Chapter 21 There is no cure for the brain

"There are proverbs in this world, how do I know what you want to say!"

Li Xuanzhi was very cooperative, he glared at Zhao Yan and said such a very comical sentence.

"Shibei should be impressed for three days, did you say it?"

Zhao Yan casually threw out a proverb, a proverb of the Celestial Empire.

"Shibei should be impressed for three days? Okay, this proverb is good! Be courageous! Be manly! It's strange that Lone has never heard of it before...... Is it a proverb from any other country?"

Before Li Xuanzhi could speak, Li Yingzhao, the king of Xinchuan, had already preemptively commented, his eyes flashed with the light of a thief, obviously from Zhao Yan's proverb, he thought of something that would be beneficial to his sister.

Li Yingzhao, who must be called Uncle Seventeen, took the lead, and Li Xuanzhi, who originally wanted to sarcastically say two sentences to Zhao Yan, suddenly couldn't say anything more sarcastically, he seemed to have an ice pimple stuck in his throat, and he couldn't spit it out or swallow it, and Zhao Yan just wanted to be happy.

"Hmph, it's just grandstanding, and I don't know where you turned out the so-called proverb from a pile of rotten bamboo slips. Even if it is a taxi for three days, it must be a taxi first, just Zhao Yan...... Oh, it's better to make a wine bag and rice bag obediently!"

After holding back for a while, Lee Hyun Sik finally reorganized his derogatory rhetoric.

"Heyβ€”β€”, some people are really stupid, they don't know if they want to have the temperament of a real poet, they don't have to dig through a few books...... A few piles of rotten bamboo slips, that's absolutely not okay. Zhao Yanxian sighed, and before Li Xuanzhi came back with an angry irony, he looked behind Li Xuanzhi again and asked: "Li Xuanzhi, I heard that you invited a few monks who can compose poetry, why didn't I see a bald donkey?"

"Hmph, naΓ―ve! Don't think I don't know what the hell is going on, what the hell are you doing, people who can't even make crooked poems are not qualified to meet people!"

Lee Hyun Sik snorted again.

Zhao Yan noticed that Lee Hyun Sik didn't seem to want to mention this topic more.

Therefore, in the spirit of internationalism of helping others and being kind to others, Zhao Yan said with great concern: "Little Lizi, is it that the poems you wrote have been despised and ridiculed by the bald donkey......s? I. ”

When he said the last word "I", Zhao Yan looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle as much as possible, trying to show the domineering spirit of a leader in the literary world.

"Little Lizi?" Li Xuanzhi was trembling with anger, and he stretched out a trembling finger and pointed at Zhao Yan: "You tell me clearly, who do you say is Xiao Lizi?!"

In this otherworldly world, although one of the four great inventions of paper has not yet appeared, as a eunuch eunuch who is said to be one of the dregs of feudal society, it has existed for countless years, and those low-level little eunuchs are really called "little X".

As a member of the royal family, Li Xuanzhi is of course very clear about this, so he can't bear this kind of insulting title even more.

"Guess who I said?"

Zhao Yan finally lowered his noble head, and then winked at Li Xuanzhi, and must admit - he did it on purpose.

"Zhao Yan, don't think that if you have a brother who is a peerless national warrior, I really don't dare to touch you!"

Lee Hyun Sik finally let out an irrepressible roar.

This roar made everyone who was originally interested in the onlookers fighting in the ring turn their eyes one after another.

"Okay, okay, just such a small thing, as for making the relationship so stiff? You are all the pillars of my Taikang Kingdom's future, don't do this kind of thing that will make outsiders like Jiuchu and Nolan happy. ”

Li Yingzhao, the non-mainstream Xinchuan king, had to stand between the two and act as a mediator and a peacemaker.

"Hmph, I'm afraid that someone hasn't waited for it to become a pillar stone, and it can't withstand the wind and rain and turns into powder!"

Li Xuanzhi, whose mood was a little more stable, snorted coldly for the Nth time, and then he looked at Zhao Yan provocatively.

"Zhao Yan, I heard that a few days ago, you broke the wall and demolished the house with the intention of raping a girl from a good family, but you were beaten by your own guards and knocked out in a coma for several days. Hmph, Doctor Jiang Xiao is a real doctor, and he treats your body better than the original, but sure enough, as the Qianjin Divine Fang said, only the brain is useless and there is no cure!"

Obviously, Li Xuanzhi, who has said such a lot, is the last sentence that he wants to express.

But what disappointed Li Xuanzhi was that this sentence that he finally came up with did not have the effect of angering Zhao Yan at all, but made Zhao Yan show a surprised expression.

Is there no cure for the brain-dead?

Ouch, it turns out that in this otherworldly world, there is also a saying that the brain is dead?

The allusion comes from the daughter of the gods, right?

This relationship is good, and if you meet a guy who doesn't like your eyes in the future, you can justifiably say that you are brain-dead.

"Zhao Yan, why don't you refute?"

Based on Li Xuanzhi's understanding of Zhao Yan, he didn't think that Zhao Yan, who should have been short-tempered, would be able to calm down after being abused, so he couldn't help but ask.

"After you are bitten by a dog, will you bite the dog in retaliation?"

Zhao Yan replied with a smile.

"Hmph, of course ......not" Li Xuanzhi subconsciously replied half a sentence, and then finally understood that Zhao Yan was scolding himself around the corner, so he angrily pulled out the golden knife on his waist: "Bastard, I'm going to kill you!"

Zhao Yan didn't need to make any defensive counterattacks, because before Li Xuanzhi could raise the golden knife high, several people standing around him hurriedly hugged him.

"Drag it away, quickly drag the person away, let him calm down!"

Li Yingzhao, the king of Xinchuan who was really taken aback, shouted continuously, so Li Xuanzhi was really dragged away.

Hey, just this embarrassing IQ that embarrassed the gentleman, and you still want to go against the young master?

Zhao Yan, who easily won the victory of the mouth cannon, made a bow to Li Xuanzhi who was dragged away, and Li Xuanzhi was like thunder.

It is about this kind of thing that is not uncommon in the circle of gentlemen, and those men and women who were originally looking at each other turned their heads back after Li Xuanzhi dragged them away, and continued to watch the fist-to-flesh guard ring match.

"Zhao Erlang, although Li Xuanzhi is a little proud, he is a nobleman with pure blood after all, so let's leave him with dignity. ”

Li Yingzhao, the king of Xinchuan, lowered his voice slightly, and persuaded Zhao Yan as such.

"No problem. Zhao Yan replied quickly, but he quickly added: "As long as he doesn't come to bite me, then he is proud to become a peacock, and I will definitely only look at him with appreciation." ”

This answer made Li Yingzhao, the king of Xinchuan, silent.

After an awkward moment of silence, Li Yingzhao, who was obviously interested in befriending Zhao Yan, finally thought of a new topic.

"Zhao Erlang, have you ever heard of Dugu seeking defeat before?"

Li Yingzhao asked.

Lonely and seeking defeat?

Isn't it, the name I just made yesterday has spread so widely overnight?

This unexpected question almost shocked Zhao Yan.

"I've heard people say that this young Dugu sought defeat, and yesterday he defeated a thief with a very strong leg in a place not far from your Rongyang County Mansion. Before leaving in style, this Dugu Qiu Qiu said a few words that made people admire when they heard it, how did he say it? Well, it seems to be something...... The evening breeze blows the glory, and fame and fortune are so shallow. My life is grand, and I will decline in the blink of an eye......"

Li Yingzhao, the king of Xinchuan, who didn't notice the change in Zhao Yan's expression, was talking with great interest.