Chapter Fifty-Nine: This Is a Big Mess......
Second, it's not dawn yet.
Jun Moxie hadn't gotten up yet, he was studying his dream on the bed, and at the same time, he was very embarrassed to find that his underwear seemed to be no longer worn, and he was wet and wet, and when he touched it with his hand, it was already a little hard...... (In this case, I believe that the buddies who read the book, everyone hehehe...... Tacit...... Everybody is very pure...... It's really a shame! Such a thing as a dream can actually happen to my great killer, this kind of humiliating thing, I drop my God, who will believe it...... What a disgrace!
Jun Dashao hurriedly pulled the quilt, covered his "lost the first time" body, and sneakily showed his head to check, and then he was busy bending his legs and raising his hips--lose pants!
With a sound of brushing, the movement was extremely neat, and it had already faded from the body, and with a ball of hands, it stretched out from the quilt, trying to find a suitable place to throw it away...... But...... Suddenly!
Bang!
At this fateful moment, the door was slammed open all of a sudden, and the old man Jun's white beard fluttered and his face was full of anxiety, and Mao entered the door in a hurry, and opened his mouth to shout: "Why can't you kid get up, when are you going to be lucky!"
What is it called no coincidence and no book, this is it, such a messy moment, I was actually bumped into by someone! It's still a man, an old man!
Jun Dashao almost had the urge to commit suicide at this moment, and retracted his outstretched hand into the quilt like lightning, and promised vaguely in a stack: "This is up, this is up, do you always go out first......"
"What are you holding in your hand?" Old Man Jun became suspicious all of a sudden, not only did he not go out, but walked two steps, raised his eyebrows and shouted: "Show it to the old man!"
"It's nothing, it's nothing, it's really nothing...... Jun Moxie only felt that he had never been so embarrassed in his two lives, and he shrank into the quilt and complained: "Grandpa, your old man is too unparticular, I'm still asleep, you just slammed in, fortunately, there is no daughter-in-law now, if you find a granddaughter-in-law, do you also break in so carelessly?"
What is this called?
The old man Jun was so angry that he blew his beard and glared at him, his head was full of black lines, and his eyes were full of gold stars: "How can you speak? Old man, I ...... Why don't you take it out quickly!? Do you have to bother the old man?"
Regardless of the three-seven-twenty-one, as soon as he stretched out his hand and grabbed the quilt, the skill of the Tianxuan master, how could it be that Jun Moxie, a little rookie, could resist it? Suddenly, it was opened with a swish, and a shelled egg-like thing appeared in front of the old man Jun, a black mass in the middle, and the spear was still trembling, extremely thick, shaking his head straight...... Jun Moxie was unprepared, screamed, covered his crotch with both hands quickly, and died of shame; suddenly put his heart sideways, anyway, he was embarrassed and embarrassed, Suo Xìng broke the jar and broke it, let go of his hand like a big realization, and stood up straight on the bed, holding the words naked, twisting his ass elegantly, taking two catwalks, and saying to the old man who suddenly became a fossil: "Grandpa, don't you just want to see it...... Now, can you see it?"
The old man woke up like a dream, he couldn't help but blush, rounded his arms, and slapped him on his smooth ass with a snap, which was crisp and pleasant: "I see you bastard thing......" suddenly stretched out his hand and snatched the mess in Jun Moxie's hand. Gotta see what you're hiding!
How do you feel that it is still a little wet, the old man didn't think of that aspect for a while, he was actually stunned for a moment, holding this mass of cloth in front of his nose and sniffing it, and suddenly felt a strange smell that he had not seen for a long time...... In an instant, the old man finally woke up completely!
The old man's face turned red for a while, and he threw the thing away, and pounced viciously: "...... The old man killed you little shameless ......" suddenly screamed in bursts, extremely miserable...... Jun Sanye heard the screams from a distance and hurried over, just in time to meet the old father coming out of Jun Moxie's room with a red face, and he was still blowing his beard angrily...... There was a faint smile in the corner of his eyes...... "Dad, Mo Ye made you angry again?" The third master asked cautiously.
"Moti, that little brute!" Old Man Jun shook his right hand that had grabbed the thing, opened his mouth wordlessly, wanted to say something, but after all, he didn't say it, shook his head for a long time, and finally said: "Alas...... The child has grown up...... It's time to find a daughter-in-law...... "Slipped behind his back...... When he walked outside the door, he remembered the purpose of coming here, and roared from afar: "By the way, the third child, you let this little evil obstacle hurry up and prepare, Your Majesty wants to see him!" and then disappeared with a whoosh...... Today's incident, the old man, the old man who commanded the whole country, also felt extremely embarrassed, he was a hero in his own life, and today he actually looked at his grandson's murder weapon, and what did he take, it was really embarrassing...... The problem is that while I am depressed, I can't help but want to laugh...... There is also some old and relieved meaning - it's big, what can it be, that money...... But it's not bad, it's almost catching up with the old man, although it's a little worse than the old man, but it's definitely enough, not to mention that it's only sixteen, and there is still a lot of room for development...... Hurry up and spread the branches for our family...... The old man hugged his chest with both hands, as if he was holding a baby, as if he was reviewing something, and his old face suddenly smiled...... After a while, Jun Sanye saw his magical nephew so low-key for the first time, the eldest girl lowered her head and walked out here and there on her clothes, it seemed that something was very wrong...... "What the hell is going on? What kind of demon are you, why don't I understand your grandfather, is he angry, or happy, what kind of expression is it, while scolding you, he is smiling, hurry up and give me an explanation!"
Jun Dashao raised his head helplessly, with an embarrassed face, and arched his hand reverently: "Third uncle, please...... Don't ask......"
This fact is not something that can be explained in person!
Although Jun Dashao's thick-skinned skin is definitely twice as thick as the bend of the Great Wall, even if he is super thick-skinned, he has a soft underbelly, this fact is too embarrassing, and the real very, very, very special is quite extraordinary...... Finally, when it was time to eat, Jun unintentionally learned about it from his father's mouth, and at the same time, of course, the eagle who was eating together also heard it, and Jun unintentionally turned the rice he ate into two white lines and choked out of his two nostrils on the spot, almost spraying it on the opposite eagle box...... As for the Eagle Supreme who was almost sprayed, he didn't get angry at all, but he was stunned for a while, and then he laughed almost out of breath, I haven't been so happy for a long time, it's even happier than yesterday's lucky draw without tears, but it's so interesting...... After breakfast, Jun Mo and the Evil Ancestor and Sun ignored the blood-clothed general who was already laughing and lying in his wheelchair and the Eagle Supreme, who was weak and one of the Eight Supremes, and they both got on their horses and went straight to the palace.
Only the duo who had no intention of fighting with the eagle was left, and they almost went mad with laughter...... The reason why His Majesty the Emperor suddenly wanted to see Jun Moxie was that he didn't know which family he had gone to and wanted to suddenly hold the Golden Autumn Talent Banquet that he had missed today, and the location was set up in the Imperial Palace.
This is a very unusual thing.
Since the news came out in the middle of the night last night, Sun Chenghe, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites who presided over the matter, almost broke his leg, naturally, the busier than him were those old masters of Wenxing Academy, how many students were looking forward to the grand event, but they were suddenly told that it was canceled; after being disappointed for a long time, the news suddenly came again, but it was so urgent...... The matter that was decided in the evening was actually going to be held in a bright way, and how many people had to be in time to participate...... Several white-haired old masters scolded angrily in their hearts: What is this called, even if you are in a hurry to eat nǎi, you have to untie your arms...... But there is no way, the emperor of heaven and earth Lao Tzu is the greatest! His old man said today, that is today! If he annoys His Majesty the Emperor and cancels it in anger, wouldn't it be his own old things who have buried the Golden Avenue of the students?
This time is not only the time is tight, the location is weird, but the scale is also unprecedentedly grand, not only the sons of the major families are also invited, the three princes and several princesses are also present to participate, and even the talented women of the various families are not refused, as long as you come!
Therefore, notorious gentlemen such as Jun Moxie and Tang Fatzi are actually on the list, and they have all received invitations...... Along the way, the old man kept his face calm and didn't speak, and the more Jun Moye pondered, the more he felt that something was wrong. The grandparents and grandchildren felt at the same time that this so-called Golden Autumn Talent Banquet was probably a good banquet!
It's so abnormal, it's outrageous!
Especially Jun Moxie, he faintly felt that there seemed to be some invisible big net covering him...... Jun Moxie was puzzled: why did he have such a strange feeling?
Of course, Lao Tzu is talented, eight buckets, rich and rich, five cars, Bo Gutong, modern poetry, songs, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, all kinds of things, but these people don't know; now in the eyes of these people, Lao Tzu is considered to be the oldest...... "Mo Xie." What is happening today...... The old man always felt that something was wrong there. The old man Jun Zhantian looked solemn: "You...... Try to hide as much as you can!"
In order to make grandpa feel relieved, Jun Moxie smiled cheerfully: "Grandpa, you still can't trust me? Pretend to be crazy and stupid, we are a must! We are the first in Tianxiang, what else is hidden, we are clumsy!"
"Little ghost!" Old Man Jun laughed at him, and he invisibly felt a lot less stressed.
In front of the palace stands a statue of Roshan!
Jun Moxie took a look, ha, acquaintance, it was Tang Fatzi...... A pair of difficult brothers, one does not fall behind............ The old man Jun went in to go to the morning court, as for Jun Dajun and Tang Fatzi, one of them squatted on the ground, and the other couldn't squat and leaned on the wall, they were all evil and evil, and they had no image at all, and they were nagging at themselves.
The sons and talents of the families next to them are all full of glamour, high spirits, and chic, which is even more incompatible with these two people. Seeing that the two of them were so lazy, they hid from the two of them far away, and if they didn't know each other, they sounded.
"Who are these two, and why are they so disrespectful!" asked one of them.
"You don't know, you don't know these two?" said another voice surprised, as if the Americans didn't know Washington, the French didn't know Napoleon, and the Germans didn't know Hitler.