ziguang very helplessly, and said with a wry smile: "Brother Guang, you listen to me first." ”

"Talk about it, I'm talking about it when I'm done with your daughter. Liu Ziguang spat at and roared with a flushed face.

The usual appearance of hanging children has changed from normal to vigorous and resolute.

"Wait, Liu Ziguang, listen to me, I'm Yudie's father, I am even more angry than you when I see my daughter being bullied, but we can't just go straight to the past to make Yudie angry, children's affairs, adults will make him very faceless. ”

Liu Ziguang, who was furious, heard this, and immediately calmed down and stopped talking.

The children also have his self-esteem and face, Liu Ziguang calmed down when he heard Kuroko's words, Kuroko's words were very reasonable, adults interfered in children's affairs, although the anger was out, but in the future, Yudie didn't want to raise his head in front of his classmates.