"Poor Dao, Sanbao Daoist Zhang Sanfeng!" Poor Dao smiled and signed up.

"Athena, the goddess of wisdom!" said proudly.

Looking at the frightened expressions on the faces of the people opposite, Poor Dao and Athena glanced at each other with a smile, and their hearts were full of emotion. After many years, we have finally waited for this day. You can report your name to others openly, and you can appear in front of others as your own origin. All kinds of the past, like yesterday, are vivid, and I can't help but sigh for a while.

At the same time, we didn't hide anything, and the momentum of the whole body was released, overwhelming all the low-level angels around us. It's not like I'm deliberately embarrassing them, it's really a means to show their identity, and besides, people in hell are most accustomed to the respect of the strong, what kind of strength is treated with what kind of treatment. If we don't show our strength, we will definitely not be taken seriously. Therefore, even if it is for the convenience of doing things later, we cannot hide it.

Sure enough, after we showed our strength a little, the leading captain immediately changed his face, and immediately trembled and said to us: "Respected two gods, the little ignorance is offensive, please forgive me!"

"En!" Poor Dao and Forget Worry nodded and retracted their momentum, and then I said, "We are here to find you Lucifer, the commander of your legion, I have a relationship with him, and I ask you to report it!"

"No need to pull! Your momentum is shrouded in the entire plane, why do I need to report it?" At this time, dozens of black lights suddenly flashed in front of us, and a ten-winged archangel appeared in front of us, followed by dozens of eight-winged subordinates. The speaker was none other than Lucifer, the captain of the Fallen Angels Legion. As soon as they met, he said to me in amazement, "My good boy, is it really you two? I thought I was feeling wrong!"

"Haha!" Poor Dao smiled: "Is it possible that your feelings are wrong? Don't be squeezed dry by your group of wives, right?"

"Hehe!" Forget worry also teased, "I haven't seen you for a long time, your kid looks more like a little white face!

Lucifer is a romantic guy, and he tried to seduce Athena in vain at the beginning. Poor Dao fought a draw with him, so they didn't know each other, and finally became friends. At the beginning, my strength was indeed slightly inferior to his, but it was only through Chaotian Aya and a unique Tai Chi technique that I was able to defend against his continuous attacks of dark spells.

However, I actually knew that he only used six or seven points of strength at that time, but I was already quite struggling, who told me that my cultivation time was too short, there was naturally a gap between hundreds of years of cultivation and tens of thousands of others. It would be nice to be able to draw. Of course, I didn't use the Haotian Divine Sword at that time, so I really had to fight to the death. I also have at least a forty percent chance of killing him in seconds. But now, hehe, Poor Dao is completely sure that he can win against him. Whether it's Xuan Ji Tianhuo or other magic weapons, they can destroy him several times, so Poor Dao is not worried at all that he dares to disadvantage us.

"Haha!" Lucifer laughed, "Sure enough, it's you two." It's really not interesting to expose my old bottom when we meet. Okay, let's go to my house first. Let's have a few drinks and catch up on the old days!"

"Hehe, then we'll bother La!" said Poor Dao with a smile.

"Haha, you're welcome, come with me!" Lucifer said, opening a door to the space for us, and then walked in first.

Poor and forgetful worries followed, and when we reappeared, we were already directly on the balcony of a small cottage. This is a villa designed exactly as it is in the western castle. It occupies an area of about a mile and is built on top of a high mountain. Apparently one of the villas for Lucifer's private vacation.

"Sit down and have a drink?" Lucifer smiled and invited us to sit at the small table on the balcony.

"Green tea, thank you!" said Poor Dao as he sat down and nodded.

"Black tea, thank you!" said with a smile.

Soon, three beautiful women came out and served drinks to the three of us. Then the three of them walked away with their armrests under Lucifer's squinting gaze.

Poor Dao completely focused his attention on the green drink in front of him, and hurriedly picked it up and sniffed it affectionately, and then took a sip, and suddenly his lips and teeth were fragrant and refreshed. Poor Dao couldn't help but praise: "Good tea, I haven't drunk it for a long time, I really miss it!"

After she finished drinking, she also said with feeling: "Yes, I haven't drunk it for so many years, and I almost forget the taste of tea!"

"Oh, is it?" Lucifer said in surprise, "where have you been for 200 years, and you can't even drink tea?"

"200 years?" Poor Dao and Forget Worry cried out in fright, and hurriedly asked in surprise, "Have we been gone for so long?"

"Of course, to be exact, you've been blowing yourself up for 198 years!" Lucifer asked differently, "Don't you even remember the time?"

"Damn!" Forget the worries burst into a foul mouth, and said depressedly: "We only have more than twenty years of memory, it seems that when we crossed the plane in the soul state, we took too long!"

"Alas!" Poor Dao also said depressedly: "I didn't expect it to take so long." More than a hundred years of wonderful life have been wasted by us in nothingness, damn, Jesus' bastards are waiting for Lao Tzu, I must charge interest on this account!"

"By the way, how have you spent all these years?" Lucifer suddenly asked, "Why didn't you go to your master and come to me first?"

"Alas!" Poor Dao sighed and said, "It's hard to say!"

"We were reincarnated in a plane similar to the human realm more than twenty years ago, so we only have the memory of this time after we blew ourselves up, and the rest of the hundred years are blank. It should have been consumed when I was shuttling between planes!" Forget Sorrow smiled bitterly: "That plane is very different from here, and the way of life is very unaccustomed. ”

"The most important thing is that it is far away. Poor Dao also smiled bitterly: "We have found a lot of ways and traveled to more than 30 planes to come to you." If only I knew how to go back to the divine realm to find the master. We're not going to bother you!"

"Really?" Lucifer frowned and said, "After more than twenty years of reincarnation, your strength has completely recovered?" No, to be precise, it should have strengthened a lot, at least I can't see through the depth of Sanfeng now." It's just incredible. Even if you don't reincarnate and do penance for 20 years, you definitely shouldn't surpass me, not to mention that you've wasted more than 100 years of your time, what's going on?"

"Hehe, it's a little adventure!" said Poor Dao with a mysterious smile. Naturally, I wouldn't tell him about robbing someone else's godhead, it's a shocking secret. So I had to be perfunctory. In fact, Lucifer's question itself is very rude, you know, the gods are very taboo to inquire about other people's secrets about cultivation.

"Hehe, I see, it's me who is a little abrupt. It's really because I'm too curious!" Lucifer also realized that he was out of place at this time, and hurriedly said with a little embarrassment: "So, what did the two of you come to me for?"

"Of course it's going home!" said with a smile: "Please also be sure to help!"

"God Realm, I can't help you!" Lucifer smiled bitterly, "It's not that you don't know. I'm going to be hunted down as soon as I show up!"

"No, I mean the human realm!" Poor Dao said with a smile: "As long as I reach the human realm, there is naturally a way to return to the master's sect!"

"Of course, there is no problem with this!" Lucifer agreed very happily, "You can do it at any time, but you don't have to rush to leave." It's not easy for everyone to meet, at least you have to stay with me for a few days!"

"Hehe, of course. You won't leave even if you drive us away!" said with a smile.

"Hehe, we still want to hear from you about the story of the land after we blew ourselves up!" Poor Dao also said with a smile.

"Ha!" Lucifer suddenly said excitedly: "The story after you blew yourself up, it was simply wonderful, until now, the story of the place you left behind is still the biggest talk in our hell world!"

"Isn't it?" Poor Dao smiled bitterly, "We are really so valued!"

"Hehe, I'm sorry, it's not you who are valued, but the one who is left of the three evils, fighting to defeat the Buddha!" Lucifer said with admiration on his face: "Lao Tzu thinks of himself." It's enough to be in the limelight when the angel army is reversed, but compared with him, hehe, I just know that when it comes to the ability to make trouble and make a show, I can't compare to others!"

"Oh, is it?" said Poor Dao hurriedly, "Tell me about it?"

"Okay, let's start after you blew yourself up!" Lucifer laughed, "Actually, seriously, you really resented your death, you know? A few minutes after you blew yourself up, your monkey brother rushed to the battlefield. Just in time to meet the four surviving gods, Zeus, the god of the sky, Poseidon, Hades, and Odin, the Norse god of war!"

"Amaterasu seems to have been killed by me instantly, Jesus was also seriously injured, and it is normal for them to die in the explosion, but what about their souls?

"No, they all have a lot of high-level artifacts, although they can't protect the physical body, but they still have more than enough to protect the soul. Amaterasu was hiding in the human realm to recuperate, and Jesus had gone back to the pool of rebirth. Lucifer gritted his teeth. He hated Jesus the most, and it was because Jesus had raped and killed one of his beloved women, and because Jehovah favored and sheltered him, that he was finally forced to rebel. By slaughtering Jesus this time, we have avenged him, so he is still very grateful.

"What a failure!" said Poor Dao extremely depressedly: "Why are there still four alive and not dead? We just changed the lives of two bastard dogs, it's not worth it!"

"Haha! You are content, do you know how heavy their losses are? The elite troops brought by the six main gods were almost completely wiped out, causing their power to plummet greatly, and their status in the divine realm plummeted. Lucifer's eyebrows fluttered, "The dead Amaterasu, after his resurrection, his strength has dropped by one level, and now he is still hovering at the level of a sub-god." As for Jesus, he was to soak alone in the pool of rebirth for a thousand years. It is equivalent to sitting in prison for a thousand years, which is enough for him. And in comparison, I think those four living guys are the most unlucky!"

"Why?" asked Poor Dao curiously.

"It's not all the monkey's work!" Lucifer said excitedly, "that monkey knows that you blew yourself up." Ran away on the spot. And those four idiots weren't monkey opponents when they were intact, let alone when they were seriously injured now. So as soon as they saw the monkey, they were terrified and immediately ran away, but how could they outrun the monkey at their speed?"

"The first unlucky guy was Zeus, the fastest. He thought that he would be able to escape by turning into lightning, but unexpectedly, the speed of the monkey after the storm was really perverted, and a dodge came to the front, and with a straight slash, he was stunned to cut off the lightning of Zeus's incarnation, that is, Zeus's feet. Lucifer admired and said, "It's the first time we've heard of someone who can hit lightning." Moreover, it is said that the monkey's stick carries a very powerful Buddha power. The parts of Zeus's severed feet have been entangled by this strange power, preventing his various magical healing methods. So until now, the twin religions of Zeus have not grown. Haha, that's because of this. That's why that guy is now known as the Footless God!

"Hmph, you deserve it!"

"You can't live by doing your own abuse!" Poor Dao also shook his head and smiled bitterly. This guy is still my father-in-law, and I am not so free and easy to forget. I really couldn't scold, so I had to laugh it off.

"Hehe, he's okay!" Lucifer continued with a smile, "The second unlucky guy is Posedon, the god of the sea. This guy is really conspicuous, everyone else is black, and he is covered in gold. It immediately attracted the attention of the monkey, so he found him and swept directly with a fierce blow. At this time, it was seen that the Boseidon idiot was coming. He didn't say to dodge quickly, but instead used the trident to set up the monkey stick, damn, isn't this looking for excitement? You can imagine how miserable he is!"

According to the little gods who were watching the battle incognito, Bo Saidong was sent flying more than 100 miles away at that time, and the speed was almost the same as a cannonball. Fortunately, he is also a god who is known for his strength, and his body is extremely strong, so he was not beaten into a pile of rotten meat, but although his life was saved. The injury was so severe that all the bones in his chest were crispy, and all his internal organs were shaken into mud, and he immediately fainted. Count his fate, he was found and rescued by the supporting subordinates, otherwise he would have to be directly explained there!" Lucifer laughed: "Later, he has not been heard from for a hundred years, and only occasionally appears in the last few decades, but his body is not as good as before, his face is pale, and he often vomits blood. Poor boy, his current strength is not as good as that of the sub-god. ”

"The funniest thing is his trident, what a famous artifact! Lucifer then laughed and said: "Haha, he has no place to cultivate this kind of high-level artifact, so Bo Saidon, the famous guy, is completely equivalent to a waste!"

"It doesn't matter if people die, it's a pity that the trident is a good artifact!"

"That's right, it's a pity!" Poor Dao also said funny: "I really don't understand, is Bo Saidong's brain not sealed, is it in the sea water? The monkey's stick dares to be hard connected? That is a perverted thing that even Tarzan shattered!"

"I don't know if Poseidon has water in his head, but I can be sure that Odin, the Norse god of war, has water in his head. Lucifer said with a smile.

"Oh, why?" said Poor Dao curiously, "Does he still have the courage to fight the monkey alone?"

"Hehe, he didn't dare to fight him alone, but if he attacked secretly, he still had the guts!" Lucifer smiled: "Probably he himself knows that with the speed at which he sits down on the war horse, he can't outrun the monkey's somersault cloud, so he simply gave birth to a desperate heart." As soon as he saw the monkey attacking Poseidon, he actually charged the monkey from behind, in a vain attempt to flank the monkey with Poseidon back and forth. But he never expected that Bo Saidong would collapse at the touch of a button, and he would be killed by the monkey directly, without even delaying the monkey's time. ”

And Odin's charge had already been unleashed, and he couldn't stop at all, so he could only rush to the monkey who was sneering at him. So Odin was received very ceremoniously by the monkeys. In order to show his admiration for Odin's courage, the monkey also showed his strongest ability, conjuring up three heads and six arms to fight Odin. Lucifer said funny: "It is estimated that Odin regretted it at that time, and even had the heart to die, isn't this sincerely looking for excitement?"

"Anyway, Odin's fate was the most miserable at that time, just a face, even the people and horses were beaten into meat sauce by the onslaught of the monkeys, it is said that even Odin's famous weapon was smashed by the monkey! Lucifer smiled bitterly: "However, this monkey is too perverted, isn't it? Even an artifact-level weapon can be smashed into scrap iron or shards at will, is he still called a human life? Many of our gods now have a feeling of inferiority in front of him." ”

"Hehe!" Poor Dao also smiled bitterly: "It's not been a day or two since the monkey was perverted, you just knew?"

"Yes!" "It is said that when he made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, even if the Immortal Realm arrested him with the help of the Buddha, he did not have the ability to execute him, and in the end he was just imprisoned." At that time, the gods of the Eastern God Realm did not dare to provoke him easily. It's only some arrogant guys in the West who don't take him as a dish yet. When they really face the monkey and suffer a big loss, they will understand! By the way, how will the Hades God pull in the end?"

"He?" Lucifer laughed, "He was almost beaten into a retarded man, and since then, we have been called the most unlucky idiot in the history of the gods!"