Chapter 1 Lao Tzu is the First Emperor
"Yingzheng, you are too despicable, you get up for me. A shrill woman's voice rang out, and she pulled the man sleeping next to her with her hand.
"Why am I despicable?" Ying Zheng, who was sleeping in a daze, opened his eyes, looked at the woman in front of him with some aftertaste, and glanced at the two meat balls on her chest, with a look of intoxication.
"You say this is a Patek Philippe watch?" The woman looked at the watch in her hand a little frantically, looking at Yingzheng's handsome face with resentment, and wanted to slap him a few times.
"Patek Philippe?" Ying Zheng rubbed his eyes, stretched, and yawned.
"Phew, I just called and asked, and they said that there is no Patek Philippe watch of this model. The woman was naked, without the slightest shyness on her face, and she looked like you continued to pretend, eager to bite this shameless man a few times.
"Oh, look at my memory, this is an imitation Patek Philippe watch, I forgot to tell you, it's a copycat, I'm sorry. There was a trace of guilt on Ying Zheng's handsome face, and he said with a hippie smile.
"Then you said that the hundreds of acres of mansion you said are also lying to me?" the woman looked at the shameless man in front of her in disbelief, and questioned in her voice.
"Of course I didn't lie to you, this is true, my family has hundreds of acres of fertile land, backed by mountains and rivers, picturesque scenery, if you build a few small tile houses and pull up the wall, it is simply not inferior to the top mansions in the world. "Win Zheng's face is not red, and his heart is not beating.
"You ......" The woman was almost crazy, she thought that she had caught a golden beetle son-in-law, she served him so hard last night, and used all her might, just to tie up this man, but now her dream seems to be shattered.
"Then you said that the deposit behind it is all 0 is also a lie to me?" seemed unwilling to give up a glimmer of hope for chasing, and continued to ask.
"I never lie, everything is the truth, my deposit is all 0 behind it! Isn't it all 0 behind your deposit, beauty?" Ying Zheng looked at the woman as if she was looking at an idiot, picked up a pack of red pandas on the bedside table, lit one, and spit out a smoke ring, but her heart was bleeding, Nima, Lao Tzu paid for a meal!
The woman was happy at first, and then her face was covered with frost, and she heard the meaning of Ying Zheng's words, and kept a trace of reason behind, "What about your sports car?" Her voice was a little numb, although she had guessed it in her heart, but she still didn't want to believe it.
"No, yesterday my buddy got married, and I drove one out of the garage casually, it's really not easy these days! This outfit is still the Armani brand-name suit I rented for 300 yuan a day, it's really dark enough. Ying Zheng said with a painful face.
"You bastard, huh. The woman got dressed as fast as she could, slammed the door and left, leaving a smiling Ying Zheng in the room.
Ying Zheng is a complete silk in China, graduated from college from the countryside to the international metropolis of Shanghai, a few years of wandering, nothing to do, in the face of his parents' disappointment, he felt pain for a period of time, and after the most Lu did a most ordinary car repair worker.
His parents had the idea of hoping for his son to become a Chan, and finally provided him with the opportunity to finish college, but now the competition for employment is too cruel, and for a graduate, experience is enough to kill.
And he is a person with lofty ideals, and has also been to work in several companies, but he can't do it low, he can't do it, he has no talent, and he can't show it, he would rather be an ordinary car repair worker, rather than be called by people in the company to come and go, and be inferior everywhere.
His name was also changed by himself, he was originally called Ying Feng, but he admired Qin Shi Huang, the first emperor of the Qin Dynasty, so he changed his name to Ying Zheng. Although he was made fun of, he didn't care about that, his biggest ideal in this life was to be like Qin Shi Huang, to be a man who stood up to the sky.
Now the country is peaceful and the people are in harmony, he is not a terrorist, he wants to do a cause that contributes to the society and develops a strong motherland, like Qin Shi Huang, to do something that has a far-reaching impact throughout the ages, and he is a very patriotic young man.
Ying Zheng got dressed and retired in the hotel hall, his flesh hurt, he gave a thousand oceans, only 112 were returned, 888 yuan a night, and one-third of his salary this month was lost. Before leaving, I felt a big loss, and the cashier's sister talked for a long time, before I got to the mobile phone number of the beautiful girl at the front desk, and I felt a little balanced in my heart, so I left coquettishly. Although he is very intoxicated with this drunken life, he has his own principles, and he will not let go of this kind of money-worshipping woman, who is automatically sent to the door. Every time he drives a famous car to bars and other entertainment places, there is no shortage of this kind of woman with a bit of grace automatically takes the bait, he is not a saint, and he has no reason to refuse this kind of meat sent to his mouth.
Ever since his girlfriend disliked him for having no interest, no ability, and running away with other men, he has been indulging in such a life of singing every night and being drunk and dreaming of death. The rich have their way of living, and the poor have their way of living.
It is often said that when the poor can no longer afford to live in this drunken society, there is nothing he dare not do, Ying Zheng does not agree, he lives a very nourishing and chic life, sending 1,000 yuan of living expenses to his parents every month, and the rest is enough for him to squander.
Out of the hotel and in front of the white sports car, Ying Zheng had a trace of envy in his heart, but he was not jealous, a person with a strong heart would never doubt that he would be poor for a lifetime.
Opening the car door, Ying Zheng sat up, started up, kicked the dust away, and went straight to the garage all the way, because he found that he was almost late for work, and if the boss came, he would be finished. The boss who slammed the door scolded him for a few words, but I was afraid that he would take the opportunity to deduct his salary, which has happened many times.
A gust of wind blew in from the window, and Ying Zheng hummed a little song, drove the car intently, and muttered to himself, "Damn, the life of a rich person is really different." ”
Suddenly, the distant sky was dyed with golden light, and the bright golden light made Ying Zheng, who was driving, startled, hurriedly stepped on the brakes a few times, slowed down and stopped, and looked at the golden sky in front of him in a little daze; "Is there a meteor shower?"
The golden light became more and more brilliant, like a golden sun rising, and suddenly Ying Zheng's eyes widened, and a golden bead, pulling a long golden tail, smashed straight at his windshield.
"Ahh
I don't know how long it took.
"Prime Minister Li, the second son's succession to the throne is a good thing for you and me, if the eldest prince is allowed to succeed to the throne, I'm afraid that the first one will take advantage of you, you have to think clearly. A sharp voice came from Ying Zheng's ear.
"Prime Minister Li?" Ying Zheng's heart moved, was he making a movie? Shouldn't he be in the hospital?
"The traitor is so daring, and changing the edict of His Majesty the Emperor without permission is a great crime for the nine clans. Another weak voice sounded, but it was impassioned and serious.
"Li Si, don't be ignorant, Your Majesty has died, if you don't read the edict, you will die without a place to be buried. The shrill voice was a little angry and threatened.
"Zhao Gao, I am the prime minister of Great Qin, and a little eunuch dares to threaten the prime minister, and I don't know whether I live or die. ”
"Li Si, Zhao Gao?" Ying Zheng felt a little bumpy in his body, as if he was on a moving object, and he was very confused in his heart, but he didn't dare to open his eyes, could it be that he was filming the part where Qin Shi Huang died on his eastern tour?
Thinking of this, Ying Zheng was immediately annoyed, sat up suddenly, and yelled, "Shut up." ”
The two of them knelt down abruptly as if they had seen a ghost, and were very frightened; "Your Majesty?" only reacted in an instant and said loudly, "Your Majesty, long live, long live, long live." ”
Li Si showed a hint of joy on his face, His Majesty was not dead, he was very relieved, knelt there, lowered his head, and did not dare to look directly.
Zhao Gao was terrified, and his body was trembling.
Ying Zheng looked around, his brows furrowed, and the neighing of horses outside and the sound of neat steps revealed the momentum of iron-blooded killing.
"Nima, making movies is so serious? The level of domestic films has been greatly improved? What about the director? Let him come out, it's really a tasteless guy. Ying Zheng suddenly stepped down from the gold-rimmed couch and looked around.
"Nima, a film director?" The two glanced at each other, looked at each other, didn't know what to do, but under the obscenity of His Majesty, they bowed their heads and didn't dare to answer, and they couldn't understand what His Majesty said, so they could only panic.
"Damn, the acting skills are so realistic! Why Mao hasn't seen you? I don't know how much better this acting skills are than those half-assed stars. A smile appeared on Ying Zheng's face, and he said unconsciously.
"Your Majesty, Minister, there is a play. Li Si raised his head, bowed to Ying Zheng, and glanced at Zhao Gao fiercely. Although he didn't understand what His Majesty meant, he still didn't dare to question it in the slightest.
"If you're here, call your director out, what are you pretending to be? Ying Zheng walked up to the two of them, looked at the two of them, and showed that you had been debunked.
"Your Majesty, Li Si really has a play, please give priority to state affairs and social affairs. Li Si didn't dare to have the slightest color on his face, just a look of respect, and his voice was extremely serious.
"Nima, Wen Yanwen said it so well, your name is really Li Si?" Ying Zheng saw the other party's respectful look, he was really confused.
"If it's fake, doesn't Your Majesty know Li Si?" Li Si also showed a hint of puzzlement on his face, and he finally understood.
"Don't lie to me, or I'll kill you. Ying Zheng's face showed a hint of solemnity, no longer a hippie smile, and a serious expression.
"The minister does not dare, His Majesty is under the power of heaven, the minister does not dare to have the slightest compassion, if His Majesty does not believe in the minister, the minister is willing to die, in order to show his loyalty to the king. Li Si kowtowed in fear, he didn't doubt His Majesty's words at all.
"Huh?" Seeing Li Si kowtowing incessantly, his body trembled, Ying Zheng's egg really hurt, and he looked at Zhao Gao who was trembling with his head down; "Are you Zhao Gao?"
"Your Majesty, the slave deserves to die, the slave deserves to die. When Zhao Gao heard Ying Zheng's words, he immediately shuddered, kowtowed vigorously, and the planks were stained red with blood.
"Damn, is it true?" Ying Zheng was really a little suspicious, he ignored the two of them, walked to the huge car window, lifted the curtain, and was dumbfounded, his voice was a little unbelievable; "Lao Tzu is Qin Shi Huang?"