Chapter 101: The Monkey Festival is gradually lost
Of course, Zhao Yan knew that the first thing that the Juefei National Master needed to deal with was the Tuoba Plain, who was seriously injured but had not died yet.
And because of this, he went to Tuoba's house to fight with Tuoba on the top of the lonely peak.
To the Tuoba Wilderness...... The real strong man, most of the time, also guessed something, so he would pretend to be a person who had nothing to do, rather than be vain, right?
So in the end, after weighing it, Zhao Yan finally chose to leave Huanglong City in the early morning of the next day, and introduced Sun Tianyang, who had been eating and drinking outside the city for a few days, to introduce him to the city.
When he entered the city, Sun Tianyang, who looked like a monster, scared all the people who were entering and leaving the city gate, as well as the soldiers guarding the gate.
If it weren't for Zhao Yan's current reputation, and Sun Tianyang behaved very well according to Zhao Yan's requirements, I am afraid that it would become inevitable to set off a small riot.
Facing the people who wanted to watch but didn't dare to get too close because of fear, Zhao Yan broke his nonsense with red lips and white teeth, saying that when he was out of the city to help the goddess doctor Jiang Xinyue collect medicine, he accidentally encountered this big demon monkey in the mountains, and successfully surrendered after a battle of wits and courage......
Zhao Yan has said that he has been a man who has practiced his eloquence for a long time, although this major has been abandoned for a long time, but the old foundation is definitely still there, and it is not easy to break some nonsense now?
Copy a little in this TV series, borrow a little in that novel, and a complete "Zhao Erlang's Demon War" is freshly baked.
Zhao Yan didn't mind using the N kind of dog blood plot, what cheats for falling off the cliff, what kind of tiger was shocked. Worship what you want, what a brainless aura. What protagonist will not die if he dies, all of them appear in "Zhao Erlang's Demon War". Dog blood is sprinkled out as if it doesn't want money.
If the situation didn't allow it, Zhao Yan would have to properly get out things such as "portable grandfather", "family abandoned child", "fiancΓ©e divorce" or something.
Well, if it is left in the earth world in 2014, such a "Zhao Erlang Demon War" is properly the rhythm of hitting the street, but in this historical phantom, it is completely different.
The reason why dog blood is called dog blood is because there are too many people who use it, so it is rotten. The audience who uses it has the sake of aesthetic fatigue.
But if it is used for the first time, dog blood will not be called dog blood, but will be called a "classic bridge" that is applauded.
Therefore, Zhao Yan pretended to be proud, and the "Zhao Erlang Demon War" that he broke out blindly, everyone who listened to it was so relaxed and happy that they even forgot what they should have done, until Zhao Yan finally stopped talking and took Sun Tianyang away, and then he sighed in dismay.
"Why such a good thing. Didn't it happen to me?"
"If Lao Tzu can get such a mighty demon monkey......"
"Then Zhao Erlang, where did you get such good luck?"
"That sprinkling demon monkey, if only it could be replaced by a charming and coquettish banshee......
Looking at Zhao Yan's energetic back, the audience with a deep sense of substitution was stunned and discussed.
And Zhao Yan. Naturally, he didn't know these things, and he didn't want to know them, he just led Sun Tianyang through the streets and alleys. All the way to Union Hospital.
Although he was "abandoned" in the wilderness for more than ten days, Sun Tianyang still looked like a big man. When you enter the Yellow Dragon City, it is like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, looking east and west, harassing and engaging in fun along the way.
Ya even took it easy. The two villains who tried to rob money and lust in the alley were knocked by him and flew dozens of feet away with a stick, which was basically the result of death.
"Cut, it's really hard to fight, I thought I could fight for a few rounds and warm up my grandson. β
Sun Tianyang, who didn't kill anyone at all, built a pergola with his hands in the appearance of Sun Dasheng, and couldn't help beating the two villains, sneering at them.
This scene, the others who watched were dumbfounded.
Sun Tianyang didn't care about this, leaving behind the lucky woman who was saved by his hero but was frightened by his too powerful image, pulled Zhao Yan and pointed to a blacksmith shop not far away and began to sprinkle-
"Master, you promised my grandson that after entering the city, you will help my grandson to make a new stick, you see that the blacksmith shop is not lively in the market, the blacksmith must be a good blacksmith like the blacksmith Qi, go for a walk - go to this shop, beat my grandson's golden hoop stick!"
Sun Tianyang turned into a shopaholic, and those two bulb-like eyes vaguely looked like they were evolving.
Zhao Yan couldn't stand Sun Tianyang's tugging, so he had to enter the blacksmith shop from this monkey.
Originally, with Sun Tianyang's height, he would never be able to enter the blacksmith shop.
But Sun Tianyang lived alone for more than ten days, but he was not idle, only to see that after a burst of green smoke, he transformed into a human form.
"Holy!"
Zhao Yan screamed, because Sun Tianyang's changed image this time was no longer the appearance of Liu Xuande with his hands above his knees, but exactly the same as himself!
If it was just like that, Zhao Yan would actually endure it, the problem is that he has changed into his Sun Tianyang, but he is almost naked!
What's even more serious is that Sun Tianyang's monkey nature should not be, he has changed into a human appearance, but he still keeps scratching his ears and cheeks, and the two eyes that should be bright and divine are also purring around......
This is meowing, he is ruining the personal image of this young master's wisdom and martial arts!
Zhao Yan's combat power exploded to 300 percent, and as soon as he picked up the Eight Desolations Exorcision Sword, he smashed his head and brain, smashing Sun Tianyang, who was caught off guard, with a bag all over his head, and forcing him to change his image again.
In this situation, the hedgehogs gathered outside the blacksmith shop, and the eyes and chins of the people waiting to buy ironware fell to the ground, and several young ladies and half-aged who were moved by spring love replied a little shyly, and their eyes couldn't help but look between Zhao Yan's legs, and they were frantically eating this unspeakable tender tofu in public.
Although this is a historical phantom, not the real world, this is enough to make Zhao Yan's face feverish.
If he was seen by a group of youthful and beautiful sisters, Young Master Ben would lose his teeth and swallow blood. What's going on now? Young Master Ben doesn't have such a heavy taste, it's a light soul!
Because of this, Zhao Yan, who can no longer stand in this blacksmith shop. dragged and was beaten by him, but because the world's views are too different. So Sun Tianyang, who didn't understand why he was beaten at all, ran away.
Zhao Yan didn't notice that his act of beating Sun Tianyang angrily just now had actually fallen into the eyes of some well-intentioned people, and made these people come to a seemingly correct conclusion - this Zhao Erlang, his strength is really amazing, and the demon monkey should really be subdued by him.
Of course, this thing is a bit of a mistake, but it's not a coincidence that a book is not written, isn't it?
After escaping a distance, Zhao Yan first forced Sun Tianyang. In the future, he must not be able to change into him without his permission, and then after another slap, he gave a big sweet date.
Zhao Yan took Sun Tianyang to another blacksmith shop, and placed an order worth 100 taels of silver according to Sun Tianyang's requirements, and also paid part of the deposit in advance.
But. Because it is not a spot, Sun Tianyang needs to wait at least until this time tomorrow to get this new stick.
Before that, Sun Tianyang could only carry his half-cut stick to make a living.
As a splash monkey that is easy to satisfy. Sun Tianyang, who had hope, immediately forgot about the previous incident, and happily followed Zhao Yan to continue to wander around the Yellow Dragon City for the rest of his life.
Although order is still slowly restored. But no matter how difficult life is, the citizens who always have to go on have either gone it alone or formed a mutual aid team. Post-disaster reconstruction work was done.
Ordinary citizens who are not well-informed are completely unable to imagine their hard work of rebuilding. In a few days, they will face the sword and fire again, and even their own lives will be unguaranteed.
"Ignorance is sometimes a blessing...... Zhao Yanruo muttered with feeling, but soon he finally commented with an unhappy expression: "Shit-like fallacy! Those guys are simply sick in the brain, and they are as inhuman as Prince Lordaeron, and they can't come under the Ice Throne with their butts, is it interesting?!Why can't they be like Young Master Ben, happily being a rice worm that is beneficial to the country and the family?"
"Master, what's wrong with you?"
Sun Tianyang looked at Zhao Yan in surprise, he didn't quite understand why Zhao Yan suddenly became so irritable.
"It's nothing, just when I'm jerking off. Zhao Yan replied casually, and after shrugging his shoulders, he returned to normal: "Let's go, there is Union Hospital in front, and I have asked Xia Hua to prepare the food for you to catch the wind and wash the dust." β
As soon as he heard that there was food, Sun Tianyang's saliva flowed down, since following Zhao Yanming, the passive vegetarian "King of the Songhai Mountain Rift Valley", who originally only had fruit to gnaw, has become accustomed to the life of big fish and meat with heavy spices.
It's not that Sun Tianyang didn't have the idea of cooking by himself, but who can expect a monkey's cooking skills? All the cooking products he made were able to participate in the Dark Cooking Competition, and there were suspicious things that were highly poisonous!
But the problem is that when Zhao Yan led Sun Tianyang and hurried back to the door of Union Hospital, he found that there were already people waiting for him.
The person waiting for Zhao Yan is Tuoba Weiwei.
Yesterday, after an almost in-depth conversation with Tuoba Wilderness, Zhao Yan was personally sent to Tuoba Wilderness by Tuoba Wilderness with a high standard, and was sent all the way to the gate of Tuoba Mansion.
As for Tuoba Weiwei, who couldn't accept the reality for a while, she was forced to stay on the lonely peak by Tuoba Wilderness, and Tuoba Wilderness's original words were "When you figure it out, come down again".
Seeing that Tuoba Weiwei's hair was slightly disheveled, her clothes had not been changed, and her eyes were slightly dark, she probably spent last night on top of Lone Peak.
"Good morning, Miss Tuoba. β
Zhao Yan is a Sven person, and he took the lead in saying hello to Tuoba Weiwei.
"Zhao Erlang, can you find a secluded place? I have something I want to talk to you about alone. β
Tuoba Weiwei didn't bother to say hello, but said such a sentence with a little urgency.
As she spoke, Tuoba Weiwei glanced at the mighty demon monkey Sun Tianyang, who was different from those ordinary people who were afraid and frightened, she didn't have any of the same negative emotions, as if Sun Tianyang was just an ordinary person with a slightly larger head.
"Big Saint, you go to Xia Hua by yourself first, and I'll go back when I go. β
Zhao Yan turned his head and instructed Sun Tianyang, although he felt that Tuoba Weiwei was probably not a good thing to find, but it didn't hurt to listen to what she had to say, wouldn't it?
"Wow. Sun Tianyang showed a rather obscene appearance, whistled with her mouth pursed, and then winked at Zhao Yan: "Master, this female goblin is of good quality." Don't worry, my grandson will help you keep it secret, and will never let Jiang Xiaoshi know that you are stealing food. β
No way!
This monkey is really broken!
Zhao Yan couldn't wait to raise the Eight Desolations Exorcision Sword again, so that Sun Tianyang, who was talking nonsense, would be sober again.
"Nonsense!" Tuoba Weiwei was the first to stop, and she was about to pull out her cold sword: "You demon monkey, who am I?!"
This made Zhao Yan's short-term protection attribute suddenly triggered, and he pulled the frame to stop Tuoba Weiwei, and pulled and pulled with the eldest girl.
Of course, what Zhao Yan said in his mouth must be to make Tuoba Weiwei discourage, and the monkey doesn't understand personnel, don't be like it. (To be continued......)