Chapter 100: The Male God or the Pig God

Zhao Lingwu snorted coldly, and said unconvinced: "I'm embarrassed to say that I have long hair when I first saw you, like a sissy, and I want to say that woman dares to ask you." ”

Feng Chenyu said confidently: "What do you know? I call it elegant, do you know the way? Elegant, the Republic of China doesn't have many men with long hair, and they look very handsome, come on, don't talk about me anymore, what is the way of knowing the road?"

Zhao Lingwu shook her head blankly.

Feng Chenyu smiled, and without saying a word, he directly took off his shirt, revealing his strong abdominal muscles and bronzed skin.

Zhao Lingwu screamed and said in a panic: "What are you doing?

Feng Chenyu said angrily: "You didn't say I'm a sissy, I told you to look at my muscles." ”

After speaking, Feng Chenyu began to pose as a superman, giving full play to his figure.

Zhao Lingwu covered her face, threw the clothes behind her, and shouted, "I know the way, I know the way, hurry up and put it on." ”

Feng Chenyu saw that Zhao Lingwu was so uncooperative with herself, and she was not reluctant, so she had to pick up her shirt and put it in silently, Zhao Lingwu twisted her head from beginning to end, if you look carefully, you will find that his ears are red.

After Feng Chenyu finished dressing, he saw that Zhao Lingwu was still twisting his head there, so he smiled bitterly and said, "Senior sister, okay, you can twist it." ”

Zhao Lingwu heard this shout, so she turned around.

Zhao Lingwu learned the tone that Feng Chenyu had taught him before, and said: "Can you not always take off your clothes everywhere, it is so unruly that primary school students can't control it at all."

Feng Chenyu was embarrassed, thinking to himself, you can learn quite quickly, and you will be able to do it in a while.

Feng Chenyu estimated that Zhao Lingwu would definitely have to learn to nag a few words by herself, so she hurriedly said: "Senior sister, you don't know how to do it, I look very handsome, and you still say that I can't find a wife, although I don't remember my past, but I must be a male god in terms of the aesthetic standards of my long-term and current social people!"

Zhao Lingwu couldn't cry or laugh, holding her stomach and laughing: "What about you being a male god?" The pig god is almost the same, it's not me who hits you, if you don't have muscles and short hair, I think the laughing lion is more handsome than you." ”

Feng Chenyu suddenly had a few black lines on his forehead, his face turned black, thinking of the shiny big bald head of the laughing lion, and then thinking about his handsome appearance, Feng Chenyu really couldn't imagine what kind of aesthetic Zhao Lingwu was.

Feng Chenyu breathed and said, "Do you know how handsome I am? ”

Zhao Lingwu said: "Forget it, forget it, you are handsome, hurry up and eat, otherwise the meat will be cold." ”

Feng Chenyu nodded, so he began to chew the meat from the basket, and when he finished eating a chicken leg, he took out a very strange meat from the basket, which was small in appearance, about the size of a palm, and was roasted from a whole corpse, without a head.

Feng Chenyu took a bite, chewed it, and felt that it was quite fragrant, so he said, "Senior sister, what is this thing?"

When Zhao Lingwu saw Feng Chenyu start to eat that meat, she seemed to remember something, her face was not very good-looking, it was the kind that was ugly and ugly, looking at Feng Chenyu chewing, she stammered a little and said, "This is."

Before he finished speaking, Feng Chenyu directly interrupted: "This is a ru pigeon, I think this size is definitely yes, the roast is quite delicious, and it tastes very good." ”

After speaking, Feng Chenyu swallowed it directly, and after eating, he actually returned Tian's own fingers, and it could be seen that he liked to eat that "ru pigeon" very much!

When Zhao Lingwu saw Feng Chenyu swallowing the pigeons, her face had turned frightened, and after being silent for a while, Zhao Lingwu said with some embarrassment: "Senior brother, you say that we are the best friends!"

Feng Chenyu said without hesitation: "Of course, do you still need to ask?"

"Will you forgive me if I do something wrong?"

"Of course it will, friends just have to be tolerant and understanding with each other, people can understand each other. ”

When Zhao Lingwu heard this, she seemed to have taken a reassuring pill, breathed a sigh of relief, and then said: "Senior brother, it is said that in a dark and windy night, I brought a lot of game to cook for you.

But when it was roasted, you also knew that I was a woman, and I didn't know how to cook, so I would heat all the charcoal, and then put the meat on top, so that the meat would cook itself, and I usually eat it like that. ”

Feng Chenyu was a little questioning: "Why are you telling me this?"

Zhao Lingwu lowered her head a little embarrassed, and said with a blushing face: "Just when I was barbecuing, I found a big black mouse, I am not afraid of heaven and earth, so I was about to kick him away, but I chased him around, but found that the mouse was gone, it was dark at night, and I didn't see it clearly." ”

Feng Chenyu said a little sluggishly: "What do you mean, what do you want to say?"

Zhao Lingwu lowered her head even lower, almost put her face on her chest, Zhao Lingwu whispered: "Originally, I thought that the mouse was driven away by me, so I didn't think much about it, but when I saw the thing you ate like a pigeon just now, I knew where the mouse went, he seemed to be driven into the fire by me when he was in chaos, and I didn't look at it after the meat test." ”

At this moment, even the sluggish person also knew what he meant, and the two people in the room stopped talking, Zhao Lingwu was blushing and lowering her head, while Feng Chenyu was instantly stunned.