335. [Vol. 5] 26: What is this, the Northeast Dialect?
Well, she admits that she really doesn't want that to happen!
"Fei Fei, what's wrong? Your face is not very good, is there something uncomfortable?"
Seeing that Dongfang Fengfei's face was not good, Ye Tianmo asked worriedly.
"Uh, hehe... It's okay, it's okay. ”
Dongfang Fengfei smiled sweetly at Ye Tianmo, shook her head to indicate that it was okay, and then buried her head and continued to drink porridge silently.
"Little girl..."
Seeing Dongfang Fengfei's ostrich-like appearance, Ye Tianmo only had a faint helplessness in his eyes, but he didn't say anything, everyone has a secret in their hearts, he believes that the little girl's secret, one day the little girl will tell him in person.
Regarding Dongfang Fengfei's evasive attitude, the seven beautiful boys are all human spirits, and they naturally see it, although there are many things they want to ask, but Dongfang Fengfei doesn't say it, they naturally won't persecute it.
"Well, we're so well fed, let's move on, eh? What kind of place is this, this door, it looks so special?"
After eating the porridge and wiping his mouth with the napkin handed by the overnight pouring ink, Dongfang Fengfei blinked his eyes and looked at the door in front of him a little confused.
Because the door in front of me looks really weird, it is actually a human face door with facial features.
"But, this face looks very handsome, you see, these eyes are eyes, the face is a face, eh, it's warm, it's slippery, it's so comfortable. ”
Dongfang Fengfei suddenly walked to the door curiously, reached out and touched the door, touched her face from the eyes of the door, and rubbed it back and forth.
But Dongfang Fengfei didn't see it, this door's face quietly turned red, and there were faint sweat stains on his forehead~
"Eh, you see, this nose is really exquisite, foggy, even the nose hair is so real!"
Leaned over and looked at the nose on the door, and after pinching the tip of the nose, seeing the nose hair, Dongfang Fengfei, who has obsessive-compulsive disorder, reached out without hesitation to pull out the nose hair.
"Wow ~ Don't, don't use my nose hair..."
Dongfang Fengfei grabbed the nose hair, and the stone gate suddenly opened his eyes and exhaled in pain! But this cry of pain not only did not save the nose hair, but accelerated the process of it being plucked.
Dongfang Fengfei was so frightened that her hand shook, and she directly ripped it off!
"Huh... Hah..."
was pulled off by Dongfang Fengfei, and the 'face door' began to twist, and then the mouth opened wide and kept inhaling.
"Hmm..."
Seeing this situation, Dongfang Fengfei suddenly had a bad premonition, and then her first reaction was to take a step back and push Luos, who was standing on her right hand and had not yet come back to her senses, to block her and Ye Tianmo!
thereupon
"Ha Qiu...", out of Dongfang Fengfei's guess, this 'face door' sneezed loudly!
A strong, slightly moist hot air erupted from his nostrils, and as the hot air erupted, a lumpy and sticky stuff squirted out of his nostrils, and Los, gloriously, was sprayed all over!
Loos: "..................!"
Dongfang Fengfei: "..................!"
Night Dumping: "..................!"
Seven beautiful boys: "..................!"
A few beasts: "..................!"
"Ahh!!h
The brief silence was followed by the earth-shattering roar of Loth, a thick dark aura twisted around him, his body was covered with some kind of viscous liquid and hard lumps, and his eyes burst with red light, needless to say, there was an endless amount of ... Fury!
Feeling the mucus on his body, Los wanted to vomit in disgust, and his heart was full of anger, and the waves crashed on the shore and rolled up a thousand fires!
This woman, this woman didn't know how to open the protective body enchantment, and she actually pushed him up to be a shield!!
"That's... That, Loth, I was wrong, didn't I react at the time, you were right next to you, so..."
Dongfang Fengfei was so frightened that she hid behind Ye Tianmo, with a weak face.
"Then why don't you pull him as a shield, he's not next to him!" Los roared at Nightfall.
"Aren't you on the right, it's more convenient..."Dongfang Fengfei whispered more and more, well, she was really kind-hearted!
Looth: "You... You... Ah!!h
Hearing Dongfang Fengfei's words, Luo Si was so angry that his face turned red, and he wanted to scold his mother.
Smooth your sister!
Obviously, it's easy to be on the left-hand side, don't you talk nonsense without blinking? Aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning?
However, this matter is not over, and what happened next really made Los angry and wanted to kill.
"Little girl, you did a good job, if you encounter danger in the future, you have to know how to protect yourself like this time, do you know?"
Ye Tianmo was completely disdainful of Luos's 'tragic situation', gently touched Dongfang Fengfei's little head, and patiently 'taught' his little lady the 'experience of self-preservation in the rivers and lakes'.
"Hmm!"
was praised by her father-in-law, and the little witch directly lost her ability to think happily, and nodded happily with a red face.
Loos: "..................!"
Seven beautiful boys: "..................!"
Hearing Ye Tianmo's words, the seven beautiful boys were all dumbfounded, this great god's tutor is really ...... Maverick, extraordinary!
This thought is too avant-garde, they mortals... Really... Incompetence in understanding!
And Los was trembling with anger, seeing that he was about to have a stroke, and glared at the two of them with hatred, ah!! you two 'sharp husbands and silver women' will definitely be punished!!
"This broken door, Lao Tzu must chop it into pieces!"
If he can't beat the ink overnight, and he can't move Dongfang Fengfei, Los pointed the finger of anger at the innocent 'face'. ’
"Open!"
As he spoke, Los waved his hand, and a purple lightning bolt surrounded him, and a scythe full of cold and dark energy appeared in front of Los from the void, and the wind gushing out of the void crack blew Loth's crimson robe into a flutter.
The moment Los held the scythe, the temperament of his body changed instantly, and his body, which was originally full of demonic energy, seemed to have an extra layer of charm, although he was surrounded by a dark aura, but it gave people a sense of sacredness.
"Dead sneeze door, whatever you have, give Lao Tzu to report to the underworld!"
Los said, with a cold face, and swung his scythe at the 'face gate'.
"Don't, I don't have anything, why do you want to cut me!!"
'Face Gate' looked aggrieved and innocent and looked at everyone with tears in his eyes, woo! It was plucked out of his nose for no reason, and now he has to kill it, this is simply a disaster, it... It can't run away!
Woo~ It's a pity that it's just a door, and you can't run away!!
"Mo, Menmen, it's so pitiful. ”
Looking at the pitiful appearance of the 'face door', Dongfang Fengfei really felt extremely sympathetic to this innocent 'face door' with a gun, so she pulled Ye Tianmo's sleeve, raised her head, and looked at Ye Tianmo with big eyes, selling cute and asking for help.
"Bang..."
As soon as Dongfang Fengfei's words fell, a loud bang rose, and billowing smoke and dust flew in the air.
"Hmph, Lao Tzu's sickle is not a vegetarian, now, you should be disfigured if you don't die. ”
With a knife down, Los calmed down his anger, put away the scythe, and looked at the 'face door' and snorted coldly.
However, after the smoke and dust passed, what he saw made Los so angry that his nose almost didn't crooked.
"Night!lean!
That's right, standing in front of the 'face door' is the night pouring ink, the silver filaments are flying with the wind, standing with his hands behind his back, his expression is indifferent but his charm is self-revealed, and he is incomparably gorgeous and noble.
In fact, the point is that Los his smug blow caused a little ripple like a stone sinking into the sea, oh, stirred up dust all over the ground, and then it was silently dissolved by the night pouring ink, so angry that Los almost didn't vomit blood.
"Loos, this matter is because of me, the door is innocent, you can't bully it. ”
Seeing that the 'face door' was not injured, Dongfang Fengfei breathed a sigh of relief, and then hurriedly ran forward and hid behind Ye Tianmo, accusing Luo Si of 'bad eyes'.
Loos: "..................!"
Los is crazy in his heart, you husband and wife, remember it for me!Ah!! I'm really depressed, when I go back, I must get this account back!
Flicked his crimson sleeves and turned around and ignored the two of them, now he is absolutely thankless to fight against this demon husband and wife, a manly man can bend and stretch, Lao Tzu, bear with it for the time being!
Forget it, don't worry about it for now, these things on your body are disgusting, let's get rid of them first, and then I will take out a handkerchief from the ring and wipe the things on my clothes with a disgusted face.
"Well, Menmen, it's okay, you can open your eyes. ”
Seeing that Los finally calmed down, Dongfang Fengfei hurriedly turned around to appease the frightened 'Face Gate'.
"Woo~~ That bat is so bad, I gave him so much of the essence of my body, others want some crystals, and he also got so many crystals, if you don't thank me, forget it, you still want to kill me, woo woo~ En will take revenge, he is the worst monster I have ever seen!"
Seeing Dongfang Fengfei and this benefactor who saved him, the 'face door' immediately cried out aggrievedly, and at this moment, tears and snot flowed out again.
However, when 'Face Gate' was crying, two basins appeared from the corners of his eyes and two basins from the bottom of his eyes, catching his tears and snot.
Seeing this situation, Dongfang Fengfei couldn't help but twitch the corners of her mouth, this 'face door' is one by one, and there is a northeast accent, as far as she knows, there seems to be no place on this continent that has this accent, is it from another continent? Although this accent sounds quite cute, it is still some... Well, that's funny!
But from the words of 'Face Gate', she seems to understand something, is it possible, the tears and snot of this 'Face Gate' are very precious?
"That, the essence you said are those on Loos?" Dongfang Fengfei asked weakly.
"Hmm... yes, what's wrong? Could it be that you're not here for this?"
Hearing Dongfang Fengfei's words, it was the turn of the 'Face Gate' to be puzzled, those people who had just passed in front of him wanted it very much, and even the previous owner liked it very much.
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