Chapter 41: Chicken Soup Against the Soul
"Boy, should I praise you for being smart, or should I just beat you up?"
After listening to Zhao Yan's narration, Master Qi's expression was strange, and his muscles couldn't help but rise and fall, and he felt that he was about to be angry.
"If I choose the latter, can you not kill you, Master Craftsman?"
Zhao Yan was full of eagerness to try, but then he remembered that the new January had not yet arrived, and as a human Qi master craftsman, he obviously would not let the defeat system produce a special type of additional trigger, so he quickly changed his words-
"I mean, even if you choose the latter, can you beat it again tomorrow, Master Craftsman? Don't worry, I promise that I will never run away...... But there is no guarantee that they will fight back. ”
Zhao Yan made a begging petition, if that's right, the system will be reset again tomorrow, and it will be just right to be beaten when the time comes.
Just now, Master Qi casually threw out the golden haired gorilla who was the king and hegemon in the Great Rift Valley, and Zhao Yan could see it clearly.
So in this way, the martial arts level of this Qi master craftsman will not be too low, so if he can fight with Qi master craftsmen for 300 rounds, how can he steal a high-level martial art, right?
Even if it's not a high-level martial art, a high-level iron fighting method can be achieved!
Anyway, in the mind of this young master, there are all kinds of people who rely on the sky to slay dragons, all kinds of cadres Mo Xie, and countless fantasy gods of all kinds.
As long as he has mastered the advanced iron striking method, the young master will be able to easily lower the market price of this world-wide divine weapon in one fell swoop!
The more Zhao Yan thought about it, the more excited he became, as if he had seen the wonderful scene of his eighteen vajra bald gourd babies who had been fully filled, each with a set of hands leaning on the sky and slaying the dragon.
If that's not enough. There is also the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick, and the Vajra Demon Sword. There is also the Qiankun Circle, as well as the peerless sword, as well as the Snow Drinking Madness Knife, and the Staff of Judgment, as well as the Ash Messenger, the Frost Sorrow, the Sword in the Stone, the Sword of Oath Victory, the Green Dragon Glaive Knife, the Fang Tian Painting Halberd, the Great Xia Dragon Sparrow, and the Yue Wang Sword...... Yes. Eighteen followers, it seems that there are so many followers, it seems that the restrictions will be relaxed and a few more followers will be recruited!
"Erlang! Erlang?"
Song Twelve Zhangs shook his fingers in front of Zhao Yan's eyes and called loudly.
"What's the matter, I...... Distracted again?"
Zhao Yan finally woke up from the fantasy of the divine soldier.
Song Twelve Zhang nodded.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get distracted, I swear I promise!"
Zhao Yan hurriedly greeted Master Qi, confessed his mistake and apologized.
"Yes, the master craftsman, Xiao Lao'er can testify for Erlang. Probably because he became a genius, Erlang always has such a distraction from time to time. ”
Song Twelve Zhangs tried to round the field for Zhao Yan, after all, it was not the first time he had seen Zhao Yan suddenly lose his mind.
"Heavenly Genius?" Master Qi didn't look like he was angry, he just looked Zhao Yan up and down twice, and then said quite bluntly: "Heavenly Genius, that's all he has to do?"
"Erlang's genius is not in martial arts, but in wisdom. It is precisely because of this that Erlang often wanders. I guess it was because his body wasn't used to the countless knowledge he had been taught. ”
Song Twelvezhang's posture was very low, and he even said his own speculation in order to explain.
"Boy, is that really the case?"
It's about the name of a genius bestowed. Because it is too widely known, Master Qi obviously has some interest in Zhao Yan, a special type of genius.
"Master Craftsman. Even if you can't trust me, you should be able to trust Twelve, right?"
Zhao Yan replied with his hands outstretched. He was clever and didn't answer directly, so he avoided telling a lie. This leads to the appearance of the horse's feet.
"In fact, what Erlang is best at is actually telling all kinds of unbelievable stories, and he even imagined a lifelike ...... of the exotic world called the Great Sui Empire."
Song Shishizhang really cooperated with Zhao Yan this time, and even took the initiative to tell the story of "The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty" without waiting for Master Qi to talk about culture.
Even, even Guan Idea, a new and brand-new martial arts theory that stands at the forefront of the times, Song Twelve Zhang also took the initiative to confess.
This kind of unheard of thing not only made Master Qi listen to it with relish, but even the golden haired gorilla who was fooled stretched out his neck and pricked up his ears, his eyes full of curiosity.
"It sounds quite interesting, could it be that when your kid was just distracted, he was thinking about the story of "The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty" again?"
When Song Shizhang finally finished promoting Zhao Yan, Master Qi sent an inquiry to Zhao Yan in a tone that had obviously eased a lot.
It turns out that publicity and packaging are so important!
Zhao Yan realized something, he suddenly felt that he had been keeping a "low profile" and not deliberately taking the initiative to promote himself, which seemed to be a huge mistake.
No, in the future, we can no longer hold the lazy old thinking of "the fragrance of wine is not afraid of deep alleys", and we must take the initiative to find ways to promote ourselves! Let people who have never met have an unclear admiration for Young Master Ben early!
Zhao Yan, who was thinking like this, had already made up his mind to take the hype route.
But thinking about it, this time Zhao Yan didn't wander for too long, or at least it didn't seem to be distracted for too long.
Therefore, Zhao Yan quickly responded to Master Qi's inquiry.
"In fact, what I just thought about was not the follow-up new plot of "The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty", but a ...... Well, I'll admit it's a little joke that you may not be very respectful to. ”
Zhao Yan replied.
"Oh, little joke that doesn't respect me? And, you're such a funny boy...... If I were you, I wouldn't admit it. ”
Master Qi was amused by Zhao Yan.
"No way, who made me honest and kind by nature, not good at telling lies. ”
Zhao Yan shrugged his shoulders and said as if he was really a good boy with five lectures and four beauties.
"Boy, do you dare to look into the eyes of this splashing monkey, and you will repeat what you said again?"
Master Qi's expression became even happier, he pointed to the golden haired gorilla standing aside and stretched his neck to watch the excitement, and exposed all Zhao Yan's boasting without giving face.
"Okay, okay. I retract what I just said, but I can assure the reason why I am lying to it. I just don't want to hurt its life, after all, I don't have a grudge against it. ”
Zhao Yan made a surrender form.
"What?!, you kid actually told a lie to this king? unforgivable...... You kid, you kid, hurry up and make it clear to the king. What lie did you tell to King Ben?"
Originally, he was just watching the lively golden retriever gorilla, but after finding out that the matter was actually involved in his head, he immediately stopped doing it.
"Could it be that your kid's water-repellent bead is fake?!"
The angry golden retriever gorilla undoubtedly thought about it.
"No, it's true to avoid water droplets. ”
Zhao Yan shook his head with a smile.
As long as the water avoidance beads are real, the king will definitely be able to knock that damn water monkey out of the shit...... No, no, no!"
The golden gorilla breathed a sigh of relief. It's just that after muttering some words of revenge, he finally figured out Zhao Yan's lies, and where the fake was.
"Blacksmith Qi, aren't you really going to die soon!?"
The golden retriever gorilla's round eyes stared at Master Qi with disbelief.
Master Qi's response was to wield a sledgehammer and beat the incomparably strong Golden Horse gorilla out of the air by playing baseball.
Zhao Yan was secretly stunned when he saw it, because Master Qi hit the attack of the flying golden retriever gorilla. It looked like it was extremely slow, but the swift golden retriever gorilla only had time to make a head protection movement, and was knocked away without resistance.
"Boy. The Eight Desolations Exorcision Sword belongs to you, I'll give you a scabbard for a while to make do with it first, and then replace it if you can find a more suitable one yourself. I can't find it and it doesn't matter to me. ”
After clapping his hands with satisfaction, Master Qi said another word to Zhao Yan.
"Thank you, thank you. Shi sauce must be a high-quality product, where to change it. It's king to spend a lifetime......"
Zhao Yan patted Master Qi's ass vigorously, after all, if he didn't shoot at this time, how long would he stay?
"It sounds like a novelty, but I've heard it so much that I don't find it interesting anymore. I just want to know what the joke you thought of when you just said that you were distracted, and what it was that didn't respect me. ”
Master Qi waved his hand and stopped Zhao Yan's fart.
Since everyone asked sincerely, as a moral and disciplined Zhao Erlang, how could he refuse?
"Well, here's the joke - once upon a time, when an old man was dying, his three blacksmith sons, who were often at odds, called to his bedside, thinking that the last thing to teach them to unite was the truth of strength. ”
With this obsession in mind, the old man would take out one of the chopsticks that had been prepared in advance, hand it to his eldest son, and say, "You break it." The eldest son easily broke the chopsticks. ”
The old man then handed the second son three chopsticks and said, "Now if you break them, you will find that the three chopsticks will be ......." It's a pity that before he finished speaking, the second son had already easily broken three chopsticks and chopsticks. ”
The old man sat up in shock in his dying illness, and struggled to hand all the remaining chopsticks to his youngest son, who had the greatest strength, and this time he didn't even have time to speak, and the younger son had already broken all the chopsticks, so the old man ...... Ended with hatred. ”
Zhao Yan talked about an anti-soul chicken soup that he adapted for the second time and would cause depression after thinking about it.
"It was really interesting and made me think of more things. Master Qi listened with relish, and even thought about the past, because he added: "Things from the past. ”
It seems that the age of this master craftsman of Qi is indeed not small.
Only the elderly, or those who are already in an old state of mind, will easily recall the past.
"Come with me, boy. Before climbing back from the window back to the small tin building, he looked back at Song Twelve Zhang, and added: "What are you still doing, you are the same!"
So Song Twelve Zhangs hurriedly followed, but the golden gorilla who had just moved his feet and was beaten away by Master Qi was killed like the wind and surpassed him in one fell swoop.
"Wow, yes - Qi blacksmith, this king's face has been lost by you, this king must fight with you to the death today!"
With a roar, the golden retriever gorilla rushed towards Master Qi who was still halfway through the window.
And then...... Then the poor golden gorilla flew out of the sky again.
Zhao Yan turned his head and looked into the distance, and saw that the golden retriever gorilla was knocked more than 100 meters away, and under his gaze, the golden retriever gorilla, whose face had really been lost, shook his head again and climbed up.
"It's so strong against hits. ”
Zhao Yan couldn't help but praise, Master Qi three times in a row, but they were all real fights, and every time the golden gorilla fell down, but people were stunned to be the same as people who didn't have trouble, isn't this tough?
"What? I like this monkey? Anyway, this monkey has been trapped in this mountain for more than 100 years, and he has long been clamoring to go out of the mountain, if you look at him well, take him away, I don't dare to say a word about it. ”
Master Qi smiled at Zhao Yan, and then said something like this that Zhao Yan didn't expect.
"Master Craftsman, isn't this very good? After all, what is that, the twisted melon is not sweet, and it is said that if people are too windy, they will be jealous of the heavens, and then they will be struck by lightning or something......
Zhao Yan replied with a twisted (enterprise) pinching (panning).
The golden gorilla, at first glance, is majestic and majestic, and has such a strong ability to resist hits, if he can be subdued as a follower, he will wake up with a smile in his dreams. (To be continued......)