"Did my mother do anything to you again?"

Lu Xiangyang asked nervously.

Erfu said indignantly: "Fifth uncle, the milk almost killed my mother. ”

"Fourth sister-in-law, is what Erfu said true?" Lu Xiangyang's eyes were full of pain in an instant: "Why does my mother bully honest people?" ”

Ye Xia smiled and comforted: "It's all over, you don't need to take it to heart." ”

"Fifth uncle, my family has been separated from the old house, and there is no way for my grandmother to bully us in the future, and my mother is very powerful now, and my grandmother and sister-in-law are afraid of my mother!" Erfu's face was full of pride, afraid that the fifth uncle would not believe it, so he reached out and tugged at Sanfu's trouser legs: "Sanfu, you tell the fifth uncle, the second brother is right." ”

Sanfu wrapped his arms around the neck of his fifth uncle, and raised his milk voice to prove to Erfu: "Fifth uncle, my second brother is telling the truth, and my mother has really become so powerful." ”

Apricot eyes bent into crescent moons, Ye Xia shook her head funny: "Mother is so amazing what you said?" ”

"Yes!" At this time, regardless of Erfu Sanfu's statement, even Daifuku hooked the corners of his mouth in response.

"I think my mother is even more powerful than my father, Sanfu, do you admit it?"

Erfu said in a childish voice, not forgetting to ask Sanfu.

"Hmm."

Sanfu nodded solemnly, but he added fearfully: "Dad's face is so scary...... "Erfu didn't make a sound!" Sanfu is right, Dad's face is cold, it looks scary, he actually doesn't dare to be presumptuous in front of his father, as for yesterday's raising the bar with Dad, that's ...... has a mother on the side, otherwise, he wouldn't dare to say to his father that the milk is not.

"Tell me, why is your father's face scary? He's just not used to laughing, he looks cold, and he can't be associated with being scary. ”

Ye Xia was very helpless, but she couldn't reprimand the child for this, but she still had to say what she should say, so as not to misunderstand the man again.

Frowning and thinking about it, Erfu asked in a childish voice: "Mother, won't my father laugh?" ”

"Of course your dad will laugh, he's just not used to it for a while, if you don't believe it, you go back and try to tell your dad a joke and see if he will smile then." Ye Xia smiled and proposed.

Erfu was worried: "But I can't tell jokes!" ”

"Mother will tell you one now, and then you will tell your father about it."

"Hmm." Erfu nodded his head.

Ye Xia thought for a while, and then told a joke with a smile: "There are two children, one is called Maomao and the other is called Doudou, this night, Maomao came to find Doudou: Let's go to the courtyard to count the stars." Doudou said to Maomao: It's so dark, can you count it? I think let's go to bed first at night and count when it's dawn tomorrow. ”

Quiet.

Including Lu Xiangyang, none of the eldest and third children laughed, which made Ye Xia suspect that what he just told was not a joke at all.

Clinker, the next moment, Erfu and Sanfu almost laughed "haha".

"Mother, Doudou is so funny, haha......" Erfu laughed so much that tears came out: "He actually said that he would count the stars after dawn, didn't he know that the stars only come out at night?" ”

Dafu and Lu Xiangyang also laughed loudly, but they didn't laugh as exaggeratedly as Erfu and Sanfu.

"Second brother is right, where did the stars come from during the day." Sanfu said with a smile.

Ye Xia secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and finally regained some confidence in himself in telling jokes.

"yes, the stars don't come out during the day."

Erfu still wanted to hear jokes, so he couldn't help but beg his mother: "Mother, tell one more, tell another one, I still have to listen to jokes." ”

"Okay." Ye Xia happily responded......