Chapter 537 - A Variety Show with Great Value for Money
"Hahaha......haha
In the backstage of the "Sound in the Ear" program group, the director who was over fifty years old heard Xu Zhen's words, slapped the table, and let out a barbell-like laughter.
Because, Xu Zhen's words just now, what "liberated from his original identity", "speaking with strength", and "I'm very happy" are actually the lines prepared for him by the program team.
When guests come to record the show and promote their TV series, they always have to be polite and praise the program group.
But combined with the context, these polite sentences have changed from fake compliments to sharp ridicule.
- Well, today I put on the mask of the "Cold Face Killer", and I will no longer be your old classmate Shen Tang.
Let's speak with strength, you ask yourself, do you have to call me "teacher"?
This wave was so much fun.
The director doesn't know if Xu Zhen did it on purpose or by coincidence, all in all, the variety show effect is full.
This paragraph has to be cut well.
……
And at this moment, in the studio hall.
The audience in the audience heard Xu Zhen's ridicule and looked at Shen Tang's embarrassment that he couldn't wait to get under the table, and they felt both funny and faintly shocked.
In all fairness, it was normal for Shen Tang not to guess.
None of them thought that the vocal master who was swaying freely on stage just now and changing ten kinds of voices in a row with weights would be Xu Zhen.
Xu Zhen is certainly a very good actor, but ......
Subconsciously, everyone always feels that his excellence is relative to his age.
He got the Magnolia Emperor two years ago, and everyone felt that it was the industry's encouragement to him; won the "Golden Rooster Award" for Best Supporting Actor half a year ago, and everyone felt that it was a bonus to the realistic theme.
It wasn't until today's performance that the audience suddenly discovered:
It turns out that putting aside all preconceptions about age and qualifications, this young man is already an excellent actor who can compete with old actors.
It's like your own children are growing up day by day, and you don't usually notice it;
Until a certain moment, the parents suddenly saw on the street and saw the little doll who used to be a toddler, now wearing a suit, talking and laughing with customers; Standing at the intersection, evacuating congested vehicles; Holding a high-pressure water cannon to save people on the fire ground; Kneeling on the ground and doing CPR for a strange old man......
Only then will I react: it turns out that the familiar and unfamiliar figure has already grown up.
On the stage, the host smiled and said to Xu Zhen: "Today's 'Cold Noodle Teacher' not only has a good dubbing, but also a variety of routines, which confuses our guessing team." ”
"Did you design these routines in advance?"
Xu Zhen shook his head and said, "It's not designed in advance. ”
"For example, when I met Senior Brother Gao at the airport, I definitely didn't expect it in advance."
Hearing him mention this stubble again, the audience couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Xu Zhen said: "Many times, when encountering unexpected situations, you can only improvise and see the moves. ”
He looked at the audience with a serious face and said, "I feel that it is a very interesting thing to be in a hurry and fight wits and courage." ”
"If you are interested, welcome to pay attention to the popular TV series "Kite", which is also the charm of spy war dramas......
"Hahahahaha......"
The topic suddenly turned to "Kite", and this wave of undisguised hardcore advertisements caused laughter in the audience.
The host glanced at Xu Zhen, raised his eyebrows, and said to the audience: "Do you know why Xu Zhen's nickname today is called 'Cold Face Killer'?" ”
When Xu Zhen heard this question, his face suddenly froze.
This...... Do you have to explain it?
Such a cold joke?
He was about to say a few words of nonsense, but the host had already spoken: "This nickname actually comes from the TV series "Kite". ”
"The role played by Xu Zhen in the play is a 'cold-faced killer'."
When the words fell, the host smiled, stretched out his hand and pointed behind him, and said, "Please look at the big screen." ”
Xu Zhen: "......"
There are even video clips??
He looked back in amazement, only to see that in the screen, the palace in a gray robe was holding a gun on the roof, not moving at all.
Suddenly, with a muffled "bang", the bullet of the sniper rifle passed through the dense crowd and accurately pierced the chest of a middle-aged man.
In the exclamations all over the street, Gong Shu didn't look downstairs, and left casually, with a sneer on his face.
"Uh-huh......!!"
Suddenly, the audience in the studio hall exclaimed.
This dangerous and arrogant feeling...... So handsome!
It's really a veritable "cold-faced killer"!
Unfortunately, the video clip doesn't end here.
In the next second, the camera turned, and the picture came from the noisy roof to an elegant Western restaurant.
The "cold noodle killer" who had just sniped his target with one shot in the downtown was sitting at the dining table at this time, glancing at a plate of pasta on the seat next to him, swallowing his saliva carefully, and whispering, "Or, I'll eat it for her, right?" Save on waste. ”
Opposite him, Zheng Yao, played by Liu Yongqing, was stunned for a moment, then turned his head with a smile and made a "please" gesture.
After getting the agreement, Gong Shu immediately dragged the plate of pasta over, mixed it with meat sauce, rolled it with a fork, and ate it all like a whirlwind.
The audience in the studio hall was suddenly shocked by this sudden change in painting style.
"Hahahahaha!!ha
"Oh my mom, is it a pasta killer?!"
"He also dipped the meat sauce on the plate with bread hahahahaha!"
"The essence, Gollum...... Oops, show me I'm hungry! ”
"What kind of role is the 'cold noodle' teacher playing, it's so funny!"
"Director Liu and Xu Zhen, the configuration of this drama is okay, the picture texture looks good, go back and take a look at it at night"
“……”
On the stage, Xu Zhen looked at this clip with a helpless expression.
Alas, okay......
Anyway, it's all for the promotion of the TV series......
After a while, after this clip is broadcast, I will say a few more words about the scene, and break the painting style of this drama in the normal direction......
However, just when he thought the clip was about to end, the screen switched again, from the high-definition footage of the show to the relatively low-definition behind-the-scenes footage.
I saw that a figure in the lower right corner of the camera was circled, and there, Xu Zhen, who was wearing a palace costume, was holding a transparent lunch box and eating cold noodles with his head bored.
As the camera zoomed in, Xu Zhen noticed that someone was approaching him.
He reflexively raised his head, put the cold face into his mouth, and said with a whining: "Brother, I'm hungry, just eat two bites!" ”
Outside the camera, Liu Yongqing's voice sounded and said, "Wait a while and eat in the play!" You're full now, what if NG does? ”
Xu Zhen saw that the cold noodles were about to be snatched away, so he twisted the lunch box to the side, and said, "Brother, I'm definitely not NG, I'm definitely going to have one!" ”
"Two more bites, my noodles, ah-"
The video clip on the big screen came to an abrupt end with this wail.
Xu Zhen: "......"
He quietly looked up at the picture on the big screen, and suddenly didn't want to turn back to face the audience.
At this time, Liu Yongqing, who had already withdrawn, sat on the guest seat, raised his head slightly and whistled calmly in the atmosphere of laughter.
……
In the first issue of "Sound in the Ear", all the viewers present remembered the TV series "Kite", and even more firmly remembered their "cold noodle" teacher.
When it was time to leave the venue, there were even many viewers who felt unfinished and reluctant.
"Hey, I've watched the scene so many times, and it's the first time I've looked forward to the show so much!"
"Yes yes, so do I! I want to see the performance of the 'cold noodle' teachers in the infield, it must be interesting! ”
"Haha, Teacher Mei and Director Liu watched Xu Zhen 'rely on the old and sell the old' in the recording studio, will they die of laughter?"
"I feel like I'm not watching a variety show, it's a movie, 'Teacher Cold Noodles' has a soul"
“……”
The staff in charge of grooming listened to the audience's discussions, and felt both proud and sad.
——The much-loved "Cold Noodle Teacher" is about to withdraw from the competition after only recording this episode.
It's a pity that this popular guest just played and left, and couldn't bring sustained popularity to his show.
The "Sound in the Ear" program team felt very sad, but Xu Zhen himself was fine.
The crew of "Outwitting Tiger Mountain" only gave them a week's leave, and he didn't have time to stay here.
In addition, the publicity that should be done has also been done, and the skills that should be shown have also been shown, all the purposes of this episode of the show have been achieved, and it doesn't make much sense to record a few more episodes.
In the end, we still have to focus on the cause.
Early the next morning, Xu Zhen did not delay much and immediately returned to the snow town to prepare for the follow-up filming of the movie.
In the next two days, the other actors of the crew also returned to the location one after another, and the "Outwitting Tiger Mountain" team assembled again.
Director Xu Wenguang took everyone down the mountain for a reunion dinner, and then the crew returned to a tense state of operation.
After a week of relaxation and physiotherapy, most people have swept away the fatigue accumulated years ago, and their spirits are full again;
But there are also people who have other jobs during this period, they are busier than when they were in the crew, and they don't have a good rest at all, so they can only grit their teeth with a pair of dark circles under their eyes;
In addition, there are a very small number of people, although they have rested, but because they have rested too well, the whole person has fallen into a serious post-holiday crotch pull syndrome, the face is swollen, the eyes are blank, and the soul is not possessed all day long.
"Click!"
Director Xu Wenguang stood on the side of the set, frowned, and knocked on the table with the script rolled into a roll, shouting: "Lin Xiaobo, what are you laughing at?" Can this also be laughed at? ”
"Your comrade-in-arms has been punched in the head, you should grieve, grief and indignation!"
After a while, the shooting was paused again.
Director Xu shouted angrily: "Lin Xiaobo, are you dreaming? ”
"I didn't wake up and wash my face with snow!"
“……”
"Click!"
A few minutes later, Lin Xiaobo was again stopped by the director.
He saw Xu Wenguang staring at the monitor for a long time without speaking, and shouted with a collapsed face: "Director Xu, I'm serious!" I'm really serious! ”
"I didn't laugh!"
Xu Wenguang stood with his arms crossed, frowned and looked at the image on the monitor, and said dissatisfiedly: "Why is your face so big?" ”
"How many pounds of meat have you grown in the New Year?!"
Lin Xiaobo: "......"
……
On the first day of resumption of work after the year, several unlucky people represented by Lin Xiaobo were directly scolded by the director.
And Xu Zhen is certainly not in this range.
In order to record "Sound into the Ear", he conducted a round of high-intensity imitation training in a short period of time, which gave him a deeper understanding of pronunciation skills, but improved in terms of lines.
This also gives him more diverse choices for the expression of the characters' emotions.
Here in Snow Town, the filming of "Outwitting Tiger Mountain" is in full swing.
At the same time, Xu Zhen's issue of "Sound in the Ear" was also released simultaneously on TV stations and online platforms after the post-production.
Xu Zhen is busy filming at this time, and he has no time or interest to rewatch the program he recorded.
So, that night, Xu Zhen got off the play, took a hot shower, and fell asleep before ten o'clock.
Early the next morning, he returned to the station after his morning exercise, holding his mobile phone, searching for "sound in the ear", wanting to check the audience's evaluation of this episode of the show.
Unexpectedly, under this topic, there are many bizarre and popular entries.
Such as #Cold Face Killer#, #许真一人分饰八角#, and #梅湘催人泪下#这种, which are basically normal;
But in these later entries, it is becoming more and more abnormal:
For example, #Xu Haoyu's acting skills exploded#, #宋彧哈利波特#, #陈正豪修摩托车#, #意大利肉酱面#, #沈唐拜许真为师#......
Xu Zhen looked at it and couldn't help but want to laugh.
I've got it on this episode, but it's really worth the money......
not only promoted "Kite", but also helped his friends around him bring a wave of rhythm.
Even the irrelevant TV series "Benevolent Doctor" has been stained.
After a while, the little bolt passed by, glanced at the page on Xu Zhen's mobile phone, and said, "Brother Zhen, have you gone to record "Sound in the Ear"?" ”
"What's the matter, have you been promoted?"
As he spoke, he looked at the popular entries under the topic of "sound in the ear" and asked, "Hey, brother, who are your guests in this issue?" You, Xu Haoyu, Song Yu and Chen Zhenghao? ”
Xu Zhen: "......"
This...... I'm sorry for the bolts, but none of them came, just me.
……
At the same time, the crew of "Lin Hai Xueyuan" is here.
Li Mingyuan, who also participated in "Sound in the Ear" to promote the new drama, looked at the hot topics on the Internet and was silent.
Opposite him, Jin Ying, the producer of "Lin Hai Xueyuan", supported his chin with one hand, flipped through the comments of netizens about this episode with a blank face, and said lightly: "I've turned through seven or eight articles, and I haven't seen you yet." ”
"I can't guess who the real guests are just by looking at the online comments."
Li Mingyuan: "...... I'm sorry sister. ”
Jin Ying was silent for a long time and said, "Even if you are a little hot because you are not worthy, you can do it." ”
"It's not up or down, it's not a topic at all, and no one notices you at all!"
Li Mingyuan: "......"
So, blame me?
Blame me for being too good??