Chapter 35: Mixed tastes, one chess difference
Chapter 35: Mixed tastes, one chess difference
The captain on duty speaks loudly and often wins by surprise. It's hard to prevent.
At this moment, he pointed to Hong Fontanelle and sarcastically said: "If you want to blame, you can only blame your acting skills for being too slippery." Before he could win my pity, he clenched his fists and looked very unwilling. If it weren't for me wrestling with those two dumb soldiers for a while, I'm afraid Comrade Hong would ,...... I'm already going to fight those two brothers.
How we handled ourselves then. Don't forget that Comrade Qiao is coming soon. You are a brother-in-law, you should know your brother's style. If you deliberately hurt someone, even if you are a sister-in-law, you will not be merciful! Besides, on your wedding night, you casually put Miss Qiao-Mrs. Hong aside. Came here to enlist. Have you ever thought about how people feel? Needless to say, you can't eat and walk around, and we veterans will also be implicated. You don't want to excel before Comrade Xun Hao comes to the future; Be observant. but to add new sins today. At the end of the day: you have to be petty. The reason why I didn't bother with you in the first place. It's because I didn't think about the stakes so much. Now I think about it, I really regret it. ”
If this point hadn't been mentioned, maybe Hong Zhengkai would have "regurgitated" the beginning and end of the turmoil just now.
In this way, I can't help but thorn myself in my back. Quickly remembered that he had two wives and a large number of family members.
And Qiao Xun is still in his prime, so it is not appropriate to fight.
In a hurry, Hong asked, without any countermeasures: "Captain, it's Zhengkai who is not good, and he doesn't know the stakes." As you mentioned: such as Daigo empowerment; In addition to being sober: I hope you will not hesitate to teach; Mentor the maze for Zhengkai. ”
Looking at Hong Zhengkai, who was frank and honest, the captain squeezed his nose and made a few words: "If you want to stay in the barracks: one word: wait." ”
The captain on duty owed a bow, teased the parrot and shook his head and left.
Hong Zhengkai is still dizzy: What, let me wait for something; can wait for Qiao Xun to kill me; Or wait for him to go, and change me for a few days! This old horseman, the whole old man; All right! Qiao Xun is not afraid of death; Come on.
If you can't do it, you have to find a way: cure him and don't let him come.
In order to achieve this, it is necessary to understand his habits. If you understand his preferences and prescribe the right medicine, maybe you will be able to make Qiao Xun find new fun and leave the army.
So he turned into a detective and tried to inquire about where Qiao Xun had settled in recently. Then no matter whether he implements a beauty plan or a beautiful man's plan, he will be dazzled and drag him to prevent him from leaving.
In this way, wait for the army to transfer. If he hides his whereabouts well, it is expected that he will not be able to fly out of the Five Finger Mountain of the Buddha if he puts on his wings.
It is more difficult to get them to open their mouths than to worship the Bodhisattva: they may not know what Qiao Xun is like; Or simply tell you: even if it sues you: there is a bird? These rough old men, one has a worse temper than the other.
Hong Zhengkai couldn't help but think: The little bird of the girl under the moon looks like a person. How can it be as cold as frost like this, just to see Master Qiao smile; and he recognized nothing.
It's so deceitful. Under the circumstance, the ancients preached the scriptures and lectured; And our Zhengkai still has to rack his brains to prevent Master Qiao from joining the army. In the end, there was really no trick, so I asked the captain on duty:
"Captain, Zheng Kai is still young and ignorant. The husband and wife got a small hair, and they did not take care of it. Now I regret it. ”
Before the words fell, the captain on duty slammed his legs.
"Don't, buddy. Before you can warm up here, you're homesick. The eldest brother is not trying to drive you away, but to be well-behaved, well-behaved, and sensible. You can't bear this, I have to "wait" to let you: wait for time, appease Comrade Qiao Xunhao, and let him recognize you as a second sister-in-law. Don't trouble us. ”
The white-haired bird fluttered around uninterestingly: "I'm sorry, say quickly: I'm sorry." ”
I didn't talk about daylight or dark. This bull-nosed old way: You have gone too far.
But Hong still endured his anger and said with a "forced smile": "Big brother, little brother doesn't mean anything else. I just want to ask you: 'Is Brother Qiao married?' ’”
There is only one purpose in asking this: I hope to seize this point and find a way to make Qiao Xun miss his wife and not come to join the army. So what are the facts?
The captain on duty widened his eyes: "What is Qiaofu's family affair doing to me?" You should know. He shrugged his shoulders and sipped his tea and snooze off "indifferently".
Hong Zhengkai was aggrieved in his heart, and scolded wildly: "Little horseman, we are all 'old acquaintances' [counted]. So impersonal, huh! Then he extended his "sharp blade" to the parrot.
I don't know what's going on? Thunder keeps screaming! It turned out that Hong Zhengkai was playing his own petty nature; Hold the bird's wings all the time and don't let it move freely.
When the captain on duty heard this, he jumped like thunder: "The hairy boy surnamed Hong!" You're excessive! Needless to say, with one: the hand is powerless; Even if you have a 'hand', you can't help a little hair to get angry. What kind of skills are you? Hong Zhengkai, your big demeanor, where have you learned. ”
The captain on duty fell to his knees with tears in his eyes; staged a "bird love plan" that "touched the world and cried ghosts and gods......
It's okay now, Hong Zhengkai is completely out of line. How is this captain on duty like this: what is he playing on the spot; Or a renewed friendship.
Before I could do anything to him, he burst into tears. How can it be easier to cry than a woman.
Hong Zhengkai is most afraid of women crying. Whether it is a man or a woman, as long as there is a "crying" move; Don't worry about how important you are. For example, going to Beijing to catch the exam and entering the court can only be hidden in the back of the mind.
This trick is really high. Our captain on duty is really good at performing.
It is true that this plan does not work, and after the blowdown; Hong retreated.
Secretly observe the look of the captain on duty: he wept with emotion, and methodically comforted the white-haired little one.
"Xiaozi, why are they so cruel. Start by feeding your feed to the dogs; After grabbing your lovely wings like this, are they motherly raised? ”
The comrades who were wandering on the porch sneered one after another.
"Hong Zhengkai, this kid, even the captain's favorite, Tingzhi, dares to provoke. The family is Aunt Qiao's house; Naturally, we should focus on a good wife, and this is just to let us know what a 'foil' is. Brothers, aren't they? ”
This laughter and laughter continued to float through the hallway for several minutes. In this way, Hong Zhengkai became the laughing stock of all the sergeants of the 1046th Battalion.
It's rare to see a newborn calf put to the first test.
When the word goose returns, it is carried out by the column; The remnants of the willows are jagged and danced. The fine willows swayed gently in the wind, and the children leaned on the window alone, intoxicated by the foil and gold makeup; It was the lover waiting for her to go to a tryst.
At this time, our concubine, Mrs. Hong, was in the misty sky; I saw only the shadow of the eagle and the barking of the dog in infinite misery.
She knew that she was "misunderstood" by the Hong Mansion and had no chance to turn over. is trying to escape, but where can he escape?