Chapter Ninety-Seven: Two Chicks, Two Troubles
"Alas, it is said that in three years of the Qing Governor's Mansion and 100,000 snowflakes of silver, you have only made 50,000 in the past five years...... What a wreck!" Jun Moxie continued to sigh.
You yourself say that it is the prefect and 100,000, but Lao Tzu is only a county order, or is it a county order with only tens of thousands of people in the jurisdiction...... ...... with the prefect It's a few levels off. The fat pig intestine continued to mutter in his heart, but his face was still respectful, listening to the words of Junda Pioneer.
"But it doesn't matter, or eat a trench to grow a wisdom. This time the young master is here, you will know what to do, well, there are still two months before the young master can return from Tiannan, and I am afraid that this carriage will not be able to sit at that time. In the past two months, you have seized the time to levy and expropriate, quickly embezzle and take bribes, and when the young master comes back, you will have to take a better carriage. Don't be in such a hurry as this time, opportunities are always reserved for those who are prepared!" Jun Dashao said.
The fat pig's intestines fell to the ground, kowtowed like pounding garlic, and tears flowed down in tears: "Young General, the lower officials will no longer dare, the lower officials will definitely change their past wrongs, change their minds, know their way back, turn back, repent and reform, and be a new man! Resolutely for the welfare of the masses, he will work hard, do his best, and do his best...... This ......"
"You're so literate! You can say so many idioms. Say a few more words, if you say a few more words, I may be merciful and compassionate!" Jun Mo looked at him with a smile and praised.
The fat pig's intestines slammed and kowtowed, and his five bodies fell to the ground, at this moment, he had already made a decision in his heart that he would rather die than change: to be an official, or to be a clean official and be a good official. Corrupt officials...... You can't do it, brothers, when you meet this major general, you know the pain of being a corrupt official...... Regret not being at the beginning...... This girl is going to make another carriage in two months?
I cried, tears poured into my heart!
If you cry in person, you will probably die directly...... I must call on all the corrupt officials in the world, we must be clean officials, and we must serve the people...... Jun Dashao searched fiercely here, and the soul-devouring troops who suppressed the bandits outside also returned, and the blood on the human heads they were carrying was dripping on the lobby of the county office, almost scaring the poor fat pig intestines into fainting...... This is the head of the human wow I cāo, why are there so many...... Jun Da Vanguard, enough to eat and drink enough blackmail, patted his ass and left, and the fat pig intestines began to look forward to Jun's unintentional army, because Jun Moxie said: If there is a slight omission in the materials of the army, my brother will come back immediately to make a carriage, and if it is not done well, it will be clicked directly. And the quality of military supplies is up to you, so you can weigh it...... So the enthusiasm of the fat pig intestine simply made Jun Yijun a little creepy, what kind of person is this...... As for the great vanguard of Jun Mo Evil Monarch, he continued to lead his 25+1 Heaven Devouring Soul all the way to the south in high spirits.
Naturally, under his deliberate bloody training, the strength of the two teams of the Remnant Sky Soul Eater has improved by leaps and bounds, and one by one, their own temperament is becoming more and more murderous. All of them are like soul-seeking ghosts from hell, with sharp eyes and cool breath, all of which are clearly displayed, this is a team of battlefield meat grinders that are also terrifying!
Of course, such a unit marches at a very fast speed! Every day, the work of suppressing bandits is always completed by only one team, and it is rotated like this; moreover, even this is a competition between the two teams. It's cleaner than cleaning up, faster than the rush of extermination, and it's better than whether there are any fish that have slipped through the net, and the punishment for the defeated team is not very serious, or even very slight, just to wash the underwear for another team for a day!
This kind of competition directly led to the fact that when these two teams saw the bandits and robbers, they were like strong men who had taken double chūn medicine and saw the old sow with double eyelids, rushing up like wolves and cutting melons and vegetables...... Punishment is not a matter, face is important!
It was only noon on the fourth day, and Jun Moxie and his party and the main force had already started a journey of 400 miles. Jun Moxie sat in the carriage of six tall horse-drawn carriages, this carriage was very wide, the carriage was two meters wide and three and a half meters long, and there was not only a small bed in it, but also a coffee table and a bench, which was enough for Jun Moxie to have a meeting in the carriage when he came to Cháo.
However, this kind of thing was done once, and it didn't take more than half an hour before it suddenly stopped. Not for anything else, these old men who have been running all day on the road over the mountains and mountains, even if they are wearing shoes, the smell on their feet can also rush people! Especially in this almost sealed carriage, the smell is like genuine salted fish has just been fried, just like that, afterwards, the young master Jun let it go for a full day before the taste was removed...... "Qi Yu Gongzi, front...... Someone is blocking the way. "It was Wang Dong, the leader of the Soul Eater team, who spoke.
At this moment, this soul-devouring leader, who was quite brutal and could be regarded as murderous, actually stammered a little.
"Blocking the road? There are still people in the Tianxiang Kingdom who dare to block the young master's way?" Jun Moxie asked in surprise, lifted the curtain and jumped down, but I wanted to see who this bold brother was.
As soon as he came out, Jun Moxie took a look, and immediately took a breath of cold air, my obedient! No wonder Wang Dong stammered!
Actually...... There is nothing too terrifying in front of him, just two more beauties of the country, one is delicate in purple, charming, cute and cute, holding a snow-white little leopard in his arms, the little leopard is winking at Jun Moxie, sticking out his tongue, there is a big sense of wanting to throw himself into his arms...... The other person was dressed in Shengxue white, with a pretty face like ice, cold and arrogant, heavenly and graceful, graceful and peerless.
At this moment, the eyes of the two beauties looking at Jun Moxie were the pleasant expressions of a cat catching a mouse.
The second daughter is Guan Qinghan and Dugu Xiaoyi!
Jun Moxie groaned, and wanted to faint directly.
What a shock!
It's no wonder that I didn't see two women pestering me for the two days before the expedition, and I misunderstood that they had figured it out, but they had already run away from home at that time!
What to do?!
For the first time, Young Master Jun regretted the advantages and disadvantages of serving as this pioneer!
I really regret it, why did these two hot potatoes still end up in my hands......? What kind of sin have I done in my life?
I'm ...... Why do I have to be this pioneer, isn't it beautiful for me to obediently follow the team forward? In that case, the third uncle will be responsible for everything, where will it be my turn to worry? It's good now, this is really called the heaven and the earth, and the earth is not working...... This is going to Tiannan, not really going for a tourist vacation...... Young Master Jun doesn't know what he should say, what can he say?...... Jun Mo couldn't help but look back, how he hoped that at this moment, the smoke and dust behind him were rising, Jun had no intention of leading an army of 20,000, and the divine soldiers and heavenly generals would generally fall from the sky......! That's also a fantasy, the distance between the two is at least more than 400 miles, how can it not be able to catch up!
"Don't look at it, it's useless to look at it again. We've been inquiring about it for a long time, and we're here to wait for you. Guan Qinghan looked at him lightly: "Now, you can get out of the carriage, Sister Xiaoyi and I will take the carriage, you go horseback riding, you won't have an opinion, right?"
Jun Moye was speechless for a while.
It seems to be a very amicable discussion? What opinions can we have, what opinions do we dare to have? What does it mean to be domineering? Isn't this it. What my brother did to that fat pig's intestine is as direct as the female king in front of me? Actually directly drove my brother and me out of the carriage, isn't this the legendary dove occupying the magpie's nest...... There were soul eaters around who were secretly laughing, Jun Mo glared angrily, and suddenly the laughter stopped, and everyone didn't squint, with a solemn and serious face.
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......" Jun Moxie cleared his throat, ready to use his three-inch incorruptible tongue to persuade the two beauties in front of him who seemed to have made up their minds to get lost: "I said... That one... Sister-in-law, uh, and that... Little Girl ......"
"Well, Brother Mo Xie, are you very surprised to see me here? Isn't it unexpected? Do you really want to hug me? I know, I understand, I am like this!" Dugu Xiaoyi suddenly jumped in front of Jun Mo Ye with a smile, tilted his head and looked at him.
Just like Xiao Baibai, it is a bit like I want to throw myself into my arms, but the little girl is still more reserved than Xiao Baibai, Xiao Baibai has already skipped over, but Miss Dugu is estimated to be waiting for the young master to take the initiative, and then she will come to Feiyan to throw herself into her arms.
Surprise?
Lao Tzu only felt frightened! As for the accident, it was real, and what was the hug, I didn't feel very urgent, but I really wanted to hit your little ass hard! Jun Moxie glanced at it, well, it doesn't seem to be small, if you hit it twice, it should be very touchy...... After thinking about it inexplicably for a while, Jun Mo Xie suddenly remembered, what is this ink with these two girls? It is the right thing to drive them back quickly! Immediately, his face sank, and Jun Da Shao said in a dignified manner: "Sister-in-law, Dugu girl, you are worried about us, Mo Xie is grateful on behalf of the entire army on this trip to Tiannan......; Besides, both of you are single women, and it is inconvenient to travel together! I will send someone to send you back to Tianxiang City. ”
Speaking of the four words of a single woman, Jun Moxie found out that these two girls really didn't even bring a personal maid when they came out! I really thought that this was a public trip to the mountains and rivers, and we were going to war!
"Try it, I want to know who would dare to send us back. Guan Qinghan didn't care at all, and glanced at him coldly.
"Brother Mo Ye...... You really can't bear to drive us back, we're all here. Dugu Xiaoyi didn't care about Qinghan so confident, Chu Chu looked at him pitifully, his eyes were red, and he was crying, as if he was about to cry: "Brother Mo Ye, this place is already more than a thousand miles away from Tianxiang, such a long journey, if something happens to me and Sister Guan on the road...... Besides, the road is dangerous and people's hearts are unpredictable......
"Don't come with me! Tears are useless to me. "Jun Mo Xie is indifferent, now he knows that the road is dangerous and unpredictable? When you came out, you didn't expect it?