Chapter 114: There will always be a day when someone's head will fall to the ground
"Li Beize, I'll tell you a joke." Su Qing pushed his shoulder
Li Beize came back to his senses and looked at her without speaking.
"Xiaohong's grandmother didn't read much, and once, Xiaohong was doing her homework, and her grandmother suddenly said.
If you work so hard, there will always be a day when your head will fall to the ground......"
After speaking, Su Qing laughed: "Hahaha, it's not funny"
After laughing, she found that Li Beize's face was still wooden, and explained: "Don't you understand, I'll explain it to you, that is to say, Xiaohong's grandmother originally wanted to express that she was getting ahead, but her grandmother said that it was a ...... of falling heads" After speaking, she laughed again.
Li Beize looked at her eyes that were crooked with a smile, and also hooked the corners of his mouth.
Sometimes, it may not be that the joke told by someone else sounds funny, but that the person telling the joke has a very touching laugh that makes people unconsciously want to laugh along......
Su Qing saw the corners of Li Beize's mouth hooked, she thought that her method had worked, so she talked a lot:
"In a certain theater, a billboard was hung: a beautiful woman fainted inexplicably and was forcibly dragged into a house deep in the forest by seven men......
Everyone found it very tempting to buy tickets and get in, and when the movie was shown......"
Su Qing paused: "Guess what is written on it?"
Without waiting for Li Beize to answer, Su Qing said to herself: "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"
Li Beize: "......"
Su Qing held her stomach and laughed......
The next day, everyone passed by the small theater again and saw that the advertisement had changed.
The ad reads and explains: A beautiful woman and seven men have been ecstasy for days (not Snow White).
Everyone felt that this time it was more attractive than the last time, and it had already been explained that it was not Snow White, so everyone bought tickets to enter again. As a result, the big screen appears:
"Eight Immortals Across the Sea"
Li Beize: "......"
It's really stormy......
"Hahahahaha" Su Qing slapped the table with a smile, not realizing that Li Beize had been looking at her with raised eyebrows, and she continued:
On the third day, when everyone decided not to enter the theater again, they saw an advertisement that read:
In order to repay the audience and friends who support domestic masterpieces with true feelings, this hospital will vomit blood and give it away!!
The Twists and Turns of Seven Lovely Boys and a Young Couple
The synopsis reads: Seven lovely boys enter the home of the young couple one by one when they are defenseless, but they are subdued by the young couple, but in the end, there is a big reversal...... The husband was killed, and the beautiful wife fell into the clutches of seven boys......
The plot of this film is wonderful and touching, and it is a must-see masterpiece for the majority of married couples to cultivate the next generation!!
Everyone thought it must be beautiful this time, so they bought tickets to enter again......
As a result, when I went in, I vomited blood. ”
At this time, Su Qing directly announced the answer without even setting up suspense: "It turned out to be the ...... of "Gourd Baby""
Li Beize: "......"
Su Qing patted him on the shoulder after finishing speaking: "Okay, I'm done, you can work hard......"
Look at the way she gushes.
He thought faintly about how many jokes she had hidden in her head......
This afternoon, Su Qing sat on Li Beize's chair, and when she was tired from reading the script, she would lean on his shoulder for a while.
In fact, she was really embarrassed at first, but after sitting for a long time, she got used to it.
I have to say, it's really comfortable and secure......
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In the evening, Su Qing took Li Beize's car back to Baiwan, and the two went to a nearby supermarket to buy some ingredients together......
I don't know why, it's only been one day, and they seem to have experienced something that they haven't had in three years of marriage.
Li Beize put his arm around her to deal with the documents......
When she was unhappy, she naturally reached out and grabbed him directly......
For the first time, the two went to the supermarket together to buy groceries......
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