Book 283 Sanitation Workers in the Wizarding World
The Grey Witch arrived ten minutes later, as she had promised on the phone, but the way and place of her appearance were a little unacceptable.
Zhou Shu and Ula Mystery were rushing to the place where the knife killing team sent out a call for help, there was some gambling on the road, and they listened to the live broadcast of the road conditions on the brother radio, which was said to be a large-scale car accident on the road ahead.
As soon as he heard that the section of the car accident was the place where the knife killing team was hiding, Zhou Shu understood everything. Just as the taxi was stopping, something suddenly hit the roof of the car, like a fawn failing to fall on the hurdle. Immediately, a curse in Russian sounded in a low voice, and Master Zhou's ears were very good, and when he heard it, it was the voice of the gray witch.
What happened next was a little scary. When the three people in the car, including the driver, were attracted by the sound, and looked at the roof of the car, the roof suddenly appeared pitch black, and then a butt came out of the irregular black, and then a small girl with long red hair fell down, and a butt happened to sit on Zhou Shu's lap.
This girl was dressed as a playful little girl in a pink leather jacket and jeans, and she didn't know where she bought this thing, with a huge black witch hat on her head, but the familiar robe in Zhou Shu's memory didn't know where it went.
The taxi driver was so frightened when he saw this scene that he almost kicked the accelerator and exploded the chrysanthemum of the car in front of him, since the gray witch dared to appear so blatantly, she naturally had a way to deal with these mortals. With a wave of his hand, a carpenter's hammer that looked painful appeared in his hand, and then the driver screamed in a painful voice, and fainted with a head injury.
"Have you changed your career to be a sacrifice?" Zhou Shu had already tried his best to complain about the guy sitting on his lap, and it was obvious that his skills were not enough.
The Gray Witch smiled and said in English: "I bought a new Dream Demon, as long as it is unconscious, I can control it." She said this, shaking a finger and tapping the driver's head. Really. The driver immediately sat up straight from his coma, opened his blank eyes and continued driving.
Zhou Shu was blocked by the body and big hat of the gray witch, and he didn't see what she had just done. Just as he was about to ask, the butt sitting on his lap suddenly twisted hard, rubbing against his part. Although Master Zhou has not had much contact with this woman, she understands her feminine personality. According to this woman, it seems that all witches are this virtue.
"My girlfriend is still here, can you pay attention!" Zhou Shu protested sternly, and ripped off the huge hat that had been rubbing against his face.
The Grey Witch immediately snatched it back like a baby and put it back on her head. "Don't touch my new hat, it's expensive. "She looks like a poor man who is suddenly rich, and she has lost her original innocence and sweetness when she was corrupted by money.
Lord Zhou could see that this woman had purchased magic power from the White Night Country, and then returned to their magic world to spend it. At present, the shotgun has been replaced, and it is no longer the previous female ** silk.
The Grey Witch was very concerned about the safety of the sick princess, the most important trading partner, and no longer messed around and sat honestly between Zhou Shu and Ula Mystery, but the hat was still very much in the way in this small car. She looked in the direction where the taxi was going, frowned, and said, "Where are we going?" ”
Zhou Shu was so happy when he heard this that he almost didn't cry, "You have already found her place?"
The Gray Witch clenched her fists and opened them again, a cloud of black mist appeared in her hand, and she pointed at this thing to show off, "Little devil, newly bought." Very practical little things. ”
"Is this a demon?" Master Zhou thought it was some kind of dirty thing. "Isn't the demon the kind of monster with horns and forks?"
"There are those kinds, too. But it's hard to tame, it's useless, and only the most erotic witches play with it. ”
The Grey Witch said this, not knowing what the word 'play' meant by her mouth. According to the location of the demon in her hand, the location of the sick princess was near the villa area, more than a mile away. The Gray Witch pointed out the map to Zhou Shu with her mobile phone. He was puzzled.
"Didn't you say you were kidnapped? Why are you still near home?"
The Gray Witch was still puzzled, "I gave the princess a lot of life-saving props when I left, and she herself has the protection of the magic garbage of that world, how could she be kidnapped by ordinary humans?"
Zhou Shu noticed the word 'ordinary human', "Aren't you an ordinary human?"
The Gray Witch said as a matter of course: "I am a witch. Taking an X-ray would freak out the doctor, the ribs are one less than human, and there is an extra demonic organ, which is certainly not human. ”
Ignoring the new term demon organs, Zhou Shu suddenly wanted to take an X-ray to see if there were any more parts on his body. He felt that his alien creature should be more special than a local monster like a witch.
Just when he was thinking nonsense, Senior Sister An called again.
"Zhou Shu, we found the sick princess near the community! She was not kidnapped, she ran away after fighting with those killers for a while, and there were no injuries on her body, the note was left by the killers to deceive us. ”
Zhou Shu: "......"
He really didn't know what to say, why are these killers so annoying?
This was a lingua franca, and the Grey Witch heard it by the side, retracting a hanging heart to the lower left of the middle of her chest, and she was the same as a human in the heart's dwelling position.
Zhou Shu was not as relieved as the Gray Witch, and immediately asked her to fly to the sick princess to protect from other accidents, and said that he would rush over immediately after dealing with other things.
The Gray Witch meant the same thing, she didn't care about anything other than her own meal ticket, snapped her fingers and shrunk down her clothes to the size of a fist like a monkey, and then flew out of the car window and disappeared on a super small broom that looked a little like an electric guitar.
This process made the two people in the car stunned, and they always felt like sitting in a movie theater watching a 3D magic movie, or the kind for children.
The knife killing team was not injured, she was cats behind a flower bed in a dilapidated square where no one was around, and Zhou Shu's taxi drove directly to her and picked her up.
Faced with this situation, Zhou Shu didn't know what to say, this little girl definitely didn't need to comfort herself, so ask about the specific situation when she was attacked.
The knife kill team did not answer directly. Instead, he looked at the strange woman in the car, pretending to be a child and asked who this sister was?
Zhou Shu replied: "My girlfriend and staff officer came over to help us." ”
"Oh. The little girl was not interested in this answer, and followed the question just now and talked about what she had encountered before. "I sent sixteen dice to the top floor of the mall where Two-Color Chess and Killer A were located, and said goodbye to them. As soon as he left, he was chased by three cars. None of these cars have license plates and logos. I'm not familiar with the models and can't tell them apart. ”
"And then?"
The little girl showed off her elbow that had broken a little bit, "They only hurt me so little, and all three cars crashed on the road." I was afraid that they had accomplices, so I hid. ”
“...... Other words. Zhou Shu pondered, "That is to say, those killers are likely to target the killers A They went and attacked you only when they found you by chance, but they were not prepared enough, so they didn't succeed." ”
The knife kill group didn't like this reasoning. "If they're prepared, I won't let them get away with it. ”
"Good, good. Zhou Shu didn't expect this little girl's self-esteem to be quite strong, "Tell you the news, my house was attacked, just when you and I were going out, fortunately, nothing big happened." ”
The knife killing team tilted their heads and thought for a while, "Aren't they the same people who attacked me?"
"Probably. Maybe I'm thinking too much. We'll see when we go back and see the specifics. ”
He drove back to the villa area like a dead man, and he didn't even ask for money after a few people got out of the car. The meter was turned off and drove away.
This side of the villa doesn't look special, it doesn't seem to be attacked from the outside, Senior Sister An is standing at the door with a metal bat that I don't know where to go, and her hair is tied up and looks quite heroic, like a female knight.
When she saw her master returning, she hurriedly opened the door and let him into the room. As soon as he entered, Zhou Shu understood what Senior Sister An was referring to when she said on the phone, "There are traces of a fight in the room".
It's like a typhoon in this room. It's a mess, and it looks similar to the building in the movie called Yuanqiu's loudspeaker and lion's roar.
"How did you do this?" Zhou Shuyu cried without tears, this place is no longer inhabitable. Beneath his feet were the shredded wreckage of a couch and a hardwood floor, mixed with a corner of a shredded LCD TV. I don't know why, but the glass windows are all in good condition.
The sick princess changed her clothes, sat in a relatively flat place, hugged her arms, and wrote 'unhappy' all over her face.
Seeing this, Master Zhou was distressed, and confessed to the mystery of Ula beside him, and immediately ran over to comfort him and inquire about the situation.
The princess's angry expression was completely complaining that Zhou Shu didn't protect herself, and she had also shown such an expression when she was thrown to death by Chief Kurogi before. She also knows that she is making trouble with him now, but she can't control it, and she doesn't bother to adjust her feelings, and if she is unhappy, she is unhappy!
"What's the situation, Miss?
Zhou Shu looked around a few times but didn't see the woman, and the Book of Summoning showed that this guy didn't go far.
When the sick princess heard that the gray witch was also coming, she looked around, "You asked her for help?" The sick princess already knew that those people had left a note and lied that she had been kidnapped.
"Yes, I hugged her thigh for the first time, and I just met her outside, so I asked her to come to your side first, but what about her?"
The sick princess seemed to have a lot of trust in the gray witch, "Since the gray witch has promised to come, then she should be nearby now, you call her name and see." ”
"Pull it down, we're out of the days when communications were basically roaring. Zhou Shu said, took out his mobile phone and made a call, and then the mobile phone rang behind him, but there was only a cloud of air in that place.
Seeing this, Zhou Shu immediately felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly shouted in the lingua franca, "Don't show up yet." Then he stabbed at the knife team who was obediently cleaning up the room with a broom and dustpan, and drove her upstairs.
The gray witch appeared from the invisibility state with a grin, and before she could show off the newly purchased invisibility suit, Zhou Shu grabbed her and the sick princess's hands and went to the guest room on the first floor.
The good news is that only the living room and the hallway are in shambles, and the other rooms are not affected.
"Tell me, what's going on?" asked the sick princess, and Zhou Shu was not in a good mood. I didn't pay much attention to my tone.
The sick princess didn't care about this, and found a place to sit down like an uncle, recalling what had happened before.
When she first returned to the villa, she was looking at a book brought from home, and this was the first time that there was no noise from outsiders in this house, and the princess had finally encountered such a good reading environment.
Fortunately, the room was quiet enough for the sick princess to sense the danger. According to her description. A man unnoticedly circled behind her, and it wasn't until the man approached three or four meters behind her that he made a slight noise. It was the sound of the man's heartbeat.
The sick princess's moon-level internal organs brought her super powerful five senses, and she suddenly heard an unfamiliar heartbeat in the room, which almost scared her to death, and directly pulled out her sword and looked around, only then did she see the sneaky guy.
"Wait, wait, wait......" Zhou Shu interrupted, "Draw your sword?"
The Sick Princess has two leather pocket-like space props in her pocket, which is the most perfect model that the White Night Kingdom technology can do, but it can't actually hold much. At most, a few books, a few clothes, and a sword.
The princess took out the sword and waved it casually, and a magic array flashed on the sword's body, and a small whirlwind spinning top spun on the ground.
Zhou Shu looked at this sword a little familiar, and then he remembered that he seemed to have one, which he had collected from Chief Kurogi when he had just crossed over to the White Night Country, but he had always thrown that sword as an ordinary sword in the depths of the space, and had never taken it out.
"How do you use this?" he curiously took the sword. I also want to try to be a magician.
The sick princess and the gray witch laugh at the same time with different attitudes, and the sick princess's laughter is reflected in words. It's kind of 'you little fool' or something. The Grey Witch's woman's smile was 'Hahahaha, you SB', and the mockery was full of meaning.
The princess pointed to the magic array on the sword and said, "Have you learned how to use this magic array?"
Zhou Shu shook his head.
"Then you won't need him. It's like a car in your country, you can buy it but you can't drive it, don't you? ”
Master Zhou never dreamed that he would be lifted by her, a princess from another world, with a chestnut in a car. But he had to admit that this chestnut was quite vivid. Using the magic circle is like driving a car, you need to be familiar with its process, master the strength and timing of magic power delivery, and learn it is more difficult than taking a driver's license.
"Forget it, it's not possible if I don't play anymore, it's cheaper to get a driver's license if you have kung fu. ”
The story of the sick princess is not over yet. Frightened by the silent assassin, she immediately attacked him, but instead of using a magic sword at first, she slashed a few times with ordinary royal swordsmanship, only to be easily dodged by the man.
The princess said that the guy's weapon was a handkerchief, and the man had been trying to slap the handkerchief in his face during the fight.
"There's probably a drug in there, but luckily you reacted quickly. ”
"I thought so, too, and I was worried that this guy still had accomplices, so I used magic to mess with his vision and escaped. I wasn't familiar with this neighborhood and didn't dare to go far, but I didn't expect him to leave a note to deceive you. ”
The killer who can sneak close to the sick princess three meters in front of him, this kind of guy is definitely not the fighting killer assigned by the sun egg who is simply to send assassination notices and challenge letters.
Zhou Shu looked at the gray witch beside him who was playing with her hair because she was bored, "Do you have any way to help us kill this person?"
The Grey Witch shook her head, "I haven't seen anyone, little devils can't find it." ”
Zhou Shuxin said that you are all rich and beautiful, and there are still things that you can't do? The gray witch shrugged her shoulders and said that she was just a little witch, not God.
When this happens, it seems that the matter of going to the secret doctor is going to be postponed again. When you are worried about this type of thief, if you still drive out in the car, it is basically the rhythm of looking for death.
Zhou Shu twisted her head to the gray witch again, wanting to ask her if there was nothing she could do about hanging the pot to cure the world and save people after she had money, but she shook her head again, "I know that the princess's illness is very troublesome, if I had a way, I would have given you an idea a long time ago, the average life expectancy of magicians is more than seventy years old, which is not as high as the ordinary people in the five Nordic countries, and we can't do anything in this regard." But ......"
"But?" Zhou Shu heard this turning word, and his heart was slightly excited.
The Grey Witch sighed, "Actually, it's nothing, in this world, especially in China, there are at least four people who can heal the princess as easily as breathing. But I don't know anybody, and neither do the Aleusha family, and there's nothing I can do about contacting those people in the wizarding world. ”
"Is the other party an alien? Why is it still diplomatic?" As the son of a visitor from outside the world, Zhou Shu is very sensitive to this topic.
"The contact between the two forces can be regarded as diplomatic? I don't know much about this kind of national affairs, don't ask me. ”
The Grey Witch's status in the wizarding world is what an unstaffed sanitation worker is in the city. Now she has found a different world with the young lady in the family business, Aleucharas Putin, and it is no problem to make money and make money, but if you want to rely on the power of money to become a political family, I am afraid it will take some time.
"Alas......" Master Zhou sighed, "God, give me a powerful man to hug my thighs." ”。 )