Chapter 217: Start being a STAFF today
"Name?"
"Huai Shi. ”
"Age?"
"Seventeen. ”
"It's very young. ”
In the office of some years, the 'kitten' sitting opposite me was looking at Huai Shi.
To be exact, it was a middle-aged man in a puppet, who had not been washed for a long time, and the user did not care about it at all, sitting in it smoking a cigarette, and from time to time a hand poked out of the kitten's mouth to flick the ashes.
So, curling smoke came out from under the kitten's two eyeballs.
Mom, is this about to become an immortal......
Ever since he came to this place, he has been brought directly into this office by virtue of his badge, and has been interviewed by the manager of this 'kitten' who looks exactly like the sign of Kitten Paradise.
Huai Shi looked at the tables that filled the room.
I looked at the light bulbs covered with cobwebs above my head, and the pile of garbage from instant food in the corner, and I couldn't help but hold my breath in the faint smell of sweat.
I always feel that this broken amusement park is going to go out of business!
Is there really a future to work here?
I really don't understand what this mission is all about.
The kitten looked at Huai's poem for a long time, and suddenly said: "Why can't you think about applying for a job at such a young age?"
"Huh?" Huai Shi was dumbfounded.
I heard that Yingzhou people are very perverted, and they have to ask a lot of tricky questions during the interview, and he has prepared a lot of answers along the way, but he didn't expect such a sentence to be thrown out head-on.
He couldn't take it.
"Well, I don't care. ”
The kitten smoked a cigarette, and poked out his hand from his mouth to flick the ashes, like an old salted fish: "According to the results of the discussion with that group of guys, we will not refuse anyone who comes to apply with a badge, so you don't have to worry about us not admitting you...... Anyway, everyone works for love and dreams, and even if there is a work injury, we will not be responsible. ”
Hey, did you say something particularly unconscionable as a matter of course!
"It's common to work with thick puppets on hot days, and even if you are stunned by the heat, you can't take it off, otherwise it will scare the children. Eighteen hours a day of high-intensity work and dealing with the difficulties of arrogant customers, tired of an occupational disease before the age of 30, but crying to squeeze out a smile to fulfill the wishes of customers, this is the Daigo taste of STAFF's job!"
No, you're just squeezing the poor ordinary employees!
"But you're lucky, you don't have to work so hard. ”
The kitten snuffed out the cigarette butt in the hill of the ashtray and threw over a tattered form: "That little guy in Hirata occasionally sends a lot of fish over, and there should be no problem with the person recommended by their family, besides, I see that you are angry and murderous, and you seem to be very capable, you can pick a place yourself." ”
"Uh......"
Huai Shi looked down at a few strange job positions, confused: "The sky thunders and splits the mountains, the huge world, the deep pit in the center of the earth...... What the hell is this?"
"Don't you know?"
The kitten's tone became helpless, "Ah, according to the people outside of you, it should be called the resurrection match."
Recklessly, outsiders mess around without rules, and then they are beaten up by local gangs, and those who are not dead are all sent here to watch our show, well, yes, your show. ”
"And then?" Huai Shi asked, "I'll play the piano, perform a show, and then everyone will have a good day?"
"That's it...... It's weird!"
"The task of tourists is to eat, drink and be merry. Kitten sneered and explained: "The guy who can finish all the projects in our amusement park within today's day, let's just think that he still has the qualifications to return to the game, and he can be released to continue to do things, and the one who dies here has no choice, and he will leave the game completely."
"Then my work ......," Huai Shi had a bad premonition.
"I don't understand that enough, kid?"
Behind the kitten's eye hole, there is a clear hint of malice: "No matter what position you work in, what method you use, what kind of ghost show you perform, kill all the tourists in your venue, the sooner the better, the more miserable the better, the more the better......
That's what you do. The better your performance, the higher the salary you will receive and the more opportunities you will have for promotion. Did I explain it clearly enough?"
"Uh......"
Huai Shi asked the last question, "What if I am killed?"
"Then you're going to have to be a tourist. ”
The kitten shrugged his shoulders, then lifted the puppet's cat's paw and patted the table, leaning closer, in a big brother tone: "Na, since you accepted the badge I sent out, let's count it as a recruited employee, don't say that the seniors don't take you." While the group of people with small cousins haven't finished occupying a good place, choose the best spot, and I'll take a look......"
He looked down at the map on the form, stretched out his hand suddenly, and patted it: "This is it, this is the best, there are more than a dozen old employees to assign to you." ”
"Evil Spirit...... The castle?"
Huai Shi read the meaning of the numbers on the map word by word, looked up and asked, "That is to say...... I'm going to run a haunted house?"
"Yes. ”
The kitten was pleased with his understanding of the Tao and pointed at him and said, "You have a house of horrors!"
“......”
I don't know why, but I always feel like he said something amazing.
Even the Book of Destiny felt the terrifying aura in those words, and it trembled subtly.
"Don't you like that?"
The kitten looked at him suspiciously, "Okay then, I'll give you another ...... Running such a weird and terrifying place is called your mysterious ......"
"Wait!"
The Book of Destiny trembled even more, and Huai Shi hurriedly raised his hand: "Change it again." ”
"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, you're really hard to figure out, since you're officially hired, I'll call you a full-time high ......."
"Big brother, don't mess with me, okay?"
"That's ......"
"Don't care what, where does it have anything to do with me!"
"Ah, I thought you had joined the Hirata family, but now it seems that you are not a negative man?"
"Please don't put me in the role of a scumbag, okay? Also, you're getting too much!"
"Okay, okay. ”
The kitten scratched her chin and sighed helplessly: "Since you don't want to, I won't be nosy." ”
As he spoke, he turned his head and looked at the 'big brother' beside Huai Shi who had been ignored by his little brother and him for a long time, and said casually, "As for you......"
As he spoke, he paused, and suddenly looked up.
Looking at the original photo, the kitten gasped and seemed to be shocked: "I haven't met a person with this kind of talent for many years!"
"Huh?"
Yuan Zhao was stunned for a moment, but soon, his eyebrows slowly raised.
He knew that his jade assets were so earth-shattering that even the demon and monster on the other side who didn't know what it was were shocked.
The cat looked at him and said solemnly, "You can see that you should be very experienced in the use of long weapons, right?"
"That's a little cold first, and then the gun comes out like a dragon, you know?!"
"So powerful?"
Kitten Daxi: "If it's fast, how about the strength?"
"Powerful, you know, right?" Harato raised his thumb and pointed to his nose: "That's me!"
On the side, Huai Shi, who always felt that there was a ghost, couldn't help but shake his head: After being praised by the kitten for a few words, this little ghost was about to float to the sky...... Do you really think that this kind of bloodless and tearless capitalist will have a daughter to marry you?
"Young people are so good, and their achievements in the future are limitless!"
As he spoke, the cat lifted a shovel, stuffed it into Yuan Zhao's hand, and said sincerely: "Seeing that you are young and very diligent, stay and shovel cat litter for me." ”
"What?"
Hara Teguro held the shovel and was dumbfounded.
"I'm a little embarrassed to say, I've had a bit of dysentery in the past two days, and the amount of cat litter is a little too ......much," the cat pointed to the hill outside the window where countless mosquitoes and flies were rising and falling, "Do you see that little dirt bag? That is, your job is to shovel it before sunset...... Come on, you can. ”
Speaking, waving his hand.
The original photo of the room suddenly disappeared, and the next moment, he screamed and fell from the sky from the sky outside, falling into the cat litter......
"Miserable. ”
Huai Shi's neck couldn't help but shrink back, sympathizing with this little ghost from the bottom of her heart.
The kitten was already sitting on the chair, Mei Zizi lit a cigarette, casually threw a sign into Huai Shi's arms, waved and shouted, "Next!"
The door was pushed open, and the candidates who were waiting outside walked in.
It's just that this time without the face of the Hirata family, the kitten's tone became impatient: "What is the surname, where did it come from, and what kind of work do you do?"
didn't wait for the visitor to reply, but he heard Huai Shi's stunned voice: "Why are you!"
"I want to ask ......?"
The girl with the knife raised her eyes to look at him, and the corners of her eyes twitched: "It's just that now it seems that we are competitors, Legend Sauce." ”
Huai Shi just smiled, picked up the badge and shook it at her: "Then you have to come on, Amber dear." ”
The boy pushed the door open and walked straight away.
Time waits for me.
There is still an hour before the official opening of the park at eight o'clock, and he has to hurry up to familiarize himself with the working environment and his new subordinates, no matter what the hell this task is, but now it seems that unless the performance is up to standard, the next step is far away......
Thinking that the next opponent was a contestant like herself, Huai Shi geared up and became excited.
.
Ten minutes later, Huai Shi was in despair.
Before he came, he was still thinking, his 'Evil Spirit Castle' is called a broken name, is there still a zombie in it?
It's ......
On the edge of the decaying amusement park, in a dilapidated castle, there was dust everywhere, traces of fighting and fighting could be seen everywhere, and the dark aura spread everywhere, and when the wind blew, the broken wooden door made a deafening screeching sound.
It looks weird and depressing.
It's just that in the lounge at the top of the castle, it is full of salted fish.