Chapter Ninety-Nine: Being a Man Is Not Authentic

Suddenly, Feng Chenyu clapped his hands and remembered something, he was not dressed yet, he was like beach pants all over his body, and most of his body was exposed.

In broad daylight, isn't this a little too exquisite, originally he wanted to change into the clothes made for him by his senior sister when he entered the city, so he threw away the robe, but now he doesn't even wear the tattered robe, is it wearing pants and walking around in the crowd?

"Hey, I said beauty, I will admit it if you take my treasure and take my treasure knife, but you can't do it, you have picked off my clothes and there is no humanity, return my clothes quickly." Feng Chenyu turned to look at Han Bing and stretched out his hand to ask him for something.

Han Bing rarely showed an innocent look, and said: "It's shocking that your clothes can block bullets, scientists think that this is made of unknown materials, you should fully study it, and return it to you when the research is thorough." ”

"Your sister, the deception is too much, I fucking went into the city and the treasures were taken away, even if I didn't let go of my clothes, just give me a fucking pants? Feng Chenyu pointed at Han Bing bitterly and condemned loudly.

"What's the use of telling me, you go to those scientists. ”

", there, I'll go find him now. ”

"Are you sure? really such a kind, such a man?"

"That's right, I do what I say. ”

"Okay, you are powerful, in the center of the capital, it is taken by national first-class scientists, you go to them, according to my expectations, those scientists are guarded with guns twenty-four hours a day. ”

"Don't say anything, go get me some clothes, I'll change them at once. ”

Han Bing said disdainfully, "Aren't you looking for them to get clothes?"

Feng Chenyu blinked his eyes and said innocently, "Yes, why don't I remember." ”

"You" Han Bing saw such a thick skin for the first time, and he broke his promise too quickly, he just stood up one second, and broke it the next.

Feng Chenyu smiled slyly, joking, not to mention how far this is from those cheating scientists, even those guns can kill themselves in seconds, how could they lose their lives for a piece of clothing.

In fact, now he knows how mysterious the abbot is, and a tattered robe sent is invulnerable, and it is very light to wear, and it feels no different from other coarse cloth clothes, but the result is ** surprised, resisting the bullet This is a mortal thing.

If a tattered robe is invulnerable, then other things, such as the worn Buddha beads strung with pebbles, and the Buddha staff made of branches and forks, are not each one more powerful than the other.

Feng Chenyu's face was pale, he knew that he had missed a treasure, and he had found it by his side, but fortunately, he already knew it, otherwise he would have vomited blood if he lost it.

As for the scientist's research clothes, he didn't have to think about it to know that the Dao was sent from above, this thing is very light and very hard, he will definitely think that this is a special material made, if it can be artificially made, wouldn't that day be a shock to the world, but Feng Chenyu shook his head self-deprecatingly, metaphysics and science are impossible to get along, it is difficult to explain metaphysics with science, otherwise how to explain what he saw in the Great Compassion Temple, such a big Buddha statue is a miracle in the world, and there are extraordinary people who are incomprehensible.

"Hey, beauty, hurry up and get your clothes. Feng Chenyu looked like an uncle, sitting on a chair and ordering Han Bing condescendingly.

Han Bing said expressionlessly, "Don't go." "Nani, how can this be reasonable, it's against you, take away the clothes and treasures of Lao Ke, and only have a trouser left, is it too much to ask for a dress for you?" Feng Chenyu raised his eyebrows angrily, and the teachings I received in the Great Compassion Temple in the past asked him to replace me with Lao Gao.

"Old man, are you a monk?" Han Bing squinted his eyes and despised him, looking up and down, the more he looked at it, the more he looked like a tomb robber, with dirty and weedy hair, obscene expression, thin body, and a dark face, at first glance, he was a guy who had impressed tomb robbers all year round.

Feng Chenyu grinned, then exhaled, pretended to be a monk, clasped his hands together, and whispered: "Amitabha, the old man earnestly brings me a set of clothes." ”

Han Bing rolled his eyes, this guy was chanting Buddhist words in his mouth, but no matter how he looked at it, he didn't look like a Buddhist monk, in Han Bing's imagination, the monks must be bright-minded, kind and righteous, wearing robes and holding a Zen staff, how could anyone have an obscene atmosphere.

Feng Chenyu was in a very bad mood, he usually looked like a decent man and a gentleman, but when he saw the guy in front of him, he actually flirted with him, mainly because he hated the people in this police station, although this guy didn't provoke him, he was still unhappy.

You said that I would take my single-plank bridge, you would take your sunshine road, and everyone would not interfere with the river water, but I didn't expect to be treated as a tomb robber for no reason, and I was caught in, first beaten violently, and then almost imprisoned.

The most annoying thing is that if you arrest me in, forget it, and if you beat me out, I'll admit it, what's the matter with looting my things, so even if you have the spirit of studying cultural relics, you can't be too desperate, pick up all your clothes, what's the meaning of leaving a trouser toe.

Han Bing saw him saying the Buddha name, and earnestly gave him a piece of clothing, although Han Bing didn't treat him very well, but he was embarrassed to refuse, not to mention this pleading attitude for the time being, that is, the experience of others was very miserable, and everyone who was looted was left with only the pants head.

Han Bing finally sighed and went out to get him clothes.

Feng Chenyu grinned and glared at his back, and said to himself: "Demon, sooner or later, the old man will accept you." ”

For some reason, looking at Han Bing's expressionless face, he was very unhappy, he always felt that the person in front of him was pretending to be cool, and the most hateful thing was that from all the targeted language just now, he always thought that he was an unlucky thief, and he didn't even ask himself what was going on to judge.

After a while, Han Bing came over with a pair of pants, Feng Chenyu was furious, he deceived people too much, what does it mean to take a pair of pants, just take it, but what happened with only one pair of pants.

But in the end, Feng Chenyu still compromised, at least wearing pants is better than pants, looking at Han Bing pretending to be cool and standing aside, Feng Chenyu guessed that this girl would not be a grudge against him just now when he looked at his underwear, and deliberately targeted.

"Hey, beauty, shouldn't you avoid it, I'm going to change my clothes. Feng Chenyu looked at him without tears, this guy had never planned to leave from just now to now, as if he was planning to take advantage of it and get back his face from looking at his underwear.

Han Bing said expressionlessly: "I said that I would keep an eye on you, and I would let you be careful, it is not a miracle at the moment." ”

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