Valentine's Day Special Hold the hand of the son and drag it to feed the dog

PS1: Well, I wrote a special edition...... I originally wanted to focus on burning people, but when I think about it, according to my settings, there really is nothing to burn......

ps2: Sure enough, it's better to go out for barbecue today......

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This is a matter of being born in the third semester of the first year of high school.

February 14th.

Valentine's Day, also known as St. Valentine's Day or St. Valentine's Day, is one of the traditional festivals in the West. It's a day of love, romance and chocolate, where men and women exchange gifts to express their love or friendship, and engage in unashamed matchmaking after vows.

In Japan, there are such evil days. In fact, compared to the subtle Chinese Qixi Festival, the neon people obviously prefer the unrestrained and shameless Valentine's Day in the West, on which the girls give the boys various names of chocolates, and then the boys return the gift on Valentine's Day, March 14. Although the White Day idea was just an unscrupulous hype by a group of Japanese confectionery merchants in 1977, with the unsolvable cultural soft power of neon -- such as romance action movies, entertainment books, and physical health education games -- the White Day idea actually fed back to the West and was accepted by more people.

Well, when it comes to Valentine's Day, you might as well talk about the setting of the country. There should be three festivals in China that can be called Valentine's Day, Qixi Festival, Lantern Festival and Shangsi Festival. The tragedy is that during the Lantern Festival, the people of the Ming Kingdom were keen to carry lanterns and frantically ignite all kinds of explosives, and the Shangsi Festival disappeared early in the increasingly harsh rituals and religions of the Southern Song Dynasty. But what is more sad is that there is a person's story that has clouded this Chinese Valentine's Day with a malice from the Holy King.

As we all know, the four-hundred-year-old Holy King Zhongxing, this Sun Taishi established his subordinates, enlightened the people's wisdom, and prospered a hundred schools of thought and passed on the eternal learning, but he was a little strange about the affairs of men and women, how to say it......

Well, for example, the former residence of the Taishi still retains such a pair of ink treasures, according to legend, the holy king was drunk on the night of Qixi to write, four sentences and sixteen characters, neither rhyme, nor romance, the only thing that can be praised is that although after four hundred years of wind and rain, these sixteen words are still sharp, and the flow of burning a qiē will feel that the soul is faintly hot.

What are those sixteen words?

-- How can we relieve our worries in the long night of the Chinese Valentine's Day? Holding the hand of the son, dragging it to feed the dogs.

For another example, it was on this day of Qixi that Taishi Sun comprehended the rampant and unbridled Red Lotus Karma Fire Sword Qi.

The so-called red lotus karmic fire, the fire of sin is also burned, the karma of sin is not exhausted, and the karmic fire is not extinguished.

“...... Therefore, most of the deeds of historical celebrities come from the far-fetched whitewash of later generations, I think it is not so much that Sun Taishi looked up at the starry sky on the night of Qixi Festival, thinking about domineering and awe-inspiring words such as 'all things are born to raise people, and no one is virtuous to repay the sky', so as to comprehend the fire sword qi of the red lotus industry, it is better to say......" Long Shencheng pushed his glasses and said lightly, "Sun Yang is also a woman who has no fate, he looks at the Cowherd and Weaver Girl at night, and his heart is churning." I really want to burn people, I really want to burn people', so that the thoughts are clear, and a nameless fire is stirred into a red lotus fire sword qi that penetrates the heavens and the earth, and gives the punishment of unjustified dissent...... This kind of setting looks more emotional, and it makes me feel like I'm connected to the same disease. ”

He sighed like this, and casually made up a message on Twitter: "Saint King Sun Yang once said: There is nothing more powerful in the world than love, except for the Red Lotus Karma Fire Sword Qi of the True Phase-yes, the True Appearance does not want to see you, to be precise, I don't want to see it at all." ”

He made one, thought about it, and added another: "Taishi said again: Ninety percent of celebrity quotes on the Internet are nonsense." ”

"The above picture has said, once Qixi Xu Lao Er wanted to elope with the third granddaughter of the old man Li, Yang I said intercession, so I was smoking, personally twisted to the Guogong Mansion, tsk, at that time the men were drinking in the main hall, the women were begging in the backyard to talk, a big family saw this meeting, the expression was simply amazing, I ate three bowls of rice in a row after I went back!

A voice with a smile sounded behind him.

Long Shencheng was covered in sweat and hair, there was no sound, no warning, and a person appeared behind him without warning.

The security system of the entire Dragon God Mansion did not move at all, and time and space seemed to stand still.

He pushed his glasses, took a deep breath, and turned around to see a man in white looking at him with a smile.

"Is it a dream?" said Long Shencheng lightly.

"Clever. Although I have been dead for a long time, I still have to do some small things, and I really can't erase a little earth consciousness. The man in white smiled slightly, he was not a beautiful man, but he would always make people remember at a glance that a peerless sword in the sheath - this was Long Shencheng's first impression of the unpleasant guest.

"There's no need to be nervous, I just want to get to know you, so that your surname is Sun. Sun Yang smiled and spread his hands, "What, it's unexpected?"

"You're not dead?"

"It depends on how you define death. Sun Yang smiled mysteriously, looked at Long Shencheng carefully, raised his sword eyebrows, and did not hide his surprise at all, "This newcomer is good." ”

Long Shencheng frowned, he didn't like this kind of unclear feeling of being tied.

"Don't be nervous, I'll be in front of you, just because there's a possibility in you, that's all. In the future of countless branches, you may die for something, you may live happily with your loved ones, and you may ...... Walk on my old path, so I follow the rules and use some small means to give you some ...... As the experience and advice of the old-timers. ”

He sighed: "Your divine soul is really strong, plug-in party...... Well, since your soul power is too strong, it will soon awaken, so I can only make a long story short. How so...... You seem to have been confused, you don't understand the meaning of life, you don't know what it means to be truly alive - don't look at me like that, I'm not selling insurance or pyramid schemes, and I'm not going to pull you into a world of light......"

The Holy King spread his hands: "Tell me my story...... In the beginning, I was just an ordinary person, the kind that was all over the street, I didn't have any talent, don't believe it? I was really an ordinary person at first, not stupid or smart, not weak or strong, and the original trajectory of my life should have been to spend my life ordinary. But fate is impermanent, and I am involved in some bad things, so I began to change myself, even if I can make a little resistance to the fate of impermanence, and then I began to try to make the people around me stronger together, so that more people can face their fate at least have a fight, we are like this step by step, some people fall, some people join, we become stronger, we reflect, we accept, we abandon...... More and more people join us, the ignorant become enlightened, the weak become strong, the cowardly become strong, everyone is changing, I am changing, I am changing a lot, many people are changing a lot, I change myself, and then try to change a few people, dozens, hundreds...... And then I realized, ah, before I knew it, I had changed the whole country. ”

His smile gradually became warm, and his eyes contained unshakable pride, as if he was a child, showing off his most proud toy: "Ordinary people, this is called against the sky, this is against the sky." ”

"As for you, Xiaoyou, your starting point is a little higher than mine, so naturally you don't need to follow my old path. You don't have the process of struggle, you can't use perseverance to sharpen your mind, so why don't you continue to stick to your own path? Sun Yang patted Long Shencheng on the shoulder, "Go on, don't hesitate, you can change others." Everyone who has been changed by you will pass on a little bit of spiritual light to you, slowly fill the hole in your heart, and you will be able to figure it out one day......"

"But ......" Long Shencheng wanted to speak, but in an instant, the sky was spinning, he suddenly raised his head, the room was silent, it turned out that he slept in front of the computer desk for some reason, where was there any shadow of Sun Yang around?

“...... Could it be that it's too much?" Long Shencheng shook his head, "Forget it, eat, go to school, and burn people!"

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"Yo yo yo, Valentine's Day, a beautiful day! A dragon who can be called a school idol girl killer!God!Yes!How many chocolates full of girl's heart will you receive today?Roar roar roar,It's really exciting!"

"You know what, Gintoki. Makoto put his hand on the shoulder of the natural roll and said in a deep voice, "Today is February 14th, Valentine's Day. Yinshi, recall, in your long and useless life, in childhood, youth, youth, and middle age, although this life is full of filth and decadence, at a certain time and place, you will still have some youthful ignorance yearning for the little sister next door, classmates in class, colleagues at work, and partners after work......"

"Ah...... It seems that this is the case, don't look at Yinsang like me, there used to be innocent teenagers. Yinshi's old face was slightly red, and even his voice was a little lower, he dug his nostrils, "Why are you asking this?" ”

"I just wanted you to imagine...... You see, it's Valentine's Day, right? ”

"yes. ”

"Then have you ever thought about the childhood sweetheart you dreamed of, the goddess you had a crush on, the tablemate you had a good feeling for when you were a student, and even the beautiful woman you occasionally glimpsed recently...... The girl you have been more or less moved by in your life......" Long Shen Cheng told these words in a language that led to reverie, and successfully aroused Yinshi's reverie.

Then, the Great Demon King smiled like a vicious party.

“...... Those women, the girls you secretly admired but never made a move, only dared to save the imaginary women, in almost every Valentine's Day in these years, they would be pressed under the body by men you don't know in hotels, parks, sports equipment rooms and other places, allowing the other party's majestic firmness to go in and out of their bodies, and let out a satisfied conquered coquettish ...... Isn't it exciting to think about it this way?"

Yinshi looked up to the sky and spewed out a mouthful of old blood, and suddenly let out a beast-like wail, and ran away with a rolling belt.

Long Shen Cheng smiled and beckoned: "Mr. Sakata, Happy Valentine's Day!"

"You little brute, ahh

"Look at what!" Long Shencheng pushed his glasses and looked around, scaring the onlookers into scattering, and the declaration of the Great Demon King echoed in Tianqi, "Listen!

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