Chapter 00143 Fart, Shout Report!
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The shift man glanced at me, grinned a little, and didn't say anything, but I always felt that he was smiling a little cold, a little ill-intentioned. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
After I tested the hardness of the steamed buns, I looked at the boiled water kimchi leaves in the pot, and although I was very hungry, I couldn't bear to eat it... So I could only crouch in place and watch them eat.
At this time, I found that I had just entered the door to beat my thin man and sat down to eat together.
They eat very particular things, there are pork ribs, there are red sausages, and they eat rice and drink egg soup, although these things are not good things outside, but in this, it is very luxurious to be able to eat this......
Below them, there were four people, in front of these four people, there was nothing, they were crouching in place and talking quietly about something.
After a while, I learned that when the man on duty and the thin man went to the toilet to smoke after eating, the four of them carefully poured the leftovers into their bowls and continued to clean them.
And behind them, there is our group of people, our group of people, all eat the same, all of them are "slab bricks" and swill-like soup, but there is also a difference, that is, the closer to the people on duty, the more slab bricks, the more viscous the swill soup is.......
And this group of people on our side is particularly interesting, that is, when eating, they don't look at their own basins, but look at the four people who gobble up leftovers... Then I was obscene and fantasized that my basin was filled with ribs, not swill......
Wangmei quenches her thirst, probably the first origin here!!
Judging by these details, the hierarchy here, that's quite rigorous......
After eating, after packing up things, it's time to smoke, of course, most people don't have the right to smoke, including me.
People of status, half a cigarette per person ... Go to the toilet in turn to smoke, and hold the cigarette with your fingers, you have to keep shaking, you have to let the smoke drift away quickly, and you can't make the toilet follow the fire.
I looked at them, hungry, sick stomach... Then my addiction to smoking is also relatively big, watching them smoke, I am quite greedy, but I will never pull down my face and go to the class to ask for cigarettes.
After his mother said that I want to smoke... He may have given me two mouths......
Just when I was hungry and was about to roll my eyes, a classic scene appeared!
I saw a very honest and honest young man in his twenties, who stood up suddenly, which scared me!!
I looked at him in fucking puzzlement, only to see this man clutching his crotch tightly, raising his hand and saying anxiously, "Report!!I'm going to fart!!"
"Go...!" When I was dumbfounded, I saw the fat sitting on duty, and the cloud nodded lightly.
This young man's fart, it must have come quite suddenly, obviously caught him a little off guard!!Because this young man's face instantly turned red!!!The thick and powerful big hand covered the chrysanthemum!!
At such a critical time, he still didn't forget, and he had to stand on tiptoe when he walked!!I saw him take small steps to kill countless eunuchs in seconds!!I walked to the toilet in a daze!!
But at this time, an accident appeared, because the person on duty was sitting and leaning, reading a book on the wall of the toilet, I took a closer look, and he actually read a book!
Is it Nima's black humor playing with me??? cell boss, watching the torture of human nature!!Later, after I was released from prison, I went to all the bookstores, but I couldn't find this book!! This is a regret in my life... Failed to block which cow b author wrote.
Okay, let's get down to business!!
When this young man was about to reach his destination, a crisp sound suddenly appeared!!
"Webbed!!!...!"
Serial fart!!That's right, the young man didn't hold back!!Here comes a serial fart!!
I can't describe that voice! I can't help it... I can't describe it, but you can learn from it, the kind of firecrackers set off during the New Year, a thousand firecrackers!
And it's very unfortunate! This series of farts is not bad at all, and it accurately collapsed on the face of the shift!!
The "sitting" reacts very quickly! He is quite agile, and he directly blocks the book "The Torture of Human Nature" in his face, but the penetration is obviously too strong! Part.......
"Uh..... Yes... Whew...!!" The farting young man's expression was unpredictable, extremely lewd, and he let out a few similar screams, and the flush on his face quickly faded......
Then the person sitting on duty said something that made me want to laugh when I think about it now: "Oops... Ah... Don't jb Honla..... I feel the breath of air!!"
At this moment, the thin man who was often with him on duty took a volley leap and came to pull onions on dry land!!
The feet of the 36th number turned into an afterimage and went straight to the waist of the honest young man!!
"Pong!!poof!!"
The honest young man didn't move on the spot!!Instead, the thin man bounced back directly!!Fell directly to the ground!!
"comparison!!" The attendant roared angrily, and went straight to a big-mouthed sub-wheel!
Then on the pavement, the four young people who ate leftovers, and the two young people who were sitting in the class, all stood up and hit the honest young man.
The honest young man didn't dare to fight back, he squatted directly on the ground, and was kicked by a group of people, and they beat people, which was very technical.
Punch specifically at the soft underbelly!!Say hello to the back! These places hurt! And it's not easy to make trouble!!
The young man was kicked by at least a group of people more than 20 times, and the people next to him dispersed, and I saw that the discipline was just right at that time, passing by our cell, and when he saw us fighting here, he didn't even look at it, and walked over directly, without stopping it, and without getting angry!!
After beating the honest youth, the others dispersed directly and sat in the same position, and the honest young man lay on the pavement for four or five minutes, and then struggled to get up.
His nose was kicked with blood, his prison uniform was full of bright red blood, his eyes were bruised, and the corners of his mouth were cut out.......
But he didn't shout discipline, nor did he resist, just calmly, and asked the class: "Big brother, can I wash?"
"Go to the urinal and wash!!" said indifferently on duty, and slapped his nose in front of his "Torture of Human Nature".
Then the honest young man went directly to the toilet and did something that surprised me even more!!
In the cell, the toilet is the kind of squatting without a toilet, and after this young man walked into the toilet!!Pressed the flush button!!Then lay his face in the urinal, splashing his hand on the person who was flushing the stool, quickly wiped it on his face!!
I entered the detention center today and watched the scenes that happened in front of me! I suddenly remembered the words of the discipline: "Come in here!!You are not a person, you are an animal!!You are an animal!!"
I now find out that he is absolutely right, they are all animals, animals in captivity!!
And I, who have received nine years of compulsory education!!I used to be the proud son of heaven in the eyes of my parents!!Now I am just like them... It's also livestock, "livestock" that has just been kept in captivity!