Chapter 67: It's Your Soap
"Excuse me...... Who are you?" asked the girl, frowning, ignoring the soap I had thrown at me.
"I'm an alien. I replied with a smile.
“...... I can't remember which planet of aliens had a bad habit of throwing soap at girls they met for the first time. Xuzi sighed, "Anyway, do boys like you also use some inexplicable and wonderful settings to pick up girls?"
Hey, can I take that as a compliment? It's the first time a strange girl has complimented me on my appearance.
"Say it as if you've seen other aliens. I pushed my glasses.
"Yes, just now, there was a woman who seemed to be in cospLay wearing a golden armor and accosted me, saying that she was the princess of the Galactic Empire or something, is that the so-called dead house, and there is really the potential of a mentally ill person......"
"Apologize to the mentally ill nationwide!"
"Are you on the side of the mentally ill?
I couldn't help but complain, and Xuzi responded with great skill.
Even so, I still snorted coldly in my heart, it was obvious that Hayachiyo was accosting Xuzi with an extremely dark psychology - not only did she have to work hard to complete her strategy, but also make me as troublesome as possible?
This idiot, as if I won't retaliate back......
Sun Yang of the Ming Dynasty once said that it is not only necessary to achieve victory, but also to make your enemies reap defeats, and I think that in terms of "treating the enemy as cruel as a harsh winter", I seem to have a very tacit understanding with these characters from 400 years ago, and it is obvious that we are both very good at stumbling on our opponents, and it is easy to have a lasting and irresolvable hostility towards someone because of a little thing.
Believe me, this distrait is definitely very different from the cautious eye, it is a valuable quality that makes you cautious and not let go of the slightest danger point, especially the pure class position of a person.
Now, with a clear class stance, I have decided to punish the evil lily party who is a woman but wastes resources - it is simply too easy, just throw one of the three hosts in charge of Hayendo into an ecobox and shoot to the bottom of the Indian Ocean, with the limited intelligence of Hayage, I probably can't figure out what is going on.
I groaned for a moment, feeling that as the first time I met, the heat was almost over, so I waved goodbye to Xuzi.
She seemed to think it didn't matter, after all, it was just a strange person whom she had just met, and after five or six words to each other, she just said goodbye politely, and began to wash her face again—and then she showed the piece of soap I had thrown away.
"Wait, your soap!" she called out to me, picking it in her hand.
Then, her pupils dilated slightly, and an expression of extreme shock appeared on her face.
The moment I turned around, I put on a set of armor, which was a by-product of a whim when I had just completed the nanocore deployment technology, and the shape is roughly similar to the appearance of the best equipment of the popular visual kei online game, due to the extreme pursuit of gorgeous appearance, the performance of this armor is quite flashy, and it can only be used for sassy bags and self-absorption, and I found a place where no one put it on and reveled in it, so I put it on the shelf, but it seems quite suitable for use here.
Because this can be used in a rather domineering way, showing the seemingly ridiculous premise of "I'm an alien" to Xuzi.
The projection lamp hidden in the armor casts a rather gorgeous and complex magic array on the ground, and the three-dimensional light effect makes this qiē full of magical effects, and the same built-in speakers play a rather mysterious and obscure chanting, and I am bathed in the purple light scattered by this magic array, and I am surrounded by the low chanting......
-- Set the teleportation coordinates for the space teleporter.
Okay, while the truth is pretty skinny, as you can see from the shocked look on the face of the Void, I've been upgraded from a "weird pick-up guy" to a "quick-dressing and well-equipped enigma...... No, the "mysterious coseR with fast disguise and full of tools" is just self-complaining, and I should have become "an alien who looks like an alien" in the eyes of the Xuzi.
Then let this surprise and doubt continue until the next meeting.
With a wave of my hand, the spatial portal activated, leaving the last sentence behind the moment it disappeared in place.
I think that if there is no strange infringement in a certain plane, then these two lines of dialogue should be very valuable for recording, and can even be called classics.
"Wait, your soap!"
"It's your soap. ”
...... I always feel that there is a person whose temperament has dropped badly, but I don't know who that person is.
Well, leave him alone, anyway, the first meeting with Xuzi was a success, and it should have left a very deep impression on the girl, and it also fulfilled my personal wish to "throw soap at a girl".
- Although she didn't throw it on the ground, and she didn't bend down to pick it up.
The silver armor was recycled into a miniature nano module, which I casually carried back into my pocket, and I muttered a little, choosing between "going to meet the third host" and "going to stumble on Sachiyo", in fact, this kind of thing can be done at any time to shoot Sachiyo's strategy object to the bottom of the Indian Ocean, and I can even tie Sachiyo up directly, anyway, when I made the challenge agreement, there was no rule that I could only compete fairly.
Hmph, how could I lose?
I casually opened the light screen and went through the third host's profile again.
...... Judging from the personal description, it's a very strange and terrible guy.,Compared to her.,It's just a quiet and cute lady with excellent conduct.。
Personally, I think she should have a good relationship with Hayachiyo.
At least the lily attribute is a certainty, if you have to make a qualitative one......
If you look at the outside, she's a very cute girl.,If you look inside, it's a very bad girl.。
Never take a bath at home.,Every day to go to the bathhouse to enjoy life.,Treat it as one of the most important daily activities in life.,Very keen on voyeuristic activities.,It seems to enjoy the process more than the result.,People always feel that her component is "obscene and perverted salty wet madness" plus "young and beautiful girl body".,That beautiful body hides the unknown gentleman's salty and wet soul and H.,The slightest carelessness will reveal the true face.。
Also, I love fat times very, very much, and other people's fat times.
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