In the end, the matter of the home visit was abandoned, and I told Mr. Sù Ichimonji that Mr. Sakata Gintoki and Mr. Hijikata Shishiro were going to hold a big gymnastics showdown on the top of the riverside bridge tonight, and I was invited by them to go to watch the battle, and I scared the pale teacher away on the spot - how can I let you disturb my good deeds!

"Welcome back!" As he changed his shoes in the hallway, Hayachiyo trotted down from the second floor with a smirk on his face.

"Oh. I pushed my glasses and let her take my bag over to me like a housewife.

But the housewife's dress was still a little weird, first she didn't tie up, she didn't feel like a wife, and secondly, she was still wearing the white T-shirt she wore when she crossed over, and her slender thighs were still exposed, and she didn't even wear pants - well, this habit is not worth advocating, but as an enlightened brother, I would never object to it.

"What did you eat at noon?" I asked casually, quietly. When I left home in the morning, I told her that she had all the ingredients in the refrigerator and that she could eat whatever she wanted at noon, but considering the high resemblance between her and the orangutan key, she must have been hellish in terms of cooking skills, and the things she made could be used directly as poison...... However, in Neon, cooking is a traditional skill that is necessary for women, and if I don't mention it, Hayachi will definitely be embarrassed to admit that he is a culinary idiot, which is a shame.

"Ahaha...... That one...... That ......" Hayachiyo's body trembled, and then he smiled dryly and looked left and right.

I opened the fridge with her embarrassed smile, and it was so clean that the meat and vegetables that had just been replenished yesterday were long gone, and there were no traces in the wok and trash cans, so ......

"Did you eat it all raw?" I looked at her lower abdomen, "the orangutan is really good at digesting......

Hayachiyo's face turned red and white for a while, and then he lowered his head gloomily and sighed, "It's really rude......"

"It's okay, I didn't expect much from the orangutans. I pushed my glasses, "Go to the gorilla and find a coat and pants, change them into, and we'll go to the city." ”

"Eh, am I going too?" "Hayachiyo's eyes widened, "Doesn't it lead to some problems?"

"It's okay. I shook my head, "Even if it's revealed, just say you're my distant cousin." ”

"What a random setting!" she exclaimed, really, she couldn't get to the point.

"Then let's be promoted directly to the fiancée arranged by the family. I closed the refrigerator door, checked the daily necessities at home, and made a mental list of what I needed to buy.

"Not ...... Fiancée?How does a distant cousin have to be promoted to become a fiancée!" she blushed.

"You need to know a little bit about life here, and then I need to buy you some clothes. I glanced at her breasts, "By the way, putting a band-aid on it to prevent the bulge from going out is only a stopgap measure, and if you use this method for too long, it will affect physical fitness, and in the future, it will be related to breastfeeding problems, which is really a lifelong event, and it must be investigated." ”

I seemed to hear a bang, and then a large amount of heat rose from Hayachiyo's face, and it was extremely red, and it seemed that the true qi became extremely disordered in an instant, but I didn't expect the martial artist to have this kind of attribute, it's so interesting.

Hayachiyo covered his chest with a scream and jerked back: "Big ...... Big brother, I'm going to ignore this kind of thing!"

"Brother and sister care about this, besides, do you think I didn't see it in the morning? I saw everything I should see, what's the use of hiding it. I took the bag out of the cabinet, "It's a treasure in color, shape, size, and you keep it pretty well - I just don't know how it feels and how sensitive." ”

"Thanks for the compliment—what a fart!" said her, big brother, please respect yourself!" she said to her feet.

"Do you think your sister is very self-respecting on weekdays?" I glanced at her.

"Not at all!" she seemed to think of something, her face full of bitterness and hatred.

"And you still count on me?" I sneered.

"That seems to be the case...... No!" Hayachiyo shouted, there is a difference between men and women, there is a difference between men and women!

"Is there a difference between men and women?" I looked at her with contempt, "think about what kind of scene Orangutan Key is facing at this moment. His clothes are still here, which means that he was only wearing a pair of underwear when he crossed, and I will definitely force the orangutan key to go shopping together in the parallel world, so what does the orangutan key wear?' Go to the closet of Hayachiyo and find a few clothes', it must be like this, do you think I let you wear men's clothes too much, or did Michiyo let the orangutan key wear women's clothes too much?"

"It seems that you are kind, big brother......" she bit her fingers, looking confused, "but the topic doesn't seem to be right......"

"There's nothing wrong with that, and that's still to come. I waved my hand to her and went to find a change of clothes.

"Wear men's clothes...... her face was embarrassed, and her eyes suddenly lit up, "Can I borrow your mother's clothes first, big brother, to wear them?"

"Let's leave it alone. I looked at the self-righteous Hayachiyo and shook my head, "By the way, let's call her Ringo Mother." ”

"Why, is it the ...... of this world? Does Ringo's mother have a habit of cleanliness?" she wondered.

"It's not. "I said honestly, "Lin Yi is very careful, and her senses are very keen, if you touch her clothes, she will definitely notice when she comes back, and by that time you will probably have gone back, then I can only answer Lin Yi's question with 'The key awakened a strange sexual fetish so I moved your clothes', you know, if I do this kind of thing, I will feel guilty......"

"Hiss......" Hayachiyo gasped and looked at me with the eyes of Shura.

"But don't worry too much, if you don't touch Ringo's underwear, I don't think the consequences will be too tragic. I pushed my eyes.

She shook her head like a spinning top, and it seemed that she couldn't bear to pit her other self.

I smiled secretly in my heart, all of which I expected: "If you don't want to wear the orangutan key, then wear mine, someone gave me a few sets of clothes, I haven't used them, let's borrow them from you first." ”

"Oh, that's a thank you!...... no," Hayachiyo scratched his head, "I'll tell my big brother about the size, can't my big brother buy it for me......?"

"Are you going to make me a pervert who buys women's clothing in the city's clothing district, and you want to buy underwear by the way?" I squinted at her, "You pervert, you really know how to play." ”

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