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The race is a human race, the profession is a eunuch, and the dream of the future is to become a powerful minister under one person and above ten thousand!
This was Li Zhongxian's perception of himself a day ago, but just a short day later, it ushered in unimaginable subversion and great changes.
The race is a zombie, the profession is a zombie king, and the dream of the future is ...... Destroy miè humanity!
"Ahh
The deafening roar shook the heavens and the earth, so strong that even the clouds in the sky retreated.
"Boy, haven't you accepted the reality yet? Tsk, it's not a big deal, I didn't expect that your inner capacity is so much weaker than your ambition. ”
Li Zhongxian looked sideways, if he didn't know that he couldn't beat this guy, Li Zhongxian would definitely hammer this girl to death with a fist, and he would be kicked out of the human race directly without psychological preparation, and defected to the zombie clan that the whole world is encircling and suppressing, is this kind of thing so easy to accept?
But Li Zhongxian is a person who grew up in the court since he was a child, and he has a lot of city in his heart, and he was surprised that it was useless, so Li Zhongxian forced himself to accept the facts, stared at his eyes and asked lightly:
"Okay, according to your wishes, I am no longer a human now, so what are your plans, can you entrust me with one or two?"
Mo Huang nodded: "Very good, but calm down quickly, if you continue to hesitate like this, maybe I won't bother to care about you, the future is a long story, and the reconnaissance force in Xiahai City is only afraid that it is already on the way, let's avoid the eyes and ears first, and go back for the time being." ”
"Venerable God, do you think it is possible for me to return to human society like this?" Li Zhongxian looked at his giant body more than twenty meters tall, and couldn't help but show a wry smile, while Mo Huang showed a hint of surprise: "Haven't you thought about communicating with the demon you live with, since it can transform you into this shape, what will be the difficulty of temporarily transforming your body shape back? If this can't be done, you can sue him and wait for death!"
Li Zhongxian smiled bitterly: "The god may not know, although I only coexisted with that demon for a short time, but as early as when I was transformed, that demon communicated with me, in fact, it is not communication, because that demon just wants to completely control my qiē, repeatedly harm my mind, mess with my consciousness, but in the end I didn't get my wish, until this moment, this demon is still impacting my mind all the time, how can it help me." ”
"It seems that you don't understand what I mean, that demon doesn't know people's hearts, and he doesn't know the world's reason, but he is not stupid, but he has great wisdom beyond ordinary things, although this great wisdom is only used in the two aspects of reproduction and evolution, but if you can start in this area, you can use it indirectly, so let me help you. ”
Mo Huang flicked his fingers, and in an instant, the sky and the earth changed suddenly, and the surrounding environment suddenly became cheerful and empty, and at this time, a black spot appeared in the distance of the sky, and the black spot expanded rapidly, and Li Zhongxian had already recognized that every black spot here was a modern fighter.
Li Zhongxian didn't understand what Mo Huang had done, so he found that those fighters in the sky began to drop missiles, and at this time, a deadly threat of death rose deep in his body.
With a strange scream, Li Zhongxian's six arms danced together, Xuanhe's endless thunder light danced in the air, and many crystal beads suddenly appeared on his strong body, and then these crystal beads emitted beams of light.
Ten, hundred, thousand, Rao is Li Zhongxian went all out, but in an instant, thousands of missiles were detonated at a high altitude, but compared to it, the remaining number of missiles can only be described as endless, and then what catches your eye is endless burning and exploding!
Flesh and bones are turned into mud, and every cell in the body is turned into atoms and scattered!
When he came back to his senses, Li Zhongxian found that he was still standing in place, where was the overwhelming missile group!
"Hehe, you can continue to communicate with your demon now, you just need to sue it, if you continue to stay, this is the end of it, and then just tell it what you want. ”
Li Zhongxian was stunned for a while, acting according to Mo Huang's words, but found that the "demon" who had been making trouble in his mind before was very quiet now, and Li Zhongxian asked for his body to be restored, but the "demon" did not answer, but a sense of earth-shaking dizziness swept over, and when Li Zhongxian came back to his senses, he found that he had recovered to the body shape of a normal person, not even more than his body shape, and even his appearance was restored to the same as before.
But when he moved slightly, the power in his body that seemed to be overwhelming still existed, which made Li Zhongxian very dazed.
"What's there to be at a loss, the wisdom of the demon should be in reproduction and evolution, but the illusion I evolved just now has completely hit its soft underbelly, it has completely realized that the power of human beings is by no means comparable to it, a moment of submission, a moment of compromise, in exchange for the possibility of continuing to survive, continue to reproduce and evolve, in the face of this kind of choice, it will never hesitate!"
Thinking back to the death environment just now, Li Zhongxian couldn't help but ask: "Did the illusion of the missile salvo just now really make it so scared?"
"Hehe, 10 million missiles are bombarded! Millions of nuclear bombs are bombarded! You only feel the surface, but that demon has already sensed a qiē, and the power displayed in that illusion is an absolute power that is enough to smash even atoms between heaven and earth, and there is no room for disobedience!"
"A million nuclear bombs? Talking nonsense, the total treasury of all nuclear countries is basically only one thousandth, right?
"Of course, if you don't fool yourself thoroughly, then how can the demon obediently obey, don't gossip, let's go. ”
Back in Xiahai City, Mo Huang made up a fool and made up a story about the gods of war in the heavenly court to subdue demons and subdue demons, and also told a bright story about the people of Xiahai City.
And Wang Daming and Li Zhongxian also received quite warm compliments, and the two looked at each other silently, but they were speechless.
politely refused the bureaucrats' banquet, Mo Huang threatened that the people in the world were still waiting for him to save, so he grabbed Wang Daming and Li Zhongxian and drove away in the auspicious clouds.
Mo Huang was very interested, tasting wine leisurely with a bright moon in the sky, and occasionally sighed: "It is worthy of being an 85-year-old boutique XO Remy Martin, the taste is quite mellow, and in terms of wine, it is quite good." ”
After holding back for a day, Li Zhongxian finally couldn't hold it back: "It's inconvenient to say during the day, but it's finally convenient now, please show the gods clearly, and solve the doubts in my heart." ”
Mo Huang glanced back at Li Zhongxian, and suddenly smiled: "Do you really want to know? If you keep silent, you may be able to return to Yuan Shiming's side unharmed, borrow your strength far beyond the mortal class to trample on people, play palace fighting, get rich while being promoted, and then find a way to get your children and grandchildren back, and finally have a hunting match!" Maybe if you have the opportunity, the people of later generations may write a novel based on your experience, and you will be considered an alternative immortal at that time, but if you continue to ask, your life will really embark on a path of no return!"
"The little eunuch of the zombie Lu Hunting Yan Fengyunlu! What the hell is that! Lao Tzu is absolutely unwilling to live such a shameful life even if he dies!" He thought secretly in his heart, but Li Zhongxian was very wise not to put the slander against Mo Huang on his face, but bowed deeply again:
"Please show it to the gods!"
Mo Huang stared at Li Zhongxian for a while, and then smiled faintly, cross-legged on top of the auspicious clouds, his words and deeds had a solemn spirit, which made Li Zhongxian and Wang Daming, who was listening, couldn't help but be stern!
"Very simply, what Heavenly Court requires of you is that no matter what method you use, you must interfere with the extermination of this Resident Evil by human beings, and you must bring all those zombies under your control, and even more at the source, those demons who created Resident Evil, you must also be under control! No matter what, you must resist the pressure of human beings and completely unify the Resident Zombie Clan! Become the Zombie Emperor! When you reach this step......
Yan sù, solemn, but earth-shattering words, made Li Zhongxian and Wang Daming stunned, because how wrong these words sounded, they should not have come out of the mouth of the envoy of the heavenly court, and when Mo Huang said the last sentence, his voice gradually lowered, containing a trace of strange evil magic, and then suddenly patted Li Zhongxian on the shoulder:
"When you reach this point, you have successfully completed the resume writing of the Hell King, and then you need to go through the interview of several Hell Bosses, but this is simple, you just need to put your position a little right, hold a press conference, and declare that the zombie clan will inevitably compete with humans to the end, and compete for the supremacy of the protagonist of the next era of heaven and earth in a peaceful and loving atmosphere, and after these cutscenes, several Hell Bosses have inspected you for a while, and feel that you are indeed a piece of material, and you can cultivate, and you can get the title of a king in hell!”
It took a lot of effort to understand, but Li Zhongxian always felt that he couldn't understand Mo Huang's train of thought, not because of his poor comprehension ability, but because Mo Huang's idea of running a train with his mouth full of words was too strange and a little too jumpy.
"What the hell is the King of Hell?"
"Oh, didn't I mention it to you? Then it's not too late to mention it, for some reason, it was sealed in the dark side of the earth, and the hellish forces that have always been opposed to good and evil in the heavenly court and the western god realm are also going to break the seal and reincarnate again, but after a long time, the hell side is very embarrassed to find that there are no talents available at hand, and then he entrusted the heavenly court to help find a few suitable talents, for the sake of the endless fighting between the ancient heavenly court and the ancient hell, the great heavenly zun agreed, just at the moment when the mortal biochemical crisis is all together, the great heavenly zun sent me to the mortal world to search for talents, and you, you are the candidate talents that I selected and prepared to send to the hell side!”
"Ah...... I'm sorry, God, can you tell me more about that little zombie eunuch Guan Lu Hunting Yan Fengyunlu, I suddenly feel that it seems quite good to take that path now!"
Li Zhongxian no longer wants to straighten out the logic, because there is no logic at all, in his opinion, Mo Huang is simply a severe dream psycho, and even God can't understand the dream words!
"I know you won't understand, but it's okay, you just need to know, when you get on this boat, it's up to you when you get down, if you dare to be lazy, I have a way to get you moving, hehe, don't think I'm going to laugh anymore, let's give you an example, let's say ......"
Mo Huang's tone contained a hint of danger and weirdness, which made Li Zhongxian can't help but be afraid.
"I ran to a press conference as a special envoy of the Heavenly Court, claiming that I had been down for a period of time and finally found out the cause and effect of this resident evil, it was Beelzebub who took the lead and released the plague monster that plagued the world in ancient times, and the real body of the plague monster was hidden in the world, and then manipulated the clone to spread the biochemical plague everywhere, and now the plague monster is hiding next to Yuan Shiming, the prince of the Chinese Empire, pretending to be an ordinary henchman, and why is this plague monster pretending to be this little eunuch? Quite simply, he tried to confuse the future ruler of the Chinese Empire, the second largest country in the world, by evil means, secretly reversing the government, and then plotting to set off a full-scale war between the Chinese Empire and the United States.
And the purpose of this is to push mankind to stride forward on the road of destruction, of course, this evil conspiracy has been seen through by the great, righteous, and bright Heavenly Court commissioner, and the next thing is very clear, this plague monster that wants to cause trouble in the world with a conspiracy has been bombarded into slag by countless brave people around the world, so the question is! What is the name of this little eunuch who was miserably impersonated, whose conspiracy was tragically exposed, and finally died under the righteous sanctions of the global people?
Li Zhongxian, who was dumbfounded, looked at Mo Huang in an indescribable mood who blatantly reversed black and white in an indifferent tone, coerced with vicious words, and knitted a big pot of between his backhands, and then said in a resolute and indescribable tone:
"How can such an evil thing happen? It's really too much for me to spurn when I stand firmly under the banner of Heavenly Court! Respect God, you can rest assured, unswervingly support the advanced immortal Taoist ideology of Heavenly Court, and embrace the harmony theory of the four heavens and men of Haotian God, the future emperor of the zombie clan, and the future king of hell, will never let this kind of thing happen! You can rest assured, what do you have to command, the villain will do it immediately!"
Mo Huang patted Li Zhongxian's shoulder again, worthy of being a little eunuch who is used to seeing palace fights, this kind of understanding is really worthy of cultivation, and then said kindly:
"Now you don't have to do anything for the time being, communicate with the demon you live with, hone and cooperate with each other, and then work hard to weave forces if you have time, by the way, I also have a book of Heavenly Demon ** Technique, which is given by a certain hell boss, and the brainwashing and hypnotic effect is first-class excellence, and you take it back and practice hard, you don't need to use it much, just use it a few times occasionally on that Yuan Shiming, and brainwash him into your puppet! It must be very helpful to your great cause, by the way, by the way, for the true intentions of the zombie clan, and a certain hell king, the matter of the zombie emperor, the heavenly court is ignorant, and there is no need to be responsible, if someone wants to slander the great, righteous, and bright heavenly court with some deviant words, it is destined to fail, after all, for a small plague monster, people prefer to believe in the high heavenly court, right?"
At this moment, Li Zhongxian wanted to swear to the sky, even if he gathered the intrigue of the world in the Forbidden Palace, he had never seen such an evil guy.
But sadly, Li Zhongxian could only nod under Mo Huang's evil smile and repeatedly said yes!
"However, although Heavenly Court doesn't know anything about these things, it's not a coincidence, Heavenly Court once lost an artifact in the world in ancient times, this artifact is called Nuwa Stone, which is the ancient great nerve and blood, the best at evolving all things, with infinite mysteries, and this artifact is lost now, I see, oh, lost in the wilderness of Xiahai City, and then it was not coincidentally picked up by the plague monster, which has caused a turmoil in the world, well, you know?"
It is called Nuwa Stone, but what is placed in Mo Huang's palm is a fragment with colorful colors, faintly glowing with infinite blurred light.
After taking the fragments, Li Zhongxian's face had never looked good, Mo Huang smiled lightly: "Young man, it's still the same sentence, I'm optimistic about you! Use your hands to create a tomorrow for the zombie clan, and the hell full of endless glory beckons to you again." ”
After that, Mo Huang pulled Wang Daming and gradually disappeared into the air, leaving Li Zhongxian with a complicated face.
"What do you want to do? Why is what you said to Li Zhongxian completely different from what you once told me?"
Just now he used means to block Wang Daming's actions, and he came to stir up the situation, Mo Huang only let go of the ban after staying away, and after listening to his questioning, he smiled and said:
"Don't worry, in the next few days, we might as well go around for a day, and then I'll explain it to you in detail?"