Chapter 651: It's Not My Business
"Pinch ...... What are you pinching? Mr. Hu, could you please say it again?"
The words "pinch Mimi" came into his ears, and Zhou Xiaoya's eyes widened instantly, wondering if there was something wrong with his ears, such as auditory hallucinations or something like that.
You must know that the person sitting in front of her is Jiang Yuerong's girl's homeroom teacher, so she said in front of herself that her students pinched the female classmates' mimi in school every day......
This kind of thing is especially creepy, isn't it?
What's wrong with the world? Who forgot to take medicine?
Dumbfounded, Zhou Xiaoya only felt that his whole brain instantly turned into a mess, and all that were dangling were big or small, white flowers and tender big meat buns. And, perhaps a conditioned reflex, while these thoughts were circling in his mind, Zhou Xiaoya's gaze also quietly moved downward, directly locked on the pair of bulges on Hu Zhaoxue's chest opposite.
"You...... That's right! I'm talking ...... It's just pinching Mimi!"
Seeing Zhou Xiaoya's reaction like this, Hu Zhaoxue, who was sitting on the opposite side of the sofa, turned red again for no reason, and then sensed the landing point of Zhou Xiaoya's gaze, and in a panic, her whole body was shocked and trembled slightly.
In the next moment, Hu Zhaoxue's eyebrows twisted fiercely, and she raised her eyes angrily and glared at Zhou Xiaoya.
Hmph, this is still discussing with him about Jiang Yuerong's girl pinching her female classmate Mimi in the class all day long, this guy ...... What was he staring at Miss Ben......'s ass for?
Oops, what do you think?
Thinking of this, the slander in Hu Zhaoxue's heart suddenly stopped, and her face, which was already a little red, was as dry as a fire at this moment!
Here, Zhou Xiaoya was also muttering.
The teacher complained to the parents that the child always pinched the female classmate's Mimi at school?
I have to say that this kind of thing is really too terrifying, but judging from the demeanor of Teacher Hu in front of him, it should not be exaggerated! Jiang Yuerong, this girl, is so embarrassed that she actually tosses the teacher like this?
Gradually, Zhou Xiaoya was secretly annoyed, and he frowned and pondered.
Although this matter is inseparable, the reason for this is obviously not the problem of "sexual orientation" as Hu Zhaoxue expected!
If it is not bad as expected, Jiang Yuerong should have been gambling with Han Yiyi, Demon Moon Sakura, and especially Sun Yuting some time ago, of course, the bet is the kind of touching Mimi.
Because she was used to playing cards with these women and pinched Mimi as a punishment, after she arrived at school, she occasionally used this trick when she was joking with female classmates.
Of course, it is not excluded that this girl is deliberately like this, after all, with Sun Yuting's female stream. Hooligans have played so many cards, it seems that she always hears her shouting that she lost too badly, Mimi has been pinched and swollen by Sun Yuting several times, and the reason why she is pinching her female classmates in school right now is probably because of the familiar techniques and exercise strength, and she wants to exercise diligently, and next time she will find Sun Yuting's girl to take revenge!
Thinking about these clearly, Zhou Xiaoya secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
As long as there is no problem with "sexual orientation", it is not a big problem, but ...... Now I have to explain it clearly to Hu Zhaoxue, who is staring at her with an unkind expression, but it is really a headache!
Thinking like this in his heart, Zhou Xiaoya sighed faintly, organized his language, and then smiled, and explained with a hint of flattery and apology:
"Uh, this...... Teacher Hu, do you ...... about pinching Mimi Maybe it's a misunderstanding!"
"Jiang Yuerong, this girl has recently become obsessed with playing cards, you also know this thing, Duxing is a punishment, right? Gambling money is definitely not good, I firmly oppose this, children, how can you learn to gamble? As for the turtle king eight or something painted on the face...... That's too naïve, you know, today's children, you can't do that, shame!"
"So, she came up with an ingenious workaround...... It's probably because of this that I have developed a habit, so when I get to school, I make such jokes with my classmates......"
Hehe smiled, Zhou Xiaoya saw that Hu Zhaoxue seemed to be confused, and didn't understand what he meant, paused slightly, gritted his teeth, and continued:
"I mean...... Pinching Mimi really has nothing to do with her sexual orientation, this girl is used to it, and playing cards and betting at home is pinching Mimi!"
"What? you...... You're actually betting with her on Mimi?"
Finally understood the meaning of Zhou Xiaoya's words, Hu Zhaoxue gasped, her beautiful eyes instantly widened, and she looked so frightened that she might faint at any time: "No wonder this girl has occasionally told some female classmates recently that her own mimi was pinched up, and she lured female classmates under this banner all day long to let her do black hands, it turned out to be ...... She's not really going to be pinched by you, is she?"
"No, no, no...... This ...... Her place has been a little bigger lately, but the conscience of heaven and earth, I ...... It has nothing to do with me!"
As soon as she heard that Hu Zhaoxue didn't wait for her to finish speaking, she directly took it for granted that a big black pot was put on her head, if this matter is not explained clearly, where will you have the face to meet people in the future?
Thinking of this, Zhou Xiaoya was completely panicked with fright, and opened his mouth without hesitation:
"Besides, even if this girl is really pinched, this account can't be counted on my head, Sun Yuting's female stream. If it were me, I would definitely rub it gently, and I didn't dare to ...... it at all."
"Bah, bah, bah...... I'm just using an analogy to prove that I'm not interested in pinching it vigorously, but I can consider it if I rub it gently......"
"No, no, Mr. Hu, don't get me wrong, what I said, it actually wants to say ......"
"Oops, oops...... It's messed up, it's all messed up......"
......
In a panic, the more Zhou Xiaoya wanted to explain, the more he said the wrong thing, and in the end, this messy sentence confused him, but Hu Zhaoxue, who was sitting on the sofa opposite, listened to it, and the corners of his mouth twitched, staring at Zhou Xiaoya and sneering playfully!
"You...... What do you mean? What do you mean by smiling so badly?"
Closing his mouth wisely, Zhou Xiaoya raised his hand and rubbed his slightly swollen head, and turned his head sideways coldly, just taking in the sneer that the corner of Hu Zhaoxue's mouth on the sofa opposite was hooked.
His heart suddenly appeared, and a look of vigilance instantly appeared on his face, and he said sternly: "Teacher Hu, don't think about it, okay? Things are really not what you ponder......ed! I'm really innocent!"
"Okay, I'll tell you the truth!"
"Jiang Yuerong's girl really has no luck, and she is sucked by Sun Yuting's girl every time. The hooligan pinched it and swollen it in a big circle, and then he really couldn't help it, and he wanted to pull me into the gang and let me avenge her!"
As he spoke, Zhou Xiaoya's face showed a righteous and stern expression, and he rubbed his chest and said, "Although it is my Chinese virtue to help others, it is ...... I have always had my own principles to adhere to, so for this kind of temptation that ordinary men can never resist, I have sternly rejected it every time!"
"If you don't believe it, you can ask Jiang Yuerong about this matter in person!"
"So, no matter whether that girl was pinched and swollen or not, or who pinched and swollen it, it definitely has nothing to do with me anyway!"
After speaking, Zhou Xiaoya spread his hands and leaned back, with a look of love or not, anyway, I definitely believe it myself!
"Did I say I didn't believe you?"
Seeing that Zhou Xiaoya finally finished speaking, Hu Zhaoxue, who was sitting on the sofa opposite, raised her hand and combed the strands of hair scattered from her ears.
Clear-eyed people know at a glance that for the call that Zhou Xiaoya swore just now, people just listened to it as a joke!
I didn't believe it at all!
"Ding Yu ......"
At this moment, the landline bell on Zhou Xiaoya's desk suddenly rang, and the crisp ringtone frightened Zhou Xiaoya, who happened to be a little bit of a thief, almost trembling, and saw that Hu Zhaoxue, who was sitting opposite, was more and more aware of it, and a sneer appeared on his face.
"Hehe, I'm sorry, I'm ...... Pick up the phone!"
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Zhou Xiaoya quickly diverted the topic elsewhere, turned his head and smiled awkwardly at Hu Zhaoxue, got up and walked to the desk.
"Brother Xiaoya, why did you turn off your mobile phone? I heard that you were back, why didn't you call me......
As soon as she lifted the phone, a slightly delicate woman's voice immediately came from the receiver, and it was Jiang Yuerong's girl.
The microphone was very loud, and Hu Zhaoxue on the side heard it clearly, and turned his head to look at it.
An hour ago, Zhou Xiaoya just called her, and the result was that the phone was turned off, but I didn't expect that it didn't take long for this girl to call back, and she was stunned that Lao Tzu had turned off the phone?
If it weren't for this Nizi, would Lao Tzu be so embarrassed and embarrassed just now? I almost wanted to jump into the Yellow River to wash!
Secretly slandering herself, Zhou Xiaoya's heart suddenly became nameless, and she opened her mouth and just wanted to scold her, but Jiang Yuerong on the other end of the phone didn't know what kind of evil madness she was spreading, and then opened her mouth and threw out a bombshell:
"Brother Xiaoya, tell you a good news, this month, I've been practicing hard every day, hehe, I've been looking forward to your return, just in the morning Sun Yuting's guy called me, saying that there was no activity at night, bored to death, didn't you tell me last time...... Let me cooperate well with Sister Sakura, and provoke Sun Yuting with words, and let her accompany us to gamble and pinch Mimi?"
"Hehe, I don't think it's better to just tonight? But first I have to say it, although you are her brother-in-law, but when it's your turn to pinch it, you must not be biased to release the water, if the table is good, next time I will find a way to pull our teacher Hu in, she is so big, you like ......"
"Bang knock!"
Before Sun Yuting's words fell on the phone, Zhou Xiaoya suddenly felt that his eyes were dark, and he fell to the ground foaming at the mouth......