Book 881 The absurdist drama at the end of the journey

The snake bird who helped Baiyu in the Sword Blade Plain had not been in contact with Zhou Shu for too long, but he had commented on him very confidently.

In Snake Bird's opinion, all the women who show their willingness to stick to Zhou Shu's side will get what they want, because he is the kind of man who will not let people go lightly.

Ou Na knew very well that her trip with Zhou Shu and Que Xi had reached the end, and the days left were numbered. The more gentle Zhou Shu was to her, the more the sadness of parting was amplified, which made her sullen and speechless.

"Hey, are you getting dumb?" Zhou Shu held Ou Na in his arms, in addition to feeling that this guy had suddenly become troublesome, he was also a little unwilling. He didn't want the girls around him to be so entangled in this kind of thing.

Ou Na nodded, "yes, I'm mute. Don't talk to me, let me lie down a little longer. ”

"Okay, I see. I'll figure it out. ”

There are things about the two of them, which are actually very easy to solve, and not a big deal. After all, Zhou Shu already had so much experience in affairs and was very comfortable with this kind of thing, but Ou Na was an unplanned problem for him, and he thought that with Ou Na's character, he would say goodbye with a big grin and wave the money bag he stuffed for her when they parted, saying something like 'you are really a generous guest'.

Before, when Zhou Shu wanted to solve his physiological problems through guΓ² trading, he encountered a little liar called Snake Bird, and β‰₯√ had to find a place to settle her properly. Now that she has encountered a similar situation, Ou Na is obviously more incapable of seeing than a snake bird, and Zhou Shu himself can't see it. He wondered why he kept encountering this kind of thing.

Indignant, he slapped the back of the head of the woman in his arms.

"Get me up, I've got something serious to talk to you!"

Ou Na, who was beaten, was not politely beaten back, she had already found Zhou Shu's weakness in bed. It wasn't for the traditional vulnerable parts of humanity, whether it was the eyes or the underneath, her attacks couldn't do any harm. If you want to deal with Zhou Shu, just find something to poke his nostrils, his nasal mucosa is very fragile.

Zhou Shu covered his nose and pulled Ou Na up from the bed. The two of them sat naked in chairs facing each other, both with stern expressions ready to talk formally.

As a man, as the active party, Zhou Shu took the lead in breaking the topic after figuring out the wording. "I said, are you reluctant to leave me, that's why you're so unhappy?"

"Phew, shameless. Ou Na was unwilling to fall into the disadvantage in the relationship between the two, and said recklessly: "It's a pity to leave you, you are still very useful as a man, I'm afraid I won't meet such a good guy in the future." She said. While lifting one foot and stuffing it between Zhou Shu's legs.

Mr. Zhou has never been a foot control, he tried to have such a hobby for a while, it was in college, there was a very famous foot control comic "After School Paly" he also liked it, but considering the reality of the situation, he didn't feel this kind of behavior of women at all.

Seeing Ou Na's stubbornness, Zhou Shu almost wanted to ignore him like this. But it can't be helped, if you really want to say any cruel differences. He could almost meet Ou Na's sad expression after hearing it, and the expression he didn't want to see after killing him.

"So be it. I'll show you the way. Zhou Shu waved his hand to conjure up a poor Golden Light Martial God, "Give you my home address, if you really can't find a good man, you can come to me." If you don't mind if I'm a carrot......"

The Golden Light Martial God is a summon of Zhou Shu, who has his memory, and his wisdom is limited and he can't master the language, but he still knows the way.

"This pair of glowing guys for you. They can take you to me...... home. You've kept the power of the ghost state and can come looking for me at any time, but I'm running around a lot, and it may take a little effort if you really want to find me. ”

In fact, there are countless solutions to deal with this kind of thing, if Ou Na really comes to find it. That would mean that she would cross the ocean from the Americas to the White Moon Country in Europe. She didn't know the place there, and she didn't understand the language, which was very convenient, otherwise she would have met Nati that day and the two of them would have a casual chat, and Ou Na, a swordsman with two swords, would have been beaten very badly.

Hearing this, Ou Na's expression was very calm, and she didn't look very happy. But the previous depression has been swept away.

Before Zhou Shu's words were finished, he blushed slightly and rubbed his cheek with his index finger, and said with some embarrassment: "If you really like me...... Actually, I can take you back, but I can assure you that I can't stay with you all the time, no matter what...... You know why. ”

Ou Na looked at the guy who had slept together for so long but suddenly became shy, and couldn't help but kick him.

"I won't go back with you, unless you can dump your queen's fiancΓ©e for me. I know you can't do it, so I'd better give me this shining horse, I want to use this thing to join the army and make a career in this country!"

Ou Na said this, Zhou Shu knew that she chose to come to see her option occasionally, and she didn't really want to join the army. But there were some things he still had to warn just in case, "Well, I'm working for the Queen of the West Country for the time being." That's what the job is about...... Help her occupy your eastern kingdom......"

Ou Na nodded, "I know this kind of thing, didn't you follow us to kill the king?" I found out after your missionary's false identity was exposed. ”

"When did you expose it?!" Zhou Shu was shocked, he didn't remember that he had thrown off this identity, he had always shown that he was nothing more than a missionary favored by an alien god, and it should be easier to understand the identity of the people of the East Country who came to the clubhouse.

Ou Na smiled and stomped between the legs of the man in front of her with her foot, "No one will tell you, do you talk in your sleep?"

Zhou Shu was depressed, "This may be my new problem...... "He was very sure that Nati and Snake Bird had never mentioned this kind of thing, the two of them were not women like Lu Xiaoshuang and Yu Feiniao who liked to play pranks, they should have something to say, and they would not hide the situation.

With that, both of them were in a better mood. Since separation is no longer separation, there is no need to be sad. Although Ou Na stubbornly does not admit her feelings for Zhou Shu, her body is still honest.

"Go to the bar!" Ou Na suddenly became interested in drinking, took out Zhou Shu's wallet and kicked it on her body, "Come on." Before you kill the king, let's go have a drink!"

Master Zhou basically rarely drinks, he is a cautious person, he doesn't like to let his head become messy because of alcohol, and he can't be sure when trouble will appear when he is drunk. But at this time, he was also very happy, so he jumped out of the window with Ou Na in his arms. I was going to go to the bar for an all-night drink, and then I was told by the cold wind of late autumn that I should at least wear a piece of clothing before going out-

Early the next morning, Ou Na obediently slept in bed, waiting for a migraine after waking up. Quexi went to the cloakshop early to tidy up her clothes, took a shower before, and then went directly to meet the king's majesty.

Zhou Shu originally wanted Ou Na to fall asleep like this, and then followed him to Quexi. He had met the king of the East Country yesterday and knew what kind of birdman he was. also knows that Quexi's character will definitely enter the ghost state and flee when he sees him, and then cry and run to cry to himself and Ou Na.

It's just that Quexi's interest when he went out was too high, so he almost kissed Zhou Shu goodbye, which made him very worried.

"Hey, Ouna. Zhou Shu patted the face of the girl who had fallen asleep, woke her up, and then reluctantly took out the jelly beans that had gone back in time to give her to eat, so that she could wake up.

"Great......" Ou Na, who was over with a hangover, wiped half of her face and thanked Zhou Shu. "It's good you saved me, or I'd have died of a headache. That's right. What are you telling me to do? Do you want to come once?"

Ou Na will be quite interested, after all, she is in a good mood, Zhou Shu directly grabbed her into a ghost state, and floated far away in the sky to follow Quexi.

About the king's matter yesterday when he was drinking, Zhou Shu took it as a conversation with the duplicitous female swordsman next to him, and predicted that Her Royal Highness the princess of Qixi would definitely escape, in fact, Ou Na also thought so.

Ouna: "Didn't you say it was okay yesterday. Are you going alone, why did you arrest me again? ”

Master Zhou pointed to the painting tube in Quexi's hand, "Have you ever seen that painting?"

"No, when did she draw it?"

Zhou Shu shook his head, he didn't know. It's because I don't know it's troublesome.,That Fincy who doesn't carry anything secretly draws something.。 It seems to have been prepared for the king. "I don't think that kind of king would really like art......" In his opinion, the art form of Finsy painting is too advanced, and people in this world should not have cultivated such an aesthetic.

"The greater the expectation, the greater the disappointment, and we are still ready to comfort her as soon as possible. ”――

The two of them followed His Highness Sparrow all the way, stopping and stopping, and arrived at the king's residence at ten o'clock in the morning. It could be seen that Quexi was deliberately adjusting her mentality, and after she handed over the paperwork to prove her identity, a very beautiful young female official appeared in front of her with a smile.

"Great, Princess Quessy, you came at the right time. He's bored, so I'll be glad to see you. ”

Fincy breathed a sigh of relief when she heard this, after all, she hadn't seen the king for so long, and she occasionally worried about whether she would be forgotten, and now it seemed that the situation was not bad.

The king's residence in Longqi City is a palace, which should be one of the king's palaces. The national strength of the White Moon Kingdom is probably able to destroy seven or eight eastern countries, when Zhou Shu saw this palace, he was actually aggrieved for his eldest lady, everyone is the head of state, a dilapidated castle that has lived for most of his life, and he has recently found a means to buy a street and build a palace of ashes to live in, but the king's palace has spread all over the country.

Guided into the palace by the beautiful lady, she passed through the side hall and went straight to one of the palace's courtyards, where she had to traverse six courtyards to meet the king resting in the central courtyard.

Along the way, she saw many beautiful naked girls passing by with a thin blanket, and the lady would stop and bow and salute each of them, and call out 'Your Highness the Princess.'

Seeing this, Fincy began to drum a little in her heart, so she asked the female officer about the current number of princesses.

"Seventy-one people, Your Highness Quexi, you are the seventy-first concubine. ”

Ou Na had already laughed out loud in the ghost state, not a mockery, but a loud bitter smile, feeling worthless for the princess who had been sent to the door alone.

Zhou Shu thinks this kind of thing is normal, "Men are like this, they have this kind of power but they don't have the power and rules to bind them, anyone will become like this." ”

"What about you?"

"I don't count. Zhou Shu spread his hands, "I'm anxious about you now, I thought you would leave me happily." But that's fine. I'm not afraid of being glued to a guy like you. ”

The rest of the gardens, Quexi basically walked through with her eyes closed, and she didn't see a lot of wonderful content in the meantime. Zhou Shuke saw a very blood-pumping scene, there was a circular opening on the entire wall, just enough for the girl to get half of her body into it, and then the back half of her body was stuck there and her butt was raised high.

There will be no one there. However, it is conceivable that the magnificent scene when the king uses this thing, which is very exciting for men.

In addition, there were several crying women locked in a certain courtyard, and I don't know if they were concubines, anyway, the female official didn't greet them. One of the women's hands was handcuffed to the wall, shivering in the cold wind with their bare asses. It can be seen that if the body heat continues to be lost, these people will hang up.

Sparrow made her way to the central courtyard, where there was a loud 'bang bang' movement. In the courtyard there is a pool of steaming water, and next to it is a large elastic trampoline. There were five girls with very full breasts jumping on it, and of course they were wearing nothing. The girls' eyes were fixed on someone soaking in the hot tub, surrounded by steam.

Zhou Shu pointed at the guy and said to Ou Na: "This is the king." Ou Na pursed her lips, not bothering to look at him.

Fincy stared at the trampoline and wanted to faint, she could still make excuses for the king in her heart before, and she urgently needed to treat him as a good man, so she was a little more distracted. Now it seems. Asking a girl to do such a thing in this late autumn is really difficult for Quexi to defend the king urgently.

The king saw the arrival of Sparrow and the female officer. He frowned and opened his mouth to make a duck-like sound, "Why are you two dressed? I don't know the rules here?"

The lady made a court gesture of 'please listen to my explanation', and then walked up to the king while undressing, and whispered to him what had happened to the king.

"Sparrow?" the king nodded, looking at the poor concubine who was trembling. "I remember the name, I just can't remember where you were from. ”

Fincy said the name of her town, and then squeezed out a smile, recalling the happiest day of her life, which she had recalled countless times. The beauty of that day has never faded.

"You, once had a bronze statue erected in the town. Then they proposed to me, and it was the best day of my life. ”

"That's right. The king stood up from the hot tub and walked to the edge of the pool, his premature face peeking out of the moisture. "Is that your best day? Looks like your life isn't going to be good, Sparrow. ”

Ouna: "Ah, what a bad person. ”

Zhou Shu nodded on the side, in fact, he saw something more excessive yesterday.

The king tugged at the clothes that she had chosen for a long time to see her, and asked her to take them off in a flat tone. The latter forced a smile and slowly stripped himself naked.

Zhou Shu avoided it on the side, and he must go to see the poor princess. He doesn't usually do this, but this time he really feels pitiful for her, and he can't bear to take advantage of her with his eyes again.

The king grabbed the chest of his seventy-first seat, then shook his head in disappointment, "It's too small, it seems you can't play on the trampoline with them." Then he instructed the female officer beside him, "Go and get her a bucket of ice and let her get ready." ”

These words were inexplicable, but Zhou Shu knew what they meant, and he had seen them yesterday. Ou Na heard him mention it when he was drinking last night, and when she saw that Que Xi was going to do that kind of thing, she suddenly felt nervous and grabbed Zhou Shu's hand hard.

"What are you nervous about" Zhou Shu smiled, "Actually, that's a good idea, can you accept it?"

"Your words may be fine, but I can't stand the king. ”

The king was not afraid of the cold at all, so he walked over to the trampoline and went to play with the five big-breasted girls, and made them kneel on the ground to serve him. The female officer carried a bucket of ice on the side, and let Sparrow open her mouth wide to hold the ice.

Quexi didn't ask, because she knew that the female officer in front of her would explain to her.

The female officer smiled and said to Quexi: "After a while, Your Highness will finish the game with the highness on the side of the elastic bed, and I will hope that there will be a mouth to clean and cool down his place." So Your Highness, you need to use this ice to cool your mouth down and become cold. After that, we will do cleaning services for Your Majesty, but Your Highness, you must be careful not to touch Your Majesty with your teeth, as you will be locked up if you make a mistake. ”

Fincy stuffed her mouth with ice cubes and listened very calmly to what she was going to do. As soon as the female official's voice fell, the people in the west of the bird disappeared.

Zhou Shu and Ou Na greeted the newly arrived Que Xi in a ghost state with a sympathetic face, and Ou Na stretched out her hand to make her spit out the ice cubes in her mouth, and then opened her arms to take the commoner Que Xi, who had given up her status as a concubine, in her arms.

In the ghost world, there was a heart-wrenching cry. Ou Na kept patting Quexi's back, not knowing whether to cry or laugh, although laughter seemed a bit rude at this time, but her journey ended in such an absurd situation, she really didn't know what expression to use to face.

Zhou Shu ate the ice cubes spit out by Quexi, chewing on it on purpose, he wanted to distract Quexi with this excessive behavior, but failed. Compared to the blow she received, this kind of provocation can't share much of the hatred on that king, and that guy's combat effectiveness as MT Zhou Shu also has to admire one or two.

He is very willing to meet such a second-class king, if that guy is a person with a good personality, with the identity of Quexi's husband, he may really be a little unable to do it.

It's okay now, it's just a matter of hands. (To be continued......)