Chapter 5: The Absurdity of the Back House

Fan Xian clenched his fists, coughed twice on his mouth, stepped forward and pushed the door, naturally, the door opened as soon as he pushed it at this time. He understood what was going on, since the two of them were ready to have a fight, how could there be any reason to lock up the ring and not let people in, even Fan Xian's previous cough was a reminder to his wife in the house, he came, and he had something to say in the room.

This generation, after all, is a society that respects men, although Lin Wan'er's background is much more noble than Fan Xian, but since she married into Fan's mansion, it stands to reason that she will not express her dissatisfaction so directly. The way they get along with each other is different from that of ordinary eunuch families, although Fan Xian can't get rid of the hormonal control of male animals in his bones, but at the level of jΔ«ng gods, he still respects female people very much.

Speaking of which, this is all Fan Xian's own sin, his sister is ready to play Qiaojia, and his wife is jealous, but it is not his single-handedly edification, and it is placed in Beppu, I am afraid that it will already be troublesome.

............ "Young Master." The eldest girl smiled and welcomed him in, untied his clothes for him, and handed over a towel. Fan Xian waved his hand, indicating that he had already wiped it, he looked at this girl's evil smile, and couldn't help but sigh in the depths of his heart, not to mention his sister and Wan'er? Even this girl grew up with himself, and he was spoiled by himself without respect or inferiority, and when the family drama was staged, he still had the leisure to watch the excitement and make fun of his own courage.

Lin Wan'er was lying on the bed at this time, a thin quilt was pulled up and pulled to her chest, the black hair on her head was scattered on her shoulders, and she looked like she had just woken up. Her big eyes were spinning, curious and sweet looking at Xianggong who had returned from a long trip, without a trace of Fan Xian's anger ready to greet her, the tip of her small and slightly upturned nose was slightly hummed, and said, "Xianggong, I didn't go out to meet you, don't be surprised." ”

Fan Xian looked at the glutinous porcelain-like teeth exposed in her lips, smiled, sat straight on the edge of her bed, and began to implement the three noes policy, without explaining, not covering up, not speaking, directly put his hand into the quilt, held her slightly cool little hand, pinched, I haven't seen her for a few months, I haven't kneaded Wan'er's soft little hand for a long time, I really miss it.

At this time, Sisi was still in the house, Lin Wan'er couldn't help but be a little embarrassed, and her eyes glanced at that side. Fan Xian looked up and found that Sisi was pretending to pack up the medicine box on the table, but his eyes were flying in this direction, and he couldn't help laughing and scolding: "You girl, I'm really spoiled by you, and I'm not afraid of long needles, so don't go out quickly." ”

Sisi smiled, saluted the young master, pushed the door out, closed the door with his backhand, and happened to meet Si Qi, who went to the front house to bring back the food plate, and quickly stopped her outside. Si Qi is a big girl in the house who married with Wan'er, and Sisi has the same status, and the two get along well, at this time, seeing her stop at the door, he immediately understood what the two masters were doing inside, and couldn't help but grimace, but looked at the food plate in his hand and said bitterly: "The young master just went home, you have to eat something first." ”

Sisi smiled and said, "These are just small points to fill the stomach, aren't there a main meal being prepared in the house in front of you?" Besides, our young master ...... You have to eat something first. ”

In Si Qi's ears, this could not help but be a little frivolous, especially the young lady involved, how should it not be a joke that his subordinates should make, his face was a little ugly, he glanced at Sisi with his eyes, snorted his nose, and went to the next room with a food plate.

Sisi was slightly stunned, then remembered that his previous words were indeed extremely disrespectful, stuck out his tongue, and quickly ran over, and after a while, after a moment of silence in the next room, there were bursts of extremely low laughter, thinking that the two big girls had reconciled as before.

――――――――――――――――――――――――― the huge bed in the bedroom, under the big quilt, Fan Xian stretched out his right hand to remove the hair fork on his head, at home he has always only liked to comb a flap on the back of his head, begging for a refreshing one. He felt that his mouth was a little dry, so he reached out to the side of the bed and took a cup of tea, moistened his throat, thought about it, and handed the teacup to Wan'er's lips again, and fed her half a cup.

Wan'er's eyes were soft, her cheeks were slightly chΓ‘o red, and she had half a cup of warm tea on her lower abdomen, so she came back to her senses a little, and bit his left forearm with shame and anger, and said: "How can there be such a monkey as you who is in a hurry? It's just night, so those people can guess, what kind of face do you tell me to care about the size of this family." ”

Fan Xian smiled, hugged his wife sideways, his fingers slid gently on her smooth upper arm, his heart was very satisfied, and said: "Xiao Beisheng is newly married, not to mention that you and I have been separated for a long time, and who dares to say irresponsible things?" ”

Hearing these words, Lin Wan'er thought about it, today she was going to persuade Xianggong to try it, how to let him into the house less than a cup of tea, she was dizzy and was overwhelmed by him, and even forgot what she was going to say, isn't it that Xianggong really has something to do, thinking of this, I can't help but feel a little embarrassed, gently beat him, and said: "Don't you say that I forgot, I was going to ask you if you felt when you heard that Xiaoling." ”

Fan Xian licked his lips that were a little dry, and his handsome face matched this expression, not very obscene, but had a bad taste that he couldn't describe. For the way of husband and wife, he has always played the action school, regardless of what Wan'er has in her heart, go to bed and make love first, women in this world, after intimate things, will always be very attached to their lover, and those little sour tastes in my heart will be lighter. But he also knew that there would be an explanation for this matter, so he took the initiative to mention it: "You girl, you dare not let me into the house, beware of me spanking you!"

Lin Wan'er lay in his arms and said quietly: "Hit it, you will only bully me anyway." ”

"What do you mean by that?" Fan Xian said with a smile: "Could it be that you didn't come back from Northern Qi with chicken wings, so you couldn't be angry with me?"

Lin Wan'er got up, half-kneeling on the bed, her clothes were slightly slippery, revealing half of her fragrant shoulders, she stared at Fan Xian's eyes, and after a moment of silence, she suddenly said directly: "I was not happy before." ”

The woman in this world, even if she is jealous, I am afraid that she is not as upright as Lin Wan'er eats, so Fan Xian was a little at a loss, and she didn't know how to respond for a while, so she had to reply carefully: "What kind of vinegar is this?" That small order was indeed written by me, but it was not what you imagined. ”

"What do you mean by being jealous?" Lin Wan'er didn't understand what he meant.

Fan Xian also remembered that there was no scene in this world where Mrs. Fang committed suicide by drinking vinegar, so he told this story with a smile, but pretended to be reading the notes of his predecessors.

After Lin Wan'er heard this, she also sighed at Mrs. Fang Xuanling's strength, but she always felt that Xianggong's story must have been made up by herself, maybe she still wrote it specifically about herself, so she couldn't help but be a little angry, and said: "I'm not the kind of stingy guy who wants to monopolize you, Sisi and Siqi always have to get started, you don't have to deliberately use this story to arrange me." ”

Fan Xian knew that his wife would be wrong, and said with a smile: "If you don't want to monopolize me, then it's a bit wrong." After all, Lin Wan'er is just a woman who grew up in the deep palace since she was a child, and she doesn't really understand the meaning of the so-called love hidden in Xianggong's words, and listened to Fan Xian say: "If you weren't jealous, why didn't you let me in before?"

Lin Wan'er was still half-kneeling on the bed, puffing out her cheeks, and said after a while: "Do you know that this little order has spread all over the world? ”

"It's just a small order, if you want to hear it, I will naturally write you a song every day. Fan Xian said with a smile.

Lin Wan'er said quietly: "It's just a small order? I heard that the Xianggong is in the capital of the Northern Qi Dynasty, and he travels with the begonia girl every day, sits and drinks together, and walks the streets on rainy nights, which has become a good story." ”

Fan Xian was bitter in his heart, knowing that this was the news deliberately released by the Emperor of Northern Qi, but these words were passed around in people's mouths, which would indeed make Lin Wan'er's situation a little embarrassing, and he was about to explain something, when he heard his wife ask: "Xiangxuan sΓΉ me, that ...... What does a girl named Begonia look like?"

Fan Xian was stunned, thinking that he naturally couldn't praise Begonia to the sky, but for some reason, deep down he didn't want to reverse black and white in front of his wife, and begonias were useless - although this is a shameless thing that all men will do in their wives' beds. After thinking about it, he said: "Haitang is the closed disciple of Kuhe, the national teacher of the Northern Qi Dynasty, the most favored, and has a very high status in the palace. ”

Lin Wan'er shook her head and sighed: "Although that Begonia girl has no reputation in the south, now everyone knows that her status in the north is ...... I only ask Xianggong, can this Begonia girl's identity be a concubine?"

Fan Xian was stunned for a moment, thinking to himself where this came from. Listening to Lin Wan'er sigh again, she said: "Like this kind of woman, if it is not for a character like Xiang Gong, she will never fall into her eyes, but her identity is here, and it will always be extremely difficult to arrange it in the future. ”

Fan Xian laughed and said, "I'm not going to marry that begonia, what's the follow-up?" Wan'er couldn't help but be funny. ”

Lin Wan'er was shocked, and somehow began to sympathize with the woman named Haitang, and reprimanded: "Xianggong is not ready to start chaos and abandon it!"

Fan Xian waved his hand again and again, and said with a smile: "Since there is no chaos, where is there abandonment?"

............ After a while, Lin Wan'er looked at him with a hint of suspicion and asked, "Really, then why would the Xiang Guild write poems to pick each other?"

"Love?" Fan Xian asked Cang Tian speechlessly, thought about it and thought about it, and then told his wife about his own arrangements before leaving Beijing, and many things in the capital, shook his head and said: "This Begonia martial arts cultivation is extremely high, in addition to the four great masters, I am afraid that she is one of the strongest people, since I want to deal with her, of course I have to prepare some sharp weapons." ”

Lin Wan'er frowned and said, "This is what Xianggong said in his heart?"

"Exactly. Fan Xian smiled and said: "The two countries are fighting each other, and the heart is the first. ”

After a long time, Lin Wan'er sighed and said, "Xianggong is planning this...... It's a bit shameless. ”

――――――――――――――――――――――― the turmoil in the family has not yet calmed down, Fan Xian thought about it, and told his wife about the dispute with the eldest prince today, he knew that Wan'er grew up in the palace since she was a child, and she had more say in these things in the court than herself, so since marriage, he has gradually become accustomed to discussing his own arrangements with her.

After listening to his words, Lin Wan'er also frowned, and made the same judgment as Yan Bingyun, feeling that Fan Xian really had no need to offend the eldest prince, and felt a little too much. Fan Xian couldn't explain his hidden worries to his wife, so he had to smile gently and said, "Wan'er, don't care why I want to do this, just say that you think that this dispute can make the palace believe that I and the eldest prince will be enemies." ”

Lin Wan'er looked at him amusedly and said, "It's extremely difficult." ”

Fan Xian was stunned and said, "Why is this?"

Lin Wan'er sighed and said: "Actually, you have been mistaken about one thing, yes, in the eyes of all the officials and the people, the Supervision Yuan is a terrifying yamen, and the officials of the six departments all call you black dogs behind your back, but not all people don't like the Supervision Yuan...... Just like the military, the Privy Council, and the Western Route Army, they have a very good opinion of the Supervisory Yuan itself. ”

Fan Xian immediately understood, the first thing about marching and fighting is intelligence and logistics, and the secret agent network of the Supervision Yuan all over the world wants to provide extremely strong support for the military, which can make those soldiers spill less blood, and the military certainly likes the Supervision Yuan. He frowned and asked: "This is one of them, but the eldest prince always has to hand over his military power when he returns to Beijing this time, and the opinions of the military do not have much influence on him." ”

Lin Wan'er didn't understand why he had to let the palace think that he didn't marry the three princes at the same time, and sighed and said: "There is another thing, maybe the prince forgot about it." Among these three imperial brothers, the one closest to Wan'er is...... Brother Emperor, even for my sake, he can't hold a grudge against you. ”

Fan Xian smiled bitterly, he knew that when Wan'er was a child, in the deep palace, most of the time she spent in the Ning Cairen Palace, and she was closest to the eldest prince, and it was natural to think about it, but when she was calculating, she deliberately ignored this relationship intentionally or unintentionally.

Perhaps from the bottom of his heart, he was reluctant to connect his wife with those princes.

Lin Wan'er actually knew what Fan Xian was worried about, and said softly: "Actually, I see that Xianggong is a little worried, the saint is in good health, and the situation you are worried about is only afraid that there will be many years." ”

Fan Xian sighed, took her into his arms, and said in her ear: "People have no foresight, there must be near-term worries, this time I returned to Beijing, looking at the atmosphere, I know that after I really take over Neiku next year, your prince brother, the eldest brother and the second emperor brother, where will you let go of my piece of fat." ”

"On Cangshan a few years ago, how about the idea I gave you?" Lin Wan'er didn't look like a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl at this time, but like a female strategist who was good at planning, after all, she was the biological daughter of the eldest princess, and she would inherit a little bit in these aspects, so Fan Xian had always been very convinced of her Jian, but Fan Xian never nodded his head at the mention of yì on Cangshan.

He lowered his head slightly, and said slowly but firmly: "Asking for self-reduction of power, logically speaking, is the most important thing to do. For a young courtier like me, if he were to take care of the Inspectorate and the Inner Treasury in his hands, this divine grace would be a bit too heavy and too powerful, and this would have been an impossible situation...... But Wan'er, I will definitely not let go of Neiku. ”

Although Lin Wan'er didn't know why her husband had been refusing to let go of Neiku, as a wife, she naturally just supported silently, nodded and said, "Wan'er knows." ”

Fan Xian continued: "Since I refuse to let go of the inner library, then the Supervision Yuan can't let it go. ”

If the inner library is a golden mountain, then the Supervision Yuan is the army guarding the golden mountain, if there is an inner library, then Fan Xian will become a ** beauty, there is no sense of security at all, then wait to be wantonly humiliated by those people in the palace.

Lin Wan'er sighed and shook her head, and said, "That husband will work so hard. She suddenly looked him in the eye and said, "Have faith?"

Fan Xian smiled slightly, patted her face lightly, and said, "I don't dare to talk too much, but you also know that I have always been a somewhat arrogant and even narcissistic person." ”

Lin Wan'er smiled, suddenly bit her thick lower lip, and said softly: "Actually, I still have a way." ”

Fan Xian became interested: "What method?"

Lin Wan'er's eyes flashed, she didn't know what she was thinking, and said softly: "...... Marry the begonia girl into the door!"

Fan Xian was shocked, thinking that his wife's plan was really very predictable.

Lin Wan'er explained excitedly: "That begonia girl is a strong person on the nine grades, Xianggong said that she may enter the realm of the great grandmaster one day, you say, if there is a great grandmaster in our family, and there is a strong strength of the bitter lotus vein behind her, even if it is these imperial brothers of Qingguo, they don't dare to do anything to you, even if it is His Majesty, they have to be more enveloped by you, you look at Ye Chong's family, but there is a Ye Liuyun, and he has not been defeated in the officialdom for more than ten years......"

Fan Xian knew that what she said made sense, no matter who she was, if she married Haitang and entered the door, it would be like putting a Danshu iron coupon at home, a gold medal to avoid death, but he didn't know if his wife was making the last temptation or what, so he said with a wicked smile: "But...... Begonias are really not good. ”

Lin Wan'er was stunned for a moment, and then spat him: "You sè evil ghost!"

Fan Xian smiled, but at this time, he was thinking about the Ye family that Lin Wan'er said before-Ye Chong was a garrison in Kyoto, but Ye Ling'er was about to marry the second prince, what was this emperor Lao Tzu thinking?

He frowned and asked, "I'm not in Kyoto, did Ye Chong ask for resignation from the Kyoto garrison." ”

Lin Wan'er shook her head.

Fan Xian sighed in his heart, and asked again: "Did my mother send a letter here?" The mother in his mouth was naturally the eldest princess of Xinyang, although he knew that Wan'er had no feelings for that peerless beauty, but in front of Wan'er, he still had to show some respect.

Lin Wan'er still shook her head, and there was no extra expression between her eyebrows. Fan Xiansheng felt pity, gently rubbed her eyebrows, and said softly: "How is your body lately?" I only cared about talking about it before, but I didn't ask about this most important thing, Xiaosheng should fight. ”

Lin Wan'er smiled and said, "Master Fei often comes to see it, and the pill is also insisting on taking it, and I feel very good." ”

Fan Xian nodded: "It seems that the recuperation on Cangshan is good, and the whole family will go to live in the winter this year, and it is a pity that there was no hot spring last year." ”

The voices of the two gradually lowered, and they were talking about small love words, humming small love songs, but unexpectedly, there was a slightly anxious voice in the face of Yahuan who shouted: "Young master, young nǎinǎi, it's time to eat, and the old man has passed the word several times." ”

Fan Xian screamed, lifted the quilt and got up, and immediately began to get dressed, he was just going to stay in the back house for a while and then go to his father to say goodbye, but he didn't expect that he played a trick to exchange his body for peace, but he fell into a gentle sea, forgetting that his father was still waiting for him in the study, thinking of his father's strict face, Fan Xian could imagine how angry he was in his heart, a son returned home thousands of miles away, and actually didn't worship his parents first, but went to fool around with his mother, this is unreasonable.

Wan'er also complained about him, and began to dress and make-up, Sisi and Si Qi had already been guarding the door, listening to the voice, so they went into the house to serve the two masters to tidy up a qiΔ“ as quickly as possible, followed a lantern carried by the next person, pretended that nothing had happened, and went to the front house.

In the hall, the maids stood quietly aside, Fan Jianzheng sat solemnly in the middle, although the Liu family had been straightened, he was still used to standing on his side to place the cups and spoons, Fan Ruoruo sat on the left hand side, thoughtful, Fan Sizhen sat at the bottom, hiding under the table with two hands playing with the thing that Fan Xian threw to him before.

Seeing Fan Xian and Lin Wan'er walking in, Ruoruo stood up, Fan Sizhen also hurriedly put Dong xΔ«zΓ ng into his sleeve, and followed his sister to salute the two. Fan Jian, who was sitting in the middle, didn't look at Fan Xian, but nodded to Lin Wan'er, the identity of this daughter-in-law is a little special, and it is not easy to slack off.

There are many rules in the family of the big family, but Fan Jian is busy with official business, so there is rarely a time to eat at home. On the dinner table, there was no sound at all, and finally the time of this meal was over, Fan Jiancai looked at his son and said lightly: "You are going to be knighted." ”