"Ah!!It's another beautiful morning!!" Feng Chenyu sat up from the bed, looked at the sun outside the window, and snorted.

Today is a special day, he specially invited a day of home at the construction site, of course the school did not go, the matter is handed over to the three fat to deal with, although it is the wall grass, but the three fat deal with things is still very powerful.

Today he has two tasks, one is to go to Wang Jianguo for dinner, a few days ago Wang Jianguo invited him to his house as a guest, but he has not had time, today happened to have nothing to do, so he went to a trip.

And the second task is to play with Tian'er, and he can't tell what he is doing specifically, so let's talk about it then.

Simply groomed and dressed up, Feng Chenyu went out.

He was still dressed very ordinary, the only white-worn suit was broken, and he was now wearing a somewhat yellowed white shirt, which was still owned by the little stupid policeman Li Lingyu.

The street where Wang Jianguo lives is Guangming Street, this street is not a rich street, nor is it a poor street, it belongs to the middle and does not slip away, most of the people who live here are white-collar workers, officials, such as police, doctors, and so on.

Since there are many police officers living here, the law and order is very good, so you don't have to worry about robbery or anything.

Feng Chenyu walked towards his house according to the address given to him by Wang Jianguo, but he was also a guest, and it was really not good to go empty-handed, so he deliberately looked around, wanting to see if there was anything he could buy.

"Watermelon!!Not sweet, no money!!"

"Big, sweet apples with absolutely no pesticides!!"

"Crisp and delicious peaches, just eat a bite and you will not want to leave!!"

The vendors around pushed the fruit stalls, screaming incessantly.

Feng Chenyu touched his chin and thought about it for a while, he still planned to buy a watermelon.

So he began to walk towards a watermelon stand, but before he could get there, he heard a burst of shouting from afar.

"What do you want? A watermelon sells for fifty yuan? Are you selling watermelons or gold?" said an old man in a white vest, patting the watermelon in his hand, and roared angrily.

The peddler was very helpless, seeing that they were elderly, he didn't dare to say too cruel words, for fear of being angry with others, he said cautiously: "Uncle, now the watermelons are all at this price." ”

"Nonsense, the old man has been in the vegetable market for more than 30 years, and the melons I have never bought have exceeded ten yuan. The old man roared angrily.

When the peddler heard this, he was a little unhappy, and he said slightly angrily: "Uncle, I don't believe it, on this street, you can buy a melon for ten yuan, let alone now, even a few decades ago, a watermelon cost more than twenty yuan." (Note, this time is around 2040) The old man was not angry, but swore and shouted: "That's it, young man, I won't bully you, if I can buy a melon for less than ten yuan, how about you give me a watermelon for free." ”

The peddler was a young man, and he couldn't stand it, and when he heard that the old man said so hard, he replied: "Okay, old man, as long as you can buy a melon for ten yuan, I will give you a watermelon for free." ”

However, the old man did not believe him, but pointed to the sky and said, "I don't believe you as an old man, you have to swear to the sky to do it." ”

"What? I have to swear by this?" the peddler glared at him.

When he said this, the old man sneered, made a look of contempt, and said with a sarcastic smile: "Don't you dare?"

"What? You say I don't dare, swear by it!!" Before the words fell, the peddler began to swear a poisonous oath to the sky.

After the old man heard his poisonous oath, the corners of his mouth suddenly hooked slightly, as if the conspiracy had succeeded.

He smiled, walked to a nearby stall, took out a dollar and put it on the table, and took a cucumber.

Then he lined up the cucumbers to the watermelon vendor before, and said proudly: "Okay, now is the time for you to fulfill your promise." ”

"You're sick, sir, how can you bring the cucumber here?" the peddler looked at him strangely.

The old man suddenly laughed, and he said, "Young man, you may not have heard what I just said, I said that as long as you buy a melon for ten yuan, you will give me a watermelon, right?" ”

"yes, what's wrong? what's the problem?" the peddler looked at him incredulously, completely incomprehensible as to what he was thinking.

"What's the problem? Of course there is a problem, you have to know the way, I said "melon" is not "watermelon", cucumber is also melon, do you understand. The old man laughed triumphantly.

This uncle played a word game for this vendor, he deliberately used "melon" instead of "watermelon", because the range of melons is very wide, such as pumpkin, watermelon, pumpkin, cucumber and the like, it is indeed very difficult to buy a big watermelon within ten yuan, but if you buy a cucumber, it is simply too simple, in order to prevent the hawker from detecting it, turning his face, the uncle also deliberately led the enemy deeper, and made him swear a poisonous oath.

Sure enough, when he realized that he had been tricked, the peddler's head began to smoke, and he roared angrily: "Old stick, you dare to play with me and play word games with me." ”

The old man shrugged his shoulders innocently and said with a smile: "Young man, this is a bad word, I told you specifically, you accepted it yourself, and some people seemed to have made a very poisonous oath just now!!"

"You...."The hawker is really a cheater and can't cheat, for a watermelon to violate such a vicious oath, it is indeed a little unworthy, in desperation, the hawker had to admit it and give the old man a watermelon.

The old man hugged the watermelon and left.

Feng Chenyu in the back was simply stunned, it turned out that it was okay to buy watermelons like this.

He was very excited to see it, and he also wanted to try the old man's method, but in the end he couldn't bear it, it was not easy for melon farmers to make money on a hot day, there was no need to cheat him, and he couldn't afford dozens of yuan.

Feng Chenyu took out the money, hugged the big and round watermelon and walked towards Wang Jianguo, coincidentally, he actually followed the uncle just now.

"Uncle, you were also amazing just now, you can actually deceive a watermelon like this. Feng Chenyu said with some surprise.

The uncle didn't look at him, but touched his beard very much, and said: "That's, the old man has been in the vegetable market for thirty years, and a small watermelon is just a drop in the bucket, but young man, it's not right for you to cheat, I am willing to trade with that vendor, how can I cheat!!"

The old man turned his head and said seriously, it seems that he has such a dignified appearance and gentleman's feeling, and he is simply a liar to the old liar just now.

Just when the two looked at each other, they were suddenly stunned.

"It's you," shouted one big and one small at the same time.

Time back to a few days ago, when Feng Chenyu beat Wang Long, in addition to Li Yao, there was also an old man who attracted his attention, that is, the guy who has been claiming to be a vegetable market for thirty years, this guy really doesn't treat himself as an outsider, looking at him and pretending to be a senior, nodding and saying that this young man must inherit another guy from the old man for thirty years in the future, and then the surrounding people began to despise him extremely.

"You seem to be called Li Fei?" Last time, an acquaintance knew the old man and called his name inside, which was remembered by Feng Chenyu.

"Good boy!!, you still remember the name of your teacher, what a good boy. Li Fei made a kind elder and stroked his beard condescendingly.

When Feng Chenyu heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he said slightly angrily: "Uncle, I really want to have never been your apprentice, and you don't treat others as outsiders." ”

When Li Fei heard this, he didn't blush, but patted his back very boldly, and said with a smile: "Good apprentice, why are you like this, it doesn't matter if you don't treat me as a master, I'll just treat you as an apprentice." ”

"You..." Feng Chenyu was suddenly a little speechless, he was a little difficult to describe Li Fei, saying that he was shameless or thick-skinned.

"Apprentice, you will follow the master in the future, and teach you the thirty stunts of bargaining for the master, this is the stunt I have learned in the thirty years of crisscrossing the vegetable market. Li Fei patted his chest proudly and said proudly.

Feng Chenyu didn't even say a word, he turned his head and left, and replied as he walked: "Uncle, we have mountains and rivers, you can keep your bargaining skills, the deity can't stand it." ”

But before he finished speaking, Li Fei actually stepped forward directly and pulled Feng Chenyu, who was about to escape, over.

"Don't be so outside, I know you want my stunt, don't be embarrassed. Li Fei smiled heartily.

Feng Chenyu smiled bitterly: "Uncle, where do you want to go, I don't want it to be good, you hurry up and let go, I still have something to do." ”

"Cut, I know that you are advancing and retreating, and you can't let go, but don't worry, Master knows your thoughts. Li Fei pulled Feng Chenyu and dragged him away.

Feng Chenyu said slightly angrily: "I don't want to learn, you are sick, let go of me, the deity still has things." ”

"I know the way, I know the way, our first step is to teach you how to bargain and scold the street. "Li Fei's self-state is very good, he seems to only live in his own world.

Feng Chenyu was about to cry, and he roared angrily: "We don't want to learn well, you don't have to answer the question and talk to yourself." ”

Li Fei nodded and said seriously: "Apprentice, you can't wait so much, okay, okay, the old man will be generous and give you all my knowledge." ”

"You guy, take care of your vegetable farm for thirty years!!" Feng Chenyu took advantage of his inattention, drilled under his armpit, and ran away.

"Hey!!Don't get excited, don't be in such a hurry to run to the vegetable market!!" Li Fei shouted excitedly behind him.

"Damn!!Don't chase me, old stick, or the deity will beat you. Feng Chenyu roared back slightly angrily, and then began to run.

"Apprentice, you are waiting for the teacher, you are too anxious!!" Li Fei chased after him.

Don't look at Li Fei is already an old man, but his physical fitness is very good, there is no trace of weakness at all, on the contrary, he is very strong, holding a big watermelon and chasing Feng Chen Yuxian with ease, it is very easy.

"Old stick, get out of the way for the deity, don't follow me. With a hint of sympathy, he tried not to let himself beat the old man, which seemed so bad.

"What? You said you have to learn bargaining skills day after day, but you are too diligent, and you are proud of your teacher. ”

"Damn, do you have a problem with your ears? Don't talk to yourself, I don't want to be your apprentice, and I don't plan to be your apprentice in the future. ”

"What? You don't want to be my apprentice anymore. ”

"Finally... Finally the old stick understood. Feng Chenyu burst into tears with excitement, but before he could be happy for a few seconds, Li Fei began to shout again.

"What? You don't want to be my apprentice, you want to be my son? Li Fei sighed, as if embarrassed.

"You're enough, you're enough, it's enough, your ears are blocked, or you're sick in the brain, go home and play your Lianliankan." Feng Chenyu was about to be broken by him, and he was worried about this guy, he didn't want to have a good life in the future.

Feng Chenyu ran in front, Li Fei chased behind, you chased after me, and they didn't let each other go.

Feng Chenyu is running with his life, Li Fei is chasing with his arms, and looking at the situation, he plans to fight until dawn.

The two of them ran for their lives on Guangming Street.

Everyone on the street was amazed.

"How much does that young man owe to the old man behind him, and he actually chased him so hard. ”

"I don't think so, maybe the young man gave the old man a green hat, or else why would he be chasing so hard. ”

No, no, I think that young man should be the son of that uncle, probably because he is not filial to him, and his father is angry that he chases her all over the street.

Everyone looked at this old and young man in amazement.

"Get out of here, old stick, or the deity will beat you." Feng Chenyu's face darkened and said back slightly angrily.

"Apprentice, you are naughty again, go back with the teacher, it's useless to resist. ”

"Who is your apprentice? Did I promise to be your apprentice? You escaped from the psychiatric hospital?"

I don't know how long it has been....

Feng Chenyu finally stopped running, but half-squatted on the ground and gasped for breath, not because he didn't want to run, but because he was completely bored.

Li Fei was also panting not far from him, these two people seemed to be playing with their lives, you are chasing me.

People in the distance were all surprised to see this scene.

"What a feud these two have, they've been running around Guangming Street several times. ”

"That young man wouldn't have stolen his underwear, or else the old man would be so angry. ”

"Play with eggs, you think everyone is as heavy as you. ”

Feng Chenyu was sweating profusely, sweat droplets fell to the ground from the tip of his nose, he looked at Li Fei opposite, and roared weakly: "Master, I beg you, you can let me go." ”

"No, no, unless you promise to go back with me, I'll pester you. Li Fei gritted his teeth and shouted.

When Feng Chenyu heard this, he was about to cry, he clutched his chest painfully, and roared angrily: "Master, give me a way to live, okay, everyone is a human being, they are all from the Celestial Empire, don't be like this." ”

"If you don't go back with me, you won't give me a way out, be obedient, go back with me, and the master will guarantee that you will eat and drink spicy food in the future." ”

"Damn, you guy..."Feng Chenyu gritted his teeth, it was definitely not a way to go on like this, and he couldn't beat him, after all, people didn't mess with you much, and he couldn't hide, so he could only outwit.

"Wow!!Look, the eggs over there are sold at a 50% discount!!" Feng Chenyu pretended to be surprised and shouted.

When Li Fei heard this, he immediately jumped up excitedly, looked back, and said, "What about that? Old man, I want to buy a basket of eggs." ”

After searching back and finding nothing, Li Fei said angrily: "You dare to lie to me, it's not nothing." But after turning his head, Feng Chenyu had disappeared.