"Brother Yong, are you completely sure this time?" Zhang Ming looked at Zhao Yong with a grim face.

Zhao Yong nodded firmly, and said, "Don't worry, this time I took a lot of effort to invite that armed policeman to kill the beggars, a piece of cake" After that, Zhao Yong proudly pointed to a black man standing not far away.

The black man has a tall and strong face, a knife-cut chin, and a sharp look in his eyes, which is the unique look of an iron-blooded soldier.

The positions of the armed police and Zhang Ming are simply one of heaven and one underground, Zhang Ming and they generally don't have to take any risks, but the armed police hang their heads on their belts every day to live, and they start life and death duels with terrorists every day, which are all crawling out of the pile of dead people, compared with Zhang Ming, it is a world of difference.

The black man looked very shocking, just standing there, his eyes swept away, and the momentum began to spread.

Zhang Ming swallowed his saliva, looked at others, and then looked at himself, he was really a little ashamed, this is the real iron-blooded soldier.

"In that case, let's go, I'll inquire where the beggar is, and let us settle accounts with him." Zhang Ming gritted his teeth and said.

》》》》》》》》》》》 "Big cow, let's eat together." Feng Chenyu took off the helmet on his head and said with a smile.

Da Niu cracked a smile and replied, "Okay, let's go." ”

Feng Chenyu has been with Da Niu for several days, and he found that Da Niu is not the appearance of the evil and outlaw gangster that Brother Wang said, on the contrary, he found that Da Niu is very honest and honest, and he doesn't look like a guy who has done bad things, which really can't be understood by Feng Chenyu.

Da Niu speaks, every time I love to take my mother to say how it is, from this it can be seen that Da Niu is a very filial and obedient child, a very obedient and filial child can actually associate with the bank robbery, really can't understand.

In the past few days, Feng Chenyu has lived a very peaceful life, no one in the school has played or challenged for the time being, and Xiao Nan gets along with him obviously more cheerfully, and he has let go a lot, going to school in the morning, eating with Xiao Nan at noon, coming to work in the afternoon, going home to sleep at night, calm and quiet, life is on track.

"Da Niu, can you tell me about the bank robbery you used to have?" Feng Chenyu crossed his legs, eating sweet potatoes and chatting with Da Niu.

Every time Da Niu eats and works, he is alone, and everyone is reluctant to approach him, because they have heard that he has been in prison.

So Da Niu is usually very silent, usually he works silently, and he eats by himself silently squatting in the corner to eat, feeling that this person is gone, and no one will ask to go there, it is simply a dispensable existence.

Loneliness and loneliness are all over Da Niu's heart, making him hope that there can be someone to talk to him, and at this time, Feng Chenyu happened to fall from the sky, and Da Niu and Feng Chenyu naturally became good friends, but it was just a relationship between talking and chatting, and no matter how deep it was, it was not a step deeper.

When Da Niu heard Feng Chenyu ask him about something, he fell silent, with a dark face, and said, "You really want to hear it?"

"Yes, let's say, I've sinned, and there's nothing unspeakable. ”

People are very strange animals, when they meet people in the same situation as themselves, their relationship will be very good, Da Niu heard this, almost hesitated and did not hesitate, so he gritted his teeth, nodded and said: "Okay, since this is the case, I will tell you about my previous things, I have done two things before, one is to rob a bank, and the other is to sell drugs." ”

"What?" Feng Chenyu's eyes widened, looking at Da Niu in disbelief, this guy couldn't see the slightest bit of Jiangyang thief's appearance.

"Big Niu, I said don't tease me, if you are drug trafficking and bank robbery, how can you be here, you should have been in prison. "Feng Chenyu said very reasonably, Da Niu looks like he is about twenty years old, very young, one of the above two crimes may make him go to prison for ten years, or even twenty years, she can't rob a bank at the age of ten.

There are exceptions, for example, the black household is the Ah Hao type, a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, as long as he insists that he is a minor, there is nothing to do, this is a very typical loophole, but this also has a bottom line, if you rely on this loophole to kill people, it is impossible not to convict you, this loophole is to let you beat someone without trouble.

"Well, it's a long story, I'll tell you from the beginning, it was two years ago when the cherry blossoms were flying, and I was pregnant..."

》》》》》》》》》 two years ago ....

Da Niu and one of his partners sat in the car, preparing for the plan.

"Ah Qiang, are you ready for what I want?" Da Niu stared at him fiercely.

Ah Qiang nodded, took out a pistol from his pocket, and said, "It's ready, this is what I wasted a lot of effort to get it, let's say okay first, and I will share half of the money I grabbed." ”

Da Niu cracked a smile and said honestly: "Don't worry, you give me the wind outside, and we will leave together after I rob the money." ”

Cuong nodded.

Da Niu planned to rob a bank, and he got a real pistol from his partner, but on the condition that he would share half of the money he robbed, although he was a little greedy, but Da Niu agreed.

With a pistol in his hand, Da Niu walked confidently towards a bank.

This big cow is really a cow, he didn't even wear a hood, so he went in so hard, and the surveillance filmed his face clearly, but he estimated that he would be caught in a few minutes after robbing the money.

"Hand over the money and squat on the ground, or Lao Tzu will kill you with one shot. "This is the classic line of a robber who robs a bank, you have to have some momentum to rob a bank, say some cruel words and use guns, but Da Niu is obviously not their type.

Da Niu walked straight to the window and stood politely behind a woman, what was he doing?

"Don't you forget to line up when you rob a bank?" Da Niu is very polite, even if it is a gun bank, he has to line up.

After a while, it was finally his turn.

At this time, ordinary gangsters will definitely take out their guns, point them at the people inside, and shout: "Take out the money." ”

But the big bull is clearly an outlier.

He walked to the window, took out a small bowl and put it on it, looked at the somewhat surprised staff inside, and said, "Uncle and aunt, give some money." ”

"Haa... Ha Lu Ha..."There was a loud laugh from inside, and the staff laughed so hard that they couldn't stand up straight, and fell to the ground screaming that their stomachs hurt.

Da Niu was annoyed and ashamed, pulled out the pistol on his waist, pointed at the people inside, and said angrily: "Don't laugh, be serious, I'm talking to you about serious things." ”

"Ha Lu Ha ..., Ha Lu Ha..." Seeing the big cow pull out the gun, everyone did not hesitate to guess that this was a fake gun.

The laughter continued, making Da Niu's face very red, he snorted coldly, took away the broken bowl, and said, "Love what's the matter, Lao Tzu is gone." ”

After a few minutes, Da Niu walked out of the bank door with a notebook in his arms.

"Did you get the money?" asked Cuong with an eager expression.

Da Niu cried with a sad face and said with a crying voice: "They all bullied me and didn't give me money." ”

"Did you scare them with a gun?"

"I really scared them with a gun, but it didn't work!!"

"It's okay, you robbed a computer. ”

"They thought I was fixing the computer and gave it to me. ”

"Uh..." Ah Qiang was speechless for a while, and was about to say something, but Da Niu called the phone, said something to the other end of the phone, and hung up.

Cuong asked curiously, "Who are you calling?" ”

Da Niu said with a serious face: "Call the police uncle." ”

"What's wrong with you, we're robbers, you call the police, you don't want to live. ”

"I don't care, they bullied me, my mother said that if someone else bullies, you have to tell the police uncle. ”

So, a siren came, Da Niu and Ah Qiang were arrested one after another, and Ah Qiang was sentenced to smuggling arms and imprisoned for decades, but Da Niu had nothing to do, and came out after a few days.

And so the stupidest bank robbery in the world was born....

PS: A few days ago, I ate a roast leg of lamb, vomited and diarrhea, and felt uncomfortable, and I couldn't make up for what I owed a few days ago. Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, I can only change two chapters and two chapters.,I'll make up for it when I'm sick.。