Nangong Oude saw someone coming from afar, covered his crotch without any interest, and quickly ran to the little monk and asked

"Little monk, ask where the toilet is. ”

The little monk lowered his head as if he was thinking about something, and suddenly saw someone asking, and suddenly raised his head.

A handsome man with a rather elegant appearance was seen asking him something.

With the spirit of helping others, the little monk said without hesitation: Donor, you walk about a hundred steps ahead, turn right towards Lu, you see a corridor, and then walk towards Lu, turn a corner, and walk forward fifty steps

I kept talking, Nangong Oude's head was big, was this toilet going through a maze? Why is it so complicated?

In desperation, Nangong Oude had no choice but to say, "Stop, little monk, take me there." ”

The little monk saw that Nangong Oude didn't know where the road was, so he had to take Nangong Oude to find the toilet.

On the way, in order to avoid embarrassment, Nangong Oude asked the little monk next to him, "Little monk, what's your name?"

"Donor, the poor monk has no name, some only have the law name, and the poor monk's law name is "Rendang". ”

When Nangong Oude heard this, he immediately cried and laughed and said: "What are you called?yin~swing?Why do you call this name?It's so weird, it's so funny."

"No, I'm not called yin~ dang, my name is Rendang, benevolent and righteous, and pawnshop. Yin~ The little monk hurriedly explained.

Nangong Oude suddenly realized, only then did he understand, so he hurriedly said sorry for the misunderstanding.

yin~ The little monk was obviously used to it, and replied indifferently: "It's okay, it's okay, don't care." ”

Nangong Oude saw that the little monk was very generous, and he couldn't help but feel warm in his heart, so he couldn't help but let go of his heart and chatted with the little monk.

But chatting and chatting, something was wrong, yin~ The little monk suddenly looked at Nangong Oude with sharp little eyes, "Donor, I forgot to ask just now, you don't seem to be from our temple, look at your outfit should be from the city, what is the purpose of your coming here." ”

Nangong Oude is a person who can't lie, and a drop of cold sweat actually left on his handsome cheeks, he can't tell you that I came here to find Shangguan orphans, and the fewer people who know about this matter, the better.

Nangong Oude hurriedly looked away, and stammered a little panicked: "Oh yes, I couldn't find a toilet outside, so I came in to go to the toilet, and I didn't have any purpose, just to go to the toilet." ”

The little monk nodded suddenly and said, "I see, Ao, by the way, donor, why don't we be friends, what's your name." ”

What should I do? How should I answer this? Nangong Oude's forehead was like a water pipe, sweating frantically, someone had explained to him, his name could not be told to anyone, and now he had to make up a name.

Nangong Oude took out a tissue with a trembling hand and touched it on his forehead, and stammered: "This question is a very serious question, right, if you want to say my name, by the way, my name is Passerby A, you can call me Passerby A." ”

The little monk nodded and said happily: "Passer-by, Brother A, you must have been outside, why don't you tell me what is outside." ”

Nangong Oude happily gestured with his hands, saying that there were a lot of fun things outside, what playgrounds, game consoles, and the like.

The eyes of the little monk who listened were shining, and his eyes were full of yearning.

So the two of them began to talk as they walked.

Wait, there are too many things I want to complain about in a moment, so let's sort it out first.

And the most important thing is that all the temples are surrounded by deep mountains, and the nearest city is 100 kilometers away, so did you run more than 100 kilometers to go to the toilet? The most hateful thing is that the little monk actually believed what Nangong Oude said.

Second, what is the name of passerby A? Even if you are asked to make up a name, you can't make up a name like this, even if you make up an English, the most important one is Japanese. What is the name of this passer-by?Such a retarded question, full of loopholes, yin~ The little monk actually believed it?

Getting back to the point, Nangong Oude comfortably went to the toilet under the guidance of the little monk.

"Passerby friend A, since you are here, why don't you ask the poor monk to take you to visit, there are many spectacular buildings in our temple. The little monk said enthusiastically.

When Nangong Oude heard this, his eyes rolled.

"Anyway, the fat man who found the orphan of Shangguan went to do it, then I might as well take this opportunity to have a good time, and when the fat man asked me, I said that I was lost. ”

After Nangong Oude thought of this, he shouted that he was so talented, such a clever countermeasure could be thought of from his mind, he was simply a genius.

So, the little monk smiled and took the Buddha statue of Nangong Oude to the Great Compassion Temple or something.

After a while, the little monk was very neat, and took Nangong Oude to several scenic spots, among which many Buddha statues called Nangong Oude shouted spectacularly, took a few pictures with his own apples, and sent them to Weibo, and the click rate suddenly skyrocketed

"Brother, where are we going next?"

"Well, let's go to the flower bed in the backyard, there are a lot of flowers blooming, although it is not as spectacular as the Buddha statue, but the scenery is very beautiful. ”

"Well, well, let's go together. ”

After a while, they arrived at the place that the little monk said.

Nangong Oude smelled the fragrance of a hundred flowers outside the backyard, and that smell really wanted people to indulge in it, and he would never extricate himself.

As soon as I entered, I suddenly opened up, surrounded by all kinds of beautiful flowers, whether it was roses, Kang milkshakes, in short, there were many people who couldn't name them.