Chapter 40: Family Affairs
Dizzy and unable to distinguish between the east and west, and there was a lot of cold wind in my stomach, I naturally couldn't take out the key to open the door at the first time, so Emilina pressed the doorbell. As a result, it was not the mother who ran out to open the door, but Mengyun. The little girl was immediately taken aback when she saw my crumbling appearance, and hurriedly rushed up to frame me - well, so far Yiqiē is quite normal, but the orthodox and royal sister cares about her brother's plot, but the next action of Mengyun shows that things are not as simple as they seem on the surface.
My sister put her arms around my shoulders and reached out and fumbled in the pockets and arms of my coat.
"What are you looking for?" Emilina wanted to drag me into the room, but when she saw Mengyun doing so, she stopped and asked.
"Of course, to check if there are any strange communication records on his phone. The little girl looked up at Emilina and said loudly in a serious manner, "For example, I made an appointment with Lan Yu where to go for tea, for example, I told you that I was going to defeat the Great Demon King and save the world, and for example, I was going to pick up soap with Liu Tao in a hotel, as a younger sister, I was very worried about my brother's personal safety!"
As an elder brother, I'm more worried about your future discipline problems, hey! In addition, the last one who picked up soap in the hotel with Liu Tao is going to make trouble, hurry up and turn back as soon as possible, the world of rotten girls is not suitable for you!
Of course, I was so weak by the magical girl that I was only half breathed and dying, I could only complain in my heart, and I didn't even have the strength to speak. Fortunately, Emilina was used to similar routines, and Gorgeous completely ignored Mengyun's funny and dragged me into the house and threw me on the sand.
There were several packets of snacks on the coffee table, presumably opened by Mengyun, and the TV was playing news about the fierce battle between the army and plants during the day and the various effects that followed. Fortunately, the news related to Emilina did not appear in the news, and it seems that the people above deliberately intervened - I have to say that the Empire has done a good job in this regard.
Emmilina returned to her room, presumably planning to change her clothes, while Mengyun sat back in her place, picked up her snacks and stared at the TV while asking, "So brother, what are you doing today?"
Your brother, I drove the mecha and those strange plants to fight fiercely today, and then entered the virtual world of the network.,Enjoy the magic girl vs. the future mecha drama up close.,By the way, I played a hero to save the beauty.,But it's unknown whether you have a favorability.,Finally, on the way home.,Experience a trapeze that's more thrilling than riding a roller coaster.,What kind of feeling is it.,Sister.,If I say it truthfully, will you believe it?
"Don't mention it. With tears streaming down my face, I covered my forehead and looked up to the sky and sighed, "It's all kinds of unbearable." ”
Although the above experience seems to be extremely heart-wrenching, in fact, I was just following Emilina to play soy sauce, and when I rescued Sister Lan Yu, I was chased by the enemy like a dog and a rabbit for several streets, how can I say this Nima!?
Mengyun, who was biting a piece of French fries, turned his head to look at me for a long time, and then suddenly said in a surprising voice: "Could it be that Emilina is the kind of person who usually doesn't seem to be very caretakable on the outside and hot on the inside, but when there is no one nearby, she will be very proactive, and if you can't control it, she will be caught by her and taken to a no-man's corner to do [beep--] and [beep-] things!?
What do you want to make a fuss about a girl saying so many silenced words, hey! And even if you don't go out today, you have to take your medicine on time!
Of course, I didn't want to be smashed all over my face by my baby sister with the snacks in her hand because of these two sentences, so I decisively changed my words: "Well, you think too much, there is absolutely no such thing." Anyway, what about Mom and Dad? They should have gone home a long time ago. ”
Mengyun raised his hand and pointed to his parents' room with his thumb: "I'm busy working inside." When they returned, they said they wanted to continue celebrating their wedding anniversary, so they left me outside, locked the door, and rolled the sheets. ”
It's really worthy of the style of these two people, even when the end of the world comes, it's not strange that his son may be in danger and lose his life at any time. But please be careful, at least don't blatantly close the door in front of the kids - and I'm 100% sure mom and dad will tell Mengyun before closing the door that they are going to roll the sheets and don't bother.
Maybe I should bang open that damn door on behalf of the many comrades of the FFF regiment and throw chili water into it?
"That's right, don't think about making chili water. Mengyun suddenly glanced at me casually, "There are no chili peppers at home, don't say it, even if it's my brother, don't think about ruining my good deeds! ”
"A good thing?" I asked curiously, as I was pouring myself hot tea to warm my stomach, "What's a good thing?"
Mengyun immediately leaned over mysteriously and whispered: "After the two of them came home, I knew that it would definitely become like this, so I secretly hid my mobile phone behind the vase on the cupboard facing the bed while my parents were not paying attention. ”
"Horses, Masaka ......"
"Oh hehehe. Mengyun laughed wickedly like a little devil covering his mouth, "That's right, it's that Masaka." And I've turned off the ringer and vibration, even if people all over the world are constantly calling my phone and trying to work my mom and dad. ”
I only felt that I was being trampled by 10,000 grass and mud horses, and with tears streaming down my face, I grabbed the baby Mengyun's hand and said earnestly: "Sister, what are you going to do when you secretly photograph your parents rolling the sheets, you have already passed the age of wondering how you were born, right?"
"I'm just curious about what kind of technology my parents have...... Well, that's not it!" the little girl shook her head vigorously, "Actually, we've been a bit tight lately, so we have to come up with this strategy to find a way to earn some extra pocket money." ”
If, I mean, if I'm lucky enough to be favored by Blue Feather Senpai in the future, I'll definitely check the room carefully before I bring her into the hotel to do something loving!
At this moment, Emilina, who had changed into a loose beige casual home dress, happened to come out of the room, tilted her head to look at me suspiciously, and asked, "Zhou Yi, what's the matter with your expression that seems to have been struck by thunder?"
You didn't strike me with lightning, so how do you know what kind of expression I look like when I'm struck by lightning?
Patting myself on the cheek hard, I tried to take two deep breaths and calm down and said, "It's nothing, don't care." Also, it seems that our dinner is going to be postponed for a while, because a loving couple doesn't know exactly how long to roll the sheets. ”
Emilina couldn't help but ooze a big drop of cold sweat on her head when she heard this, and then walked to the kitchen decisively: "There should be any leftover ingredients, right? Then let me make dinner." ”
"Huh, hey, hey!?" Mengyun and I screamed desperately as if we had seen a ghost.
The golden girl stopped and looked at our brother and sister in confusion: "What's wrong?"
I didn't care much about it, so I rushed straight to the girl and looked her up and down in disbelief and said, "You, do you know how to cook?"
"I learned from my father in my free time, and I don't want to say how good the craft is, but it's no problem to make a few home-cooked side dishes. ”
This cute girl with elegant manners, exquisite costumes, and politeness, looks like the daughter of a big family, and has mastered cooking skills!? Hurry up and return my impression of the aristocratic ladies who are all mosaics!
Even Mengyun, who had never spoken to Emilina, couldn't help but come over: "This is really surprising." Emilina, is your father usually cooking, but what about your mother?"
The golden girl, who was originally indifferent, suddenly changed her face, as if she thought of something extremely terrifying, and countless cold sweats slipped down her head, swallowing her saliva vigorously and shaking her head fiercely: "Uh, that." My mother has always been very busy and rarely cooks. ”
I think it's better not to continue to ask about the specific content here, so I decisively pulled Mengyun's skirt from behind.
Of course, the little girl also realized that something was wrong, and waved her hand again and again with a smile to change the topic: "Well, I know." Also the seasonings are in the closet on the top left of the stove, and there are a few tomatoes in the fridge, just let us know if there is anything you can do. ”
Emilina, too, clearly didn't want to discuss the topic, so she nodded politely to us and turned to the kitchen.
Just then, the doorbell rang.
"I'm going to open it, it's probably Liu Tao. I gestured to Emilina, and strode to the front door.
As expected, the person standing in the corridor outside was my good friend (self-proclaimed) Liu Tao.
"You're finally here, boy. I opened the door and let him in, "How's it going, what's the crowd on the highway like?"
Not to mention his clothes, glasses, and even half of his head was crooked, Liu Tao, who was suddenly angry when he heard this: "I'll wipe it, don't mention it." Most of the people who live by the sea are wealthy people, and this time they are completely frightened, and they are hurrying to move, and they all look like they have fled. I can't get home in time, can I have a meal here?"
"Well, you've got a mouthful. It's Emilina cooking tonight, and you'll be the first to taste it later, whether she's cooking a delicious dish or a murderous one. ”
“...... Are there any other fast food restaurants in the neighborhood that are open?"
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