Chapter 208: I can't cook

After this unusually heavy topic, we took the initiative to chat about some light-hearted and interesting things, and after tea, we started tidying up the room. = Although I offered to help, and Senior Sister Blue Feather readily agreed, but in the end, I was kicked out of the black long straight boudoir by Sister Mei - what a fuss, and I didn't accidentally fall to the ground with that aqua blue fat time, I haven't seen it before!

Well, this doesn't count. In short, I didn't have time to carefully appreciate the room I liked the girl, although I had great regrets about it, and I had no choice but to give up in front of the fierce Sister Mei, and obediently sorted out all kinds of inconsequential books and decorations in the living room.

Time passed quickly, and it didn't take long for it to reach noon. It was a tempting idea to stay for lunch, but when I thought of the mosaic that Senior Sister Blue Feather had made last time, I decisively threw it out of my mind, and there was a more important reason why I decided to leave, that is, the sound of the key opening the door from my house next door and the loud cry of my baby sister Mengyun.

"I'm back! Stupid brother, I brought you fast food, come and thank me!"

After putting down the things in my hand, I nodded to Sister Mei, who was nominally tidying up things but was actually monitoring me, and said, "It seems that Mengyun has arrived home, so I'll go back first." ”

"Meow, is Xiao Yi leaving?" Senior Sister Lan Yu poked her head out of the bedroom door without waiting for Sister Mei to speak, "Why don't you call Sister Mengyun over, how about everyone have lunch together?" ”

Nothing left me to say no. In some cases, the natural nerds whose mobility is instantaneous will make a decisive decision. Although I was tempted to say something, Senior Sister Blue Feather had already come over and grabbed my hand and walked straight outside the house. At this time, my precious sister's exclamation was also heard in my house: "Whoa, hey!? Stupid brother is not at home? What the hell is this, could it be that he finally couldn't help but secretly go out to pick wildflowers from all of us because of Emilina's constant teasing at home? Who could he be looking for? Blue Feather should be unlikely, after all, there is a dominatrix next to him; So, could it be the woman named Oseva?"

I'm not interested in all the pseudo-gods in this world, hey!

Sister Mei, who was following next to me, immediately looked at me with very bad eyes and said, "It turns out that you, the elder brother, are so [beep-] in the eyes of the younger sister, it seems that I not only have to install an alarm, but also electrify the window of the eldest lady's room." ”

What if the natural stay stays open the window to breathe in and accidentally electrocutes yourself!?And Mengyun said that you are a dominatrix, why don't you get angry, but I have to overdo it a little bit, and I will be like thunder?

I didn't have time to say anything with tears streaming down my face, but Senior Sister Lan Yu had already knocked on the door of my house: "Sister Mengyun, it's me." Will you open the door? I have something to discuss with you. ”

"Lan Yu?" the little girl said decisively and resolutely after hearing this, she groaned for less than a moment. "I'm sorry. There is no one at home now. ”

There is a limit to what you can tell with your eyes open!

I took out the key and opened the door with black lines: "Mengyun, don't make trouble." There is no one in the family, so who was answering Senior Sister Blue Feather just now?"

"Shenma!?" Mengyun immediately burst out of my room, still holding a book in his hand, and looked at me in disbelief and exclaimed. "How is this possible. Stupid brother actually came back with Lan Yu!?Could it be that the two of you really went to the hotel to discuss the meaning of life?"

"Explore the meaning of Mao's life. Don't you see I'm wearing loungewear?" I said, turning my gaze to the book in my precious sister's hand, "Wait a minute, who will allow you to enter my room without permission." And what kind of book are you holding?"

"Of course it's your workbook. The little girl raised the book in her hand without any scruples, "On the cover is a slender Jin Changzhi, you really like Emilina's type, right?"

"Meow!?" Senior Sister Blue Feather immediately turned her head to look at me and asked seriously with her eyes widening desperately, "Is that so, Tsubasa?"

"Dear senior sister, I ask you to give some ordinary girls a normal reaction!?" I stomped my feet on the floor and said, "Forget it, it's not your fault, it's my sister who doesn't do anything to cause trouble." Anyway, Mengyun, can you stop flipping through my things? If you want to flip it, you can flip through your little friend!"

Mengyun nodded his little head vigorously and replied very strictly: "I went to turn it over today, KΓΆrber seems to like the black straight look very much." Am I going to start raising my head......"

"Then marry that kid when you're waist-length, right? I'd better rush over and kill him right now!"

"Well, I'm sorry to interrupt the normal conversation between your siblings. Sister Mei suddenly leaned out from behind and interjected, "But I think we can discuss the topic of how to solve lunch first?"

Which eye do you see that this is a normal conversation, it is clearly a daily life without discipline, hey! But Sister Mei is right, standing here to show daily life is not enough to fill your stomach, you must actually do something.

The fast food that the baby sister brought back was only for two people, and she naturally didn't take into account the fact that Senior Sister Lan Yu and Sister Mei would move in as neighbors when she bought it. So despite the pity, I had to stuff two boxes of fast food in the fridge for supper.

"What does it mean to have lunch together?" Mengyun tilted his head slightly puzzled after hearing Hei Changzhi's mention, "Did you come to our house to eat?" Unfortunately, my parents and Emilina are not at home, and no one knows how to cook. ”

"What, no one knows how to cook!?" Sister Mei couldn't help but be taken aback when she heard this, but the expression on her face was too contrived, and it looked a little exaggerated, "Zhou Yi, what about the royal plot that said that the protagonist who said that he decisively stepped forward to make a lot of delicious dishes to lead the two to fight and successfully deceived the favorability by a large margin?"

"What are you going to do to cheat your sister's favorability!?I'm really sorry that I can't cook!" I slammed the shoe cabinet next to me with a little self-defeating and said angrily, "It's okay for me to admit that I'm a weak scumbag, just stop looking at me with that weird expression!"

Mengyun raised his hand and interrupted me: "We all know that you are a weak scumbag, so there is no need to admit it." Compared to this, I am more curious about why I just got home with my front foot and Lan Yu knocked on the door with your back foot. What the hell is going on, I didn't see you in the aisle at the time?"

"Because we were in the next room. I casually pointed to my finger and replied with a slight pain, "Senior Sister Blue Feather just moved here today." ”

The baby sister really screamed loudly on the spot as I expected: "Shenma-!?You said that Lan Yu will live next door to our house from now on? The pure natural stupidity attribute is not enough, and now you plan to add the childhood sweetheart who lives next door? Only this I will never allow!"

"You can't change the facts if you allow it or not. Sister Mei strode up to the little girl and grabbed the double dumb hair on the top of her head with a dark face, "And the old lady arranges for the eldest lady to live somewhere, and there is no need to get your approval." ”

"I'm sorry, please let go. If you drag it again, it will fall off. In a sense, the menacing female man is an extremely terrifying existence, Mengyun decisively burst into tears and told her to spare on the spot, "Lan Yu, she can live next door for as long as she wants, I approve of this move with both hands!"

Sister, you can't start throwing that precious discipline everywhere unscrupulously just because you found a little friend. That thing is the rarest resource in our family, do you know?

The whole person was messy in the wind, and I tried to tidy up my mood, and said with my hands: "Okay, everyone be quiet." After all, you're an adult, so it's only natural for us kids to make lunch, right?"

Who would have thought that Sister Mei, who was looking at Mengyun Hu, would blush, let go of her sister's dull hair and touched the bridge of her nose and hesitated: "That, let's go out and buy and eat." ”

There's quirky, there's definitely quirky!

"Wait a minute!" I unceremoniously pressed the shoulder of the female man who was about to take the lead in going out, "My dear Sister Mei, what do you mean by this? When you have the ingredients, condiments, and all kinds of tools that can be used for free, you plan to take us out to buy and eat outside? You must not be extravagant and wasteful in front of children, otherwise you will teach them badly-don't you understand this truth?"

Sister Mei's hand shook and she was about to force me, but we are no longer the stupid goose we were at the beginning, and I immediately took a half step back to avoid the other party's attack, so that Sister Mei grabbed my hand and pounced.

"Tsk, you itchy bastard. Sister Mei glared at me fiercely, then turned to Senior Sister Lan Yu and spread her hands helplessly and said with a wry smile, "I'm sorry Miss, in fact, I don't know how to cook." ”

Hei Changzhi looked very surprised when he heard this: "Is this the case?, but Sister Mei, aren't you about to marry Uncle Ding Xiangchen, what should you do if you can't cook at that time?"

"Don't worry, we have working meals. Sister Mei raised her index finger and said solemnly, "If you can't do it, you can go to the army canteen to eat." ”

Although she made a lot of sense, I always felt like there was something wrong with it?

After a few seconds, my baby sister Mengyun and I finally reacted and exclaimed loudly, "Are you going to get married!?"

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