Chapter 102: Big Brother Failed (2)
Gao Zilan coughed with a dark face, signaling him to stop, that someone who has become like this when he gets a compliment is even more exciting than winning the lottery.
Under Gao Zilan's hint, Feng Chenyu had no choice but to eat obediently, and the three of them gathered around the seat and chatted, but Feng Chenyu couldn't say a word, not that he didn't want to say it, but that Gao Zilan didn't let him say it, for fear that the goofs would show his feet.
If you want to say that you have amnesia, you can answer that you don't know anything, but if you have amnesia and say things that you have never had before, then it will arouse suspicion.
"Come, come, get a few beers, Uncle Liu, I just have a good time with snacks today." Liu Ziguang took out a few cans of beer from the back room and placed them on the table.
Surprisingly, Uncle Liu didn't plan to drink alone, he planned to call some friends and chat together.
"Hey, Wang Ba, Xiaoyu is back today, let's have a drink together" Liu Ziguang said with a cigarette in his mouth, holding a nonia as hard as a brick in his ear.
"Oh, big brother, I have something to do today, so I'm not going. This is the response on the other end of the line.
Liu Ziguang frowned, scolded secretly, hung up the phone directly, and continued to call.
"Hey, Xiao Nan, come over and have some wine with me. ”
"Big brother can't do it, the last time I went to your place to drink, my wife didn't let me go to bed, another day. ”
"Okay, Xiao Nan, I didn't thank you for inviting you to eat a piece of chicken wings ten years ago, have you forgotten this?,"
"Don't say anything, my wife is here, I'm hanging!!"
Liu Ziguang hung up the phone silently and began to dial another number.
"Hey, Ali, come and have some drinks with me. ”
"Who are you?" said an impatient voice on the other end of the line.
"Who am I? I am your eldest brother Liu Ziguang, hurry up and come over to drink with Lao Tzu, Xiaoyu is back. ”
"Big brother, I have something to do today, let's do it another day. ”
"Ali, have you forgotten the sweet potatoes that Lao Tzu invited you to eat twenty years ago? ”
"Damn, didn't I eat half of your sweet potato in elementary school, as for holding on to it all the time, I still have something to see again." ”
Liu Ziguang just wanted to say something, but the other end of the phone had already hung up.
Liu Ziguang didn't call someone today, he didn't give up, he didn't give up again, and dialed another number.
"Wukong, I'm your eldest brother, Liu Ziguang, hurry up and drink with me, Xiaoyu is back. ”
"Big brother, let's go to school another day, I will send my son to school today, I don't have time. ”
"*** sister, you won't hand over your son to his mother, will you come by yourself?"
"No, the child is back to his hometown, I have to send it today, so be it, see you again"
Again, the phone hung up, and Uncle Liu didn't give up and dialed the number.
Feng Chenyu couldn't stand it anymore, and hurriedly said, "Forget Uncle Liu, let's eat by ourselves, don't call people." ”
Liu Ziguang grinned and said: "No, I, the eldest brother, am becoming less and less majestic, when I was young, I told them to go east, they definitely didn't dare to go west, and now these bastards have hard wings, unforgivable." ”
Feng Chenyu touched his chin, he probably guessed from Uncle Liu's phone call just now that those people were basically Uncle Liu's brothers before, and it seems that Uncle Liu seemed to have been the boss for a while before.
Liu Ziguang dialed his mobile phone again, and finally connected to another person.
"Heizi, I'm your eldest brother Liu Ziguang, Xiaoyu is back, hurry up and come over to drink with me. ”
"Big brother, my daughter is going to eat ice cream today, I have to accompany her, another day. ”
"Okay, Kuroko, you're ungrateful, I've blocked a knife for you before, and I've hurt you in vain. ”
"Isn't that the nail clippers that flew over in the kindergarten group fight? How many years have it been, I'm embarrassed to say no. ”
"Okay, you're just this person, I don't know you, see you again, our friendship has come to an end. ”
"Oh, it's good, see you again. The other end of the line hung up very simply.
Liu Ziguang was suddenly furious and said, "My *** sunspot." ”
"Uncle Liu, don't be angry, you call Uncle Brick, he will definitely come. Gao Zilan patted Liu Ziguang and said comfortingly.
Liu Ziguang nodded, and then dialed the legendary Nokia.
"Hey, is it a brick?"
"It's me, who are you?"
"I, your eldest brother, Liu Ziguang. ”
"Ao, it's Xiaoguang, what's the matter?"
"Do you talk like that? am I the eldest brother or are you the eldest brother?" Liu Ziguang said with a dark face and a cigarette in his mouth.
"I've known each other for many years, I don't care about my own people, let's talk about what's the matter, I'm carrying sandbags. ”
"Xiaoyu is back, missing for a while and coming back, now in this kind of place, come over and have a drink together. ”
"What's the matter? Xiaoyu is back? My eldest nephew is back, so I'll hurry over. ”
Before the voice fell, the other end of the phone hung up with a bang, and Liu Ziguang was already in tears.
"Damn, after so many years, only bricks are the most righteous, and I won't pay attention to those bastards anymore. Liu Ziguang touched the corner of his clothes and touched his tears.
And Feng Chenyu dragged his chin a little speechlessly, numbly putting vegetables in his mouth.
To be honest, when the eldest brother thinks that he is such a failure, and it is the first time he has seen him, the younger brother doesn't listen to him at all, is it still the eldest brother?
PS: These chapters are a bit few, I'm sorry, the deity said, Liu Ziguang has nothing to do with the orange era, don't think about it if you've seen the orange red, I just think this name is good, borrow it, because I really can't think of a good name, and I think the name Liu Ziguang matches the image of Hanger Langdang very well.