Chapter 470: Take Care of Your Children
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Liu Mengyao turned her head with a puzzled face, and saw that Chen Zhenghao, who was not smiling on weekdays, was actually smiling so happily, and couldn't help asking, "What's wrong, Brother Hao, what's so funny?" ”
"Ahem......"
Chen Zhenghao cleared his throat, restrained the smile on his face, glanced at Xu Zhen and "Auntie" in front of the fruit stall with his spare eyes, and said, "It's okay, your sentence just now, 'Auntie is straight', this accent just poked my laughter." ”
Liu Mengyao was stunned for a moment and said, "I have an accent?" I speak Mandarin so well! ”
Chen Zhenghao reluctantly kept a straight face, pulled the little girl in their group to turn around and leave the fruit stall, and said, "Occasionally, a little." ”
"For example, if you just said, 'Rest on the top,' that's a dialect."
Liu Mengyao took the fruit in her hand and followed, and said with a depressed face: "Huh? I said, 'Put that on top'? I don't remember what I said earlier......"
Xu Zhen and Guo Wei stood in front of the fruit stall, watching the two guests and a child drift away, and each sighed awkwardly.
This level is considered to have passed...... Still haven't been?
Chen Zhenghao obviously recognized the two of them thoroughly......
……
In the end, the director team deliberated on the sidelines and reluctantly judged that they had passed the test just now.
After all, Chen Zhenghao did not call out the names of the two, and this attraction is quite sufficient, which can be regarded as contributing to the ratings of the show......
Fortunately, there were no acquaintances of Xu Zhen in the two groups of guests in the back.
The main business of these four people is not actors, one is a singer, one is a host, one is a talk show actor, and the other is a singing and dancing artist.
Xu Zhen thought that he had been in the industry for so many years and was already very familiar with insiders, but only then did he realize that he was only familiar with the entertainment industry, not the entertainment industry.
Most of the people he knows are actors, directors, screenwriters, producers, etc., and as for other types of artists, he knows very little.
In the face of the other two groups of guests, Xu Zhen easily deceived the eyes of these people through a series of means such as camouflage of clothes, changing voices, and changing mannerisms; In addition, there was no reminder from Chen Zhenghao next to him, and no one noticed him.
As for Guo Wei......
On the one hand, as a regular guest, he has too many acquaintances in the program group; On the other hand, Guo's skills in disguising his voice and demeanor are really not up to par, so Xu Zhen directly assigned him a glorious task:
Unload on a tricycle next to a fruit stand.
The first group brought the fruit into the car when they came, and the second group brought the fruit down when they came.
The sweaty work in the hot summer is as familiar as the fruit, and even because of the stinky sweat on his body, he is not as attractive as the fruit.
In this way, the two successfully passed the test of this level, and then received the reward of the mission: a large water cannon.
"The next task for the guests is to take the children to the theme park," the director told them, "and then your task is to weed out some of the parents in the process." ”
The director fiddled with the water gun in his hand and said to Xu Zhen and Guo Wei: "This water gun is filled with edible paint, what you have to do is to spray a '×' on the other party's back with paint without the other party noticing." If it succeeds, it will be eliminated. ”
"In this way, this family will become a single-parent family, and in the next link, it will be easier for your and their abducted children to start."
Xu Zhen took the water gun from the director's hand, looked at it in the sun, and vaguely saw that the dye inside seemed to be green.
Spray parent ...... with green dye
The corners of his mouth twitched.
The setting of this game link is really powerless to complain.
At this time, it was still early, and when Xu Zhen and Guo Wei arrived in front of the playground by car, the playground had just opened.
said that it was a "reality show", but in fact, of course, it was not casually filmed on the street with a camera.
Variety shows have strict approval procedures, and the program team needs to report to the relevant departments in advance, divide the filming area and non-shooting area, and only after approval and consent can it be recorded, in fact, there is no essential difference from filming in Hengzhou Film and Television City.
The ordinary people who appear in the footage are also tourists who have been informed of the recording, not mere passers-by.
Xu Zhen originally thought that the task of spraying people with a water gun should be very easy, whether it was a merry-go-round or a pirate ship, as long as he quietly followed, he could spray boldly and confidently when he sat behind him. Not to mention spraying a fork, it's no problem to spray flowers.
However, he overlooked one thing: recording variety shows is not real life, and he is accompanied by an extremely conspicuous photographer......
Therefore, it is simply not possible to fish in troubled waters on amusement projects.
Xu Zhen and Guo Wei walked around the amusement park several times with water guns, but they didn't find a suitable opportunity.
It wasn't until more than half an hour that they saw one of the guests tired of playing and was sitting on a bench on the side of the road eating ice cream with the children.
Xu Zhen sent him over in line with the principle of giving Guo Wei a little more shots.
Guo Wei held the big water gun, carefully guided the photographer to move to the back of the bench, and raised the muzzle of the gun at the back of the guest.
However, when he tried to spray water, he found that no matter how much he pulled the trigger, the muzzle of the gun would not come out.
Xu Zhen, who was in charge of releasing the wind, looked at it and couldn't help but look up at the sky.
He just wanted to sneak over and remind Guo Wei that the muzzle of the water gun is usually locked by default, and he needs to twist it to get out of the water, but in the next second, he saw Guo Wei overlapping the index and middle fingers of his two hands, and pulled the trigger with both hands through gritted teeth.
"Bang!"
There was a muffled sound, and the water tank of the water nourishing gun burst open from behind.
Thick green dye sprayed Guo Wei's face all over his body.
Xu Zhenqing saw this scene clearly, and immediately froze on the lawn not far away.
It wasn't loud, but it was enough to alarm the guests who were close by.
The man looked back and saw Guo Wei kneeling behind him, his face full of green water, he was stunned for a moment, and then immediately leaned back and laughed.
"Hahaha, oh my mom, isn't this a mighty god!"
The guest was so happy that he slapped his thigh, reached out to help Guo Wei, and shouted: "Weishen is polite!" ”
"Flatten, flatten!"
"You don't have to make such a big gift!!"
Not far away, Xu Zhen, who was lying in the grass, saw this scene and couldn't help but hang his head.
Sometimes, people's bad luck is not only due to natural disasters, but also due to human disasters......
……
Guo Wei's existence was discovered by one of the guests, which undoubtedly added three points of difficulty to their next task.
But fortunately, Xu Zhen was not exposed, and their ultimate task of abducting children was not exposed, so they could continue to play.
Xu Zhen thought that Guo Wei was a "variety show celebrity" at first, and he liked to discuss everything with him, but after this battle, he understood that discussing with Guo Wei might be helpful to increase the highlights of the show, but it would not have any positive significance for completing the task.
This guy is not a material that can make things happen at all.
He took advantage of Guo Wei's efforts to wash his face and change clothes, and reluctantly cleaned up the collapsed water gun, and there was still a little residual soup in it, but he could continue to use it.
The two of them bored and turned around the playground several times, and finally found the other two groups of guests before the guests' tasks were completed.
In one group, Xu Zhen took advantage of their kung fu to watch the acrobatic performance, and easily drew a cross behind the child's father and eliminated him.
And the remaining group is Chen Zhenghao and Liu Mengyao.
Because Brother Hao had already met Xu Zhen in the morning, and he knew that the two of them had come to record this episode to promote "Orphaned", so he was extra careful.
Xu Zhen and Guo Wei followed them for more than half an hour, and they didn't find too suitable opportunities.
It wasn't until noon that the family of three finally sat down after eating at a café in the playground.
Chen Zhenghao and the others sat on the open-air balcony on the third floor to dine, Xu Zhen stood on the roof, leaned on the railing and looked down, and said in a low voice: "Entering the terrace from the door will definitely be seen, I jump down from here, and the photographer will poke the camera down to shoot?" ”
After he said this, the director immediately said to him through the headset: "It's okay to shoot, you are not allowed to jump, it is too dangerous." ”
Xu Zhen said: "It's not dangerous, this floor is only more than three meters high at most, it's okay." ”
"Is it okay with more than three meters?" The director said noncommittally, "You may be fine, but many of the audience of our show are children, you know?" They will think you are handsome jumping from the roof to the balcony! ”
When Xu Zhen heard this, he also felt that it made sense.
Reality shows are not as good as TV dramas, and the audience defaults to these things happening in real life, and the artist's behavior is likely to be imitated.
After some negotiation between the two parties, the director team finally borrowed a safety rope from the store urgently, which is the kind used to clean glass, and asked Xu Guowei to shun Xu Zhen.
Xu Zhen cautiously
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Xu Zhen originally thought that the task of spraying people with a water gun should be very easy, whether it was a merry-go-round or a pirate ship, as long as he quietly followed, he could spray boldly and confidently when he sat behind him. Not to mention spraying a fork, it's no problem to spray flowers.
However, he overlooked one thing: recording variety shows is not real life, and he is accompanied by an extremely conspicuous photographer......
Therefore, it is simply not possible to fish in troubled waters on amusement projects.
Xu Zhen and Guo Wei walked around the amusement park several times with water guns, but they didn't find a suitable opportunity.
It wasn't until more than half an hour that they saw one of the guests tired of playing and was sitting on a bench on the side of the road eating ice cream with the children.
Xu Zhen sent him over in line with the principle of giving Guo Wei a little more shots.
Guo Wei held the big water gun, carefully guided the photographer to move to the back of the bench, and raised the muzzle of the gun at the back of the guest.
However, when he tried to spray water, he found that no matter how much he pulled the trigger, the muzzle of the gun would not come out.
Xu Zhen, who was in charge of releasing the wind, looked at it and couldn't help but look up at the sky.
He just wanted to sneak over and remind Guo Wei that the muzzle of the water gun is usually locked by default, and he needs to twist it to get out of the water, but in the next second, he saw Guo Wei overlapping the index and middle fingers of his two hands, and pulled the trigger with both hands through gritted teeth.
"Bang!"
There was a muffled sound, and the water tank of the water nourishing gun burst open from behind.
Thick green dye sprayed Guo Wei's face all over his body.
Xu Zhenqing saw this scene clearly, and immediately froze on the lawn not far away.
It wasn't loud, but it was enough to alarm the guests who were close by.
The man looked back and saw Guo Wei kneeling behind him, his face full of green water, he was stunned for a moment, and then immediately leaned back and laughed.
"Hahaha, oh my mom, isn't this a mighty god!"
The guest was so happy that he slapped his thigh, reached out to help Guo Wei, and shouted: "Weishen is polite!" ”
"Flatten, flatten!"
"You don't have to make such a big gift!!"
Not far away, Xu Zhen, who was lying in the grass, saw this scene and couldn't help but hang his head.
Sometimes, people's bad luck is not only due to natural disasters, but also due to human disasters......
……
Guo Wei's existence was discovered by one of the guests, which undoubtedly added three points of difficulty to their next task.
But fortunately, Xu Zhen was not exposed, and their ultimate task of abducting children was not exposed, so they could continue to play.
Xu Zhen thought that Guo Wei was a "variety show celebrity" at first, and he liked to discuss everything with him, but after this battle, he understood that discussing with Guo Wei might be helpful to increase the highlights of the show, but it would not have any positive significance for completing the task.
This guy is not a material that can make things happen at all.
He took advantage of Guo Wei's efforts to wash his face and change clothes, and reluctantly cleaned up the collapsed water gun, and there was still a little residual soup in it, but he could continue to use it.
The two of them bored and turned around the playground several times, and finally found the other two groups of guests before the guests' tasks were completed.
In one group, Xu Zhen took advantage of their kung fu to watch the acrobatic performance, and easily drew a cross behind the child's father and eliminated him.
And the remaining group is Chen Zhenghao and Liu Mengyao.
Because Brother Hao had already met Xu Zhen in the morning, and he knew that the two of them had come to record this episode to promote "Orphaned", so he was extra careful.
Xu Zhen and Guo Wei followed them for more than half an hour, and they didn't find too suitable opportunities.
It wasn't until noon that the family of three finally sat down after eating at a café in the playground.
Chen Zhenghao and the others sat on the open-air balcony on the third floor to dine, Xu Zhen stood on the roof, leaned on the railing and looked down, and said in a low voice: "Entering the terrace from the door will definitely be seen, I jump down from here, and the photographer will poke the camera down to shoot?" ”
After he said this, the director immediately said to him through the headset: "It's okay to shoot, you are not allowed to jump, it is too dangerous." ”
Xu Zhen said: "It's not dangerous, this floor is only more than three meters high at most, it's okay." ”
"Is it okay with more than three meters?" The director said noncommittally, "You may be fine, but many of the audience of our show are children, you know?" They will think you are handsome jumping from the roof to the balcony! ”