Chapter 16 This is how it happened
"The old man is calling you an old man, he is naturally calling you, will he still call someone else? At the moment, in addition to you old man, how many people in Tianxiang City are worthy of marrying the old man?"
"Phew, when did Lao Tzu and you become in-laws? You don't spill urine to take care of yourself, your Jun family has one son left, one grandson left, the son is abolished, the grandson is a loser, and you still want to kiss Lao Tzu, you are delusional!" The muscles on Dugu's face trembled, and the fierce light in his eyes was violent, and there was a tendency to go crazy.
If it is peaceful, when the old man Jun hears the words of the old man Dugu, especially the words "the son is abolished", he will immediately be angry, and it is not impossible to come up directly to repair the old man Dugu!
But at this moment...... Old Man Jun didn't get angry at all, but said with a smile: "What the in-laws said is a foreign way, before or not, even if you don't want to do it now, you can't get it, come and come...... Well, it's actually very simple, it's just a sentence, raw rice cooked and ripe! You know what I mean! Now let's talk about the details, it was like this that day...... Invincible, you have to listen to it too, after all...... Invincible is also a family member, and your kid is still the most direct family member......"
When the old man Dugu heard the words "raw rice cooked and matured", his face turned green directly, and then he heard what was directly in-law, and an old face had a tendency to turn blue...... "uh...... I suddenly remembered that the soldiers in the barracks still had something to do with me, and I needed to deal with it, and it was a felony to delay the military plane, huh...... There's a big deal about dozens of lives over there, and human lives can't be delayed, so if you don't go, you can't do it......"
The more Dugu Invincible listened, the more he felt that it was not good, and he directly wanted to come up with a thirty-six plan, first to avoid the limelight. That reason is also domineering, what kind of life is at stake, and there are dozens of ...... "You kid stop Lao Tzu!" Dugu, whose face was already completely blue, glared, and screamed violently. "Before the matter is explained, if you dare to leave, Lao Tzu will break your legs!
Dugu Invincible had just turned around, let alone moving, and he didn't even dare to squeak, maintaining a posture of stepping out, his face was red and white, as if he was suddenly blocked at the door of the toilet when he had diarrhea, and he was covered with sweat.
"Jun Zhantian, please. Dugu squinted his eyes and tilted his head to look at the old man Jun, one hand as a solemn guest. The meaning is very clear, don't say anything here, let's go inside and close the door.
"You boys are waiting here, no one is allowed to leave, if anyone approaches in vain, those who eavesdrop on high military secrets will be killed!" Old Man Jun turned around and ordered, as soon as he heard Old Man Jun's order, Old Man Dugu also felt that things seemed to be quite unusual, and he also ordered his own guards to join the jǐng ring, and the two guards agreed neatly, and quickly distributed to several key positions.
Old Man Jun stopped arranging at the moment, and then he took a step forward and strode behind Dugu Zongheng.
The invincible general Dugu followed behind slowly, and the bad feeling in his heart became more and more obvious, "Raw rice is cooked and ripe"? It can't really be like that, right? Oh my God! My daughter, did you push your Lao Tzu and I directly to the fire pit...... "Jun Lao Pifu, if you have something to say, let it go, don't go around in circles with Lao Tzu and say those things that are not clear!"
Dugu Invincible still has the style of General Ping Surrey, sitting on the side with great restraint, just like an angry little daughter-in-law, and the burly body is also like shrinking into the ground, constantly wiping sweat. Tianxiang is now in early winter, but General Dugu actually seems to be in the middle of summer.
"Well, your granddaughter Xiaoyi, hehehe, that girl is really a good girl. This time in Tiannan, she ......, "Jun Zhantian is not shy about it, and he starts talking directly." But he had just said a beginning, and he was interrupted by Dugu Zongheng.
"Stop!" Dugu raised his hand, turned his face to look at Dugu Invincible, and asked viciously: "Didn't you mean...... Xiaoyi is now in retreat with Princess Reimu in the palace, why did you run away to Tiannan?
Old man Dugu has decades of experience, although he has immediately judged that what Old Man Jun said must be true, but he still hopes for what happens, after all, Old Man Jun's sentence just now "raw rice cooked and matured" is really shocking!
"This ...... That ......" The sweat on Dugu Invincible's forehead was even more, it was simply rushing, almost blocking his eyes, wiping it vigorously, his black face was red and white for a while, and he was embarrassed. This and that, I just can't say a word, and I'm about to catch up with Mr. Duanmu Fried Rice.
Dugu Xiaoyi followed Guan Qinghan to Tiannan privately, and General Dugu only learned about it a few days after he left, but if this matter had been known to the old man at the beginning, he would not have been stripped of a layer of skin immediately? Then he prayed at home that this sister-in-law would not make trouble, and come back quickly without doing anything...... However, looking at the situation in front of him, it must have backfired, and this precious daughter may have caused a lot of trouble over there. Looking at Jun Zhantian's expression, he knew it very clearly.
Seeing that his son didn't speak, he only knew how to wipe his sweat vigorously, Dugu Zongheng's old man's heart was bright, and he didn't have any hope, so he snorted angrily and said, "I'm old, I'm really old, and now the family is holding me as an old blind man......"
"Father...... This one... That..."Dugu Invincible grinned and explained with difficulty, but after a long time, he still didn't squeeze out half a sentence.
"Shut up for me, you bastard!Speak again, Lao Tzu really discounted your legs!" Dugu drank violently and turned to Jun Zhantian: "Lao Jun, you go on, don't miss any details!"
“...... Well, you also know the relationship between Qinghan's daughter and our Jun family...... Xiaoyi's girl saw that Qinghan was no longer Mo Ye's sister-in-law, and immediately became anxious, this girl also loved Mo Ye, so she thought of a way, and asked the guards accompanying the family to ask for a little chūn medicine, well, the amount is not much, just a pack, no bad practice at all, all to Mo Xie, can Mo Xie guard against her? Naturally, she drank it all without bad practice...... But she couldn't resist it alone, just at that most critical time, Guan Qinghan's girl was kind-hearted, for fear that something would happen to them, so she looked for it, hehe, the result was ...... Alas, it was a big mistake. Well, that's the way it is......"
"Old Dugu, you say, aren't we in-laws this time? This is your granddaughter's initiative, bah, no matter who took the initiative, anyway, it's 'raw rice cooked and ripe', Mo Xie that kid will definitely be responsible!" Jun Zhantian stroked his beard, deliberately said something that was not so "important" vaguely, and emphasized that the young master Jun would be responsible!
Especially Jun Zhantian also put on a "victim" look, and couldn't stop sighing.
In fact, the old man is telling the truth, but he is only slightly suspected of deliberately misleading, such as the sentence "But she can't resist it alone, and she ...... at the most critical time", of course those who know understand that Dugu Xiaoyi has nothing to do, although it was true that he couldn't resist the monarch at that time, but there was nothing at all, but he didn't know and thought a lot, especially the two old men in front of him...... Dugu Zongheng and Dugu Invincible naturally thought of it: Jun Moxie has been given so many chūn drugs, with Dugu Xiaoyi, a yellow-haired girl with no experience at all, she must be unable to parry, so ...... Thinking about it like this, a fixed mode of thinking has been formed: Jun Moxie has already had that relationship with Dugu Xiaoyi, well, Dugu Xiaoyi didn't resist it...... At the most critical time, Guan Qinghan appeared, so he saved Dugu Xiaoyi's life, and the price was to put himself on the ...... This is the most normal and most consistent inference, since Dugu Xiaoyi has been drugged, it means that he has planned to break the boat, where will he escape?
As Jun Zhantian spoke, the eyes of Dugu Zongheng and Dugu Invincible father and son became wider and wider, and the sound of breathing became louder and louder, and later, the sound of 'snorting' and 'snorting' was already coming out of their throats...... Until Jun Zhantian had finished talking for a long time, the father and son were still staring at each other and 'snoring'. Jun Zhantian knew that his goal had been fully achieved, so he ignored them anymore, picked up the teacup, and drank water and tea for a long time.
"I'm so angry!"
Unexpectedly, the first to jump up was the Dugu Invincible General who had completely withered just now, only to see him dancing with his hands, jumping three feet high, and his whole face was deformed: "Jun Moxie, this little beast, dare to do such a thing! I, I, I ...... I can't spare him, I want ...... I'm going to break him into pieces, castrate him first, castrate, fuck ......him! Lao Tzu ......"
'Lao Tzu' for a long time, and before he could say anything, a sudden powerful slap was directly buckled on his head, and he was knocked to the ground, falling to the ground like an ingot.
"You, you, you... This bastard thing... What is it called? Call your mother a head! What did Lao Tzu say just now, let it go again, discount your legs, and be Lao Tzu's words are farts!"
At this moment, the old man Dugu finally broke out completely, his face turned into a purple eggplant, and he was angry! Slap after slap, scolding: "All this is the bad thing done by the baby daughter you raised, even if you abuse yourself, you also framed other girls...... You still have the face to bury others, can you blame other people's Jun Mo evil? You, you, you, you, you're going to be angry with me! Lao Tzu has to discount your kid's leg today, ahhhhh......h