Chapter 27: The Brave Man in the Story
All the Jiao broth was eaten by everyone attending the banquet, and there was not even half of the bone residue left.
And under the earnest persuasion of a group of old foxes and brainless fans, Zhao Yan, who drank a few more glasses of wine, took advantage of the smoke to tell about his "adventure of chopping Jiao" yesterday.
In the story, Zhao Yan naturally no longer has any cowardice and retreat, but fights wits and courage from the beginning to the evil Jiao who wants to cause trouble, from beginning to end, and then from tail to end.
In the story, Zhao Yan is the absolutely indispensable "Mr. Key", he has shed blood for the tribe, sweated for the alliance, and there is absolutely no such thing as a happy pit teammate, let alone a disgraceful twenty-throw ......
Well, although in a sense, Zhao Yan was indeed Mr. Key when he cut Jiao, but compared to Zhao Yan's climactic narration with the strength of the wine, the fact that it was originally quite thrilling suddenly became a pale without shock.
Because in Zhao Yan's narration, the evil Jiao is no longer alone, but there are a large number of water demon minions, and several small boss bosses who are either cunning or brave are wings.
As for the Waste Water Mansion of the Nine Rivers Dragon Monarch, it has also been turned into a difficult copy comparable to those ancient tombs with many traps in "Ghost Blowing the Lantern", and the difficulty coefficient of the four-person team to open up the wasteland is as high as 10.0.
Therefore, just to annihilate those water demon minions and water demon leaders, Zhao Yan racked his brains and bile, not to mention the unexpected and thrilling events encountered in order to enter the Nine Rivers Dragon Monarch Wastewater Mansion......
Those old foxes, including Song Twelvezhang, were naturally able to distinguish which of Zhao Yan's words were basically true, and those words were probably full of firewood.
But no one. ran out to debunk Zhao Yan without interest, but one listened to it more with relish.
In this martial arts Dachang. But literature is still only a kindergarten-level world, and I want to hear some good stories with climaxes. It's just too hard, it's too hard.
So even if you know that there is part of the content, there is no doubt that Zhao Yan is bragging, but even those old foxes who are so old that their hair is white are hopelessly addicted to Zhao Yan's "The Legend of the Heroes of Chopping Jiao", one of them has a super high degree of involvement, and he can't help but smile as every little boss is pushed down.
Even the well-informed old men look like they are addicted to the story, not to mention the boys and girls who are only about ten years old and eat less rice than the old men eat.
These little guys. I can't wait to be the protagonist of the story told by Zhao Yan, and then in order to benefit the common people and for the treasures, I will replace Zhao Yan to turn over the river and the sea and kill the evil Jiao.
Even Zhao Yan, who was slightly drunk, had to admit that even if it was such a thing as killing people and grabbing treasures, as long as he could have the righteous reputation of punishing evil and promoting good, it would be more pleasant and enjoyable than those stories of Chiguoguo preaching violence, and it would be more popular with most people.
But there is no endless story to tellβand the same is true of the story of the slashing Jiao.
Although he was hit hard and almost killed the evil Jiao, he accidentally fell into the suspenseful ending of a coma. It's not very satisfying to the big guys......
At the end of the song, everyone finally found that the night was deep, and the habit of going to bed early and getting up early without electricity made the old and young around the bonfire. Yawning and going back to their wagons or tents.
Although there are still a very small number of energetic Zhengtai and Lori, they get together excitedly because they can't sleep, discussing life and ideals.
But soon. The sound of snoring rang out from all over the wagons and tents.
Only the guards in charge of the vigil. Carrying the blades they had come to make a living, they roamed around vigilantly and silently.
Zhao Yan didn't sleep. After drinking a bowl of sobering soup brought by the little maid of Xiahua, and blowing a little cool breeze for a while, he began his routine action of looking at the snake of the Xuanxuan.
It was still a patient observation, at least until this month passed, no matter how much he couldn't help it, Zhao Yan would not try to subdue this Cangxuan snake.
So except for in the middle of the night, Zhao Yan ate eighteen steamed buns again, and he didn't say anything all night.
When the sky was bright again, Zhao Yan, who got up early, greeted the morning sun happily and counted the six bags of gems.
Six bags of gemstones, a total of forty-three pieces, each piece has only undergone simple rough processing, and there are not too many facets that refract light, but the value represented by the almost pure color is enough to make Zhao Yan's good mood from the moment when the red sun is about to rise until the third watch in the middle of the night.
"Second young master, these gems are so beautiful......"
The little maid of summer flowers squatted beside her, and the impoverished little female dragon who was greedy for money in the dragon's nest suddenly saw her most beloved treasure, and her eyes were full of gem light.
"Xia Hua, you can pick these gems at will, but if you pick a gem, you will have to give birth to a child for Young Master Ben, how about it? Well, as long as you agree, this super beautiful sapphire is Xia Hua's yours!"
Zhao Yan swayed a large gem that exuded the blue light of the intoxicating lake to the eyes of the little girl Xia Hua, and shook it left and right to play hypnosis.
"Okay, good, good, as long as you have gems, it doesn't matter how many children you have for the second young master!"
The little girl in Xia Hua nodded her head violently as if she had been caught in an evil spell, and decisively reached out to snatch the sapphire split.
"Very well, then agreed!"
Zhao Yan said that he was very pleased, he felt that he had enough in his life.
"Hey, what's the agreement, Second Young Master?"
The little girl of Xia Hua, who was abducted by the top-configuration version of the lollipop, finally recovered a little sober from her state of distraction.
"Of course it's a gem, in exchange for Xia Hua, you have an agreement to give birth to a child for Young Master Ben......?" There are forty-three gems here, Xia Hua, you have to give birth to forty-three children for Young Master Ben, oops, Xia Hua, you are busy, so ...... How about we do something about having children now?"
Zhao Yan looked at the little maid Xia Hua and said with squeezing his eyebrows.
"Huh?!" Xia Hua's eyes widened cutely, and she was too frightened to stuff the sapphire she was holding in her hand back into Zhao Yan's arms: "Ahhhhhhhhh No, no, no, the second young master, the slave and maid don't want the gems!"
People have secretly seen the female slaves in the house give birth, and they have been so miserable that they have not been born for a long time. Blood water changed from basin to basin...... It's scary!
It's so scary to have a baby. How could forty-three children be born?!
With so many children, they will definitely die if they don't give birth to more than half of them......
Xia Hua's little face turned pale, and the curious behavior of peeping at the birth of a child left an indelible terrifying memory in her heart, allowing her to easily resist the strong temptation of gems.
"Unfortunately, it's too late. β
Zhao Yan stood up. Committing indecent acts.
So the little maid Xia Hua covered her chest, screamed and jumped out of the carriage and escaped.
Zhao Yan didn't chase after him, but let out a series of treacherous and successful Ha Lu Ha Da laughs, and then he stretched out a long waist to meet the sun shining in from the car window.
"Lan Yue, Xia Hua is still too young, why don't you help Young Master Ben have a child? If it were you, Young Master Ben would be willing to give two gems and a child. β
Zhao Yan turned his head and waved the sparkling gem. Go to tempt the quiet sitting in the corner of the carriage, and read the original manuscript of "The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty" for the first time in the unknown road.
"Second Young Master, what did you say?"
Because he was called by name, he raised his head blankly and looked at Zhao Yan's feather singer, and asked very cutely.
I said...... Don't get so close to the book. If you get too close, your eyes will become short-sighted, although the glasses lady is indeed very loving, but this young master is not Google who helps the FBI spy on people's privacy. But I really don't want to make high-end wearable equipment like glasses. β
Zhao Yan, who had no cure for the feather singer, could only say this helplessly.
Cute this attribute. Sure enough, it's more loving to keep it as it is.
"Oh-" The feather singer returned her gaze to the manuscript of "The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty". But after thinking about it, she raised her head and said, "Thank you Second Young Master for your concern, the slave will pay attention." β
After speaking, the feather singer continued to bury her head in reading.
Is this a sign that you will pay attention! Do you want to stop being duplicitous?!
Zhao Yandu was almost amused.
However, Zhao Yan, who has always been "tolerant" of domestic beauties, did not continue to dwell on this issue, but soon jumped out of the carriage, and he was hungry again.
Wouldn't it be nice to have a bag of psychic elk jerky that you could carry with you as a snack to replenish your energy......
Zhao Yan touched his waist, the small pocket with a few strips of jerky left was indeed still hanging on his waist, but he was reluctant to eat it in this safe and sound situation at the moment.
While sighing secretly, Zhao Yan shouted twice at the top of his throat, and called the bald gourd baby led by Chang Kaishen to his side, and then went straight to the direction of the kitchen with a high spirit.
The concept of gentleman and kitchen will naturally not exist in Zhao Yan's mind.
In order to enjoy the food, since leaving the capital, Zhao Yan has not instructed those cooks to cook.
Although before the crossing, Zhao Yan, who rarely cooked by himself, was a second knife without suspense in the matter of cooking.
But anyway, Zhao Yan has also watched the whole series of "A Bite of China", as well as some messy food shows, right?
The cooks who got Zhao Yan's guidance have much higher support for Zhao Yan than others.
Before Zhao Pu appeared to speak, the concept was still a "new concept of martial arts", but these food cooking methods with all colors and flavors, for these cooks who are all born to various families, this is a mastery related to the status of the house in the future, and it can even be left for generations!
So Zhao Yan walked to the back kitchen, and those kitchen ladies who were all in good shape greeted Zhao Yan warmly, and took the initiative to ask Zhao Yan what he wanted to eat.
The scrambling momentum, if Zhao Yan is willing, then he only needs to gently hook his fingers, then at least eighty or ninety percent of these cooks will pounce, and they don't even need gems to take the initiative to give birth to a child for Zhao Yan......
To be honest, from the perspective of male creatures, this feeling of being genuinely welcomed by a group of females is really refreshing.
The only problem is that the appearance of these cooks is much inferior to the stunning Li Zixuan, Jiang Xinyue and others.
So Zhao Yan just enjoyed a more pleasant breakfast like a righteous gentleman, and by the way, his Chang Kaishen and other four followers also mixed up with a mouthful of oil.
Soon, it was time for the activity after breakfast.
No different from usual, under the attack of Zhao Yan's increasingly sophisticated martial arts, Chang Kaishen and the four of them let out a humiliating ghost crying wolf howl, which provoked the young boys and girls who came to watch to cheer.
After Zhao Yan finished brushing up his experience points and eating a lunch that was more sumptuous than Zaozo, it was finally time to continue moving forward.
In less than two days, the water of the Yokogawa, which had swelled rapidly, had turned from turbid to turquoise, and shrunk to a shallow depth of no more than three feet at a ferry suitable for crossing.
The escorts of the "tour group" set up a simple pontoon bridge over the ferry, so that hundreds of horse-drawn carriages could cross the river safely without being flooded.
And this kind of thing, naturally Zhao Yan doesn't need to worry about it, he just needs to sit in a carriage, humming a song and waiting to cross the river, if there is another hot pot, then everything will be in order.
Because he had nothing to do, Zhao Yan even taught Yuren Song Ji Lanyue, a new song.
"A big river has wide waves, the wind blows the fragrance of rice and flowers on both banks, my family lives on the shore, I am used to hearing the captain's horn, and I am used to seeing the white sails on the boat......"
Zhao Yan likes to listen to these old songs, but he has nothing to do with doctrine and political tendencies, he just likes the melodies of these old songs and the high spirits that naturally flow from these old songs.
"Ahββ, the destiny of heaven is not enough to fear, the ancestors are not enough to be lawful, and the words of people are not enough to be compassionate. β
While playing the melody, Zhao Yan, who patted his thighs leisurely and beat the beat, sat comfortably in the carriage, and talked about his understanding of the song.
"Zhao Gongzi, if your words are heard by the military generals and civil officials in the court, I am afraid that you will end up slandered. β
Wanwan's voice suddenly came in from outside the car.
Zhao Yan poked his head out and took a look, and found that the people outside were not only Wanwan, but also the two barbarian princesses.
"Ha Luha, it's a pity they can't hear it, and even if they do, it has nothing to do with me, and I'm not interested in taking their place. The sun outside is very scorching, if you tan the beauties, it's not good, please hurry up and get into this broken carriage of Young Master......"
So Zhao Yanha replied with a smile and made an invitation.
Heh, that's what you want to talk about, right? (To be continued......)