Chapter 108: The Art of Please

In the basement of Li Xiao's villa, Zhang Biao put one hand in front of his forehead, chanted words in his mouth, and stepped on the ground rhythmically with one foot, and was "please".

Chu Xiaoqian was sitting on Li Xiao's big chair, on Li Xiao's wide boss's table, Xiaoshan and Xiaohao were gathered together, and the three of them were squeaking and playing pachinko. Since Chu Xiaotian sent Zhang Chongzhen here to inform Li Xiao, it has been another two days, and at midnight tomorrow night, it will be the time when the spirit realm will be born.

Chu Xiaoqian didn't go back with Chu Xiaotian, this eccentric eldest lady had already regarded this place as her home, and after a few days, Zhang Biao, the old ghost, Xiaoshan and Xiaohao got along quite well with Miss Chu. Miss Chu is beautiful and cute, but her usual personality is a little bit rude. Of course, the so-called "unruly" is divided according to Miss Chu's own statement, since Zhang Biao and the old ghost are not the "big liars" she hates the most, and Xiaoshan and Xiaohao are two little cuties, Miss Chu gets along with them, and they are naturally harmonious!

The old ghost sat cross-legged in a corner of the basement, pressing a small yellowish piece of jade to his forehead. Li Xiao thought that this piece of tattered was a fragment of a jade artifact buried in those ancient tombs, but the old ghost firmly believed that it was a "jade slip" with a secret seal. It's a pity that this piece has been studied by the old ghost for ten years, and he has not been able to learn magic from it.

The old ghost's cultivation has been stagnant for a period of time above the cultivation bottleneck of the sixth heaven of qi accumulation, and seeing that the spiritual realm is about to be born, the old ghost has been forgetting to sleep and eat in the past few days to use the spiritual sense to support the "jade slip", but it is a pity that he has wasted a few days in vain, and he is going to do useless work again.

"Ah~~"

With a long sigh, the old ghost opened his old yellow eyes, shook his head, and put the jade slip into his pocket dejectedly. Looking at Zhang Biao, who was concentrating on stomping his feet and chanting mantras, and had gradually entered the state, the old ghost frowned slightly, nodded and said, "Yes, this time there is progress, much faster than the last time." However, the spiritual consciousness invited is still too ignorant, condensed and not condensed, and it seems that the invitation is wrong. As he spoke, he raised a hand and suddenly pointed it out lightly.

"Whew!"

With a slight sound of breaking the air, a ghost power containing Meizu's unique cold aura came out of his fingers and hit Zhang Biao's forehead at once. Zhang Biao, who was puffing out his eyes and his face was flushed, stiffened, and lay on the ground with a "plop".

Zhang Biao had already made up his mind a few days ago to follow Li Xiao and the others to the spiritual realm in order to "attain the Tao and ascend to immortality". Anyway, he is just one person, and he eats the whole family without hunger, and he has nothing to worry about. So the day after the "naked dance", Zhang Biao returned to the police station, fired his top boss, and wrapped up and lived here.

A little embarrassed to get up from the ground, rubbed the aching buttocks, Zhang Biao said a little dissatisfied: "I said senior, I have been chanting spells no less than a hundred times in the past few days, every time you say that I have a deviation in casting, although you are an experienced hundred-year-old ghost, but will you also be wrong? This time my feeling is very ethereal and clear, if you don't interrupt the junior, maybe the junior will succeed this time." ”

The old ghost half-closed his eyes and said slowly: "This old ghost has reached the realm of the sixth heaven of qi accumulation, and it only takes one more step, it is a high-level Meizu in the qi accumulation period, how could I be wrong about your little trick to ask for a trick? Just now, this old ghost did sense a trace of spiritual consciousness in the underworld void, but this spiritual consciousness was condensed but not condensed, and the consciousness was obscurant, obviously I don't know which way it is the yin spirit. In order for your technique to succeed, the spiritual consciousness you invite must be condensed and your consciousness clear, so that you will maintain your consciousness after the gods come to the body, you know? Go on, do you do it again!"

Xiao Shan, who was playing pachinko with relish, laughed and said, "This old guy knows how to ask for a fart, do you believe him? He is deliberately playing tricks on you!"

The old ghost blew his beard in dissatisfaction and said: "What are you talking about Xiaoshan, my old ghost has lived for more than 100 years, and I have never eaten pork, and I have never seen a pig walking? Although I don't know how to ask for a beggar, how can I hide it from my eyes because of the possessed spirit that Officer Zhang invited? You must know that when you go to that fairy realm through the spiritual realm, there is a very dangerous space crack, if you don't invite the righteous god to possess the body, with your physical body, as soon as you enter the space crack, it will be flat when you reach that world, don't say that I didn't remind you when the time comes. ”

"I cut it, as if he knew everything. Xiaoshan raised his little face in disdain. If it was in normal times, the old ghost said that he was young and ignorant, Xiaoshan would have immediately pounced on him and started to fix his hairstyle, but now he was playing pachinko and had a lot of fun, and after muttering a word, he turned his head away, and didn't bother to pay attention to the old ghost.

Zhang Biao sat on the ground weakly, rubbed his buttocks and muttered: "Senior, is this a way for me to rest for a while, today is just such a little time, I have asked for seven times, and each time I drop a dog to chew shit." I'm not an inflatable doll, so I can't stand such a fall!"

In the past few days, in order to "improve his strength" quickly, Zhang Biao followed the advice of the old ghost and began to practice "Please Da Fa" like crazy. However, this spell is not something that can be cast at any time, and once the gods are on the body, it will take a short time to perform this spell again. It was a plan made by the two of them, once they felt that Zhang Biao's spell might be an unknown "evil god", the old ghost would interrupt his spell, so that Zhang Biao could keep repeating it, in order to practice makes perfect, and truly master this "family heirloom" that Zhang Biao was proud of.

Originally, if someone interrupted the spell, it would easily lead to a backlash and hurt the caster. On the night of Li Daocheng's conjuring of spirits, Zhang Biao frantically sabotage, and Li Daocheng did not dare to scatter his spiritual power at will. But the old ghost's cultivation is a lot higher than Li Daocheng's, and Zhang Biao's technique of inviting the beggar, in the final analysis, is a spell that invites the "gods" to come to the body, and the pure yin ghost power of the old ghost is the most easy to dissipate the "god" force with a trace of spiritual sense. The old ghost interrupted Zhang Biao's spell, but it didn't let him suffer from the spell, but the spiritual power that he had worked so hard to gather was scattered, but Zhang Biao inevitably felt dizzy in an instant, and in the past few days, he didn't know how much he had been thrown by the old ghost.

"Alas, the children can't be taught!" the old ghost sighed, shook his head and said: "This is a great law, it can also be regarded as a long-standing thaumaturgy, if it runs freely, when the spell is cast, it can be achieved in a few breaths." Once the gods are on the body, it is not a problem to destroy the immortals and the Buddhas. It's a pity! This technique has been lost for a long time, and you have this kind of opportunity, but you don't practice it well, you really don't want to be motivated, I don't even know how to say hello. ”

The old ghost's half-literate speech confused this officer Zhang Da, whose English was a little better than Chinese, and Zhang Biao touched his head in confusion and said, "Old senior, what do you mean by this?"

The old ghost glared at him and said, "That is to say, if you cultivate hard and cultivate to the point where practice makes perfect, you don't have to nag for a long time, but you can invite God to come up in a blink of an eye." Once you invite the gods to come up, even if it is full of gods and Buddhas, you will have to give you three points, that's what it means. ”

Zhang Biao's eyes suddenly bulged, and he said, "Really?"

The old ghost's two eyes were bigger than Zhang Biao's: "Naturally it's true, I'm over a hundred years old, why are you lying to an offspring boy?"

Zhang Biaoqian jumped up suddenly, as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, stomped his feet and continued to recite the incantation.

Alas, the old ghost sighed secretly in his heart, no wonder others say that ghosts deceive people and deceive the dead. How can this man be so easy to deceive?

As far as the old ghost knows, this please ** is just a low-level spell that is low and low, and it is generally used by those half-bucket water Taoist priests who are not in the secular world to cheat their mouths, saying a thaumaturgy, which even the old ghost himself does not believe. Although the old ghost is not familiar with the operation of spiritual power in this spell and the method of using spells to attract spirits, Zhang Biao has cast the spell several times, and the spiritual power fluctuations when the gods are about to go up have already let him know. This so-called "please beg the great law", invited just some yin spirits wandering in the yin and yang worlds, these yin spirits are so weak that even the old ghosts can't see it, just rely on the power blessed by these wandering souls and wild ghosts, want to "punish the immortals and destroy the Buddha", isn't that not waking up?

Of course, the old ghost didn't mean to play tricks on Zhang Biao. In any case, Zhang Biao only knows such a technique, and there is no harm in practicing more. Now Tai Suizi and Li Xiao have both entered their own spiritual realm to cultivate, and this cultivation has lasted for several days, and neither of them has come out of the spiritual realm, and I don't know if this major event will be delayed because of this. As soon as he thought of this, the old ghost was in a hurry, but there was nothing he could do, so let Zhang Biao practice this great law, and he was pointing and poking beside him, which could be regarded as something to do! Otherwise, he would really be in a hurry and go crazy.

If Li Xiao couldn't wake up from the spiritual realm on time, the old ghost himself didn't know what to do, and if Li Xiao didn't come out, Xiaoshan would definitely not leave him behind. Let's go alone! Not to mention whether he dares to go by himself with his courage, he has been with Li Xiaoshan for the past four years, and they are as close to each other as family, leaving the two of them alone, the old ghost asks himself if he can't be so unrighteous.

After pacing a few steps like an ant on a hot pot, the old ghost glanced at Xiao Shan, who was carefree and giggling with Miss Chu and Xiao Hao, and couldn't help but let out a long sigh.

"Usually cultivating in the spirit realm, no matter how much it is, it's only a day and a half, Li Xiao, what are you doing this time? Why did you delay it for so long. Alas, aren't you deliberately making people anxious?"

The old ghost muttered with a sad face, and suddenly seemed to feel something, frowned, and turned to look at Zhang Biao.

"Hey, this time it's so fast, and this spiritual sense is so condensed, it seems that it really succeeded?"

Looking at Zhang Biao, who was flickering with light on his body, the old ghost muttered strangely: "Isn't this please ** to chant a spell for a long time? Why is it so fast this time, is it really that after the ** is proficient, is it really the upper body of the god who is only in a few breaths? Forget it, no matter, you can continue to practice! Anyway, there is no harm to you in practicing a lot." ”

The old ghost said, absent-mindedly. With a "plop", Zhang Biao fell straight down again.

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