Episode 8 Same Desire
After a few glasses of wine, some people start to become indulgent.
"One more drink, one more drink. ”
Shenyu and Marisa are the two people who have the most trouble, and the wine is like water, and it is poured into the mouth desperately.
"Drink so much, I won't move you back if you get drunk later!"
Seeing Marisa's eyes blurred and barely able to stand on her feet, I kindly reminded.
"Whew, that's ruthless!"
The girl staggered over, her feet went limp, she fell down violently, and she was lying on my back. A strong smell of wine came out of her mouth, and I was a little dizzy.
Why is this guy so heavy?
"Don't get so close to me!"
"What's the matter? Come on, drink as much as you want!"
"Woohoo......"
Unable to refuse, Marisa had gagged me with the bottle she was holding.
Don't stuff what you've taken into someone's mouth!
People who are drunk are completely unreasonable, and I realize this very deeply at this moment.
"Phew. ”
I managed to get rid of the drunk, and I wiped my mouth vigorously.
Marisa ran to the side and danced a strange dance, and although Kirino didn't drink, they were all excited to mess around with her.
"Wow!"
Reimu also felt a little drunk, looking at this qiē with a smile, but suddenly felt that his feet were touched by someone.
"What are you doing?"
She glared angrily at the man across from her and asked aloud.
"Ah, what did you say?"
Hearing the other party's rhetorical question, Miss Wumaiden realized that Dongfang Yao was holding a bowl in one hand and chopsticks in the other, which could not be done by him at all.
So who would be hiding under the quilt and sneaking themselves away?
As soon as she wanted to lift the quilt to take a look, she felt something creep up her feet. At the same time as Reimu felt creepy, a small head emerged from the kotatsu.
"Purple !!!"
Unexpectedly, it turned out to be a crack monster, and the girl was so surprised that she couldn't speak.
"Hoo ......"
Yakumo Zi turned over with difficulty, face up, and looked at her.
"How's it going? Aren't you taken aback?"
At this moment, in her heart, it was full of the pleasure of the success of the prank. When he touched the other party's calf, this guy trembled several times!
The stunned expression on Reimu's face vanished, and she silently stretched out her chopsticks, took a piece of white radish from the pot, and placed it on top of Yakumo's head.
"What do you want to do?"
The Crack Youkai felt a little uncomfortable and couldn't help but ask with a shudder.
"Ah, my hand slipped......"
The clamped chopsticks suddenly loosened, and the radish rolled in the air and fell, "popping", and just fell right in the middle of her head.
"Sneer......"
Sticking to the location of the freshly baked ingredients, a puff of white smoke came out of the ground.
"Good-!!! hot"
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Looking through the mirror at the red mark in the center of his forehead, Yakumo couldn't help but frown deeply.
"It's too much to attack me with that kind of thing!"
"Hmph, it's your own doing. ”
Reimu snorted expressionlessly. Even if she had to do it again, she would still do it.
"Goo, I just wanted to say hello to you! ”
"In that case, let me in through the main entrance!"
Dongfang Yao is like this, and this guy is the same, he always does something that makes people cry and laugh, which is really troublesome.
Seeing that the witch was not moved in the slightest, Yakumo Zi knew that it was impossible for her to get the mercy of the other party.
"Hard-hearted. ”
With a few words, she ran to the other side.
"Orient, help me get rid of this abominable thing. ”
"Isn't it good to keep it? I think it's good for you. ”
"If you like it, I'll give you a hot one......"
Lunch lasted more than an hour.
The little girls naturally eat with round stomachs, and they are reluctant to move when they lie on the ground. Marisa and Shenyu were even more drunk, and they slept on the floor with their limbs wide open. Reimu and Yakumo Purple are better than them, but they are also in a state where they can't fight.
As a result, I was the only one who was responsible for cleaning up in the end!
"Shhh...... It's cold. ”
The water in the dishes was like ice, and my hands were almost frozen.
As soon as the right hand opened and closed, a red fireball the size of a ping-pong ball appeared in the palm of his hand. With a flick, I tossed the fireball into the sink.
The clear water, which was still cold, immediately gushed out a thick steam. I reached in and tested it, and found that the temperature was just right.
"It's long overdue!"
I kept shaking my head, sighing at my hindsight.
After a few minutes, there was a faint sound of footsteps behind me, as if someone had entered.
"I'll be on my own, I don't need your help. ”
The footsteps were very soft, and I thought it was Misia, but when I looked back, I was surprised to find that it was Yakumo Murasaki.
"Hey, what are you doing here?"
I'm sure he's not here to help me, this guy never seems to have done housework before!
"Nothing, just to come and see. ”
The crack monster put his hands behind his back, probing his brain, that look......
"It's suspicious. ”
"Don't you believe me?"
"Well, I don't believe it. ”
I never believed what she said.
"It's a big blow, you're a terrible person. ”
The girl puffed out her cheeks, and she really couldn't tell that she was an old monster who had lived for more than a thousand years.
"It's useless for me to sell cuteness. ”
I turned my head and didn't look at her again.
"Cut. ”
Yakumo Zi couldn't help but bared his teeth, there was really no way to fool him!
"Naw. ”
"Huh?"
I replied casually, but the action of washing the dishes did not slow down in the slightest.
"You really ...... Are you going to find out the first reincarnation?"
Noticing a hint of heaviness in Yakumo Zi's tone, did she also care about this matter?
"Well...... There's no way, people whisper to me, there's no way to refuse!"
"Don't you think I don't know who you are?"
The crack monster snorted coldly and said disdainfully.
"Needless to say, it must be because you think this thing is interesting that you are willing to help others!"
"Hehe, you know me well!"
Since the other party has seen through it, I am embarrassed to continue to hide it.
"Don't blame me for not reminding you, remember to be careful, if you do too many of these things, you will be hated by Lord Ryujin!"
"Ah, Mo, are you worried about me?"
"Don't be too arrogant. ”
Yakumo suddenly felt angry, and immediately stepped forward and attacked the man's head with a drill.
"It hurts, it hurts!"
Because I couldn't pull my hands out, I was powerless to resist, so I could only silently endure her violence.
"It's just because if you're really excluded by Lord Ryujin, there will be one less person who can bring me fun!"
After weighing it again, the Rift Youkai thought it would be more useful to keep the other party.
"It's so ruthless. ”
My words were exchanged for two heavy blows from the other party.
"One more question for you. ”
Yakumo squatted down next to me, staring intently at the bubbles created by the detergent in the sink.
"How sure are you. ”
"Well, that's a bit hard to say!"
I thought for a moment, shrugged my shoulders and replied.
"It depends on how well the preparation is done. ”
If you don't prepare enough, you won't be able to succeed.
"Really?"
Yakumo Zi groaned for a while, and suddenly took out something and put it on my neck.
"What is this?"
I looked down and saw that the part of the body that had fallen to my chest could tell that it was a somewhat long white cloth.
"It's the first used breast wrapper!"
"Poof......
My thoughts almost stopped because of her words.
"Wait, why are you taking this out of this?"
And also threw it to me.
"Aren't you looking for something that the first generation used? This is what she used personally!
As one of the best friends of the first Hakurei shrine maiden, Yakumo Purple naturally hopes to meet each other again.
However, her face was twitching, and no matter how she looked at it, it looked like she was trying to endure it and not let herself burst into laughter!
This wicked-eyed old witch.
"But you don't need anything like that, do you?"
If Imaizumi Shadow Wolf or Shenyu knew about it, needless to say, it would definitely tear me to pieces.
"Poof...... Hahaha. ”
The maniacal laughter that I was holding back finally broke out.
"You...... Are you stupid enough to really think that after all this time, I will still be able to keep her breastcloth?"
After laughing for a long time, Yakumo Zi stopped, covered his stomach and said.
Well, that's right! That kind of thing should have been reduced to ashes a long time ago!
"So what the hell is this?"
She couldn't have just taken a white cloth to tease me, was she?
"Oh, that's the crotch cloth she wears a lot. ”
"Ahhh
Isn't that even more excessive?
Looking at the realm girl who was almost dying of laughter, I couldn't tell which of what she said was true and which was false.
Sure enough, I couldn't trust her.
"Hahaha, actually, I forgot what it was used for. ”
Yakumo Zi tapped his head and stuck out his tongue with a "hey".
It wasn't by chance that she didn't know she was hiding such a thing!
"The only thing that is clear is that it really belongs to the original used item. ”
Indeed, the spiritual power remaining on the white cloth was somewhat similar to that on Reimu's body.
Forget it, no matter what it comes from, as long as it can come in handy, I'll take it first!
"You're really a hentai! ”
The Rift Youkai covered its mouth and let out a string of hateful snickerers.
"If you have any opinions, don't leave them to me in the first place. ”
I rolled my eyes at her a few times, this bastard wouldn't have given me that thing in the first place with the idea of seeing my jokes, would he?
By the way, if it doesn't work out in the end, remember to return it to me, I'll still be useful!"
What is it used for?
"Wait, I have something to say. ”
I shouted, stopping her as she was leaving.
"Don't eavesdrop on my conversations with others in the future, it's a violation of privacy! ”
“......”
Yakumo's footsteps stopped, and after a while, she turned back and smiled at me.
"Do you think you're qualified to say that about me?"